tell me /vp/ are you over 25?

>>33113761
Yes.

>>33113761
>Yes, Mr. Trevenant.

>>33113761
yes, over 25 girls

do i have to play this game

>>33113876
do you have a pc anon?

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>>33113761
26 here

veinte

>>33113876
No, you already lost The Game,

>>33113761
No but I'll be 21 in a few days and feel sad about, time passes so fast...

Ys

>>33113761
Thankfully not yet.

>>33113761
I just turned 25

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>>33113761
>29

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>>33113761
No, but closer than I'd like.

>>33115622
Stop forcing memes

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I'm 31.

In 1999 (seventh grade) I got $75 for my birthday and gave it to another kid at school for his clear Game Boy Pocket and copy of Pokemon Blue. That kid got pissed at me for deleting his save file with a Charizard named Birdhouse in order to start my own game.

It's been love ever since. I remember going to my local mall for an official Red/Blue tournament held as a promotion for Pokemon Stadium 1. You had to beat two rounds of other trainers using link cables and then you got a chance to connect your cartridge to a Pokemon Stadium demo station and challenge a Nintendo rep to a battle. I beat the Nintendo rep with Gengar, Golem and Pidgeot. The prize was a shitty baseball cap.

I remember finding early Misty hentai on AOL and printing out copies of the pictures to hide in the pages of books on the shelf above my bed. That one picture where she's sitting on Staryu was a favorite. I stared at the pic attached every night under the covers and kissed it before I fell asleep.

I remember downloading the Japanese ROM for Pokemon Gold before it ever came to the United States, and struggling through the game without having any fucking idea what was going on.

I played on and off through the consequent generations, remakes, and so on. Some I enjoyed, some I found kind of dull. I never take them too seriously, though. They're about having fun! Sun and Moon were okay. I liked a lot of the new designs and the setting was cozy. The supporting characters, cutscenes and plot were tiring. I'm looking forward to SM2.

>>33113761
No. But I will be in a few years. People's fascination over age makes me curious.

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>>33116194
>I remember finding early Misty hentai on AOL and printing out copies of the pictures to hide in the pages of books on the shelf above my bed. That one picture where she's sitting on Staryu was a favorite. I stared at the pic attached every night under the covers and kissed it before I fell asleep.
shit like this never ceases to amaze me
The most autistic thing I ever did like this was for like a month I had a crush on emma stone or what's her fuck, and had a page that had her picture dogeared in a book

but like
kissing it?
I don't understand

>>33116229
not that guy but you really never kissed a picture before?

>>33116229
It was 1999 and I was a fat awkward pre-teen with no actual idea how to even successfully masturbate. I had read a passage in a novel my sister owned where it described a young man ejaculating as just a sudden warm oozing sensation accompanied by overwhelming guilt. I used to just hold my penis in my fingertips until it got hard and then panic that it was going to erupt blood and if I went any further.

>>33116245
>>33116261
Is kissing pictures an american thing?

>>33116207
>People interested to know if your brain is fully developed makes me courious

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>>33113761
im a qt 29 year old asian man that could still pass as a teenager

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>2025
>still no Pokemon game exclusive to people who own computers and are above the age 25

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>25 in 2 months

It's all downhill from here.

>>33118681
Haha, no. Downhill would imply that it gets easier. It's actually all uphill, but it gets harder and harder to climb, rest stops are few and far between, and at the top of the hill you die.

>>33113761
I turn 25 next month.

Thirty later in the year here. Though I pass more for 20 without my beard and 40 with it.

Which has led to hilarious situations where I get told off by people for letting my kid smoke... The kid being my brother who is less than 2 years younger than I am but looks more like he's 12.

>>33116519
I thought it was a french thing right before the arab shoots you.

34. Not NEET either.

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>>33116229
This post makes me curious

Tell me something, /vp/
How did you discover masturbation?

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>>33113761
>27
>still no bf or gf
I've accepted that I'll die alone and playing pokemon

>>33118940
>discover porn
>guy jerks himself off at the end
>just copy him

I imagine most people did this

>>33118985
That sounds lame as fuck

>>33118940
>tfw I started out masturbating with my foot

>>33118940
TV shows made it clear but I didn't do it until I broke down and succumbed to temptation thanks to you fucks in 2010

>>33119013
Did you become a footfag because of that?

>>33118940
When I was younger I would lay on the bathroom floor after a shower and look at my hard cock. Did this for month before >>33118985 basically happened.

>>33119074
But vp didn't exist in 2010

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>>33113761
20, but why the fuck you wanna know

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>>33113761
Nah i'm 22 but i don't play Pokemon anymore. My first Pokemon game was Pokemon Diamond and my last Pokemon Platinum. Funny, i got into Pokemon on Gen 4 and quited there

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>>33119340
Why are you on /vp/ then if you've only played two games that were both in the same region?

