New Mystery Files, please any anon to translate
http://www.pokemon.jp/special/mystery
>>33146585
What???!?!?!?
>>33146648
COSMIC TYPE CONFIRMED!1
Since all these stuff ended in a shitty event, I guess nobody cares about this.
>>33146648
>cocks
>>33146648
>"Cosmo power" is a technique of Pokemon raising his own bladder and cocks by incorporating the power of mystery from outer space.
>>33146648
This is fine
>>33146648
I thought it was going to hint at a relation between space pokemon and UBs from your reaction
>>33146865
>implying it isn't all but confirmed already
>>33146585
>that filename
go back to your shitty facebook fanpages juan
>>33146648
Some Pokémon come from outer space.
>>33146912
There's literally zero in the games indicating any relation between UBs and Earth-dimension space Pokémon. Neck yourself.