No jokes boys and girls. Post gender and what Pokémon you are

Male.
None of them because I'm not a virgin, and I have a healthy social life.

>>33162287
Male

Not attracted to any pokemon really but I have jerked off to muscley Machoke pictures before

>>33162287
Male
Salazzle

>>33162287
Male.
Not really attracted to any Pokémon but when I was younger I probably fapped to lopunny the most.

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>>33162287
Male
Arcanine, Machoke, Incineroar, Greninja, Charizard

male
all of them

>>33162287
Male. Absolutely none. Pokegirls different story tho.

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Male
Anything that isn't part of the green and white waifu meme.

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Male.
Literally all of them.
Get on my level, mortals.

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>>33162287
Male, all the plant waifus but especially Roserade

none
none

>>33162287
>Post gender
gender doesn't exist outside the head of college libtards lol

>>33162287
Male.
Most of them.

Male
Charizard, Lugia, Blaziken, and Groudon are pretty major

my gender is kind of wierd, i don't know what it's called but it absorbs other genders around it and makes itself stronger
and pyukumuku

>>33162430
>gender doesn't exist
>f-female are fake news because I'm virgin and never met any female
Fuck off to /pol/, cancer.

male
none

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>>33162287

Female
I want pic. related's D so bad.

>>33162474
>>33162360
>>33162313
>>>/r/eddit

>>33162430
Okay then, are you a BOY or are you a GIRL?

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>>33162287
Male
Any pokemon that look really good when drawn in porn. ONLY THE FEMALES THO!!! I'm not gay

Female
Most kaijumon, every single fully evolved Dragon type (with various degrees of want), Deoxys, several ghost types...
No animals though that's gross

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>>33162495

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>>33162499
Like this one for example

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>>33162287
3D women mostly

Daily reminder you are sick otherwise

>>33162495
I don't know where you've been the last 7 years, but 4chan is no longer some edgy secret internet hideaway. There are plenty of well-adjusted people with healthy sex lives here.

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>>33162514
And this one

Female
Koko, Greninja, and some waifumons

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HNNNNGGGG

>>33162523
if you fap at all you have mental problems and will go to hell.

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>>33162537
PlagueofGripes isn't a furry so I'm not either

>>33162470
/vp/ is not ur safespace :)
>>33162498
but biological sex exists, that's why one can only be a boy or a girl
gender is a meme lol

>>33162527
lol

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>>33162287
Female
Cofagrigus and Malamar.

>>33162551
>gendar is muh favivrit maymay xD
Are you one of those fags that say "females aren't human xD"?

>>33162596
I think hes stating the fact that there are 2 biological sexes, Male and Female. Gender was a concept created by a brainlet who tormented and sexually abused a child who was deformed thanks to a botched jew meme circumcision. Have a nice day.

>>33162591
Why would you be all about them and their wavy tentacle ar - OOOOOOOH.

>>33162596
>"females aren't human xD"
what a dumb thing to say lol
of course they are human, but they are just a worst version of men
female and eunuchs are the same thing, that's why we see so many fragile males thinking that gender is real

>>33162527
Not plenty but a couple

>>33162613
What's the matter anon? Never been squiggle fucked before?

>>33162461
>Groudon
what

>>33162315
>>33162343
B-B-B-B-BA-BA-BA-BA-BARAS!!!

>>33162614
Also factually incorrect. All humans start out female in the womb. Your sex organs and features are determined by how much testosterone or estrogen you get drowned in.

>>33162625
N-no, ma'am. It's not been something I thought of before, no.

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>>33162643
feminist science is not actual science, anon
sorry to ruin your day

Male
Mostly like dragon or lizard-like mons

>>33162643
then drown yourself in estrogen, then your penis may become a boypussy hahahaha

>>33162627
There's a lot of buff groudons and I'm completely okay with that

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>>33162287
Female bisexual here

Garchomp lucario suicune glaceon flareon umbreon jolteon vaporeon sylveon(if its male or a dominate female) lopunny zekrom blaziken and Primarina.

