/vp/ plays Pokemon fire red nuzlocke /vp/ style

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We begin with this senile fuck.

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He forgot to mention, for us, pokemon are our slaves and test subjects.

>>33161392
Name yourself Jeb!

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First two votes decides gender.
>>33161395
Haven't gotten that far yet.

>>33161402
Male

>>33161402
>boy
>girl
>no other
I don't think this semen slurping game is for me guys

>>33161402
Female

>>33161402
Male!

>>33161404
>>33161415
Next vote wins

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>>33161416
Was kind of hoping to be a qt girl but it's fine. First two votes decides name

>>33161427
"Jeb!"

>>33161432
this

>>33161427
Chimchar

>>33161432
Seconding

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>>33161434
>>33161432
Before we begin our adventures of Jeb, we need to name our rival. He seems like a cool dude.
First 2 votes

>>33161444
DICKS

>>33161444
Dubya

>>33161444
SICKS

>>33161372
Are you going to allow rules via GETs?

>>33161450
Seconded

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>>33161458
Eventually when we the thread gets more active
>>33161458
>>33161450
Stay classy 4chan

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>>33161471
What game do you think we're playing lads?

>>33161484
Battletoads

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Are we sure he was looking for us or some random spearow he saw in the park a few days ago? He didn't know our name

>>33161507
He misinterpreted us as a guacamole bowl salesman, he's hosting a guac party in a week. We gotta get to him, this is a big contract!

>>33161507
My money is on the spearow. I think it stole his toupee

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>>33161521
We've been summoned to his lab. We had a really good game of battletoads going and he's not even fucking here

>>33161535
Whelp, mine as well collect more avocados from the northern vegetation. We're running a business here!

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>authority on pokemon
>didn't even log the bulbasaur, charmander, and squirtle he has in the pokedex

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>>33161547
Well if you were where you said you were going to be, we wouldn't need to pick avocados by ourselves would we?

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Okay this is important, 3 votes for the first sla- I mean pokemon

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>>33161581
Squirtle, and name it "SlowNStedy"

>>33161581
Bulbasaur he is strong and my friend!

>>33161581
Bulbasaur

>>33161581
Rattata

>>33161581
Squirtle

>>33161581
>>33161590
This

>>33161590
>>33161598
>>33161599
>>33161602
>>33161592
>no love for charmander
Squirtle: 2 votes
Bulbasaur: 2 votes
Charmander 0 :(

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>>33161611
Squirtle wins!
3 votes for the name

>>33161625
Charmander

>>33161613
:^)

>>33161625
SlowNStedy

>>33161634
Seconding

>>33161629
>he doesn't want an attack/speed tank that just shoots flamethrowers all day

>>33161634
This

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This is why we named you dicks you cunt. We got avocados to pick now

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Who the fuck is Pete???

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And that's why you suck so bad at Pokemon

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Haven't checked his nature yet. Praying for quiet

>tfw 3rd gen water type with adamant nature.
Gonna be a long game.
Time to level grind for a while. I know /vp/ is slow but keep the thread bumped for a little bit

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>>33161719
sure senpai i gotchu

By the way, you *are* going to get the best Pokémon in this run, right?

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>if only dicks knew we were fucking his sister
He thinks he gets bitches. How cute.

>>33161731
Porygon is for meanieheads, worst Normal type. He will use Raticate and use it proudly, it will be named "GuacaBowle"

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>>33161742
I will fite u irl for this my man. Pory best mon.

>>33161731
>spending hours at a time at the game corner
I think what I'm going to do is make it so I'm only allowed one of each item from the game corner. So one pokemon by vote, one tm, and one item thing

>>33161755
I'll compromise if you help me name it "PleaseClap"

>>33161742
Raticate is for dumbos. Jeb is a sensible lad and will obviously use the best normal type, Chansey, and Chansey will be named Doug because it's a good name for a fine young lady.

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>>33161761
Guess what you're going to get on it.
>>33161766
This sounds like a fair trade, I'll allow it.

>>33161769
>Not naming it Guachead

>>33161769
>Chansey
>not fearow
It's like you want to get punched in the face

>>33161778
B-but a-anon kun, dratini is at the game corner too

Well, let's all start interpreting this directly. I think that we can all concede that Mankey is a solid choice for early game as his route 22 pokemon. It can be named Avocado.

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>>33161826
Look at this fucking face.

Does it look like it gives a single damn about some Na'vi cock with googly eyes?

Jeb will have a Pory and it'll be named PleaseClap.

