I brought you a new hat /vp/!

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Hold on, let me get my straw.

>>33134252
Aw thank you :)

Is it odd that I find Nihilego sexy?

>>33134918
No

>>33134918
Yes

>>33134918
No

>>33134918
Yes

>>33134918
maybe

>>33134918
Yes

>>33134918
Nah, SM is a lewd as fuck game.

Like I don't find it fucking girls sexy, I find Nihilego itself sexy.

>>33134918
>>33134965
It's perfectly normal anon.
/d/ welcomes you with open arms.

>>33134947
>>33134953
>>33134957
Imagine how great a sloppy tentaclejob from this thing would feel.

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I know this will sound like roleplay, but it`s a serious issue. I need to solve it before I do something crazy.

Since I`ve seen the UB01, I`ve liked it. I wanted to hug it, I wanted to pet it. It's so cute.

But when I actually played the game, and I saw that it's a literal parasite, that kicked my true obsession. I wanted to host it. A relationship of mutual benefit, a nobody taking protection and an empowered nobody offering protection.

Yet I know that it`ll never happen, because reality sucks. All I can do is pet and feed it on Refresh.

This isn`t enough for me. Every night, I dream about Nihilego. Today I broke down and started crying. I wished I could`ve slept more to dream about it.

I often dream about people mocking me for my appearance. But since I've played the game, that stopped happening. Because I'm hosting Nihilego. I finally have the courage to tell people to fuck off, to beat them up, to defend myself. I dream about doing crazy things that I wouldn't before. All for the sake of me and Nihilego. It gave me the self esteem that I lacked.

I`ve started researching on how to give myself a coma so I could dream more about it. Even if it`s just dreams, being with Nihilego would make me happy.

But there`s a risk I`d die. If I die, I`ll never see Nihilego again, even if it`s on the game or the 3DS.

What should I do /vp/? Please help... I feel hopeless. I don't want to die, but I don't want to continue suffering either.

>>33135050
lusamine pls

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>>33135050
BOI you better be baiting

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>>33135050

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>>33135050

>>33134252
Finally a good hat for my dick!

>>33135195
This. We need more pictures of it being fucked. Would /d/ even allow a thread about men fucking squid creatures?

>>33134252
>Posting this 40yo instead of her cutie daughter

>>33135220
Are you blind? That's the 40 year old with her cutie daughter

>>33135050
>using a grave accent instead of an apostrophe

This triggers me more than the autism honestly.

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>>33135050

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>>33135050
Stop growing unhealthy attachments to fictional things

>>33135316
Shut the fuck up Vargrozma.

>>33135272
It's like some issue with esl keyboards or something. Happens commonly on nipland.

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>>33135050
I thought Lusamine was in a coma, who let her on /vp/?

>>33136383
>tfw still no doujinshi of nihilego forcibly taking over lillie and making her breed with everything in sight

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>>33136391
I would cum buckets
Especially if it were from the same artist

>>33134252
yuri

>>33135050
How would you feel about a Nihilego hat?

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UB-01 is fun for all ages!

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>>33135050

This freaky shit might be right up your alley.

http://www.mcstories.com/Adaptation/index.html

>>33135050
Anon? Are you still alive?

>>33134918
is a cute alien ojou-sama, so no

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>>33137462
>>33134252

No. I don't wanna barbaric and savage.

>>33134918
>he actually put it on his head

>>33135050
It's insanity like this and the "write paragraphs for your waifu" thread from earlier that give me hope.

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>>33135050
>Lusamine, the fan fic
Not bad anon.

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>>33139581
>Rock/Poison
Now that I see this, what typing you thought Nihilego was before its reveal?

>>33140879
Water/Poison

>>33140879
Normal/Ghost

>>33140879
something involving Fairy

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>>33135050
This is some god tier bait anon I will give you that

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>>33136049
>theres a real 2channer on /vp/

>>33135050
Are you related to the tile fucker from /v/ by any chance?

>>33135050
/r/ing drawanon to draw hostanon getting tentacle cuddles from his hatwaifu. Payment in advance with these digits

>>33135050
>all these replies to this old ass pasta
fucking newfags i swear

>>33135050
Go see a doctor.
Get some help.