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>>33119340
How disgusting. Get out of my /vp/

>>33119340
>quited

>>33113761 (OP)
18, but don't tell anyone desu

>>33119340
>quited
Underage detected, mods please ban

>>33119340
bait/10

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>>33119355
When i heard Pokemon SM would be the ultimate pokemon game i got hype. Also, because everyone was saying Ash would finally win a Lague after almost 20 years. In the end i bought a 2DS for Sun but because of how shitty the Demo was i ended up not buying it. Seeing everyone say it is the worst Pokemon game ever makes me glad i didn't bought it, besides a new version is coming so.

>>33119415
>implying /vp/ is everyone

>>33119520
/v/ hates it too

>>33119326
>he wasn't here for BW1 pre-release

>>33119549
/v/ hates so many things, you almost never know what they actually like, hence why no one takes them serious.

>>33119589
>>33119549
/v/ doesn't plays video-games

>>33113761
29 here

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>>33118940
>touch self
>find out it feels good
>keep touching self
>find out religion says touching self is bad
>stop touching self
>by teaching me how to not touch myself, I learn more about it
>resume better than ever

25, no job, no hopes, no anything.

>>33113761
By a fucking lot.

>>33118940
By fucking a body pillow, but I didn't realize this until 6 or 7 years later. My first time actually masturbating was watching a youtube video of a camgirl with big titties

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>>33118940
>13 years old
>Biology teacher gives us a 10 minute meditation time before every class so we are relaxed and ready
>he goes to the restroom
>That One Kid that would sell photos of his anus for one dollar grabs his pants and starts moaning
>everyone gets distracted and yell at him
>teacher comes back from the restroom and one girl tells him what happened
>the kid gets sent to the principal's office
>Bio teacher gives us a sermon and explains about MUH AUTOEROTISM

>months pass
>still thinking about it
>one night notice a bulge between my legs
>OwO
>touch it
>realise it is my dick
>start rubbing it
>feels weird
>keep doing it for a few nights
>suddenly get an idea
>what would happen if instead of rubbing it against my hand, I grabbed it and started pulling?
>feels good
>start feeling weird
>come
>the sheets are stained with something weird
>it's dark so can't see
>think it is blood
>rush to the bathroom
>look at dick
>something white is coming from it
>remember our biology classes about human reproduction
>so this is cum, uh?
>put a little in my tongue
>nearly puke
>decide to never fap again
>still fap the next night
>and the next
>and the next

>next year
>be in Spanish class
>That One Kid got expelled for something unrelated
>short, annoying kid that wants to look cool but is both retarded and a dick so no one likes him puts his hand in his pants
>no one notices
>five minutes later
>he is sweating
>trying to contain his moans
>treambling
>blushing
>girl notices and screams
>the entire school finds out about the incident
>he gets made fun of because of it
>decide that I don't want something similar happen to me
>decide to quite fapping
>still fap that night
>promise myself I will stop fapping when I'm 20
>mfw this is my last year of fapping

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>>33113761
yes. and married with kids.

am i still allowed to play?

>>33113761
I'm 25.5
Was an avid fan until 6th gen.
mega evos are stupid as fuck.

>>33119918
It's not like we can stop you. Congrats on being a parent I guess.

>>33116194
Thanks for the story anon! Im 3 years behind you so just missed out on stuff like that.

>>33120013
oh, please. if i really could, i'd sell my kids for a pack of beer. never have them.

>>33113761
I'm exactly 25 but haven't played the games since BW

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>>33120080
i feel bad for you kids, having such a bad dad

>>33120121
>implying i'm male

that's fine. after you have kids, you'll slowly start having those thoughts. guaranteed that you will.

>>33120193
I'm not straight

Give me 7 years.

>>33118940
At 7 years old I realized how to masturbate by rubbing the head of my penis through pants, but I never came.

First time I came was when I was 11, and I tasted my cum.

>>33120193
>i hate my kids
>even though i'm the one selfishly had them
i hate fucks like you

>>33119852
too long with little to no worth

are you 13 years old?

I've never mastubated in my life, i dunno.
I don't have a urge and i dont like girls

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>>33120258
yeah, you obviously can't really understand. enjoy your day, anon.

>>33118940
I played Soul Caliber IV too much when I was 12-13, and had a huge crush on Sophitia. I imagined her touching over my body, eventually fingering me, which I emulated.

>>33120294
whatever i'm just triggered. you have a nice day too.

