"Working Up a Sweat Edition or something, I dunno" -@King
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Discord: https://discord.gg/wCv6pGE
Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing
Story so far: You are Ron, a human who one day turned into a Tepig. Along with your friend Oshawott, you started an exploration team, investigating a mystery of a captured Shaymin, a rogue Tapu Koko, and a dying world. Check the screencaps to catch up!
Deciding it's time for some answers, Shaymin has directed your team in the direction of Mt. Yonder, where a portal to Aula Calesti, the meeting place of many legendary pokemon, awaits. Despite your exploration of the mountain, however, you discovered your path to Aula Calesti cut off. With rumors of a secret path swirling around, you were soon summoned by a Celebi- who revealed to you that you and Osha had a hand in the secret path's construction... some time in the mountain's history. Gathering up your things, you traveled back to the past.
After making it to the summit of past Mt. Yonder, you encountered Rayquaza, who was disturbed by the steam clouds produced by Volcanion disrupting the clear weather, so much so that it attacked you and your party.
>>33154179
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.
Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.
>>33154186
>A mysterious air current has overtaken the area as Mega Rayquaza stares you down...
>What would you like to do? 2, 6, 8
>>33154225
Politely ask for our headphones back
>>33154225
Kiss rayquaza
I want to marry Volcanion
>>33154225
Rockium Z Rollout before Fug has a chance to react.
>>33154326
>Let's rock then
>>33154395
So. I posted in these threads at the very start, but haven't been in them in like three months or more (since the haunted mansion I think). Anything interesting happen since? (Don't answer that, I know that's an unreasonable question.)
>>33154395
>that red Pikmin just reclining in the corner
heh
>>33154407
>>33154433
>Rayquaza pulls itself up and rushes straight for you!
>>33154416
Well, it's been nearly two chapters since then. We climbed an oddly ramshackle tower filled with strange Zelda puzzles, and now we're exploring a prehistoric mountain through the power of time travel. Lots of crazy stuff.
>>33154447
>And circles around to the open steam vent, intent on closing it up...
>3, 6, 9 next
>>33154459
Cum in its eyes to blind it
>>33154459
Rollout!
>>33154459
Tell whoever's available to start whaling on him while we break open a steam vent elsewhere.
>>33154458
>Well, it's been nearly two chapters since then.
I'm surprised it's only been two!
>>33154481
Well, the third chapter was the longest one yet (around 33 threads iirc). Plus OP's changed his schedule a bit so that these threads are held roughly every other day now.
>>33154478
Reroll
>>33154475
rerollout
>>33154549
>>33154478
>All these attacks are sinking in, Rayquaza's starting to look roughed up now!
>>33154631
>Closing the steam vent with an Earthquake, Rayquaza hits a few of your teammates, putting Jirachi into Roughed up territory as well.
>Oh? It seems Rayquaza has noticed something...
>>33154646
>And takes to the skies...
>>33154655
>Rayquaza crashes down on you with a Dragon Ascent, sending you flying and dealing a crapton of damage to put you in critical condition!
>2, 7, 8 next
>>33154665
Learn fug beam instead of arm thrust, then use fug beam on it
>>33154665
Eat a berry, then do steam vents again!
>>33154665
Eat Oran, tell Jirachi to take the Psychium Z to use Shattered Psyche, rest of the team uses whatever they have.
>>33154665
Woooow, how was I supposed to dodge that, bugged thread mechanics.
>>33154701
reroll
>>33154688
Do this, but shoot him with a Blaze-empowered Flamethrower if it is safe to do so.
>>33154688
>You heal up with one of your oran berries (4 remaining), while your friends take advantage of Rayquaza's distraction.
>>33154780
>You pop open the next steam vent while Rayquaza Earthquakes the last one closed, hitting Spiritomb and Osha in the process, leaving the latter rough up.
>1, 6, 0 next
>>33154796
Rollout the rayquaza
>>33154796
Reroll for this >>33154701 but don't eat the Oran. Attack the last vent instead.
>>33154796
Osha can eat berry. Tell Osha that Mega Fug is based on a baby seal to rile him up to fight even harder. In the meantime Rollout on Fug's ass.There have been numerous cases of sea otters raping baby seals.
