Why is Roserade thick?

>>33109328
Someone post the damn thing!

>>33109328
Because she's a shorty.

>>33109328
Someone at Gamefreak has a thing for plants

>>33109328
too much of Master's cummies.

>>33109328
>fanart

>>33109328
Its because everything she eats goes to her butt.

>>33109454
>no fun allowed

i wanna grab her by the roses and eat her pussy like an orange

Tell me about Roserade. Why does he wear the mask?

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>>33109348

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>>33110976
Please post more
please god

>>33110904
Because it isn't a rose. Most roses aren't poisonous at all. What IS poisonous is the hellebore plant, which is is infamous for being strikingly similar-looking to a rose, but dangerous due to its toxicity. Roserade is a hellebore "masqueraiding" as a rose.

It smells and looks beautiful, and acts normal, but all of that is only to draw you in so you don't suspect the venom. It's not a romantic symbol of love, it's a stealth killer.

>>33111100
As much as that sounds neat and has nothing to do with the meme you replied to, Hellebore don't look like roses or Roserade like, at all

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I'm not a plant fucker BUT

>tfw this shitty thing ruined one of your favorite Gen III mon

>>33111310
>not liking both
shit taste tbqh famalam

>>33111310
I like Roserade's general design, but the actual roses on its arms and head look like shit compared to Roselia's.

>>33110976
I like me some thicc girls, but I find this more cute than attractive. Like she's trying so hard to impress someone.

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If Roselia get embarrassed when someone mentions its rear, do Roserade get embarrased when someone mentions its thighs?

roselia is so much better than roserade imo, she's cuter and sexier
roserade's still ok, though

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>>33110976
I don't know why but I have a craving for Rose Hip Tea now.

>>33111673
Its the leotard, bruh

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>>33111057
Fuck you. What a pitiful pair of stubby blobs you call legs.

>>33111928
Last I checked, Grass was weak to Poison.

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bump

>>33109450
i've gotten a lot of my master's cummies and i have not gotten any thicker, so i doubt it's that

>>33109550
Of course it goes to her butt, that's how digestion works.

>tfw if Roserade gets a mega, it won't thicken the thighs up

>>33109328
I want him to tie me up with vines and dull my mind with Sweet Scent from his bouquets

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>>33113240
It absolutely would
>Lopunny got ripped leggings
>Garde became more of a mommy
I would be more surprised if Roserade didn't get thicker thighs

>roserade gets a mega
>it makes her taller and thiccer

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>>33113220
yo
that's way too lewd

i prefer male roserade

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>>33113298
yess, this so much
imagine all the power he has over you with his status moves
he could force you to do anything he wants

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>>33109328
roserade a shit.

This thread reminded me
Does Weather Ball get boosted by Technician under weather or does the game consider it 100BP by that point?

>>33113567
Weather Ball won't get boosted under weather.

>>33113433
This is a man of taste.

>>33109328
>>33110976
>male

>>33113279
>taller
Please no. Keep the shortstack a shortstack.

>>33113651
>gay

>>33109328
>>33110976
I want to impregnate that shrub

>>33110904
roserade is a mix of rose and masquerade. a event where the participants wear masks.

>>33109550
>Extended periods of slight overexposure to sunlight and/or over-watering causes it to grow bigger
Makes sense to me

>>33109328
It is suppose to be a grown up version of roselia who are also based on fairies and dryad. Usually depicted with feminine features like very curvy hips and other woman like features.

>>33110976
Cute, I would hug her.
And tease her for her big butt.

>>33114572
I'm going to hug her and then sit her on my lap, and grind against her until she can't handle it, and then mating press her!

>>33109328
because it's good

>>33110976
So this is what LEtheCreator has been up to...

>>33110976
>she will never sit on your lap and tease you to hell and back

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>>33111147
>not wanting to be a plant fucker

>>33117635
nah

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>>33110976
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

does somebody still have the pasta of the roserade that got raped and fell in love with her saviour?

>>33118856
please don't post that

>>33117635
I want to put my finger in that goo

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>>33109432
>Bellosom
>Roselia
>Roserade
>Lilligant and serperior
>Florges
>Tsareena and lurantis
They really might

>>33119486
Is there more ?

>>33118856
I wanna read it.

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>>33109328
at least post the full-res image

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>>33110976

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roserade is good

>>33118856
please someone post it
>>33119486
s-sauce?

>tfw I had my shiny Roserade for years and is in my Moon right now
Feels good man.

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>>33119717
>>33120534
https://concretestaircase.tumblr.com/page/3

>>33120711
I want to hug that Nido.

