Story time

>>33127708
Suddenly, John decided to kill himself
-The end

>>33127708
haha i always wondered if the zigzag pattern in his belly was his mouth wouldn't that be kinda hot haha

>>33127717
The autistic kid in the back then said "Heroes never die!" as he raised his hands in an attempt to revive the fallen snowver

>>33127708
just inject lol

>>33127731
>>33127737
The autistic kid uttered as he stabbed his epi pen into Jhon (who tried killing himself by consuming a large amount of Mago Berries which he is allergic to.) Suddenly Jhon opened his eyes.

>>33127772
"Ah have seen the great beyohnd!" Shouted Jhon, as he raised his arms into the air. "All of us will be found wahnting in the eyes of tha lord if we stay as we ah."

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Fuck you all this was a nice thread

>>33127824
"If we stay as we are?" the autistic kid repeated. "What happens if we don't?"

>>33131093
Then Jhon whipped out his 20 inch dick. "Suck my Jhon-son." said Jhon

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Suddenly the bravest bird came crashing in with a fiery glow and looked Jhon right in the eye

>>33131260

then jhon died

>>33131294
and came back to life thanks to the autistic kid's wizard powers

>>33131313

and then jhon was a zombie

>>33131319
with a fully erect 50 inch pen0r

>>33131335

that rpomptly god chopped off

>>33131336
but jhon has regeneration powers so it came back bigger and stronger than ever

>>33131350
But then the Bravest Bird unleashed a Supersonic Skystrike on Jhon's benis, cutting it off completely and burning the area to a point where it will obviously never grow back.
BB then turned his head and appeared to look at something that wasn't there, almost like a fourth wall. "Stop trying to take this story in a sexual direction degenerate" BB said to the invisible fourth wall.
"What do you mean by this?" The autistic kid, Satosh, asked "Nothing seems to make sense today!"

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>>33127708
I want to fuck snover

>>33131367
so now Satosh looked at the place which once had Jhon's penis and it looked like a vagina. Satosh's weenie grew 2 centimeters and he got really horny

>>33131403
Suddenly Jhon's corpse rose from the ground, with his arms lazily lolling around. His empty irises stared blankly at Satosh. Jhon slowly opened his mouth, with what appeared to be steam desperately escaping from his gaping mouth. Suddenly, Jhon spoke in a deep, breathy, and unfamiliar voice,
"Foolish child. Don't you know that God has forsaken you? You were put on this pitiful Earth to rot. Your futile effort to justify your life is meaningless in the eyes of God. Your corpse will be forgotten in the dust like the millions of life forms and civilizations before you. Satosh, will you accept this fate, and forgive your creator, or will you appose him and live an eternal life of damnation?"
Jhon's irises went full black in an instant, and his body dropped back into crater formed by bird who killed him.

Jhon opened the door, got on the floor, and joined everyone in walking the dinosaur.

>>33131437
then Satosh stuck is erect pecker in Jhon's dead corpse cause he was horny.

>>33131470
BB yelled at him, "Satosh you fucking pervert! Didn't you learn a damn thing?"

>>33131513
"No it's cause I'm autistic." said Satosh

>>33131543
Satosh then threw some pebbles at BB, causing the latter to violently explode.

>>33131550
"You blew up the ladder dumbass! Now how am I supposed to get at that really high thing?"

>>33131563
"If you truly cherish Pokemon, your undying bond will shoot you to the top!" Satosh proclaimed, posing dramatically, stepping on Jhon's soiled corpse.

>>33131598
"Fucking autist"

>>33131601
"That's me." He said, cracking a goofy looking grin. He then felt a tug on his pants, it was Pikachu, his lifelong companion. "Hey Satosh, you mind I borrow a thunderstone?"

>>33131687
"A thunderstorm?"

>>33127717
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jhon
>Jhon is a different spelling of John which seems to be mostly found in Spanish-speaking countries...

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>>33131694
Pikachu then impaled Satoshi with an Iron Tail attack.
"Stop forcing shitty meme." Pikachu growled.
Pikachu then grabbed the thunderstone Satoshi had concealed under his hat and used it to evolve himself into a Raichu.

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boi