In a world... where anons don't stop bitching about how awful pokemon games are...
Where furfags and waifufags rule the board...
In a world where gamefreak has stopped giving a fuck...
One game will stand out...
and that game is
Pokemon Academy Life!
Pokemon academy life is a fan made pokemon life simulator directed by VisualJae and made by a bunch of other autists. It follows (you) as the main character, Red, as you go through a special pokemon academy!
And today, I thought to myself, "I'm not really in pain right now, and I don't deserve to not be in pain. How can I remedy this?" Then, I remembered: "Oh, Pokemon Academy Life!"
So, today, we are going to be playing it together!
>>33177753
Rules: Occasionally, I'll ask for what to do for a specific scenario. Much like /vpmd/, I will ask for a number and whichever anon gets that number first will have their action performed.
This may be a short thread, but let's get the ball rolling nonetheless.
Alright, so here's the title screen. I have no progress, so, new save
Oh, fuck, they husbando'd oak
Alright, asking for a name. Let's go with a 4 for the name!
Drampa
>>33177806
Faggot
>>33177806
Masuda
>>33177811
>>33177814
Which one?
>>33177825
Richard
>>33177806
Cunt
>>33177814
Why not masuda(2)?
>>33177825
Masudrampa of course
>>33177806
kanto bitch
OP confirmed dead
>>33179012
That was quick. Guess the pain was too much to handle.
>>33178644
Dubs confirms
>>33179028
ThisOp here, and sorry I died, it's just that I had some stuff that came up suddenly that needed attention. Sorry to leave you guys hangingin the same way I want to hang myself for playing this game.
I'll be back in a little while.
>>33179136
>no trip
Seems legit.
Of course! My name is Masudrampa!
Now,
>>33179210Is this enough for ya?
>>33179391
Alright, we seem to have a pikachu! What should we name him? Let's go with a lucky number 7 to decide his name!
>>33179403
Chad
>>33179403
Scrub Daddy
>>33179403
A-chuu-chuu.
>>33179417
Welp, we have a fucking pikachad now.
>>33179439Gotta be afk for a half hour or so
>>33177753
Is Guzma in this game?
>>33179455
>>33179455
Can you fuck that Pikachu?
>>33179523
why would you fuck Chad?
>>33179560
>not wanting to fuck Chad
>>33179455
>mom not a milf
shit game/10
>>33179655
Alright, apparently our mom has something we won't believe. What is it?
3 decides
>>33179676
you're kicking me out of the house
God, this art is horrendous.
>>33179693
Of course we have to be a smartass about itBack in 10 or less
>>33179655
At that point, I'd probably stopped playing.
>>33179700
all the options were shit
not being able to fuck your mom right off bat
0/10
>>33179700
I'm liking this. Didn't imagine someone pulling off a VN out of pokemon. Too bad i'll have to sleep now. Will you make more threads of your playthrough?
Alright, so we were introduced to the academy. Oh joy. Now there are two questions:
1. How far down does this rabbit hole go
2. How long until I kill myself from playing this game.
>>33179716
Absolutely. They're gonna be more consistent too, rather than me randomly dying every post.
why are there so many guys in this game? Are they saying they're gonna let you be gay ?
>>33179781
number 2 my lord
>>33179781
So, from what I gather, she's sending us out of the house after being NEETS for most of our lives (wait, we're, like, 17 or something in this game) and we're going to boarding school.
>tfw she really IS kicking us out
>>33179800
This character is questioning the logic of the whole goddamn premise of the game, which is parallel to how I question my sanity for forcing myself to do this.
>>33179822
So, mom apparently jerked off oak to get us into the acad-
sorry, he "sees a lot of potential in us", even though the only pokemon we've trained is a fucking low level Pikachu.
>>33179833
Hey, the name's Chad
>>33179822
Could have been worse. Ever played Pokemon Full Moon? Sure, Reborn and the likes have their fanfic stuff that may affect a person, but Full Moon is in another level of complete retardation. I'm not even kidding, if you see someone play it into 10 minutes of the game you will understand what the whole game ahead of you has to offer to kill your neurones.
>>33179833
Forgot pic
>>33179848
>he doesn't like being forced to do something as much as I don't
Holy fuck, finally, something that I can relate to as I'm playing as a character that's supposed to be me
>>33179865
Alright, so, apparently, one month has passed. That feels pretty accurate of how long I take whenever I'm away from the thread.
Anyway, we're flying away to this magical academy of dating simulation.
10 bucks we- y'know what? We already know it's gonna happen. We're gonna run into Gary at some point and he's gonna be hideously husbandofied.
Preemptive rolls for naming him, but we all know we're gonna end up naming him DICKS.
>>33179891
So, apparently, our canon age is 16. That's pretty accurate of the average age of people on /vp/ right now.
Anyway, we hug our mom, and this is the closest we'll ever get to fugging her.
Press F to pay respects
>>33179902
Alright, so, we're leaving behind chad, but let's be honest, he's gonna stow away and come with us and be even more of a pain in the ass, isn't he?
>>33179891
rolling to name him Ron
>>33179918
Alright, we're leaving the Kanto region. Goodbye, mom! I'm finally leaving the house! Goodbye, Chad! Even if it's canon that I love you, I never really liked you!
With that, I'm gonna end the thread before I have an aneurysm. See you guys in tomorrow's thread. If someone could screencap this, I'd be very grateful since I'm planning on making this a series of threads.
Anyway, thanks for tuning in! I'll be back tomorrow if I'm unfortunate enough to wake up with another thread!Most likely 8 or 9-ish central time
>>33179944
Well, shit
>>33179969
thanks OP see you tomorrow