Lucario is REAL and he tried to SUCK my DICK

>>33136562
what the hell have you been smokin boy

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>>33136819
I chuckled at this.

>>33136562
Bigfoot tried to eat my ass also.

>>33136562
All Pokémon species are real.

>>33136831
now listen here boy. have you been smokin Alaskan thunderfuck. if so SHARE IT

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>>33136562
Gardevoir is real and she's in my tool shed tooling around

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Machamp is REAL and he TOOK my LUNCH MONEY

>>33136831
Loch Ness monster is into the fart fetish

>>33136853
>tfw I just bought some from my dispensary

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Gourgeist is REAL and she MADE me BREAKFAST

>>33136913
Machamp isn't a bully, you fucking idiot

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>>33136562
All Pokémon are real.

>>33136999
I know. Machamp is a lift spotting bro. I just made bullshit up like OP did.

Good to see trips not going to waste.

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>>33136562
>allowing those sharp razor teeth to have way near your sensitive parts

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>>33136562
Buzzwole is REAL and he tried to FIST my ASS

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Swanna is REAL and he made a MESS of my POTS and PANS

>>33137168
>he

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This is my new gf she want star a sushi bar restaurant, but need some of money, maybe if each one can give she tree fiddy

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>>33136562
Lunala is real

>>33137346
And did she try to DO a THING?

>>33137168
THIS IS WHY YOU GET A HERACROSS

>>33136562
was he proud of his power?

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>>33136562
Necrozma is real and he shoved a prism up my ass