Chicago Riots When Edition
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>Game Master Decoding
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Previous thread >>33091352
Dead fest
Spoofie master race
>masuda only come to sabotage the event to remind everyone that no matter how bad GF is, it can be worse
im gay
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, is the third capture window still happening?
>>33092377
How will Niantic and TPC ever recover?
Niantic sucks ass
Literally any other company take over please
>>33092389
>all those walkies that thought spoofbros were gonna get BTFO in the event
>turns out it was the walkies
Man o man. Where do we go from here?
Scalpers getting twice the profit.
Refunding the $20 tickets just means that scalpers get even more cash while a bunch of people are out hundreds/thousands.
The type of retard who spent $500 to go to this retarded fest is also the type of retard that spends their autism bux in game. This shit show is going to have MAJOR consequences.
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR LADS
FSUATL IS MAKING FUN OF WALKBROS ON HIS STREAM
IT WAS OUR FUCKIN TURN
This has been the best day ever for this game, everyone finally sees Niantic as the lazy useless twats they are.
Twitters saying the event's been canceled. Multiple tweets
Kinda sad how bad this is going had high hopes for this.
>legends are not being released
https://youtu.be/t0BPONgX9Tw
Masuda travel all away to Japan from this shit only to go back to hotel after an hour
Reminder
>"As a consolation prize for the failure to unlock legendaries at GO FEST we have released the GO FEST prize bundle for 1300 poke coins which includes 10 ultra balls, 8 great balls,1 incense,and 2 egg incubators we here at Niantic have been extremely saddened by the lack of player enthusiasm at #GO FEST Chicago and hope for a more engaged player base at the future events. Keep hunting trainers!"
>>33092398
>post yfw Masuda cranks up the Genwun Pandering EVEN FUCKING MORE in Gen 8 to apologize for how fucking badly Niantic blew it
A BOMB JUST WENT OFF AT THE GO FEST
A BOMB JUST WENT OFF AT THE GO FEST
A BOMB JUST WENT OFF AT THE GO FEST
>>33092412
Keep playing the game and not give a shit?
>>33092421
I fucking hope they're not. Not after this shit show.
Source?
>>33092398
Madusa was already in his hotel by the time it was cancelled, really makes u think ....
>>33092429
Really
>>33092429
Please be real.
>>33092429
Yeah, this shitshow of an event
Riots happening.
>>33092424
Ugly as fuck.
BLUNDER OF THE EONS
>>33092377
Chicago Fest is a shit!
>>33092424
He just said that because he didn't want to meet a turbo autist
>>33092427
this is not realright?
>>33092429
TURN ON CNN
can someone make a video montage of the best moment of the event please
or just give us the time where funny stuff happened
>>33092404
... mate the event got cancelled
Is there anywhere else to watch this going down, seeing as the official stream is just a still image?
what the fuck is going on
is everything canceled
what even happened, is it just the game being down for people at the fest
we're back
>>33092436
That joke was already made a couple threads ago
Pokemon Go Fans Revolt Against Niantic During Disastrous Chicago Event
Pokemon Go Fest Chicago has turned into a complete disaster, with the planned events being derailed by widespread server issues and with unhappy customers heckling the game’s panicked developers.
From the beginning of the event this morning, server issues were pretty widespread in Grant Park, and almost four hours later, they have not been fixed. Right from the opening ceremony, players took out their frustration on Niantic by chanting “Fix the game!” Soon, Niantic CEO John Hanke took the stage, and he was met with deafening boos.
http://heavy.com/games/2017/07/pokemon-go-fans-revolt-against-niantic-during-disastrous-chicago-event/
thread is moving so fast that no one will know i have a shit fetish
https://twitter.com/chipsineni/status/888826652813340672
they're back on stage
Oh shit it's back
If only this event took place in LA, then our hero Kim Jong Un could bomb the shit out of it!
ITS BACK
>>33092429
VOLTORB USED SELF-DESTRUCT
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
>>33092429
pls. we're not that lucky
STREAMS BACK
It's back issues not fixed
>>33092430
r u srsly m8? There is no "game" to play in the first place
>>33092377
STREAM IS BACK`
STREAM BACK
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
IT'S BACK
T
S
B
A
C
K
Pokemons.
OH MAN HERACROSS AND UNOWN
YEEEAHHHHHHH
>>33092446
1st post is. What about the bomb?
>>33092457
me too
He knows the difference between pokemon and pokemons, I like this dude a bit more now.
>>33092429
SEREBII CONFIRMED
>>33092408
Niantic, I don't know. They might not recover at all. TPC will probably just shrug and say they weren't really involved.
With any luck, Masuda will be so thoroughly traumatised by the event that he'll start whimpering when you show him one of the first 251 Pokémon.
>>33092480
er, pokemon
OH SHIT IT'S LIVE AGAIN
Oh my god.
>HERE YOU GET HERACROSS AND MORE UNOWNS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE RIGHT?
wanna fucc rachel
ywn be that pokego plus near her pusy
New pikachu as compensation
That water bottle LUL
THE BOTTLE
holy shit they actually had the balls to stream again
they even fuck up the slides
>>33092475
POKIIIIMONS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
NINTENDO REEEEEEEEE GET RID OF NIANTIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I missed it, what'd he say?
WE BACC!
People throwing everything.
