Bad joke thread

>>33161209
Do you know what happened to the trainer that picked up a Voltorb thinking it was a pokéball?
He WAS DESTROYED

>>33161643
What happens to a Voltorb that rolls down the bike road?
It EXPLODES

>>33161657
Did you hear about the trainer that tried to catch Electrode?
He WAS DESTROYED

>>33161643
>>33161657
>>33161670
This again
Why are my sides so fucking stupid to think this is funny

>>33161670
What does the voltorb say to the electrode?
BOOOOOOM!!!

Incineroar.
Get it, because the whole design is a bad joke.

>>33161679
Take a seat and enjoy the ride.
Check if there is a Voltorb under your seat because
YOU WERE DESTROYED

>>33161681
Why is it so hard to catch a shiny electrode?
Because IT SELF-DESTRUCTS

>>33161209

>>33144874

Your threads seem to have a weird theme going, Mari.

>>33161643
>>33161657
>>33161670
>>33161681
>>33161695
Literally redd.it. Take your screencap to r/4chan and get out

>>33161704
I like fire types

>>33161643
>>33161657
>>33161670
>>33161681
>>33161695
OP said BAD jokes.

>>33161695
TrainerA:"The other day a saw Bianca. She had some really nice bombs on her chest"
TrainerB:"You mean Voltorbs?"
TrainerA:"Yes, after all SHE WAS DESTROYED "

>>33161711
They ARE bad. BOOOOOOOM YOU DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO EXPLODE WHO THE FUCK WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT VOLTORBS EXPLODE THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE TOTALLY DON'T EXPECT IT

>>33161712
Why do Electrodes cry?
Because their friends EXPLODE

>>33161740
Do you know why Voltorb Flip is so addicting?
Because it sucks. And EXPLODES. And it relies on LUCK more than it relies on MATH. ANALLY DESTROYED

>>33161740
why can't the whismur sleep?
because its friends are all EXPLOUDS

>>33161765
Do you know what happened to the kid that completed the pokédex?
He WAS DESTROYED

>>33161768
well done my explosive friendo, well done

>>33161777
What happens when you hatch a Voltorb EGG?
IT EXPLODES

X and Y

>>33161792
Shit and Poo

>>33161789
Trainer1:"Did you hear about the master ball black market?"
Trainer2:"Yes, I bought this big masterball from them"
Trainer1:"But that's a purple Electrode!"
Trainer2:"Jokes on you, I simply painted it to look like an electrode."
Trainer1:"You had me faggot, what pokémon do you have inside? Zapdos? Cancer Genie of healthy meta?"
Trainer2:" VOLTORB "

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Why did the Diglett cross the road?
To get to the other trainer

>>33161823
Do you know what happened to the magneton that bumped into an Electrode?
It got some not very effective damage, and the Electrode WAS DESTROYED

Why did the Blaziken cross the road?
To run from the nigger

>>33161841
Do you know what happened to the Voltorb JUGGLER that dropped his balls?
He WAS DESTROYED

>>33161860
Nice.
Why did the Voltorb cross the road?
To EXPLODE

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>>33161209

What's the difference between a Battle Frontier and a Battle Maison?
___________Nothing_____________

>>33161946
Is this Masuda

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This dumb joke have be used so many times that it didn't took long until it got unfunny.

>>33161881
VoltorbA:"..."
VoltorbB:"..."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

>>33161946
What's the difference between a Voltorb and an Electrode?
Electrode LEAVES A BIGGER CRATER

>>33161987
Welcome to summer

>>33162000
I mean pic related, this thread never was funny to begin with.