Questions that don't deserve their own thread

>>33129566
Yes

Can a human impregnate a pokemon?

>>33129566
Do trainers eat their own pokemon?

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>>33131522
No

>>33131609
Yes

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Is mew pregnant?

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>>33131630
Yes

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>>33131622
>no

>>33131651
Is mew going to give birth to Mewthree?

>>33131630
No just an unflattering angle.

>>33131665
Did you not see my pic?

>>33131676
I think he's referring to impregnate Pokémon.

what information about usum is out right now? I don't know anything about the games

>>33131692
Oh didn't notice the meme arrow.

>>33131665
Humans and Pokémon are different species and thus can't breed.

>>33131704
But there's never been an official statement from GameFreak stating humans cannot impregnate pokemon.
What you're saying makes sense and I agree with it, however it is pure headcanon until GF makes a statement on it.

>>33131725
Shit you got me there...

>>33129566
Why are so many posts on /vp/ about having sex with pokemon?

>>33131703
apparently you don't know how to google, either

>>33131522
Only Pokémon in the Human-Like Egg Group or Ditto.

Theoretically you could breed with a Pokémon that's in both the Human-Like group and another group, and then your offspring could breed with could breed with anything in that egg group, allowing the possibility of endless human/Pokémon hybridization.

But as we've seen hybrids don't seem to exist in Pokémon, or if they do we'd have to use actual breeding methods and not just the "dude eggs lmao" mechanics in the games.

>>33134583
Little else to talk about with the games being so uninterestingly formulaic, no news for future games, the anime being arguably the most boring it's ever been and the competitive scene being completely stagnant.

I'd gather as many as half of Pokefucking posts are just shitposts because they're the only thing that makes the poster feel alive. It's like people cutting themselves at this point.

Most actual Pokefuckers went back to their safespaces.

>>33129566
Why everyone thinks Ash-Decidueye will be a thing?

>>33131704
Except lions and tigers are different species too and ligers exist, different species doesn't always mean complete genetic incompatibility, sometimes they're close enough to produce offspring that will be infertile but viable enough to survive if only a short while. As most pokemon can cross-breed successfully with a lot of other pokemon and the number of hints at humans being pokemon too/humans hooking up with pokemon throughout the franchise I think it's a safe bet that pokemon have much similar genetics to each other than real world animals and humans probably fit within at least the human-form egg group but probably a few more, although unless different enough from real world humans(considering there doesn't seem to be any evidence suggesting we're even close enough to other real world primates for that to work anymore) it probably doesn't go both ways and thus except for ditto the offspring would always be the pokemon because they'd be the mother which determines the species when both parents are pokemon and if humans are pokemon they likely follow the same rule anyway, if not some weird hybrid abomination that may or may not last to it's first birthday.

>>33134891
Pokémon fans are even bigger "muh patterns" autists than Smashfags

Has anyone else noticed a difference in SOS calling between different games? After chaining a bunch of shinies in Sun I switched over to Moon to chain a shiny Sandshrew and encountered something weird I hadn't noticed before.

In Sun, after it says "X called for help!" the camera pans up for about three seconds (accompanied by a series of three ellipses) before panning back down and announcing whether the call was successful or not. But in Moon only one ellipsis is displayed. This means that SOS calls take around three times as long in Sun as they do in Moon.

Sun is a physical cart updated to the latest version, and Moon is an un-updated digital version, so I don't know if the bug is exclusive to Moon, to digital versions of both games, or to an older software version of both games. Has anyone else experienced this?

Did the Japanese Colosseum bonus disc also have an unused Jirachi programmed in like the North American Colosseum bonus disc had an unused Celebi? I swear I remember reading something like that, but now I can't find any information for it.

>>33136728
I can't compare to Moon, but that is what happens in Sun.

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>>33131704
>implying cats and whales are