OK I'll start
>2011
>senior year
>BW just came out
>at lunch playing Black
>kid walks over to me
>wearing fedora and trenchcoat, has neckbeard
>"hey do you like Pokemon"
>i reply yes
>he shows me his team
>has serperior and a few dogmons
>proceeds to show me his trainer card
>his character's name doesn't sound like an actual name, more like an account name
>later that day
>get home
>Google the name
>find furaffinity with crudely drawn Pokemon vore and porn
I never talked to that kid again
>go on /vp/
>enter a thread to discuss
>see namefag
>>33163860
you win this time, anon
>>33163860
He's a furry too.
>>33163875
yeah, but vore is way worse than porn
>>33163875
where the fuck do you think you are?
>2011
>senior year
>BW just came out
>at lunch
>walk over to a kid who i'll just refer to as "anon"
>wearing my uber-cool fedora and trenchcoat; bearing my suave beard.
>"hey do you like Pokemon"
>anon replies yes
>i show anon my team and my trainer card
>my character's name doesn't sound like an actual name, more like an account name
>later that day
>get home
>revel in the idea that he is looking up my username and finding my stash of pokeporn and vore drawings
>anon is probably a furry now
>mfw
I never talked to that kid again
>>33163996
kek
>>33163996
>>33163875
Holy fuck you're right
>>33163717