>>33154780
I feel sorry for that poor Whimsicott he's riding on.
>>33154796
Hop up on Rayquaza and try to wrangle him while everyone else breaks open the last vent. Osha heals.
>>33154826
Do >>33154827, but break open a vent. If you have time, try to bounce off Fug with a Rollout.
>>33154846
I am implying that >>33154846, >>33154827, and >>33154826 are all done.
>>33154831
>While Rayquaza is distracted trying to close the bottom left vent, you hop up and run all the way up its body, grabbing onto one of those swooshy yellow antenna things and try to direct it. Is... is it working though?
>1, 4, 6 next
>>33154913
Bet osha you can fit this rayquaza up your ass
>>33154913
We obviously need a birdle. Put the Honedge Steel in its mouth and reign it in.
>>33154913
Beat him up, then fling yourself NE to avoid his punishment.
>>33154796
Get the fuck out of there and let Jirachi use shattered psyche
>>33154932
Reroll
>>33154932
Do this, but try to topple him while reigning him.
After that >>33154939
>>33154913
Make him Dragon Ascent into one of the closed steam vents
>>33154939
reroll
>>33154945
re
Let's just hope Rayquaza can't bite through the Honedge Steel
>>33154954
>>33154945
>>33154939
>Yeah this... this isn't working too well. Maybe-
>>33155052
>-!
>>33155060
>ow
>>33155060
Whee!
>>33155065
Rayquaza: OW.
>You and Rayquaza are in critical condition!
>3, 7, 9 next
>>33155076
Everyone attack while we use Arm Thrust as we remind Fug of his failure to close the last two vents.
>>33155076
Get the others to gang up on him, then charge up a Rollout from a distance to smash him once he becomes an easy target.
>>33155076
Flamethrower!
>>33154681
roll
>>33155101
Do this
>>33155110
We aren't fully evolved, and even if we were it's only temporary. We shouldn't waste a TM if we can only use it some of the time.
>>33155076
Finish him with Rollout
What's Fug Beam's power and typing? Is it anything other than just a renamed Hyper Beam?
>>33155083
>Fug beam is a flying move only compatible with strong Dragon/Flying pokemon! You can't learn it!
>>33155119
>While its still reeling from having is Psyche fucked with, you rollout into Rayquaza, knocking it right off the mountain summit!
>>33155215
Osha: Did... did we do it?
>>33155215
>only compatible with strong Dragon/Flying pokemon
Now I know the first teammate we're teaching Fug Beam.
>>33155242
>Nibbles
>dragon/flying
>>33155225
Rayquaza: I've had it! I've had it with this steam, the clouds, this whole fuggin mountain, and all of YOU. And now this whole mountain is gonna GO!
Osha: UH
Shaymin: We... do we have anything big left? And fast?
>You need to stop Rayquaza quick! 1, 6, 8
>>33155242
Wait, unless you mean that the Pokemon has to be both Dragon and Flying type, in which case never mind.
>>33155256
Use jirachi to block it
>>33155256
Summon Reuniclus!
>>33155256
use Celebi and activate The World
>>33155280
reroll
>>33155256
ALLAHU AKBAR FIRE BOMB Z
>>33155260If it seems a reasonable enough fit, I'll say yes. Garchomp can learn at least 1 flying move and is maybe base on a fighter jet, so sure. But only once Nibbles is a fully evolved Garchomp
>>33155291
>>33155280
>You pull out the jar containing your Reuniclus and open it up! If there was ever a time you needed more help, it's now!
>>33155302
Reroll for this even though it's way too late.
>>33155368
>The big goo baby hoists itself up and begins to speak to you telepathically.
Reuniclus: *Finally* Do you know how bad that jar smelled? Well... I don't actually. I have no nose. But still.
Anyway, what do you need?
>1, 5, 7
>>33155381
Hold still and think about all of the Buneary and Bunnelby on the farm.
>>33155381
We need a hero!
>>33155381
>>33155285
ZA WAURDO
We need to either defeat Fug or get out of here!
>>33155381
We are about to get blown up,make a psychic force field or something.
>>33155415
This
>>33155381
Any of these!
>>33155404
>>33155415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Fad9yJN_o
>>33155415
Reuniclus: Uh... o-okay.
