Jokes

>>33148655
xD

Why did Gardenia return her 100% natural dildo? It was actually pseudo woodo!

Did you hear about the Serperior football match?
Of course you didn't, it had no coverage!

>>33148847
Nice one

What does Tobias eat his sandwiches on?
Dark rye!

>>33148847
>>33148890
You guys saved this shit thread

>>33148847
I'm pretty sure that I didn't hear about the Serperior football match because snakes don't have feet so they can't plat FOOTball.

>>33148655
Why did the baby dragon fall off of the cliff?
It couldn't see, it had a bag on.

>>33148655
Why did the pokemon go?
Nigger.

How do you call a Lopunny with twi brain cells?

Pregnant

>>33148655
Kill you are self

>>33148847
>what is hp fire
>what is dragon pulse

Sun and Moon

>>33148655
Why did the Pikachu get arrested?
Because he murdered someone.

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>>33150229

great thread dude

Why did Blaziken cross the road?

>>33150220
kek

>>33150260
because was an african american

>>33148655
Did you hear about the trainer that picked up an electrode thinking it was a pokéball?
He EXPLODED

>>33150249
Best one so far

>>33150274
Did you hear about the trainer who threw a voltorb in battle thinking it was one of his pokéballs?
He DIED IN EXPLOSION

What did the Ditto say to its trainer after he said "I'm gay?"
Haha Faggot

>>33150284
Did you hear about the trainer who wasn't paying attention and bumped into an electrode?
He went BOOM!!

>>33150284
Did you hear about the trainer who threw a Forrettress in battle thinking it was one of his Pokemon?
He'sPermanently Paralyzed due to Spinal Collapse

>>33150283
Pls kill me

>>33150293
Do you know what two electrodes do while hanging around in the power plant?
They EXPLODE

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>>33150284
>>33150285
>>33150293
>>33150295
>>33150299
Did you make that up yourselves, or did you get some wino downstairs to come up with it?

>>33150299
"The other day a trainer evolved his voltorb"
"really? must have been an amazing experience"
"not really, he WAS DESTROIED "

>>33150301
I'm making this shit up right now without thinking too much about the "joke".
After all they made a book about shitty jokes in the same way.
Almost forgot:
Do you know what two voltorbs do while rolling down the bike road?
They EXPLODE!!!

>>33150323
Do you know why shiny voltorbs are hard to catch?
Because they have 1/4096 chances to appear. also they EXPLODE

Why's it so hard to be banned from a console subreddit?

They don't have any mods

>>33150332
What does the drunk voltorb say to the faggot electrode?
HE WAS EXPLODED

>>33150343
Trainer1:"The other day I found a pokéball lying on the ground"
Trainer2 :"Lucky you, I only find Voltorbs"
Trainer1:"Ahah, you were DESTROIED ".

>>33150356
A trainer hears his PokéGear ringing, and answers the call.
He EXPLODED .
But then WHO WAS POKEGEAR? .
It was Voltorb. If you read this you were DESTROIED

>>33150370
Old faggot from the daycare:"You wouldn't believe this! We found an EGG! Inside the EGG there is VOLTORB."
EXPLODES IN LAUGHS WHILE GIVING YOU THE EGG

What do Brock's pants do around Nurse Jenny?

Nothing. Anime is not canon.

>>33150219
What are shitty non-STAB moves which are only used to not get completely walled by Ferro, Scizor, and Dragonite

>>33150412
Did you hear about the poképhile who wanted to fuck an Electrode?
He was arrested

>>33150435
How many pokéball does it take to catch a Voltorb?
I don't know because IT EXPLODES

What do you say to a guy who makes a bunch of shitty Voltorb and Electrode puns?
He [spoilers]BLOWS

>>33148655
Cur vocant "Pidgey" in lingua Latina nomen "Columbus", quod avem ordinariam significat?

Quod est avis ordinaria..

>>33150502
Looks like your shitty attempt at spoilers was DESTROYED
And you forgot
>intentionally shitty

>>33150461

New one:
What do the Voltorb say to the Lapras?
BOOOOOOM!!

>>33150268
FRIED CHICKEN

How was sex with Electrode last night?
EXPLOSIVE

>>33150539
Nooooo you're not supposed to make actually funny puns!
follow the guidelines
>>33150283

>>33150519
Do you know what happened to the trainer that went into the Power Plant?
HE WAS DESTROYED

>>33150502
For future reference, just press ctrl + s

Why was Flareon awkward at the party?
It had no moves.

Shit did I just kill this thread?

>>33150765
No. You simply
DESTROYED IT

Nevermind this thread was dead from the beginning.>>33150820

>>33150283
I just keep losing faith in humanity.

>What happened to the swimmer put her pokeballs in her bra?

SHE WAS FORCED TO GET A FUCKING MASECTOMY BECAUSE THE WERE VOLTORBS AND THEY EXPLODED

>>33150219
hp fire is shit, Dragon pulse is it's only decent coverage move and that just gets walled by any fucking fairy type.

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>>33150283
Y-you can't do this to me ...

>>33150532
Jesus Chris, there are so many ten year olds on this board.

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>>33152128
...I started this joke thread

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>>33152135
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I ....

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>>33152135
>>33152147
... SACRIFICED !?!?!?!

>>33152152
>>33152147
>>33152135
>>33152128
>>33152042
>> basically anyone who made an Electrode/Explode/Self Destruct joke way after they got old

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOOWNNN

>>33150283
Not even a kid would find this funny, who the fuck is this marketed to? Who's this supposed to appeal to?!
I'm completely sure that entire book must've been written within an hour.

>>33152873
>minecraft
autists would be my guess

>>33152873
>Who is this marketed to?
Minecraft players. That explains everything.