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>>33120711
aw yeah

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>>33120787
Best Nido

>>33119732
me too :'''(

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>>33121189
Woah

>>33121189
would that be a camerupt-toe?

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best roserade comic

>>33121350
Is Treecko okay?

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>>33119486
>please stick in in
>mfw

>>33121350
post the comic or the source anon

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There's a Roserade lewd image where she's on a bed (that's either red or purple) and she's looking up at the viewer, and I believe she has cum on her face and cleavage

I've been looking for this, because I know it exist. Hopefully somebody has it??

>>33113651
>male
unf
>>33113666
this, Satan trips confirmed

>>33121461
pool/show/12076

should know what site that goes to

>>33121626
Wow, you actually found it
Thanks

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>>33121626

Any stories about fucking a Rosarade but the trainer is horribly allergic to her?

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>All these people wanting to lewd Roserade

>>33121923
How would that even....why?

>>33122070
I dunno, sounds like good comedy.

>>33121923
>the Roserade is completely oblivious to her trainer's allergy

>>33121923
>dude do you have herpes or something?
>oh no they're just allergies

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>>33122150
>Roserade doesn't know much about humans.
>Thinks all his violent sneezing during sex is part of the human orgasm.
>Random sneezes start making her bothered, which makes her produce more pollen as a side effect.
>One evening Trainer is in pokecenter.
>Another trainer has a Leavanny out.
>Trainer bumps into it and sneezes.
>her face when

>>33122218
>tags: virgin, jealousy, public, cheating
i'm sold, sign me the fuck up

>>33120800
>cuddling a nidoqueen
she better not have poison point

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>female
I always thought roserade was a flamboyant gay fuck

>>33122716
gay

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Would Roserade be receptive to polyamory?

>>33122758
yes, Anon did say gay

>>33122822
polyamory is a sin!

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>>33122218
*edit* Make that a Lilligant. I forgot about these things thanks >>33122822
The naturally pretty grass vs the tryhard tomboyish ninja floral.

>>33122716
Either works, really.

>>33122716
Plants are technically both genders.

>>33122905
Not all of them.

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>>33110976
Thank you plant girl fetish.

Still think Roselia is cuter though.

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>>33123369
don't stop

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>mfw this thread

>>33120711
And then she died by her water weakness the end.

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>>33122061
>not wanting roserade lewds

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Gee I sure love waifufag shiteaters making terrible threads about Pokemon lines I like.

>no more roserade posts

Sad but that was fun.

now someone post some roserade (male) lewds pls

>>33123778
not our fault you wouldn't fug it.

>>33123778
>Giving a shit about what others think.

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>>33123815

>>33123837
Why the fuck shouldn't I give a shit when the result is garbage threads like this? When pokefuckers are so insufferable that, as someone who likes Roserade, I'd rather avoid a thread about it than contribute?

>>33123814
this

>>33123814
>>33123939
I have one, but I don't want to risk a ban.

>>33123949
do it pls

>>33123912
why not hijack the thread and make it not shit

>>33123949
Don't bother posting if its gay shit

>>33123960
Or just post roserade porn.

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>>33124010
o-OOF! <3

Roserade/Roselia was never this popular here, where did you guys come from?

>>33124080
blame lanwards

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>>33124010

>>33124010
Don't stop.

>>33123966
>post male lewds
>but not if its gay

>>33124080
it's not that they like these 'mons in particular, they're just people who'd fuck anything with a hole

>>33124113
ikr? lol

>>33121350
is Swampert about to fuckin die?

>>33124118
I liked rosarade since I was a runt. I just so happen to also want to fuck it.

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>>33124132
ohhhhh

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>>33124143
>runt
>from 2006
UNDERAGED SPOTTED!

>>33124177
>9 years

I guess it depends on what he means by "runt"

keep posting lewd roserade (female)

bump for lewd roserade

>>33124262
>bumping on page 2
Wait for it to get to like page 8-10, then bump

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not lewd

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>>33124298
>>33124310
>>33124320
>>33124336
Fuck yoo dood...I AIN'T GONNA SLEEP WELL TONIGHT!

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>>33124371
There is some good NSFW Roserade pics but you know... I can't post it

>>33124403
Imgur album them

>>33124408
>>33124403

Yeah post an Imgur album.

>>33124458
Imgur all your pics, nsfw and sfw
thanks love you

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>>33118856
>>33119732
>>33120534
The only one I know of is the Roselia one. Never heard of there being a Roserade version

>>33124519
Thank you

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>>33124458
>Ctrl+R
>Ctrl+R

>>33124458
That Florges has an amazing ass.

