Reminder that Arceus loves you no matter what.
>>33160225
Fuck off, arceus doesn't exist
Can you tell that to the buddhism hotline please?
Especially those who love their Pokemon
>>33160225
Hey fuck you, you malnourished hula hoop llama
I'll kick your ass
>>33160947
Pound it.
Arceus is with you every moment of the day.
>>33161071
>the abomination defeating the creator
lol no
>>33163533
lol yes
Arceus has a special appreciation for every single being on the planet.
>>33160225
Why isn't people triggered ITT? I once said "Oh dear Arceus" and the whole board insulted me.
>>33165318
>Oh dear Arceus
Kys faggot
>>33160225
If Arceus loved me, why is there niggers is my Pokémon games ?
Playing pokémon black for the first time, arrived at the second gym.
Gym leader is a very estimed scientist.
It's a negress.
Shit, i thought pokémon games were safe from subhuman inclusion.
I hope there won't be more niggers in the future games...
>>33160254
This is true
>>33160225
>>33165327
Arceus is a deist god. It merely made the material universe and gave types to all Pokémon. Afterwards, it remained in the Hall of Origin and did nothing else.
>>33165327
>Pokemon Black and White added different races
>Arceists
Dialgism will conquer the world!
Make sure you thank Arceus for the food!
>>33165340
Fanon. Arceus only created the universe with It's 1,00 arms and the embodiments of Space, Time, Antimatter and Spirit then It went to sleep.
It didn't give all types to al other Pokémon.
>>33160225
No. Arceus is neutral and it's sleeping.
>>33163533
Arceus is the creator of the Universe but Palkia created parallel universes.
>>33160225
I want Arceus to fill me with It's love
>>33160225
>implying I care
>>33169329
no, only dimensions
>>33160225
You probably won't after I finish breeding my army of whimsicott to the over t-
I mean, play some light jokes with the help of my whimsicott!
I want to impregnate Arceus
>>33160225
>be Arceus
>be an all-powerful god of powerful creatures that populate the Earth
>once used your one thousand arms to create the fucking Earth like it was made of playdough
>get challenged by some kid
>lose and get captured in
>now forced to do everything he says
Life is tough for Arceus.
>>33170851
>be an all-powerful god
Nice headcanon you got there, Arceusfag
>>33165318
Arceusdamn
>>33170851
>once used your one thousand arms to create the fucking Earth like it was made of playdough
If Arceus were really so powerful he'd not need the 1,000 Unown to be his arms in the first place.
>>33170851
Arceus isn't omnipotent.
>>33170851
This provide that Arceus isn't omnipotent.
>>33169361
No. parallel universe" and "parallel dimensions " are used interchangeably in Pokémon.
>>33171142
There were no Unown when Arceus created the universe with It's 1,000 arms.
>>33170851
>all-powerful god
only number 4 on watchmojo lol
>>33171481
Arceus must have unlimited power to be omnipotent.
Canonically, It doesn't. It have a limit.
True power = limited power.
>>33171481
>>33170851
Canonically, Machoke is omnipotent but Arceus isn't omnipotent.
>>33170851
>>now forced to do everything he says
I know what I'm doin
>>33160225
No, she doesn't.
Pshh... nothin' personnel... god...