ITT: Pokemon you wish didn't evolve.

>>33144688
Rhydon

Lickitung

Crabrawler, but only because Crabominable should have been a counterpart or split evo

>>33144688
Magneton, Golbat, Onix, Chansey, Seadra, Scyther, Electabuzz, Porygon,

chansey is the only correct answer because of eviolite.

the rest is just autists nitpicking

>>33144844
you're an autist nitpicking over competitive

>>33144844
Shoo, shoo, Smogon coon!

>>33144859
>why can't I just keep my magmar as a magmar instead of finding an magmarizer and trading it?

>>33144882
Because then you're faltering to competition, other people will evolve theirs, and if you refuse to evolve yours you embrace a disadvantage.

>Pokemon I wish were worse for no reason

???

>>33144688
>>33144701
>>33144748
>>33144751
>>33144802
>>33144844
((((B))))

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>>33144688

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>>33144802

>>33145435
>implying people use magmortar anyway

>>33144802
Completely disagree with most of these, except Magneton, Scyther and Electabuzz.
Scizor was a cool concept when I was 12, but I've always preferred Scyther.

Also agree on Magmar and especially Rhydon. Rhyperior is hands down the worst evolution GameFreak ever shat upon us.

>>33144802
>not liking steelix
>worst taste

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>>33144688
Horrible taste senpai.

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>>33144688
Why?

Magmortar has less random shit strapped on it, it's forehead don't look like asscheeks, and it has fucking cannon arms.

It looks way better. Also magmar gets eviolite out of it.

>>33145502
>>33144802
I like scyther and Magneton better then their evos but they both benefit a lot from eviolite.

>>33145821
Magmortar also has giant, creepy looking lips. I'm not OP, but personally that one feature has always been the major turn-off for me about Magmortar.

>>33144688
Torchic
Litten

>>33145895
And magmar doesnt? People say magmortar looks awful but magmar has literally the worst design of gen 1.

>>33145924
Magmar has a bill you idiot. In what universe is Magmar worse than Jynx or Mr. Mime? Your hyperbole just shows your butthurt, mortarfag

Tangela, Magmar, Electabuzz, Misdreavus, Yanma, Magneton, Lickitung, Rhydon, Porygon2, Dusclops, Gligar, Nosepass, Togetic, Piloswine, Murkrow, Aipom

>>33144688
Obviously Roselia, Roserade is a shit mon

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>>33144802
>thinking steelix and scizzor are bad
Reeeeeee get out of my board

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>>33144802
>golbat
>porygon
What?!?!?!?

>>33144748
this.

>>33144802
Seadra as well. Kingdra looks like shit. also how is losing your poison point ability good at all? I guess the dragon type and barely any weaknesses is worth it? shit mon nonetheless.

there is not a SINGLE bad cross-gen evo

fuck you all

>>33148656
>rhyperior

>>33148943
It's only bad because Rhydon already ruined the line.
>b-b-but it's the first mon
Then they should've made a more appropriate first stage for it.

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>>33144688
Most disappointing evolution ever.

>>33149059
Rhydon is great though, what's your issue with him?

I would agree that Rhyhorn litterally being made out of rock is cooler but Rhydon is fine

>>33149071
The neck is just so fucking stupid, holy shit.

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>>33144688
Rhyperior has no reason to exist. No one looks at Rhydon and goes "hey, this Pokémon doesn't feel complete, it should evolve once more. It becomes ugly and gets +10 on almost all stats. No, seriously, that's it. What was the point?

All of the Alola starters, Pikipek, Crabrawler, Cutiefly, Rockruff, Mareanie, Mudbray, Morelull, Salandit, Stufful, Bounsweet, Jangmo-o... basically 90% of Gen 7 because their evos fucking suck.

>>33149071
Murkrow as well anon..

>>33144688
Why would you wish this on any Pokemon you like? It only serves to give it Eviolite. If you don't like the evolution just ignore it exists.

>>33148656

Only right answer in this thread

>>33148595
>Seadra as well. Kingdra looks like shit.
Shit taste

>>33144751
Definitely counterpart. Why does a boxer evolve into a sparring partner? If anything it should be the other way around

>>33148595
nigger get out

Crabrawler.

I wish it was a strong, 450-500 BST single-stage Fighting type like Sawk, Throh, Hawlucha, and the Hitmons (Tyrouge doesn't count, fuck off) etc.

Reason? Crabominable was executed poorly. Also Crabrawler's BST is too low as an early-game Pokemon, so it can't even make do with Eviolite late-game.

>>33151310

NO! The Crabominable transformation is only granted to Crabrawlers who have enough balls to climb snowy mountains. Instead of succumbing to the harsh cold and howling winds and freezing to death like the unworthy, they strive to live. They adapt. They evolve into the ice beast.

>>33148595
>Poison Point
>Good
>better than Swift Swim

Congratulations, your opinion manages to be the worst in this dumpster fire of a thread

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>>33151310
The trainee becomes the trainer. Makes sense to me. Crabominable is still trash regardless of lore, though.
>>33151475
We know. That doesn't make the design good.

>>33144688
Wartortle, Vigoroth and Dragonair.

Looks nothing like Blastoise, Slaking has such a shitty ability to compensate for its high stats and Dragonite should be a more majestic serpent, not some yellow Barney thing.

>>33144688
You know you don't have to evolve her, right? In-fact you can level her up all the way to level 100 and she wont evolve

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>>33144688
Him

>>33149137
No clue. I hate Rhyperior, but it did give Rhydon access to eviolite and that is a great blessing.