Is Cynthias Garchomp still male? I need to know for reasons

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>>33162287
female

>>33162346
Normalfag

>>33162670
You seem to have misunderstood. Allow me to specify so your primitive brain can understand.
Human fetuses always take the sex of whichever set of sex chromosomes came together during conception. However, for the first few months of pregnancy, the child will have seemingly female or androgynous features. The penis is simply a mutated clitoris and the vagina comes outward to form the scrotum which will catch the ovaries that become your balls. Everyone starts out with a tiny little poosy. Thats why people are always so determined on finding out the sex of their baby on the way.

>>33162488
>>33162502
>>33162530
>>33162591
>>33162719
>>33162722
Tits or GTFO.

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Male
Gardevoir

Gay male here
I'm not really attracted to any pokémon desu, altho I do relate monferno to my ex boyfriend, that was his fav pokemon, and boy he was hot

>>33162709
post them

>>33162722
MY BARA ALARM WENT OFF
INTO THE SHELTERS
NIBBA THE BARA PLANET IS GONNA FUCKING HIT IS ON 29TH SEPTEMBER BECAUSE OF BARAS
YOU COULD'VE STOPPED THIS YOU BARA

>>33162805
/\ why did my corrector changed "desu" do "desu"???

>>33162287
Male
A list too long to name, but top contenders are:
Aggron
Incineroar
Lucario
Goodra
Charizard
Dragonite
Arcanine
Delphox
Braixen
Arceus

>>33162814
Ok I can't abbreviate "to be honest"

>>33162826
l u r k m o r e

>>33162825
So you are sexually attracted to god

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Male
like 90% straight, there are some dude's I'd fuck desu I've been questioning lately whether I care more about sex than the other person's physical gender

My list goes:
M-Banette
Roserade
Blaziken
Milotic
Serperior
Mawile
M-Mawile
Braixen
Lopunny
Leavanny
Tsareena
Lilligant
Salazzle
Lurantis
Meloetta
Gothitelle
Mesprit
Vaporeon
Glaceon

>>33162809
I'm not risking a ban
just search groudon on FA and uncheck general rated art
however you might find some weird fetish stuff so watch out

>>33162719
Best taste ITT

>>33162858
You aren't? Pokemon's God is hot, think of the sex you could have when omnipotence is involved.

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>>33162627
You wouldn't want to tap this?

no girls on the internet
none

>>33162802
b-but anon this is a christian board

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>>33162908
thats not a gender or a pokemon

>>33162934
you should be able to solve this

>>33162902
damn he thicc

>>33162802
Well aren't you special.

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Male
Mozilla Firefox

>>33162287
female
not a pokephile

>>33162802
http://imgur.com/jtN8lsM

Male.
None of them, because like the first poster, I'm not a virgin and have a healthy social life.

>>33162315
Julian?

>>33162977
>Not having your gf dress up like pokemon for you
Low test

>>33162287
male
slurpuff primarily

>>33162287
Female
Machoke, Machamp, Nidoking, Scizor, Garchomp, Sawk, Inceniroar, Mega Swampert, Buzzwole, and probably more which I can't remember.

I guess Mega Garchomp, too, but I'd think that falls under Garchomp.

>>33162995
Oh yeah, all Deoxys forms.

>>33162984
woah

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>>33162287
Male
A shitton
Midnightroc
Luxray
Salazzle
Leafeon
Vaporeon
Glaceon
Floatzel
Lopunny
Incineroar
Braixen
Latios
Zorua/Zoroark
Solgaleo
Male Mewtwo
Vulpix/Ninetales

Pretty much anything with a dick, Salazzle is the only female in my sausage party

>>33163016
Oh no it's a bara!

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>>33162802
If you're really sure anon...

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>>33162974
Get off my board you fucking cunt

Male
uhh let's see... Lucario, Blaziken, Salazzle, Charizard, most of the Eeveelutions, the Muskedeers, Bayleef, Meganium, Mienshao, Samurott, Infernape, Pikachu, Sneasel, Weavile, Swampert, Xerneas, Greninja, Zoroark, Kangaskhan, Zebstrika, Typhlosion, Absol, Mewtwo, Decidueye, Lopunny, Heliolisk, and probably a few others that i forgot.

