Salazzle thread

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>>33162983
everyone's favorite lizard

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nsfw

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Gonna dump some salazzle

why couldn't it have been an it-just-gets-bigger evo

>>33163379
It is. I just wish the art didn't sexualize it all the time.

>>33163409
>loses the bandit theme
>clearly makes it more feminine

>>33163354

Is there a fill pic?

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I just want her to get some coverage moves, like Energy Ball. Then my shiny Salazzle would fucking wreck everything.

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please stop fetishizing salazzle

>>33163458
that's the full

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>>33163504
She's literally built from the ground up to be a furry fantasy, frog boy.
>For some reason, only females have been found.
>It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.
>those giant thighs and curvy chest
>those eyes
>her idle pose has her hand dangling over her crotch
>this fucking card
>so overtly sexual that she hasn't shown up in either the anime or manga

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>>33163504
you can never stop my degenerate ways

>>33163527
dont call me frog boy again, or else

>>33163578
muh dick

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Salandit was better than this man in a fursuit

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>>33163629
You're the one who posted the frog, frog boy.

>>33163578
We need more Salazzle animations.

They fucking KNEW what they were doing

>>33163578
IT FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING...

>Implying what is Breloom__

>>33163942
Stupid sexy lizard.

>>33164187
>vore
you need to leave

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>>33163354
reminds me of the butter battle book

>>33163757

>tfw you find a fucking white male

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>>33163036

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SFW Salazzle fanart

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Salazzle is for hug!
and maybe fug too

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it's not right
to dress up your pokemon
>>33163504
>salazzle is completely innocent, unaware of what she really does and dindu nuffin
yeah right

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>>33164231
Keep trying, man. Eventually you'll get what you want. She's absolutely worth it.

>>33164471
>Hidden Ability: Oblivious

>>33163527
>erupting volcano
vrry cheeky

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>>33163527
she'll be in the show with her trainer right?

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Where is the anon that ordered a Salazzle Dakikamura?

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>>33164608
Wouldn't make sense to exclude them. My thought is that they dropped the totem Salazzle bit so they could give Kiawe an additional Pokemon and then save Salazzle for Plumeria's introduction.

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>>33163423
This is why we need a Male Salandit evo for Gen 8.
>should be USM, but knowing GF...

>>33164709
Why would they bother to give male Salandit an evolution when they could've done the same for male Combee for years and haven't?

>>33164473
>mfw I changed mine with pokgen

lol

>>33163354
YEAH
PUT THE BEANS ON IT

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>>33164543
I fap so hard to Salazzle, that I forget that she is a fire breath poisonus lizard!

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>>33165325
Yeah, fucking one would probably kill you.

>>33165335
Then again, who wouldnt wanna die trying to fug the lizard?

>>33164617
Just got back from work. What's up?

>>33162999
kek

>>33164231
>tfw you find a white female while actually just chaining for a female with the HA
>tfw she doesn't have the HA
Fainted and moved on

>>33165349
Did you cover your salazzle dakikamura in your own semen yet?

>>33165455
I won't be able to get a filler for it until the first of the month.
Even then, I'd rather not ruin it by staining it. No point in spending money on a glorified cum rag.

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>Salandit/Salazzle females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>Imagine getting a whiff of a Salazzle in heat and falling under their mind-control pheromone spell
>Imagine being lured back to the Salandit colony and falling in with the other rank-and-file Salandit drones
>Imagine worshipping Salazzle as your queen and mistress, mentally considering yourself part of the Salandit colony
>Imagine being forced to service your new Salazzle queen, basically functioning as a mindless sperm generator to satisfy her fervent sexual needs
>Imagine the Salazzle queen draining you of your male essence until you're basically a dehydrated, serotonin-riddled shell of your former self
>Imagine purposely going back to the colony during next year's heat to experience her divine, submissive ecstasy all over again

>That feel when none of this will ever happen to you

FEELS FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN

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>>33165325
That is not a amphibian.

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>>33163578
SOURCE??????

>>33163578
Mai dick

>>33163527
you forget that furries are most of the time gay.
anti female salazzle hype in the fandom was bigger then pro hype. you just don't see pictures of that.

>>33166448
[citation needed]

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>>33163527
Call me a furry one more time

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>>33166448
95% of all Salazzle art right now is porn.
I disagree with your perspective.

>>33165219
I read this in Vinny's Guy Fieri voice

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>>33166959
You'd know that isn't the case if you didn't get all your Salazzle art from Furaffinity.