>>33120256
How was the cum
Did you like the taste

>>33113761
I am 25

>>33121307
gross

>>33121425
Was it gross just because of that post orgasmic guilt

>>33118940
In seventh grade accidentally when I had a boner while laying down while watching TV. I moved up to get closer and you get the rest. It's been an addiction ever since and I wish it didn't happen. I'm 19.

>>33119571
Story? Who made you do it?

>>33116194
this is sad

>>33121469
dude, sex is gross

>>33120193
I'm sorry you fell for the parenthood meme.

>tfw I'm 26 but my friend only just turned 24
>can't play this game with him
>describe it to him, but he doesn't really get it
god I can't fucking wait until he's 25. he MUST play this game

Yep 31 here.

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>>33113761

>>33120226
Enjoy your AIDS then senpai

>>33120273
Are you retarded?

>>33118940
When i was 12 i just heard my classmates talking about it and i got curious and tried it out for myself when i got home

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>>33123634
Stop posting Masuda

>>33120193
Tits or GTFO.

>>33121738
What

>>33116194
>I remember downloading the Japanese ROM for Pokemon Gold before it ever came to the United States, and struggling through the game without having any fucking idea what was going on.

There were GBC emulators at that time?

>>33118940
Spice channel briefly de-blurred on my parents cable package. I was ~13, learned I could watch certain porn movies on certain scrambled channels at certain points and they would de-scramble for several minutes... And then, adult fanfiction.

>>33113761
No.

>>33118940
Got molested at a sleepover by friends older sister. Still fap to the memory of it.

Since someone will probably ask
>woke up and went to the bathroom
>sister in hall she corners me
>puts hand over my mouth and brings me back in bathroom
>takes off her top
>pulls my pants down
>strokes me
>scared af but it feels good
>she kisses me while stroking me
>lets me touch her
>makes me lick her nipples
>touch her cunny
>makes me lick her a bit
>dunno wat do but try
>she stands back up and jerks me again
>gets on her knees
>sucks me
>weird feeling
>cum in her mouth
>she swallows most and wipes some that fell on her tits away
>she pees on toilet while I'm standing there
>gets dressed
>threatens to kill me if I tell anyone
>nod and promise to stay quiet
>pull up pants
>lay in bed thinking about it while my friend snoozes soundly all night
>avoid sleepovers for a while
>discover masturbation and love it
>go back to friends house
>let girl molest me again
>repeat a few times
>let her ride my dick eventually
>family moves
>never see her again
>constantly tap to memories

>98 replies
>4 people get the reference
This meme is shit /v/, just let it die already

>>33113761

>First time I saw a pic of Treevenant I saw it as a towering giant tree
>It's actually smaller than fucking Whimsicott

>>33116194
nice blog faggot

>>33113761
No...

I'm 28.

>>33118940
I knew about masturbation for a while before I actually tried it. The first time I fapped to the first result of "sexy naked anime girl" on google images

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>tfw exactly 5 years to go before I can see what the fuss is all about

>>33127030
do you remember which particular "sexy naked anime girl" it was

>>33126535
Yes.

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>>33113761
Yes. I'm 26. I regret nothing

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>>33118940
At 19 I was wearing sexy shit while browsing Sonic porn and decided to touch it.

Never I thought that it would seal my destiny as a furfag and pokephile. 3D never made me even remotely interested.

>>33127028
>Age is 28 and last two digits are 28
Wow, fuck

>>33130887
What kind of sexy shit were you wearing?

30 and married. Got her into Pokemon. No regrets.

>>33131818
Babydoll.

Nah, I'm 20 and I started with Pokemon Diamond.

...Still waiting for that damn remake.

I'm over 9000

>>33126606
hottest one itt

>>33126606
how long ago was the last time you met

>>33132021
>Underage

32, married, business owner, /fit/

No regrets

>>33132895
Do the underage even know that meme?

>>33119340
Wow, so I guess I'm not the only one who's only played a few games but still dabbles around with the franchise for different reasons. Out of the main series games, I've only played Red, Blue, and Silver, but Red is the only one I've ever beaten. I've also played Snap and Colosseums 1 and 2. Been around since the very beginning though.

>>33126637
how does this meme work?

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>>33126606
I shouldn't be getting this hard, but I am.

>>33118940
One of my friends told me about it and how it's pathetic that guys do that to themselves when there are women to do it for us. I laughed it off, then curiosity got to me, and I haven't been able to recover since.

>>33131976
After ORAS I'm hoping we never get that remake. I don't want Sinnoh to get butchered like they did Hoenn, you know they'd put either Masuda or Ohmori on it.

27 here. I love the world pokemon has created and the creativity it inspires. The last few installments however have been pretty mediocre imo.