Real talk. I genuinely thought "pokefucker/pokephilia" was just a /vp/ meme and no one actually got off to pokemon.

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>>33163023
OOGA BOOGA WHERE MY MUSCLE MEN AT

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>>33162976
>only one google search result and it's this thread
nice breasts

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>>33163054
you poor, innocent soul

>>33162976
Get off my board

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>>33162976
M-More pls...

>>33163070
which pokemon has the most, not counting Garde?

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>>33162976
i kinda hate that someone saved this

>>33163060
thx

>>33163072
never

>>33163075
no

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>>33163086
At least I tried...

>>33163086
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33163079
>thinking gardevoir has the most
lol

>>33163086
What the fuck did you think would happen if you posted it? That nobody would dare save it and bring it up whenever the topic arose? And why the fuck did you even do that in the first place you dumb shit?

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No 3d pigs allowed. Only post hawt pokes.

>>33163086
How come one tit is smaller than the other?

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I took some statistics
>male pokemon attraction ratio 17:7
>female pokemon attraction ratio 7:1
Do femanons craze pokesex more then male anons?

>>33163145
>why do it
Because she has nice breasts
>>33163166
one is being grabbed you numbnuts

Male.
The list of Pokemon I'd fug is too long to post here. Basically, anything with good porn. Even stuff like Arcanine and Mudsdale.

>>33163039
fuck off to /b/ and /trash/, faggot.

>>33163086
i posted my tits a year ago, and i still see it pop up here and there. anon saves everything.

>>33163210
>being this vanilla
>on 4chan

>>33163210
>pokegirls
>all the same
>pokemon
>wide variety of different body shapes, textures and powers

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>>33162287
Male
I dont jerk off to Pokemon for the obvious reasons. Archie, on the other hand...

Male

Heliolisk and Breloom

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>>33163167
Really gets the ol noggin joggin

>>33163138
Lucario has the most posts on e621 considering it's a single species, but the lgendary_pokemon tag has far more posts.

Second place is Pikachu, which eugh

>>33162287
Male
leaf. No actual Pokémon

>>33163237
The only good thing ORAS did

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>>33163204
>a breeding sow
>talking down to me
You need to learn your place

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>>33163121
keep trying

>>33163130
sorry

>>33163145
everyone else posted their tits in a thread about pokemon themed nails a while back, i just wanted to join in the fun

>>33163166
squeezing one

>>33163204
well at least i got someone to cum on mine

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God help these fucking faggots.

Female

Most large canine pokemon, most dragons(by design not type, so charizard but not noivern), machamp, tauros, typhlosion, regirock(I don't know why either), swordsman trio, sawsbuck, and gogoat. Although in the right porn/mood others on occasion.

>>33163167
It's more that females who end up as regular posters on /vp/ are more likely to be crazy compared to males.

>>33163226
>we're on 4chan so we should all be degenerates
OwTheEdge.jpg

>>33163254
>everyone else posted their tits in a thread about pokemon themed nails a while back, I just wanted to join in the fun
Excuse me what the fuck? Also aren't you that fujo that types like a retard?

>>33163167
That would explain all these barashit threads that have appeared lately.

>>33163266

Can't even use the meme correctly. Nice job.

>>33163167
Well, there are an exceptional number of non-furry athletic masculine pokemon.
The only feminine, non-furry pokemon that isn't damn near egg shaped is Gardevoire.

For straight male non-furries, >>33162803 has the only right answer.

>>33163274
That's her

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>>33163265
>It's more that females who end up as regular posters on /vp/
Wait what, are you telling me most of the autists here lack a Y chromosome (well sometimes it more than just that).

>>33162719
Stay away from Blaziken, ya little bitch! /ourbirb/ is pure.