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>>33167206
Don't make assumptions like that about me, my dude.
I also get it from e621.

>>33166448
That why some faggots do male salazzle

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>>33167250
>not using e926

>>33167274
Never heard of it. What's the difference?

>>33167313
SFW art only

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>>33167360
That sounds boring.

>>33163757
>>33164473
What's faster: breeding for one to get good stats or finding one in the wild through chaining?

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OP here
I have a confession to make
I've never actually used Salazzle
I plan on using her in Ultra Moon though

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>>33167374
In my personal experience, it was faster and easier to get her through chaining with Sylveon. Trying to hatch one is a miserable experience because you have to deal with the possibility of going through hundreds of eggs only to get a shiny male.

With chaining, you can at least tip the gender odds better in your favor through Cute Charm, but nature, IVs and ability become a gamble. Also, you miss out on her egg moves, which include Belch, Fake Out, Knock Off, Sand Attack, and Snatch.

The one I caught is Rash nature, and her hidden power is Dark.

>>33167372
>not using the actual names
disgusting

>>33167396
Big shame, op

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>>33167904
have this salazzle I drew as an apology

>>33166959
It isn't their perspective, it's actually just how it appears to be... Well, kind of.

If you're lumping gay, lesbian, and bi together then yes, they're more likely to be those combined than straight. If you're just talking about gay though, they are more likely to be gay than the general population by several times but are not more likely to be gay except in the older furry population for some reason.

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>>33165219
why is he so perfect

>>33166448
But I'm not gay, what does this make me?

>>33168444
he's funny and likeable
he also does a wide variety of games

>>33165364
leon

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Why cant she be real!!

do you ever sit there, just got done busting a nut to Salazzle lewds, and you have a moment of intense self-reflection? like what am I doing with my life. I was just sitting here masturbating to a sexual image of a fictional children's video game character.

>>33169513
That's me all the time

>>33169513

I don't spend all of my time fapping, so no.

>>33169548
>not being able to get a boner whenever you want just by thinking of something
Weakling.

>>33169558
it's a real blessing and a curse, because I have yet to find a thought that can instalkill my boners when needed

>>33169964
just wear baggy pants

>>33169976
does that really work? I assume most guys' wood goes straight up but mine goes straight forward for the most part

>>33169558

There's just a time and a place for everything.

>>33162983
salazzle is fucking disgusting and ruined a really chill bandit lizard bro

why did everything have to turn into a waifumon in this, the shittiest gen?

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>tfw my Salazzle was Naughty natured
even the game knew

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>>33170311
>tfw mine too

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Both members of this family are absolutely perfect. Salazzle is a top tier waifu, and Salandit is a thief, my favorite RPG class.

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>>33170311
>because of Salazzle's stats and movepool. the two recommended natures are Timid and Modest
>both are the polar opposite of her personality
Who do I blame for this outrage?

>>33168444
I have yet to find something I dislike about him

>>33171568
because
GAP MOE
A
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M
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also HA got one step further

>>33171979
...I don't understand.

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>>33172283
When something promiscuous-looking like Salazzle turns out to have a pure personality, the gap between its appearance and its behavior enhances its cuteness.

>>33163543
Nino Salazzle when?

>>33167427
You ain't got much choice when you lift art from other peoples' playthrough comics.

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>printing ball-joints for Salazzle limbs and the shitty 3d printer breaks
>gave up on finding the solution after searching for X hours
>tfw

>>33173583
So that was ball-busting?

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>>33173746
...kind of, yes.

Never soldered anything before.

>>33173583
>there will never be merch of Salazzle
It hurts, friends.

>>33172703
Someone go request it in the drawthread

>>33173583
Don't give up anon. Can you at least show us what you had so far?

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Merch when

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Bump

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>>33177304
Male Salandits must have it pretty good.

>>33173583
Reeeeeeee
Where are you I wanna see the figure

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>>33175781
Here's the first skeleton model. The newest version has simpler joints that take less time to print and are stronger. I only actually got a single arm printed/glued/assembled before one of the motors stopped working.

I'll probably run to Walmart this weekend to grab a cheap soldering kit and see if removing the resistor fixes the stop motor.

Blog end.

>>33178327
Cool
I hope you get everything fixed
I may do another salazzle thread this weekend so drop on in and let us know your progress

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Everyone's favorite lizard? Okay.

>>33180699
Here you have it folks. It's a lizard, not a dragon.

>>33180699
>>33180953
>Charizard
>Izard
>Lizard
What did they mean by this?

>>33182310
That Charizard shouldn't be a Dragon type