/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33178303

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

>>33178303
I don't get it

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>>33178312
Hold on to yo butts, we got some story to get through

Spiritomb: Woo! That was a fun slide. Now I'm glad I went around just weakening parts of the mountain.

Osha: W-what. No, don't tell me...

Spiritomb: Yeah, when I slipped away that one time I got bored and just started chipping away at like, walls and ceilings and shit. Just to pass the time or something.

Osha: *sigh*

>>33178319
Do you know the origin of Fug?

>>33178342
AAAAAAAA

>>33178350
Nope

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>>33178342
Tapu Koko: Well you guys sure know how to make an entrance. I'm sure there was a ladder or something down...

Osha: Oh... you know us. Why take the easy way when there's a path that involves bodily harm?

Tapu Koko: Well, you got the thing back. Thanks guys!

Osha: Oh sure. Maybe just keep that favor in mind. You know, for the future. Think of us as friends and all that.

Tapu Koko: Uh, sure?

Osha: Say... you wouldn't... attack an innocent village of pokemon for any particular reason, would you?

Tapu Koko: What?? No, of course not! There'd have to be something terribly, terribly wrong in the world for something like that to happen!

Osha: Oh boy.

>>33178359
Fug comes from an edit of the type icon for Flying in german, "Flug." Check Boden in a german translator

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>>33178400
I don't know what I expected

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>>33178388
Lanshil: Whoop, 'scuse me. Was just doin some drilling.

Osha: Lanshil? Where'd you come from? I thought we left you over by that boring looking town over there.

Lanshil: Oh, I've been drilling all over since then. Found this huge cavern underground and then decided to drill up a bit and... here I am.

Osha: Wait a minute.

Celebi: Well that's neat isn't it. Lanshil dug out a little tunnel from the basement cavern all the way to this nice room that Tapu Koko was going to renovate into something cool. Hey, I bet you could make that into like, a secret passage or something!

Tapu Koko: Oh damn, that's a great idea!

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>>33178434
Osha: Wait, I thought *we* were supposed to make the secret entrance. Wasn't that the whole point of this??

Celebi: Well... you did! Without you, Lanshil would have never come to this time period.

Osha: But...

Celebi: Nope, it's done. We're good. Let's go home.

Osha: b-but...

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>>33178448
Celebi: Alright. Welcome home everyone. Now you know where the secret entrance is. It's just a matter of getting there now. And you're no longer bound by the laws of time, so I don't have to worry about you screwing things up anymore. Have at it.

>What would you like to do? 2, 6, 7 next

>>33178472
Kiss celebi and exit her house
although I'm pretty sure her house was different

>>33178488
This is the bottom floor of the mountain, present day

>>33178472
Kiss spiritomb

>>33178472
offer Spiritomb a warp home in return for all the shit he had to deal with

>>33178494
re

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>>33178499
>"Hey Spiritomb, since you basically got kidnapped into the past and had to-"

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>>33178541
Spiritomb: WAY OUT, NOT LISTENING. LATER LOSERS!

>Well, you've got a home warp open now if you want to swap out partners or anything. Or not, w/e. 1, 4, 8 next

>>33178552
I wanna bring out Whosits, but at the same time I kind of like our team now so whatever
Let's just close the warp and get back to busting open rocks.

>>33178576
re?

>>33178552
Swap nibbles for celebi so we have somebody to blame

>>33178552
Fap and cum on the warp to see if it reaches Spiritomb, then close it and go for that portal to aura celesti or whatever its name was

>>33178627
I like this, re

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>>33178614
>Celebi isn't really a team member, but he can come along as an escort pokemon (which means he forfeits exp while here)

Celebi: Cool, I could use a nap after all this. Later.

>2, 5, 9

>>33178680
>he
>she
Decide already op

>>33178680
Blame nibbles for celebi leaving

>>33178680
stop being genderfluid, Celebi

>>33178680
Blame nibbles for celebi being genderfluid

>>33178680
Giratina in heaven, close the warp and start searching for that portal

>>33178695
sorry, Celebi isn't a team member so Nibbles can take her spot and come along as an escort pokemon

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>>33178712
Osha: Uh, Giratina lives in the Distortion World, not heaven, thanks.

Shaymin: Oh god, don't start.

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>>33178783
!!

Larvitar: *Yawn* Oh hi everyone.

Osha: Um... hello. What were you doing under those rocks, Larvitar?

Larvitar: Hm... iunno. Was just here. Before that? Kinda remember being really cold, then suddenly nice and cosy and warm. Then I woke up in some lava and it was so tasty. Began eating all the tasty dirt and rocks around here.

Osha: (Larvitar eat rocks and dirt?)

Shaymin: (Yeah, they're supposed to be able to eat a whole... uh, hey Jirachi, didn't you say there was some kind of cataclysm that destroyed a lot of this mountain?)

Jirachi: (Yeah, the legend said it was some kind of cataclysmic event. Honestly thought it was gonna be that Rayquaza, but I guess we weren't there for whatever it was!)

Shaymin: (...)

Osha: (...)

>>33178783
We supposed to be rollin'?

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>>33178842
Larvitar: Welp, I'm stuffed! I think I need a nap now!
>Larvitar evolves into Pupitar

Osha: Wow, alright, lot's of payoff happening right now.

