Absol is spooky.

>>33154569
Not like her butt though. Thats fuckable

>>33154569
Not really, what's behind you is what's spooky

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if this is the absol thread please dont make it furry trash already

>>33154569
Well folks, time to cover this spooky animal in semen

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>>33154658
God damn zinfyu rivals fucking Kajinchu

>tfw you will never find and rape a wild absol, then capture it and make it your sex slave

why even live?

>>33156405
>he thinks he can overpower a wild absol
At least there'd be one less dogfucker in the world.

>>33156434
>implying the rape wouldn't come after statusting it and getting its HP down

>>33156462
>he thinks he can overpower a paralyzed absol at <25% HP

>>33156534
>Sleeping at >10% HP

I'll take my chances

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>>33156434
>dogfucker
Absol's muzzle is too short to bite like a dog, yet it has huge claws which is more of a feline thing. But anyway, absol would cut him in half with its blade.

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>>33156462
>>33156566
You are supposed to date it first and build up relationships, you big dummy.

>>33156601
I don't like how human this absol's face looks

>>33156434
Stop blaming dogfuckers for catfucker's perverse fantasies

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>>33154569
Absol is my platonic wife

>>33156651
cuck

>>33156674
That's why I platonically make love to her with my dick

>>33156566
>Absol used Sleep Talk!

>>33156712
I said WILD absol.

>>33156740
There are TMs scattered all over the region, surely a wild Pokemon can find and use one