Monthly reminder

These look even worse than what we actually got, except for maybe Ballio.

>>33174903

Owltair there has nothing in common with Rowlet, nor does Rapeclown have anything in common with Popplio

And le jaguar looks nothing like Litten

>>33174903
I'll never stop wanting them to be real.

Reminder Pinnister and his crew never actually did anything wrong, we're the ones unworthy of having them (not like we ever had a chance of getting them) and the ones who made the 7th gen starters happen in the first place.

>>33174903

They don't even match the Pokemon artstyle, they look more like something you'd see in a game aimed at a teenage demographic

>>33174903
Edgy shit designs, mid evos are not that bad, specially rowlet's evo. But they still looking way too diferent to be a pokemon

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Daily reminder.

>>33174903
reminder that we dodged a pile of bullets that even resemble pokemon designs? Thanks

>>33175021
don't even*

I still like cannon cat

>>33174903
I've since stopped believing they're real, but that doesn't change the fact that I like them.

>>33174903
Reminder for what?
Your autism?

>>33175010
Both of these are better what we actually got.

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>>33174903

In parallel timeline, those Rejects Pokémon desgin are used as real Pokémon desgin.

>>33174903
reminder of what, trash?

>>33175010
What the fuck is wrong with that roothoot midstage face, he looks like he has downs.

>>33174903
Get these eyesores out of here

>>33174903
Man, you kids really don't wanna let these ugly fakes go, do you?

>>33175010
>That Popplio

Looks actually better than the one we got.

>>33175323
The idea of a fire type pokemon based on a matchlock rifle is cool

But it shouldn't be a fucking cat

>>33175499
the idea of a pokemon based on a cannon is cool

but it shouldn't be a fucking octopus

>>33175570
Why not?

Octopi can lock themselves in place with their tentacles, and for a very long time cartoon octopuses in Japan have been drawn with mouths that weirdly resemble cannon barrels

>>33175570
>>33175618
The weakest part of that line for me has always been the fact that Remoraid's English name gives no hint of being weapon-related. I never understood as a kid why a fish would become an octopus, but an archer becoming an artillery makes much more sense.

Hell, in English, they had possible puns on triggerfish as a word, but they didn't take them.

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>>33175323
i cant tell if this is fucking retarded or the best idea iv ever seen. its perfect.

>>33175305
this is so fucking true. hate when people make fakemons or predictions and all they do is make the guy bigger. like they don't know how pokemon are designed.

>>33175658
>Archer
Remoraid is a machine pistol

It's lower tail fin is the grip, lower torso fin is the magazine, and it's horn is the sight

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>>33174903
Please

>>33174950
*Sinister

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>>33174903
>tfw there is a parallel universe out there where these are real

We truly live in the worst timeline

>>33174903
wtf that's fucking terrible

Aside from Popplio's evolution gen 7's starters turned out fucking glorious

>>33176173
10/10

>>33174903
>tfw we got the furfag timeline

>>33174903
>quadruped fire starter final evolution
name me one (7) quadruped fire starter that stays quadruped throughout all of it's evolutions.

>>33176762
There's none, that's why furfags-in-denial want one

>>33174903
I'm perfectly fine with Rowlett and Litten's final forms in S/M... I just can't FUCKING STAND Popplio's.

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>>33179195
me too anon

>>33175323
>instead we got another fire/fighting that's Dark-type and a lower speed stat than its prevo

>>33174903
We dodged a bullet

>>33179483
and we shot by another bullet

>>33174903
These look way better.

>>33179514
At least decidueye and Primarina are ok

>>33176021
much better than the original

>>33179606
>the numale and the tumblrina are ok
whatever

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>>33179606
No, Primarina is not ok at all (and Brionne too). Fucking garbage feminized, and sexualized STARTER by the fans, utterly disgusting!

>>33179641
>REEEEEEEEEE POKEMON CAN'T BE FEMININE

>>33179641
This really is a small board isn't it

>>33174903
Ballio as shit. Mid evo looks worse thoigh now that I have looked at it more. RIP better litten evos though.

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2nd evos through the alternate dimension gate > >>33179152

>>33179645
Starters should be gender neutral.

Really, I think that gen 7 introduced the first completely non gender neutral starters with Incineroar and Primarina.

>>33174934
Hilariously, Owltair is also the one closest to what we actually got.

>>33179696
There's no way Delphox is male. Thinking otherwise is delusion.

>>33174934
Middle stages exist for a reason, you know.

Friendly reminder that Primarina is the most disgusting pokemon to ever exist in the history of mankind and everyone who likes it are mentally damaged.

>they are not real

thank god

>>33174903
Seal and owl look neat, but out of place for a Pokemon game.
Cat looks good and would've fit just fine.

>>33183381
Tell that to GF, and they will laugh in your face as their Primarina merch sells like hotcakes

>>33174927
Are you fucking stupid

>>33174903
Monthly reminder of what? That some sucks at drawing even more than I do and just has complete shit for taste on top of it?

>>33183388
and we got the furbait tumblrina numale instead

>>33184133
because you have shit taste

>>33174903
Monthly reminder that what we actually got saved us from having these ugly fuckers? I totally agree.

>>33184173
no, because you're furbarafag

Member Hopebiscuit killed ballio & friends

>>33183431
Yeah I bet people love fucking their Primarina plush

>>33184266
tumblr audience

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thread is a trainwreck