Debate

>>33157027
Depends on whether or not he's fucking the Machamp. If he's not then it is weird

Sleeping with your puppy: CUTE

Sleeping with your orangutan: WEIRD

>>33157027
>Sleeping with animal looking being: cute
>Sleeping with humanoid looking being: weird

Why would it be weird?

>>33157027
What is there to debate? Who debates facts?

>>33157027
I think both are cute.

There's probably some offscreen semen involved in the second one, but it's still cute.

>>33157038
well put, im with this guy

>>33157027
>bestiality: Cute
>race mixing: Weird

>>33157027
It's fine. They're both Pokémon

>>33157253
>sleeping with a teddy bear: cute
>sleeping with a lifesize muscly doll: weird

>>33157027
What's wrong sleeping with your Pokemon? After having sex, it'd be rude putting them back in the Pokeball

>>33157027
sleeping with your sylveon: cute

sleeping with your chandelure: instant death

>>33157027
What about sleeping with your digglet strapped onto your ass?

Weird? Y/N

>>33157038
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>>33157270
I'm gonna have to agree with these gals. It would be weird irl and using our irl examples, so it would be weird in there. There are obviously exceptions, especially because Pokémon tend to be really amicable, but it still goes with our natural thoughts for it.

>>33157027
Well, morality is subjective.

>>33158314
Mable, I know it's you.

>>33158324
Shh, return under the table.

>>33157027
[Spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]

>>33157038
Yes but which one is weirder to fuck?

>>33157038
>>33157051

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>>33157038
Racist

>>33157027

As long as you don't fuck it, I guess.

>>33158521
It's even weirder sleeping with a Pokemon if you don't fuck it

>Sleeping with your Kartana: cut
>Sleeping with your Xurkitree: wired

>>33158562
>sleeping with your Arab: Kuwait

>>33157027

No. Both of them are Pokémon.

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I want to sleep with Gardevoir

It's like sleeping with a stuffed animal, vs a muscular mostly naked daki

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>not sleeping with your feminine male Delphox

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>>33158562

>>33157027
It doesn't matter because nobody will ever be able to sleep with a a machoke because they aren't real and they never will be :(

>>33158868
delet this

>>33158724
But it doesn't want to sleep with you.

>>33157027
I think it's perfectly okay. I can easily understand why it'd turn someone off, though. Machoke is too humanoid and it's technically nude.

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>>33157038
Fun fact: in my mother's language Orangutang means Forrest Man, or "Man of the Woods" The Orang part meaning person/human and utang meaning woods/forrest.

So imagine how strange Oranguru sounds to me Humanuru? Personuru? (Yes I know what the pun is. It's just funny to me)

real talk I would snuggle up in bed with any Pokémon

>>33159193
Even Garbodor, Muk and Slugma?

>>33159327
yes
no Pokémon is unworthy of physical affection

>>33157027
What's cute about sleeping with a rat. Sleeping with a bodybuilder makes you either manly or his cuntboi, and I'm ok with being either.

>>33158545
Exactly, why do you think they're following you? Getting into supernaturally powered battles is just a bonus.

Which is worse to have in bed: Greninja or Ash-Greninja?

>>33158562
Pretty good effort.
Hard material to work with.
10/10 for concept,7/10 execution

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>>33157034
FPBP

>>33158724
Gardevoir is for sleeping with Lopunny only.

>>33157027
It is all in the eyes of the beholder.

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the best for cuddles on a cold winter night

>>33157027

Well, that is obviously a female Machoke so it is not weird at all.

>>33159177
I read that somewhere sometimes, even if I can't recall the exact language. I always thought it was a really cool origin for their name.

>>33159177
>utang
But that's wrong.

Is there anything wrong with catching pokemon with the intention of getting to know them well enough to eventually sleep with them consensually, and then turn it into a 6-poke harem?

>>33163243
Yes, it's technically "hutan," but it's possible that the word uses the velar nasal.

>>33157038
Orangutan are cute and you can't convince me otherwise. That said I want to feel Machokes YUGE muscles flexxing softly against my cheek while I sleep.

>>33165075
Anon, if that were the case, these games would've been drastically different than they are now.

And I'm glad they aren't

>>33160385
Ash-Greninja. Tecnically, Ash's Greninja in this Battle Bond form sharing his senses and feelings with Ash (common eyesight, for example).

>>33157027
Stupid picture with stupid context. You tell me anon

>>33157027
Shit's dangerous senpai. What if the Machoke rolls over and crushes you. Or has a bad dream, freaks out and smashes your skull?