>>33161836
>not spearow
I hope you get aids. Manbearpig is the worst fighting type

>>33161864
We are playing a nuzlocke where we choose the pokemon, and we have multiple routes with only pidgey as a viable option. We don't need two normal/flying types you absolute pleb, and, in fact, if we don't find and use Mankey, then the whole universe will be underwater by the year 2004.

>>33161874
You can literally choose pokemon not named pidgey though
And spearow is so much better in every way than pidgey. Especially early on

>>33161902
Then catch it on routes 3 or 4 where it competes with utter ratatta garbage rather than it competing with a fighting type.

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Okay lads, got SLOWNSTEDY to a comfortable level. Pokemon available on route 1 with 5 pokeballs will be pidgey lvl 2-5 and rattata lvl 2-4
3 votes for our first test subject

>>33161924
Guess Pidgey for now

>>33161924
rat porn

>>33161939
yep pidgey

>>33161912
>calling raticate garbage
Alolan raticate maybe, but don't talk shit about fucking raticate ever again.
>decent speed
>good early moveset
>decent atk
>Hyper fang + STAB
If raticate wasn't good for you in your nuzlocke runs, it's because you were bad at Pokemon

>>33161924
>>33161951
>>33161963
Raticate is good, and pidgey can wait.

>>33161963
With spearow on our team, it's membership would be unneeded, Spearow even gets the dark attack in pursuit. I, in fact, wanted to get a Raticate firstly but I compromised with the Porygon adorer.

>>33161966
next vote wins

>>33161924
PIDGEY

>>33161972
pidgey

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>>33161976
Say no more fampai

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>>33161994
>does not like to fight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3 votes names it

>>33161994
Name it Jewess because Pidgey was a bad choice and the Jebposter is a filthy scammer who is ruining the game

>>33162005
TOPFIGHTER

>>33162012
I second this

>>33162009
Seconded, the Jebposter is a Raticate hating pleb

>>33162009
Thirded

>>33162035
>>33162027
>>33162009
She's female too
And timid nature so she's a fast special attacker. Im okay with this

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>>33162075
Forgot pic

Okay, route 22 is next. Available mons are rattata, mankey, and spearow

3 votes

>>33162111
Nidoran M

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>>33162075
>Timid Pidgey
>Gen III
>tfw the only special move you'll have access to is Thief
Well, at least she'll be fast

>>33161861
This
Also get Ekans call it Dilos

>>33162111
monkey

>>33161963
This, raticate was boss in my B2 challenge mode nuzlocke.

>>33162111
Mankey, name it Monkino

>>33162142
>not Dekan

Outta here.

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>>33162157
>>33162147
>level Jewess up to lvl 7
>still haven't decided on a fucking pokemon for the next route yet

>>33162111
Mankey, name it Dubya

>>33162138
Wew lad
I thought she learned at least a couple other special moves by tm
I think I picked the wrong gen lads

>>33162203
Find a phys/spec split patch.

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>>33162192
>>33162157
>>33162147
3 votes for the name for manbearpig

>>33162223
Louie

>>33162218
But that's cheating anon.

>>33162227
>>33162223
Ignore this!! It's a girl my bad

Champaine

>>33162223
Name it nigger.

No caps, those aren't for slaves.

>>33162223
>tfw first mon I encountered on that route was a lvl 5 spearow
>/vp/ rates fucking mankey
What could have been from this run...

>>33162223
Her name is Doug

>>33162223
Louise

3 votes to win it
Champaine 1
nigger 1
Doug 1
Louise 1

>>33162256
>>33162306
seconding Doug

>>33162318
thirding Doug because why not

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>>33162324
>>33162318
>>33162256
Well shit.
Look what you've created

>>33162332
>raises defense, lowers defense
t-thanks

Available mons on next route, rattata, caterpie and needle
3 votes for next mon before we fight gary

>>33162361
get caterpie but dont evolve it

>>33162361
Another Pidgey

>>33162361
Weedle

>>33162361
Caterpie

Holy fucking shit I already hate this piece of shit mankey

>>33162361
caterpie

>>33162380
>>33162400
>>33162419
>I don't rate rattata
I hate 4chan so fucking much, yet I'm here forever

>>33162432
Chill your tits, there are 32903 routes that have Rattata.

>>33162442
And we could've knocked him out early to guarantee any other Pokemon
Also, sorry I'm getting dinner so give me a little bit before I hop back on the game. Keep the thread bumped please

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>>33162486
Byumpin'

Lel OP got dinner an hour ago
ded thread

>>33162552
Rattata too

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Rip OP

>>33163064
>>33163299
sorry guys my mom took my phone away and said i have to do my homework before playing

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>>33163329
>OP is underage?

>>33163329
kek

>>33163329
kys