Alright /vp/, left or right?

>>33169360
The one closer to my age.

>>33169360
Left is only choice, right is an old witch

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>>33169360
Right.

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>>33169360
Right all the way.

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>>33169360
Wicke

Right because I'm not a pedo.

>>33169364
but Bonnie isn't on the picture

Left's if you're a man.
Right's if you're a submissive beta.

>>33169360
they're both terrible characters and even worse wives. It's a shame they didn't die a slow and painful death
Shit, I'm out of salt

>>33169477
You know a Pokégirl is perfect when the only argument their detractors have is
>[she's a] terrible character
as if the Pokémon franchise doesn't consist entirely of poorly written caricatures or non-characters.
>inb4 you expose yourself as a fujoshit by saying N is a well written character

>>33169517
Great. Next argument: They're ugly. Happy now? The first one dresses like a retard and the second reminds me of a half animal half human.

>>33169360
I choose Nebby

>>33169364
Well if that's how we're supposed to choose then I'm glad because that means it's still likely Lusamine. She'd have to be at least 47 to be farther away from me than Lillie and I doubt she's supposed to be that far past 40 or they'd have probably said over 45.

Right, Lusamine seems like she's into kinky shit

>>33169439
You mean right is for the real men who are actually willing to deal with an opponent on somewhat equal footing and left is for the weaklings who can't or are at least afraid they can't do so meaning they need to groom children.

Bury left, marry right.

>>33169360
Virgins are overrated. Moms will know how to satisfy you.

>>33169360
Left is to smack, Right is to murder. Though I'd smash Lusamine before I smash her head in.

>>33169539
Why do you type like reddit?

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>>33169360
Fuck left
Suck right's toes

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>>33169560

Yes! It evolve into a Moon Goddess.
:)

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>>33169360
Right, Lusamine.

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>>33169360
Not even a contest.

>>33171903
This. Nihilego is best wife.

>>33169360
the legal one

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>>33169360
Left

>>33169360
Is that even a question? Obviously left.
People saying right might as well prefer a 1987 car over a brand new 2017 one.

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>>33172016
>People saying right might as well prefer a 1987 car over a brand new 2017 one.
>he doesn't
Newer cars try way too hard to look futuristic and sleek. It's all garbage.

Well, let's compare the two

Left:
>adds a lot to the story
>feels more like an MC than you
>Character development
>Feels like a legit friend throughout the story

Right:
>Crazy bitch who's obsessed with jellyfish

They're both children in some sense or another, so neither.

>>33169360
neither. they both look fucking terrifying.

>>33169360
> fresh and new Vs. Busted old roast beef

Uhhhhh

>>33171890
lusamines problem was that she wanted to make her pussy into an ultra wormhole and have all the space creatures fuck her

>>33169360
Both at the same time.

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>>33169360
Left of course

>>33172062
>adds a lot to the story
you mean hijacks the story right?
>feels more like an MC than you
I fail to see this as a good thing
>Character development
crossing a fucking bridge woo
>Feels like a legit friend throughout the story
which is why she totally leaves you and everything alola at the end

>>33169477
They're not terrible, they're just bland.

>>33172062
Lilllie adds very little to the story and her character development isn't actually there.
>she feels like a friend to you
Everyone does in Pokemon games nowadays.

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>>33169360
Can I get this one instead?

>>33174928
If you are a girl, yes, but you are still a pedo. If you are a man, gtfo fucking HOMO

>>33174981
So Lillie is not a pedo choice, but Gladion is? He is 2 years older.