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>>33163276
it all makes sense now

>>33163276
"Bara" implies homosexual porn made for homosexuals, get your insults right.

>>33163281
>bitch went full tripfag
Oh great it's not like we have enough of those shits already.

>>33163204
Luckily nobody saved my shit that got posted without permission. I guess I got lucky.

>>33163278
Stating filenames is a meme now? Jesus fucking Christ. What isn't a meme anymore?

>>33163323

There was nothing "edgy" about what he said.

This thread is weird...

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Male
Serperior
>>33163350
this thread is making my brain hurt

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>>33163268
youre not entirely wrong

>>33163274
only when im horny

>>33163291
>bitch
hey be nice

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>>33163367
>>33163366
good taste lads

>>33163370
>be nice
Fuck you this is 4chan not a fucking counselling session you dumb cunt

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Male
Pic related, she's the best

>>33162287
male
none because i don't have a mental disorder

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>>33163383
oh no anon did Library-chan do something to hurt you? show me on the donut where she touched you

and please use detail

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>>33162722
>>33163086
>>33163254
>>33163370
go the fuck outside, and I'm saying this as a shutin that only leaves the house for shit like work

>>33163404
I fucking doubt I've ever even seen her. Unless she happens to live in Canada, but even then I'm too much of a social retard to engage with anybody let alone whatever the fuck you're thinking.

>>33163413
>shutin
>work
Well, you're half right. The real question is which half?...

Come on guys, we got to see tits, let's not freak out over them. Let's cool down and go back to talking on which pokemon we'd fuck.

>>33163435
the vast majority of mons with a pear shape body are ones I'd fuck

except Audino

>>33163428
Bitch I don't fucking care

Just filter the tripfag and move on

>>33163070
>e621
Good choice

>>33162802
They're not actually female you know that right?

>>33163435
Whatever one will help with my crippling loneliness and my fear of socializing.

>>33162805
Kill yourself faggot

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>>33163383
i know im just having fun

>>33163413
i sometimes go outside, only for like work or shopping

>>33163424
nah i live on the west coast so weve never met

>>33163463
None will, my dude.

The secret is allowing people to talk to you, and pretending not to know much about things so they explain them to you

>>33162287
Non-binary gender fluid lesbian attack lobster

None, if I really had to pick, then Machoke.

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>>33163463
i coulkd help with the lonlienedss anon

>>33163397
Nice. I bought a Salazzle one a while ago, but don't yet have a filler for it.

>>33163465
>i live on the west coast
I swear to fucking god you better not be in BC

>>33163443
I am a Male, nigger! XD
Only females are bitches, and everyone knows that. Try to keep up!

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>>33163465
>tfw I live on the west coast

oh no

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>>33163477
This one?

>>33163472
>The secret is allowing people to talk to you
You make that sound like it's easy
>>33163476
Uh, thanks?

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>>33163428
you have a point, it would have been more accurate for me to have said that I barely have a social life as oppose to being a shutin
>>33163465
>this crazy doesn't live on the southern coast
thank God

>>33163480
no where near youre safe for now

>>33163485
what? wanna meet

>>33163490
youre welcome

>>33163490
It's not easy, man. It took me six months to start socializing witht he people I fucking work with. Hell, there's a girl I work with who I think is cute as fuck but I can't work up the confidence to talk to even though we've talked before.

It's less about allowing yourself to be talekd to I guess and more about not thinking. And not thinking about not thinking.

>>33163499
>no where near youre safe for now
>for now
What the fuck do you mean by that?

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>>33163237
D A D D Y

this is easily the worst thread on this board right now
good job guys

>>33163204
How old are you? Please tell the truth.

>>33163499
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted, but I have work tomorrow and I've already called out like twice this month.

Plus for some reason I feel you live a lot more north than me

>>33163497
do u mean cali? cus tahast what i meant by west coast

>>33163502
figure otut out for tur dsefl anon

>>33163511
Hey, one the threads has to be the worst

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>>33163516
>figure otut out for tur dsefl anon
Are you having a fucking stroke?