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>>33124519
you're the man

>>33124458
I can do better. Here the links for the artist of this pic:
>http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/143353135061/pokes
>https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56526969

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>>33124519
>Oops! We couldn't find that link

>>33124673
wtf how?

>>33124688
He's on mobile maybe.

Roses are red

>>33124819
Violets aren't blue

>>33124839
I will rape this thicc flower

>>33124855
And marry it too

>>33124819
>>33124839
>>33124855

Poetic.

>>33124819
>>33124839
>>33124855
>>33124863
What a gentleman

Roserade is not for fug. Bad thread, bad.

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>>33125006
Roserade is definitely for fug.

>>33124519
You are doing god's work OP.

>>33125006
>That slut
>Not for fug

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>>33124132
>this still has not been deleted

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>>33124519
Is it really gone? I missed the chance to look at this...

Honestly how good would this "plant" smell?

>>33126972
Like a flower? Hell of a lot better than a mammal

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>>33126972
>roses on its head and both hands
>literally called ROSErade
>how good would it smell

>>33126217
I would re link it but I am not interested in getting banned right now.

>>33128340
You get banned for linking shit now? What a crock.

>>33128340
Put it in /trash/

>>33128506
Yeah. I did not think that was the case but came back and found it deleted from here. So fuck.

>>33128803
see >>33128513

>>33117055
>she will never sit on your face
It hurts to live

>>33128820
would she even have a butt for sitting like that? Wouldn't it feel like two heads of lettuce on your face?

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>>33119486
>please stick it in...
oh fuck

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>>33128820
Yeah

>>33128803
>>33128513
put it in /trash/ and name the thread.

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>>33128911

>>33125642
>>33124673
>>33124569
>>33124538
>>33124371
>>33124155
w-what did I miss?

>>33129134
porn

Lots and lots of good porn

>>33129134
thicc roserade porn

Many nuts were had.

>>33129066
This guy's art single-handedly made Nidoqueen one of my top 10 mons.
Bless him.

Why are the mods trying to babysit this irredeemable thread instead of deleting it?

>>33129202
Dunno, tought that after the first report, they will nuke it.

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anyone have an archive link for the lazy?

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>>33109328
>pokemon
>thick
Pokefags are this delusional.

https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/33109328/#33129415

>>33129544
Nice dubs. Maybe a link of a link won't be as ban worthy.

>>33124192
2006 was 11 years ago.

Bump for plant bum

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>>33131171

>>33131160
I want to rub that plant belly

>>33131814
you're preaching to the choir here,
anon.
I want to sit her on my lap and rub her belly as she grinds against me

>>33131814
What sound would she make? Would she make any at all? Does she have nerves down there?

>>33131954
She's a plant type but she is a pokemon so maybe. Also she can eat solid food so this not your normal plant.

>>33132267
Imagine if she couldn't feel your touches the way normal pokemon do. She closes her eyes and asks you to describe how it should feel and you caress her body slowly, whispering sweet little stories of how good cuddling is.

>>33131954
The average Roserade has a central nervous system not unlike a primate and a digestive tract sdimilar in nature too.
The cardovasicular system is different and so is the respiratory system too being more akin to a plant.

>>33132282
what about reproductive.

>>33132304
Seeds. you might feel her belly swell with hundreds of seeds but none of them will be yours

>>33132478
They will be mine when I impregnate her.

>>33132495
You won't be compatible

>>33132497
I'll have to prove you wrong, then.

Goddamnit, the belly picture was deleted before I could see it. Can anyone re-post it or give a link?

>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/33109328/#

>>33132500
It wasn't even NSFW, I wonder why.
http://i.imgur.com/Ti4S5Ho.png

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>>33132505
Pretty good.

>>33132511
http://imgur.com/a/z1ZYK
here's some other decent tummy ones, dunno if they were deleted or not.

>>33132526
Please, my penis can only get so erect.

>>33132538
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48386675

I swear to fucking god, you fuckers, you motherfuckers have legit turned me into a pokephile, and I have a feeling that's good and bad, god fucking damnn, i was always against pokephilia till this fucking thread.. God. Damn.

>>33132710
Welcome to the club, rawr ;3

>>33132728
It hurts so much, I never thought it would get turned over a plant, god my deceased relatives must be looking at me in shame so much lmao

>>33132747
Your first mistake was coming to this website, let alone this board and not expect to end up damaged

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>>33132747
I like to think they'd understand and think the same.

>>33132747
Enjoy your stay.