Osha: This isn't going to be enough, is it?
Reuniclus: Against a mega evolved legendary? Well... I'm sure *most* of us will survive.
>Rayquaza is about to fire its Ultimate Final Fug Beam! Any last actions? 2, 5, 7
>>33155496
Hop inside Reuniclus' jar for protection like a real hero.
>>33155496
give osha one final kiss
>>33155496
Fire Bomb Z. Let's go out swinging.
>>33155496
Fucking slow shit down! Trick Room or something! Teleport out! Redirect the Fug! For fuck sake, anything!
>>33155434
>>33155512
>>33155496
Disable Fug Beam. If that doesn't work, use Fire Bomb Z and fire everything we got at him!
>>33155496
Use one of our OPFO buttons to buy us some time. Then try >>33155531
>>33155496
Run away while our teammates die
>>33155512
>This is it! Your true, finally last resort! You hurl the fire bomb z towards Rayquaza, just as he's about to fire!
>>33155628
PSA: It has been brought to our attention that the following scenes of COOL COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS has been deemed far too violent and extreme for the likes of a blue board. Instead, here is a calming image of a Komala and some Togedemaru who are friends. Please enjoy.
Oh man, you should see it though. Crazy stuff. Fire and lazers going off every which way. Everything is blowing up, massive shockwaves going off everywhere, tons and tons of marker ink being used. Michael Bay WISHES he could make something like this. Damn.
...
Alright, I think we're good. Let's get back to things.
>>33155656
I know I've seen this before but I don't remember where. Freakazoid or Animaniacs, I think?
>>33155656
Spiritomb: That was neat.
Osha: Well at least we had Reuniclus' barrier. I don't think we would have made it otherwise.
Shaymin: The good news is the thing is over there. I think. It hurts to move. Fire is bad.
Jirachi: Rayquaza must have swallowed it at some point I guess.
>I need to take a small break so, do some rolling for whatever,3, 6, 9
>>33155678
Pretty sure that was billy and mandy
>>33155690
Call shaymin racist for saying fire is bad
>>33155690
Lovingly caress Osha and thank that he's safe. And Spiritomb too I guess.
>>33155678
>>33155703
Yup, I knew it was familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhDUnu2rDnM
>>33155690
Grab the thing and use it? I can't even remember why we want it.
Also, I'm glad I made pic related for no reason.
>>33155690
Politely offer Osha a shag. If he declinesrespect that and help him up along with everyone else.
Try to find out how we can get off this peak safely.
>>33155713
>>33155722
Shaymin: Yeah when fire doesn't kill me, then we can talk. Anyway, we got the thing.
Spiritomb: What the heck is this thing I was risking my neck for again?
Celebi: In the present day, this serves as the portal entrance to the hidden legendary sanctuary. Tapu Koko is destined to build said sanctuary, so we need to bring it to him. We just have to figure out how to get down from here.
Osha: Well, we could-
>>33155821TO BE CONTINUED
>>33155821
Wasn't our purpose to build a passage to the portal, and not build the sanctuary? I'm so confused.
Anyway, night OP. Thanks etc. etc.
>>33155832
Classic.
Thanks for the thread as always!
So, Fug is kill?
>>33155832
Everything finally worked out in the end. Thanks for the run, OP!
What form of autism is this? Holy fuucck.
>>33155832
Night OPI couldn't avoid noticing your pikmin amiibo, fuck, I didn't even knew the game was out. Is it any good? I want to play it but I'm currently trapped in shiny buneary's hell
Ran into some stuff, gotta end for now, but there's only a little bit of story stuff left in this time period, then we're going into the HOME STRETCH for this chapter.
>>33155848
That was the original purpose for the time travel, yes, but this and that happened and you also had to deal with actually building it too.
>>33155856
Can fug ever truly be kill? So long as we all keep fug in our hearts, minds, and TMs
>>33155873I didn't actually get the game, I just really like pikmin figures. Looks like it might be cool though
>>33155887
Yup, Fug's dead. RIP Fug. You will be missed. Especially when Groudon and Kyogre start acting up again.
>>33155887
Alright, I think I kind of get it now. See ya, OP. Hope that thing you ran into isn't too much of a problem.