>>33163520
it's hard to type one-handed

>>33163520
someone clearly doesn't know who library-chan is

>>33163524
Are you fucking masturbating to this thread?

>>33163515
im in a susburfbf of la

>>33163520
>>33163524

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>>33163516
>it got drunk again.
GOD DAMNIT!

>>33163531
no, but I assume library-chan is

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>>33163516
>>33163524
>>33163534
holy shit, stop, this isn't erotic at all, this is legit disturbing to see firsthand
>>33163531
she is
>>33163535
if only

>>33163528
What is Library-Chan's claim to fame?

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>>33163539
wait WHAT THE FUCK, why the fuck is she masturbating to this thread, what the hell is she fapping to?

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>>33163534
well that is disconcertingly nearby

>>33163539
You must be its roomate, then. How do you live with that thing?

>>33163550
started appearing in pokeboy threads, got named in an ilima thread, and is always masturbating to the thought of boys and boys in girls clothing, and has absolutely no idea how to type with one hand
she first appeared in late feburary

>>33163551
Attention. She's in close proximity to LA. The thirst there is fucking real.

>>33163535
i might acualyl

>>33163539
sorry i just checkedd my emaial and got a surprrise

>>33163552
sooo a no?

>>33163585
Good think I'm a Canuk, though even being on the same continent as her feels wrong.

I swear, why are all the noteable women on this board creepy?

>>33163607
Homemade-kun is worse IMO

>>33163607
because you have to be a few sticks short of a matchbox to post here.

>>33163607
4chan corrupts anyone and everyone

>>33163612
I was including Homemade-kun

>>33163585
Can confirm. Thirst is fucking intense.
t. thirsty virgin of LA county

>>33163598
not necessarily a no, but definitely a no for today. maybe another time

>>33163619
She's still worse

>>33163612
IIRC wasn't she just pretending to be autistic?

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>>33163619
>Homemade-kun
>Creepy

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>>33163593
>>>/pol/
bye now. go on. GIT!

>>33163628
Pretty sure she's legit that autistic

>>33163634
Did Chris-Chan make that? Dafuq?

>>33163558
I have only seen this shit in screencaps posted in cringe threads before today, no amount of screencaps could have prepared me mentally for seeing this shit go down real time
>>33163585
I thought you meant Louisiana at first, and I got really fucking scared
>>33163607
this board naturally draws in degenerates and autists, but this is some of the weirdest I have seen the board get since the porn ddos, not even the fucking fetish threads I frequent get this weird

>>33163634
Nightmare fuel

>>33163642
that was made by Homemade-kun you uncultured fuck

>>33163642
Homemade kun made it

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>>33163620
aww okay

>>33163643
why are you scare dof little ol me anoon?

>>33162527
and that's why it's shit

>>33162609
That doesn't make it invalid
It clearly has a place in many people's vocabulary, just because you don't have any respect doesn't mean they're wrong

>>33163643
That's not what I asked. What I asked was How. Do. (You). Live. With. That. THING!?

>>33163669
The fuck is that?

>>33163550 here. What is Homemade-Kun's claim to fame other than as a budding sculptor?

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>>33163669

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>>33162287
i'm legit cracking up. this is the funniest shit i've seen all day.

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>>33163673

>>33163673
I don't, thought that was implied by my comment on screencaps
>>33163656
do you have any pets?

>>33163685
I hope not!

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>>33163674
sex

>>33163465
name fagging and an attention whore, i fucking hate women

>>33163675
She just wanted to share homemade pokemon stuff, but people instead encouraged her to post her own

Once it was discovered she was a gir, and a kinda cute one at thatl, we naturally scared her back into being anon

>>33163702
That's genuinely saddening, although I must confess her own work is atrocious.

>>33163702
Post her own what?

Please Arceus, save me from this hell...

>>33163488
That's the one.

>>33163708
why is it sad

>>33163685
a cat why?

