Confess your sins to father arceus. You shall be forgiven of

>father

I put a pocket pussy inside my Rowlet plush, and I fuck it from time to time.

>>33176300
You don't have to release your Pokemon if they die. You only have to never use them again.

On that same topic, in older games, I capture static/waiting Pokemon if the story forces you to encounter them since they don't respawn if you defeat them and I might want to use them in the game after my run is over.

>>33176356
I mean I keep using them.

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>>33176311
Its okay my son, you are all my children

>>33176300
I left the franchise until USM release, and I felt in love with the Metroid franchise when Metroid II remake was announced, so I think I'll never return to Pokémon. I navigate through /vp/ to make sure I return to Pokémon

I only worship Mew. Because he is thy true creator, father.

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>>33177128
>He?

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>>33176759
No. Arceus isn't a all-loving creator deity Pokémon.

Arceus is neutral and sleep a lot.

Anime series and It's movies are non-canon to core-series of Pokémon.

>>33176311
>>33177128
>>33177144
Forgive them, father, for they know not what they say.

>>33176300
I attempted to capture an army of castform and raichu, then send them out to cause one person misery, simply because he stepped on a Starf berry bush I was growning.

>>33176759
>giratina

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>>33177144

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>>33177151
>father?

I like to think about my favourite 'mons in various weird fetish scenarios

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>>33177175
Oh..wow and Palkia can create parallel universes.

Worship Palkia instead of Arceus.

>>33177193
He is a big guy

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I'm the first Necroposter

>>33177217

It's gender is unknown.

>>33176311
>>33177193
The Chistian God is often referred to as Father, too, even though the bible itself says that God does not have a gender as we, His creation, do.

>>33177217
>>33177217
>>33177217
>>33177217

I have a hard time putting teams together, because... they have to visually mesh for me. I can't put 'Big Animal' in a team with 'Anthro Theme Monster' or 'Inanimate Object' or I'll get uncomfortable. Few exceptions, but that's a general rule for me. Forgive my cringe, Arceus...

>>33177237
Male deity = God.

Female deity = Goddess

>>33177212
No, because Palkia is only a part of the Original Spirit:

"The way I see it, our world began when the spirit within people was born.
When that spirit came to be, there followed awareness about the world.
Within the newborn spirit, time and space were intertwined as one.
People and Pokémon, too, were but the same presence.
As I understand it, people and Pokémon shared the spirit and awareness.
They should have understood and accepted each other then.
Because they shared the same spirit, people and Pokémon intermingled.
People took the place of Pokémon, and the opposite also held true.
That interpretation could give us an idea about how our world came to be.
A Pokémon is said to have shaped this world.
Could that Pokémon be the physical form of the original spirit?
Hmm... The spirit came to be, and from it, time and space were born...
That seems to point to Legendary Dialga, the Pokémon of time, and Palkia, the Pokémon of space...
And they lead back to Arceus, the Pokémon that made them arise.
Oh, there were also Plates, weren't there?
One Plate read "Three beings were born to bind time and space."
Those three beings I read to mean the three Pokémon of the lakes. It's about Uxie, Mesprit, and Azelf.
The myth describes how they gave spirit to the world, shaping it.
But it all starts with Arceus, the first. It is known as the Original One."

"The Original One breathed alone before the universe came."
"When the universe was created, its shards became this Plate."
"The power of defeated giants infuses this Plate."
"Two beings of time and space set free from the Original One."
"Three beings were born to bind time and space."
"Two make matter, and three make spirit, shaping the world."
"The powers of Plates are shared among Pokémon."
"The rightful bearer of a Plate draws from the Plate it holds."

>>33177248

Arceus is a Pokémon. It is not a animal.

>>33177279

I know the story better than anyone other on 4chan.

I saying that you should worship many deities instead of one.

I abandoned my wife and kids to chase Xerneas.

>>33177266
God also covers genderless deities, since there's no alternative version for them. It's more like:
Goddess = female deity
God = every other kind of deity
Also:
>Reddit spacing
Thou must returneth

I want to throw Richard out the window.

>>33177212
>Palkia can create parallel universes.
Source this. You won't.

>>33177282
I know. What I'm saying is that I have issues putting Pokemon that are really theme-heavy into teams with Pokemon that are more or less Big Animals. For example; it'd irk me to have Klefki or Lucario on a team with Typhlosion or Midday Lycanroc.

I want Arceus to fuck me until I die.

>>33177313

Parallel dimensions = Parallel universes

>>33177306

Nah. God = Male deity and Goddess = female deity.

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>>33177298
I think the Trio Creation and Arceus are not interested in being worshiped, which is why in the Pokémon world it is hardly known of its existence

>>33177355
But the Christian God is not male, yet he is referred to as God.

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>>33177357

I meant, You should worship all legendaries.

For example: Tapu Koko and others, even Mewtwo.

>>33177381
Christian God is Yahweh.

Yahweh is a male deity which is a God.

His son/Himself name is Jesus.

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I worship a different goddess. No regrets.

>>33177395
>Christian God is Yahweh.
Are you actually this retarded? Just because modern Christianity originated from Judaism doesn't mean their gods are the same. The christian God originated from the masculine Yahweh, sure, but in the transition to Christianity, this view was not assimilated, and as a result, the christian God is now viewed by all notable christian sects as being genderless.

You can talk about His origins being a male god all you want, that doesn't change the fact that the current christian God is genderless, but still referred to as God.

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>>33177436

Read the bible, idiot.

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>>33176300
>not even the first pokemon to be hailed as a deity in-game

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My children, you do not need to argue. For I come to save you by cleansing all of your sins. You will all recieve your blessings. There is no reason to worship false idols.

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>>33177936
Exactly! Only worship the true lord in this thread.

>>33176300
Diapers make my dick rock hard

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>>33178077

>>33178087
Little pokemon boys do too, thanks anon

>>33178300
>>33178087
>>33178077
>/vp/-pokemon

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>>33177936

You're not a omnipotent deity.
This Pokémon is omnipotent.
It has infinite power

>>33178646
>not even it's evolved form
How dare you insult our Creator?

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>>33178077

>>33179643
>ywn be a werediaper

>>33177219
How do you feel about this board unceremoniously beating your meme to death?

>>33179643
nah, tf doesn't do it for me
just regular diapers, I don't get the whole "I want to be a diaper and get shat on"

>>33180171
No, either kill yourself immediately or go back to /trash/ your "fetish" is one of the most disgusting out there, up there with gay, scat, futa, hyper, decomposition, "messing" and prolapses. You're as bad as the rest of them

I haven't played sun or moon. I really want to but I had to pawn my DS a long time ago. All I want is to play Pokemon but the baby comes first. I do what's right.

To make up for not catching em all I spend a lot of time reading Bulbapedia and Smogon articles on each individual Pokemon

>>33180187
>calling homosexuality a fetish

FINALLY.
>>33180171
in all fairness, my healthy assumption of people with your fetish meant that you get more enjoyment imagining that you're the diaper instead of shitting on it.

My sin is a bad one.
>I find Verlisify attractive.


At least until he says words.
About anything.

>>33180187
>getting this triggered over a fetish
kek
better stay away from /trash/ then, you'll give yourself a heart attack
>>33180215
that's a fair assumption
I just like wearing them to bed, it helps me sleep

I created what became the "Sh.... Shu-Shuckle? A Shuckle? A motherFUCKING SHUCKLE..." copypasta back in 2012, and am always perplexed that it still pops up at random all these years later.

And, yes, I'm still mad.

I taught my dragonite shadow ball for literally no reason at all