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After this thread, I'd say plantpenetrator is in my top 10 art-
>Bellossom lewds
This is not OK, Bellossom is for CUTE ONLY

>>33132768
This will sound edgy but I was already damaged from the first place, I enjoy pokegirl hentai, like sabrina and shit, nothing underage though

But this man, this is a whole new level of beta I've reached

>>33132826
Just learn to love it man.

>>33132826
Embrace it. It's only beta if you let it be.

>>33132710
So are you actually serious or? Cause I've yet to give into that and I've already been here for a considerable ammount of time. How long have you been?

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>>33132768

>>33132848
Fuck, meant to quote >>33132747

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>>33111000
> DUB
> TRIP !?
> TRIP !?!??!

WHY HASN'T ANYONE CHECKED DIS?

>>33111111
>>33111133

>>33132826
Meh could be worse. This is pretty tame and normal compaired to the other type out there.

>>33132842
I am a newfag from twitter, been around since sun/moon leaks, yes I know

>>33133269
As long as you don't go full furfag, you'll be ok. Whenever you see porn threads, hide and report, that's my routine at least.

>>33133284
>unironically advising a newfriend to be a faggot
Kill yourself
>>33133269
Don't listen to that nigger. What you should do is up to you, but it depends. If you like the stuff being posted, lurk or even post. If you don't, just hide but don't report, so the rest of us can enjoy. If you can, sage the thread and/or use spoilers, so it'll be harder for the mods to know there's something sketchy going on. Do that, and you'll be alright

>>33133311
>letting porn threads on a blue board
Not happening, faggot

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>Anon actually being kind to a newfag
That was unexpected. Though I guess he was being honest.

Also, just checking.
>>33133333

>>33133334
>being a rulefag
Choke on a million dicks, I bet you'd do that for free too, fag

>>33133334
Even the ponyfags aren't this autistic

To please penis

>>33133358
Ugh I know right why do these fucking rulefags keep trying to fursecute us instead of letting the board get filled with porn like it's supposed to, it's not like there's any other board we can post on or anything

If it gets a mega eventually what would it need to make it viable?

>>33136220
my dick

>>33136220
Thick Fat

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>>33109328
>Why is Roserade thick.
>Why isnt Gardevoir thick.

>>33136366
Gardevoir is the petite shy girl from a wealthy family.

>>33136434
What do you think of Roserade?

>>33136592
qt tomboy

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>>33136592
Short gal from a fairly wealthy family too, which explains her elegant apppearance and her few extra pounds. Despite this, she's tomboy but the more laid back type.
I'm looking way too much into it, am I?

>>33136592
Farm/country girl?

>>33132710
You have to be underage if you're only just now becoming a pokephile and it's THIS that converts you.

Welcome to the ride, btw. It only gets better from here. Or worse, depending on how you think.

>>33138012
not originally being a pokephile means you're underage

nice to know

>>33136731
This for the most part. She's what you call a 'shortstack'. Maybe she was friends with the Gardevoir when they were young and in boarding school together, but her friend kept growing and the only way to compensate was to accentuate her shapely figure. While Gardevoir accents her slender and gentle appearance, Roserade hides her adventurous and slight naughtiness behind flowers and earth tones. Her outfit says elegant while her smile says 'in the hayloft in 20 minutes, small time'

>>33138130
I can see this being true in a world where humans never existed but instead there are only intelligent Pokemon.

>>33138158
Anything outside of 'plant with slight self awareness' really is. That being said, I like to imagine them with a little personality and Roserade strikes me as being very prim and proper when life calls for it and slightly hating it. Cursed to look like a delicate flower and she makes up for it in private. Rose, thorns, etc.

>>33138158
mystery dungeon

>>33138560
So human turned into pokemon and spaghetties everytime Roserade is around. Think she'd notice? What pokemon would the human be?

>>33138570
>you will never be sent to the MD world, become a pokemon, have the obligatory partner, then become a Roserade's student while she teaches you and your partner how to be an effective rescue team

>>33138615
That sounds like a fun story to write. Help me out, Anon. If you couldn't be a human, who would be a good fit to bang Roserade on her desk?

>>33138570
>>33138615
Probably a chimpchar since it is the closes human like pokemon you can be in the games. Riolu could fit as well.

>>33138693
>>33138816
Riolu sounds like a good fit. Maybe Chespin could be a good choice for the partner.

>>33138831
So human turns to Riolu and him and Chespin are being mentored by Roserade. Human can't take his eyes off her hips.

Is there anything special about the region(s) the MD games take place? I only played the original one for GBA and it has been a long time since.

