What would a human's base stats be?

>>33201285
HP: 69
Attack: 69
Special Attack 69
Defense: 69
Special Defense: 69
Speed: 69

HP: 60
Attack: 120
Sp. Atk: 50
Defence: 30
Sp. Def: 10
Speed: 80

>>33201354
>attack equal to a Sharpedo
because of guns or what?

>>33201285
i don't know about stats, but I'd use that guy aaall the time

>>33201517
check the filename qt

>>33201354
>120 Attack
>80 speed

Anon we're not super humans.
And weapons are considered items, so they won't effect how weak we are.

in terms of defenses, they're bulky enough to withstand a level 40 dragonite's hyper beam but frail enough to die to a level 55 kyurem's glaciate. In terms of offenses, Drayden can go toe to toe with a level 48 haxorus. And if the bw2 animated trailer is anything to go by, humans can run at the same speed as Lucario

>>33201285
HP: 78
Atk: 84
Def: 78
SAt: 109
SDf: 85
Spd: 100

>>33201285
70 across the board but can use many items to boost thier stats

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>>33201285

>>33202427
The only true answer

>>33201285
What about a human with a gun?

>>33202427
>base 100 across the board
Are we legendaries?

>>33202516
there must be a reason humans are the dominant species on poke-earth, right?
think about it

>>33201285
HP:50
Atk:50
Def:30
SpA:110
SpD:10
Spe:60
Learns no special moves

>>33202604
I find this the most accurate.

Our strongest move would be Bite.

>>33202427
So do humans just have various alternate forms, then? Psychics are probably at least partially Psychic type, and I would assume that trainer classes like pre-schooler or hex maniac aren't fighting types either.

>>33202604
special attack are guns.

>>33201556
I'm not a girl

>>33202651
>bite
>when our arms and legs exert more force

>>33202651
Absolutely, I mean humans when unarmed, most consistently maim and injure with biting right? You're so fucking retarded you shouldn't be allowed to live, fuck yourself.

>>33201285
and what happens when humans evolve? What do they evolve into?

>>33201285
How many IVs would be ideal? Is the last point worth it?

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>>33202847
"they just get bigger"

>>33202793
>>33202797
I hope you both get your penises bitten off by an STD ridden hooker and bleed to death.

>So, we're legendaries, but we're just not rare.

>>33202693
My theory is that all humans are naturally Fighting / Psychic.

>>33201285
HP: 50
Attack: 50
Defense: 10
Special Attack: 10 (150 if guns are allowed)
Special Defense: 10
Speed: 50

>>33202915
Story time?

HP:80
Attack:110
Defense:85
Special Attack: 60
Special Defense:70
Speed:90

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>>33204962
>Psychic
>Not normal type

What if we compare it to the stats of some pokemon like Vigoroth or Ambipom.
I think a regular human could fight with one of these.

>>33201285
>me

>>33205693
Normal/Psychic with access to a number of physical Fighting moves.

Why are you niggers saying humans are psychic?

>>33202498
The gun would probably be a hold item and would double or even triple physical, projectile-based moves, kinda like the light ball and pikachu.

>>33205774
It can decrease speed (hitting a leg) and a headshot can be a crit.

Now that i'm thinking about it, a crit must happen when it hits some parts of the body. Like a Bite hitting the neck or a Low Kick hitting the crotch.

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>>33205734
>>33204962

Only females will be Psychic types because of all the mind games they play.

>>33205839
>not being dark

>>33205843
This. They're treacherous cunts. It really fits the theme.

>>33205843

Perhaps Psychic/Dark (or the other way around)

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>>33201285
>What would a human's base stats be?

I guess pic related and that is being generous
Baby Pokemon are portrait as stronger than adult humans. A really strong fully grown man might have the stats of the weakest baby fighting type.

>>33204962
Not all humans are physical nor have psychic/epathetic abilities. Plus what about different hobbies/skills humans might have like swimming, gardening, engineering, camping, etc. Shouldn't that affect their typing as well?

What region would this human come from?
>HP: 40
>Atk: 70
>Def: 90
>Sp. Atk: 120
>Sp. Def: 90
>Spd: 20
>Ability: Thick Fat

>>33202602
Dryden is said to wrestle with his Pokémon, after all.

>>33206002
your bedroom

>>33202298
He didn't say SCREAMING YELLOW human

>>33206002

Tumblr Region

Moveset:

Fake Tears
Follow Me
Rage Powder
Confusion

Ability: Thick Fat
HA: Oblivious

Held Item: Leftovers