>>33163700
women gonna women

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>library-chan shitting up another thread
>all these people who didn't know who she was being introduced to her
now you guys get to know what all the pokeboy threads have been suffering from for months now

>>33163700
that's not exactly a trait exclusive to women you know

I noticed you guys like diives here, huh?
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/v1c1vmbgb7njm78/AACknGoYmtknhmXpE9u8dPeDa?dl=0

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guess
delphox is cute but I don't really wanna fuck it, I rather it be my bromon.

>>33163598
library-chan btfo to /soc/ you niggerfaggot.

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>>33163685
Quit dodging the question!
>>33163684
pic related

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>>33163724
oh god please no, fucking have it put down, and if you can't afford to pay to have it euthanized, snap its neck or something, don't ask why, I'd rather not give you any weird ideas

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>>33163740
link is broken

>>33163749
Yea he changes it oftten
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/szw198xqjysmrh2/AABNVN3vEVC_tC9skr7ZjCYHa?dl=0

>>33163700
haha xD

>>33163726
my condolences, sincerely. here i am thinking this shit was new.

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>>33163726
>her
n-nigger, what?

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>mfw this thread's gone insane because a woman posted in it
>and someone's posting porn that's as close as can be to NSFW but not actually

>>33163714
Her own homemade pokemon goods, of course

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>>33163755
!!!!!!!!!!

>>33163771
You owe me, m80
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/nq79oz0adjue4bz/AACcHJkk4hm-UxmL3xWgWUFra?dl=0
Another thing he's doing

>>33163726
i tjhoguht most of vp already kenw about me and what i do

>>33163744
no

>>33163748
im not like that

>>33163767
Oh cool thanks for saying

>>33162287
gender: none
sexually attracted to: none

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>>33163700
its easier to get away with on a board/website full of thirsty neckbeards. Its guys feeding them, and the best thing to do is to ignore those faggots until they stop. But no one fucking ignores them so they keep being cunts knowing they'll keep getting attention.

random cute fennekin pic to cleanse this sin.

>>33163803
Sex?

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>>33163803
robots aren't allowed on this website anon

>>33163803
You are a ghost?

>>33163823
we're all ghosts and this is hell

>>33163812
Isn't OP's thread sin to begin with?

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>>33162785

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>this was the most active thread for weeks
I hope it hits bump limit

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>>33163785
god is real
I hope to be able to make sexy pr0nz as good as diives-sama some day

>>33163850
And hopefully, no one makes another one again.

>>33162693
Too late. Has to be prenatal. About 7th week of pregnancy

>>33163862
I'm making the next thread

>>33163397
what's on the other side?

>>33163861
Well, the Christian God is not real, but there could be something else out there.

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>>33163837
yeah, and then it became even more of a sin.

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>this entire thread

>>33163874
let me know when you do, I have plans for the next thread

>>33163881
To be honest, I feel like God could only work in a capacity similar to the Catholic God. He's got a lot of underlings he delegates responsibilities to in order to free himself up for the bigger projects

>>33163242
I mean, compared to human men, why would we ever choose not pokemon?

You're all just kind of sad and pathetic, either internally or externally. Sometimes both.

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>>33163823
Ghosts are cool, anon.

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>>33163879

>>33162346
Fucking this

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>>33163397
I could have sworn I saw this posted in one of the Phox Phriday threads, forgot how many weeks ago the thread was, I didn't think you were actually planning on buying it

>>33163282
When we took a board pol we were like, 1/4 underage females. Since teen girls are inherently frootloops, I'd have to guess yes.

>>33163266
If you aren't one yet it means you're still a newfag.

>>33163918
Oh, if I'm not sure if you're thinking of a different guy, 'cause I've had this one for a good month or three. I'm also the drawfag that made the maid pic last month

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i have an email if anyone wanst to like tak or somehtign [email protected]

>>33163910
did u cum on it yet?

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>>33163936
>maid pic
mind sharing it?

>>33163939
I'm pretty sure he didn't buy that pillow to rest his head upon it.

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Well this thread is dying, so who wants to check out my sequel video. It's disappointing, just like real life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKJAd_To1Nk

>>33163881
Arceus?