>>33138917
Sounds like a great premise to me.

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>>33138917
Roserade thinks the Riolu is staring cause she's a little chunky due to less rescuing and more classroom stuff. Roserade gets a fire under her admittedly wide ass and decides she needs to get back to her rescuing era shape.
Meanwhile, your bro Chespin suggests you two go gym it up to work on your stamina cause everyone always says those caves are what gets you, not the battles at the end.
Go to gym, head to treadmills(?), and who do you see running in the row in front of you, shedding pounds and petals.
>yfw

>>33139057
Even without NSFW Roserade images, this thread hasn't gone down in level of quality.

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>>33139057
>chunky roserade

>>33139057
Roserade is pushing herself a little too hard on the treadmill and has to grip the bars to keep herself going.
You're behind her and off to the right, perfect view.
She's already...sweating? Do plants sweat?
Wait, is she wearing anything!?
The human part of your brain that imagined that she was wearing green spandex short circuits and reality crashes down.
She's completely naked and leaning forward. Her ass is presenting to you like a beast in heat, begging to be bred.
Wait, she's not the only one completely nude.
You damn near do a header into the wall as you 'extreme speed' to the locker room to hide your growing shame.

>>33139613
I wonder if Poké-rections are a social faux pas in the MD universe.

>>33139613
this is stupid
But a sweaty, thicc roserade is very nice

>>33139697
I'm drunk and I'm not trying all too hard.

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>>33139613

If every rose has its thorns, where are Roserade's?

>>33139877
It's a Hellebore masquerading as a Rose.

>>33139877

Within the flower petals.

That's where they shoot Poison Sting from in the Anime.

>tfw this crap has 270 replies

>>33139948
That's a relief. I thought they might have been somewhere painful.

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>>33139613
Damn, Roserade-sensei sure is thicc

I never wanted to fuck a plant so much in my life.

>>33110976
Is there any pokelewds hotter than this?

I doubt it.

>>33124516
Crazy hot bro

Bump for plantbutt

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>mods ban lewds
>our collective virgin power starts building up speed for 12 hours
>we try everything to capture the slightest bit of pleasure we can possibly get out of qt plant
>the autism powerlevel is going off the charts
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>mfw
>

>>33139877
If you want to be technical then roses don't actually have thorns, they have prickles.

We must summon the drawfags

>>33141650
You can always request stuff in the draw threads.

>>33141943
Roserade sweaty on a treadmill pls

>roserade
>celebi
>lilligant
>tsareena
>lurantis
>maractus
>gourgeist
>serperior
>leavanny
>meganium
>virizion
>whimsicott
Why is grass type the waifu type

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>>33142170
>grass type
>rass type
>ass type

>>33142170
>>33142283
>a number of these has wide hips
What did Gamefreak mean by this?

>>33142170
Plant waifus are superior to the other types.
Those guys at Game Freak sure know what they're doing. Also, you missed Bellossom.

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>>33142283
>>33142297
>ass type
>wide hips

I think Game Freak knows exactly what they're doing.

>>33131831
oh, how i wish i could do that for someone

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Plantmons are PURE, pokefuckers get out

>>33142504
>PURE
Yeah, pure sex. What do you think flowers are?

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>>33142525
For humans, they're ornamental.

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>>33121350

>>33142504
I want to poke that tummy

>>33142555
see
>>33121679

>>33142170
>Celebi
>Serperior
>Meganium
>Lurantis

>>33142891
Are you trying to say these aren't waifus?

>>33142904
Whatever floats your boat.

>>33142891
You have some the worst taste I've ever seen.

>>33139057
>>33139613
I like this but not the human/riolu angle. I'd rather it be about Roserade having body image problems and trying to fix them.

Mystery Dungeon with Budew partner when?

>>33142891
>all of these
>not waifus
After looking at this garbage, I realize I've been throwing around the phrase "shit taste" mindlessly; this is truly an example of it

>>33136220
Thick Fat

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>>33142545
delet this cursed image

Anyone have anymore stories about thicc Roserade

>>33143385
working on one.

>>33143496
I'm so glad this thread is still alive

>>33143496
Thank you

>>33143547
I never wrote for /vp/ before. You guys prefer greentext or reg prose?

>>33143562
thread's close to bump limit, but your safest bet is linking the story offsite to pastebin so that dumping doesn't get you banned.
Personally, I would mind prose, though I hear greentext is quicker

>>33143584
They'll be a new thread. Make it more all encompassing like 'thicc grASS' or something like that.

"thicc grASS" thread when?

>>33143997
I got it

>>33143997
>>33144024