>1, 6, 7 next

>>33178871
Put pupitar in the bag to eat it later

>>33178871
put pupitar into your bag for later

>>33178881
re for recruiting

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>>33178897
>>33178881
>>33178877
>You grab the Pupitar and stuff the 335lb pokemon into your bag.

>3, 6, 9 next

>>33178871
Lets pretend it was the egg that burnt in the lava and recruit it

>>33178939
Investigate the black thing among those rocks

>>33178939
Finish what Larvitar was doing and eat the rocks surrounding the stairs

>>33178945
>Lets pretend
but it was

>>33178939
We can cut out its heart for Eva

>>33178945
It *was* the egg that fell in the lava. And you all didn't believe me when I said it was fine

>>33178939
Investigate under the rock pile

>>33178939
>we no longer have the ability to grab onto Pupitar and use Heat Crash on an enemy
I knew Flamethrower was a bad idea.

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>>33178977
>You break up the rocks around the half buried thing and uncover a cage! Wow, it's small, but it looks like there's actually a pokemon trapped in there

>>33179027
I'm so glad I could look into the future and see this happen before I made that choice

>>33179034
I bet it's mew

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>>33179034
>Suddenly, a pokemon bursts from beneath the rocks!

Jirachi: Is that... a Steelix? A crystal Steelix?

Shaymin: How...?

Osha: Uh, okay, alright, payoff... payoff... I think... maybe this is that Onix we fought that all that rock caved in on, then all those years buried under such intense pressure turned its body into crystal? And evolved?

Jirachi: Well... sure...

>Steelix roars in anger. Looks like it still recognizes you after all this time! 2, 4, 7 next

>>33179078
Open the cage first, whatever's in there could probably help us

>>33179078
Touch steelix butt and blame nibbles

>>33179103
just do this

>>33179103
re. Then kill Steelix for crystals to feed Pupitar later

>>33179078
Steelix is slow, we should have time to open the cage before launching a barrage of super effectove hits. The team has a huge type advantage

>>33179078
Mock him for needing to mega evolve to reach Shuckle's base defence

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>>33179132
>>33179103
>While Crystal Steelix advances, you bust open the cage, out of which leaps Luxray!

Luxray: Ah finally! Those stupid thugs captured and buried me under these rocks. Thank you for finally finding me.

Jirachi: Who?

Osha: I'm pretty sure he means that Aggron and Mawile.

Nibbles: You ran into these guys?

Osha: Nibbles, you were there.

Jirachi: Oh yeah, this was before we got switched in then.

Osha: No, you guys were there too. Almost everyone was!

Nibbles: Man, that was like a month ago or something! Who can even keep track of this shit.

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>>33179248
>Steelix attacks you with a power gem while you're distracted with Luxray

>>33179248
All this payoff happening right now is going to be the end of me

>>33179258
>Being the closes in range, Shaymin and Nibbles step in and attack, rattling the crystal Steelix

>0, 4, 8

>>33179258
Nearly all of us has at least one S.E attack, so fuck him up, I guess

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>>33179265

>>33179265
>>33179276
Whip out Mantyke and slap Steelix with it for the ultimate payoff

>>33179265
>>33179258
Make sure we pick up those gems, as well as any other crystals that break off Steelix, I think we have a certain banker that would pay handsomely for them

re

>>33179325
re

>>33179329
secure

>>33179292
>>33179309
Reroll

We still need an actual get

>>33179344
re

make steelix deader than dead with your
SUPAH RON PUNCH!!!!!!

>>33179276
Throw the cage at steelix

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>>33179350
>You Arm Thrust at crystal steelix while it bombards your team with a Diamond Storm
>It's taking a lot of damage but seems to be tanking it well enough

>>33179385
>2, 4, 7

>>33179393
Have Shaymin use Leech Seed.
Spray some seeds of your own.

>>33179393
Seduce crystal steelix

squeal at a frequency of 32,768 Hz to shatter the onix.

>>33179415
re

dead

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>>33179422
>>33179415
>You raise your voice to squeal at that exact frequency. Crystal Steelix vibrates violently, roaring in agony

>>33179585
blame Camel

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>>33179587
>And shatters into a bunch of gems

Osha: Alright then

Luxray: So... I'm just gonna head home then? I'm sure my kids are worried.

Osha: Oh, yeah sure. Glad you're safe

Luxray: Thanks again.

Jirachi: Well then... looks like this ladder leads down into the basement cavern.

Shaymin: Let's go on ahead then

TO BE CONTINUED

>>33179594
who

hoooooooome stretch

>>33179615
Oh boy, can't wait to fight Diancie or whatever's keeping her captive.
Night OP.

Thanks for the thread, OP! But I do have one question: when we went back to the past, how far back did we go? Sorry if that question's already been asked or answered before.

>>33179732
First time travel was to prehistoric times, so what, like, couple hundred million years or so? If we're going by real world dino standards

Second era we were in would be about 150-ish years ago according to the burned tower lore

>>33179627 (Me)
I also can't wait to be wrong about every single one of my assumptions

>>33179783
Well I guess now I have to make it not be diancie

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>>33179814

so now that the thread finished like 5 hours ago and is in page 9
Is it safe to say I love OP?

>>33181241
no
but I'll say it too anyway