this is OFFICIAL ART why did they make it so sexy?

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>>33112987
You call that sexy? Check this out.

>>33112987
Because Selazzle is sizzling

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on first row of results when you google salazzle

what a masterpiece of a creation

>>33112987
Salazzle's purpose in the world is to be a slut. Just look at its Pokédex entries.

would you rather fuck a salazzle or a male sylveon's tight little twink fairy ass?

>>33113162
I'd prefer a female because I'm not a degenerate waste of oxygen

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>>33113162

>>33112987
Worst Gen 7 design, it hurts me even more cause I loved Salandit's.

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>>33113026
>how scalies see salazzle

>how i see salazzle

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>>33112987
>>33113026
>ywn have your dick sucked by Slut Lizard
Why even live?

>>33113196
pranking Salazzle friend best Salazzle

>>33113043

Salazzle isn't a Slut Pokémon.

>>33113233

if you don't want to fuck salazzle you are gay

that is a creation of pure feminine sex appeal

>>33113245
I want to be fucked by a Salazzle's dick

>>33113196
Salazzle (F) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Dragon Tail
- Substitute

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>>33113208
At least you aren't like that faggot in the last waifu thread that bought a Salazzle dakimakura.

>>33113263

...source?

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>>33113043
Salazzle isn't a slut Pokémon.

>>33113277
Artist is Shirokoma.

>>33113245
It's a damn animal, why would I want to fuck it?

>>33113303
Pokémon are not animals.

>>33113303

da fuck is this

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>>33113196
this; salazzle is for friend, not fug

>>33113300
It releases pheromones just so that other males can fuck it.

Meh, at least it has some reasonable lore going for it

At least it's not Tsareena which is just fetishbait for the sake of it

>>33113399
>Oblivious

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>>33113340

are there any pokemon that are black cock sluts?

it's the only thing that does it for me anymore

>>33113416
the one you self-insert as

>>33112996
If Tsareena is Niki Minaj then who is salazzle?

>>33113026
You know Google search varies with your browsing habits, right?

>>33113410
If that's the fucked up shit you're into we should talk.

>>33113330
>>33113310
Stop it, get some help.

>>33113512
Not for images, it doesn't. Look for Salazzle and you'll have the same results.

>>33113345
Pokémon are our lovers.

>>33113555
There is nothing wrong with loving a Pokémon.

>>33113416
Shiny tapu koko

>>33113917

Nice lizard Pokémon.

Why do Pokemon dicks look like human dicks or do human dicks look like Pokemon dicks?

>>33113260
verlisify is gonna see this post and be like "i might try that! looks OP!"

more salazzling

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>>33112987
Fuck the guy that thought making a male form was a bad idea.
We could've gotten a nice waifu AND a badass reptile in one go

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>>33114253

>>33113196
I agree anon. It just looks like something out of Jurassic Park to me

>>33112987
Those thighs.

>>33114259

Pokémon pussy far more important.

>Salazzle gets a male form in USUM
>It continues the bandit theme
>Physical attacker to counteract femazzle's special oriented stats
>Learns a physical poison or fire type move that can steal items
Is it good now?

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>>33114253
why is all of the male zoroark porn complete garbage

>>33115520
It isn't, just this one particular image

>>33115520
>>33115619
Can't handle the human dick

>>33115696
Not dumbass oversized shit, no

i love big cocks

but not horse size

>>33114253
Would a Zoroark even have a human-like dick?

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>>33115696
>fur seamlessly becoming smooth human dick

>>33115783
You don't see hair on human dicks despite it being surrounded by pubic hair

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>>33115832
yes but these dicks are colored the same as the fur of the creatures wielding it. is your human dick the same color as your pubic hair?

>>33113399
moths release pheromones, but you don't go around fucking moths...i hope

>>33113026
Why is it wearing a bikini bottom?

>>33115922

covering some fat pussy lips

>>33115906
Well of course not. They're far too small.

>>33113399
Owner of a harem is not a slut.
Slut implies you're owned by many, not that you own many. Owning many is an Alpha/Boss Bitch.

>>33114259
Humans are pokemon, remember?
That's why they used to marry.

>>33113263
...it just now dawned on me why every female anime character in history has art like this. I always thought it was just a sexy meme. It's literally for the purpose of printing onto pillowcases, isn't it.

>>33115891
How do you know he doesn't have grey skin?

>>33112987
Dude it's a lizard.

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>>33113399
>pheromones
that smell isn't pheremones

>>33115832
Mine has it.
I also have pearly penile papules, wisdom teeth, and can wiggle my ears, so I have pretty primitive genetics period.

>>33115984
Are you an Australian abbo?

>>33116026
No. Southern USA white male, primarily Scottish ancestry like most just past the Appalachians.

My best guess is that isolation-induced inbreeding causes traits that would otherwise be bred away to be retained.

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>>33116275
>Southern USA white male, primarily Scottish ancestry like most just past the Appalachians.

>>33115783
What kind of penis should a Zoroark have?

>>33115984
>pearly penile papules
>dick head is growing spines like a bloody cat
Well that must generate a lot of questions.

>>33116317
It's an anthropomorphized fox, right? Human-sized fox dick sounds right to me.

>>33116301
You forgot to use the paint bucket tool to bleach it out. ;)

>>33116337
What about a fox sized human dick?

>>33116348
Would be miniscule, because humans have proportionally very large penises, and foxes are smaller than humans.

Like, maybe 4cm fully erect if he's really hung.

>>33116420
That explains why we never see them in official art.

Flaccid, they're so small they're hidden under all the fur.

>>33115906
volcarona is moth-like and looks pretty sexy to me desu

Pretty sure Zoroark has an uncut dick

>>33116729
Of course it does. What kind of lunatic would go around circumcising wild Zoroarks?

>>33112987
have you seen the third episode of sun and moon? they know furries exist.

>>33113026
Tried fapping to her. Her face really turns me off

Can a Zoroark impregnate a human?

>>33115957
What fucking rock have you been hiding under you triple nigger?

>>33113399

Fanon

>>33116892
Come now, anon. Not everyone can be a man of culture.

>>33113310
Neither humans

>>33114878
Well the Pokédex does say that males have never been discovered, not that they definitely don't exist. There's still a chance.

>>33116989

That's debatable, since some Pokémon are the descendants of animals.

>>33117033

There are a lot of undiscovered gender counterparts...

Let's continue our discussion on Pokemon genitalia