>>33163263
>Most large canine pokemon
That'sMyFetish.gif

>>33163939
Noted

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>>33163959
Kek
You talk like Kermit the Frog

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>>33163813
no thanks

>>33163904
That's still christian.
Protestant, Baptist, etc. all christian

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>>33163939 >>33163956
Hah, no. Don't wanna sully it that much.
Man, I spent good money on this thing, I ain't gonna ruin it with germ stains\
>>33163953
Here's the pic

>>33163620
Heck, my roommate is from a suburb of LA too and despite being stuck in Kentucky the last 3 years he's still thirsty.

Must be permenantly damaging.

>>33163383
t. newfag

>>33163979
I meant sex as in boy or girl, smart-ass. But I guess you posting that flag means you're a girl.

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>>33163959
u sound cute would u crossdress?

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>thread about pokemon
>derails to talking about humans

nigga which pokemon do you want to fuck, go to /soc/ if you want to flash your tits at random dudes.

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>>33163999

Male
Sylveon, Brionne, Skitty, Braixen

It's bad, boys...

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>>33164004
no way fag

>>33163988
I've lived here all my life man.

Every guy at every place I've ever worked at, without fail, will find a way to turn the conversation to sex. And it's irritating to me because yeah I like a big booty too but you motherfuckers act like it runs your life I'm just trying to get my work done. I think it's affecting me because I've been having a lot more sexual thoughts while at work, althought that could also just be a side effect of starting to see progress from the gym I guess

/rant over

>>33164006
You posted one of them.

>>33163999
Ever dressed up as a Pokemon?

>>33164032
yes actually

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>>33163999
>being propositioned twice in the same thread

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Male
Pretty much all of them but the object based ones.

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>>33164052
just be glad she didn't ask if you wanted her to fart in your face because of your name, I wouldn't want any of her farts either, let alone crossdress for her

>>33164023
ohhh, it'll get worse the more you get fit. used to be 310, now 128. i drive my husband insane because he's not used to the sky high sex drive.

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>>33164032
I'm not the one flashing their tits and giving attention to the attention whore, I did tell her to get out tho.

more cute shit to cleanse this.

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>>33163262
Spider...

>>33164052
ur name is new are you >>33163620 ?

>>33162430
TWO
W
O

will the mods ever ban library-chan
find out next time on dragon ball z
>>33164072
do you ever fucking sleep

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>>33164072
I'm going to go ahead and guess you never saw the thread where this happened

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I was suppsosed to be drawing Akuma posed next to a victini but I spent the whole day shitposting and collecting porn...again...

>>33164069
>Bitches about thread derailing
>Posts off-topic pic himself

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mtf
latias

>inb4 kys
i've already tried but thanks anyway

>>33164088
You're welcome
braixen-daki owning, diives-leaking, maid-drawing anon here appreciates the attention

>>33164081
sometimes

>>33164087
no

>>33164072
yup
>>33164087
I actually did mail iDubbbz my extra copy of the book, and hopefully he'll get to it before North Korea drops a nuke on Japan

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>>33162643
>are determined by how much testosterone or estrogen you get drowned in
and thats determinated by the presence/ausense of certain gen in Y chromosome, which determine your gender since fecundation

>>33164089
its a thread about hot pokemon, braixen is hot fuck you.

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now for the image limit

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Female
Typhlosion, Greninja, Serperior.

I'm so lonely and alone that I sexualised my starters in gold and it went from there. Now I follow every pokephile blog I can find. THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS BECOME.

>>33162785
being female =/= have appearance of female

>mutated
don't misused terminology "kudasai"

>>33164135
You need to lurk some more

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>>33164135
quality post

>>33164129
Somehow this pic is both frightening and hot all at once.

>>33164120
stop saying gender

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>>33164126
And you still gave me shit despite the fact that my response to you was on-topic.

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>>33164129
You think that's bad?
I've got a crippling addiction to braixen that's costed me hundreds in merch and commisions