BOTTLE THROWN
BOTTLE THROWN
BOTTLE THROWN
BOTTLE THROWN
BOTTLE THROWN
Oh shit someone just throw a bottle at the presenter
Jesus, just flip the fucking switch on everything and put it out of their misery
they better release gen 3 and shinies as an apology
>that fucking water bottle
https://twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/888839049879977985
>Throwing bottles at the host is not ok. Come on guys, you're making Pokémon fans look bad.
Human Nuck is back
This crowd is fed the fuck up.
Ninatic should give this host a bonus lol
SILVER
hahahahha
That was someones hand not a legit stat.
Nick is back
The booing though
>silver medal
>that waterbottle toss
>>33092497
So much bullshit.
They are lying about everything
>AUDIO FIXED
>IS NOW MISSINGO
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Third challenge window is still happening.
STREAM LINK WHERE
Did they throw a bottle at Rachel? She's just there as eye candy
NICK THE KEK IS HERE
They need to pull plug on this and just give all the projected bonuses and make legendaries live for the world tonight
>>33092517
What a cuck.
Woooow, that "status bar" that was totally looked like it was just dragged with a mouse, and jumped back down after it released
>>33092524
nuck
fucking mole man in the woods
NUCK
NUCK
U
C
K
They got Nuck to leave and record a video while everything was going shit just so they could play it on the stream.
>>33092421
They better release them to damage control.
>>33092517
Thats the problem, I feel like a huge portion of the pokemon go fanbase arent true pokemon fans. A lot of them probably normie gen 1 hypetrain nostalgia fags
I'm new to the general, why is Nick a cuck?
>black spade in name
>someone threw a water bottle at the girl
These nerds are fucking horrible... reminds me of 4channers.
There's no reason to act like this much of an asshole no matter what. Fucking manchildren, I swear.
nuck that sound is fucking terrible
>>33092548
They will and they'll do some bullshit that we earned it when they have no actual method of measuring worldwide catches.
>>33092517
Pretty sure there's barely any crossover between Pokémon fans and Pokémon GO fans at this point.
>>33092559
They're justified though.
>>33092556
He got cucked by the guy he caught a Porygon for
fek u henk gen 3 wen
>>33092556
>>33092546
Nah, they had this video prepared from the start; they just fucked up playing it the first time, and he sounded like a robot so they stopped it after a few seconds.
Inb4 Niantic running the Nuck clip to distract the crowd while they cut a hole in their own security fence to escape
>>33092559
If this event wasn't shit, everyone would be keeping their water bottles to themselves.
>>33092559
In England we'd have been throwing bottles of piss hours ago
>>33092560
The rushed it and filmed it when things were going to shit at the festival.
Nuck is a complete tool and basically has to do this otherwise Niantic will sue him for breaking the contract he signed with them.
I know that it's probably rigged at this point, but how can they even try to pull that "hurr durr, you're at silver, keep going guys!" at this point.
Everything should be completely unlocked.
>>33092565
which guy?
>>33092565
>>33092567
his chink gf fucked some other dude even after he was making bank playing vidya all day? lmao
Kek
>>33092559
I'd say throw the bottles at the main kahuna
That john wayne dude or whatever the ceo name is
so, did no one involved notice how bad the background noise is for this video?
>>33092559
>probably got dicked down by the entire Niantic staff.
>defending her
Jesus Christ dude.
>>33092416
>The type of retard who spent $500 to go to this retarded fest is also the type of retard that spends their autism bux in game. This shit show is going to have MAJOR consequences.
Not Niantic's fault that retards cave in to scalper prices and paid out of the ass for tickets.
I wanted to go to, but I don't give scalpers money so I just sucked it up and moved on.
>>33092583
Based
>>33092573
>Piss
Keep up mate, we've moved on to acid now.
>implying any fucking pokemon would be out in the forest
Why is Pinsir not a good choice to use against Tyranitar? He's one of my highest CP fighting types
>>33092591
Only Muslims use acid.
>>33092564
>it's okay to try to hurt someone because I am mad
Someone make a webm of that bottle throw
>>33092580
Agreed, they are just dragging it out while they try and figure out what to do with this dumpster fire.
Ever seen SAO abridged's final episode where the bad guy explains he basically fucked up and was trying desperately to keep pretending things were normal while it was falling apart - its that.
>>33092583
>StephBelle
I think I know that person
i cant believe they're literally playing nick's video DURING the 3rd capture window right after announcing it was still going
>>33092589
>Not Niantic's fault that retards cave in to scalper prices and paid out of the ass for tickets.
Who do you think did the scalping in the first place?
>>33092583
>>33092585
OUR BOY HAS GONE ROUGE
>>33092583
>people who use their real life name as a handle
>>33092600
He did say England
>>33092598
Weak to Rock Slide and his bug attacks only do neutral damage.
Pinsir isn't fighting type.
>>33092576
Apparently all the youtubers and twitchers they brought in are contractually obliged to not talk ill of this event.
>>33092598
Because Pinsir is not a fighting type.
>>33092559
Yeah. I'm laughing, but geez people there are shit. The chanting is good, but violence is too far. Someone's gonna get hurt before this is all done :(
>>33092601
Of course it is.
>>33092591
Doesn't work so well in a plastic bottle m8
>>33092585
Zappy knew this was coming and left the game in order to avoid the shitstorm.
>>33092424
>Sorry... I'm at the hotel right now.
Jesus, what a shitshow.
>>33092604
no you don't
LEGENDARIES SOON
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
N U C K
>All these cucks getting Hankéd IRL
LMAOTBH
Jesus christ.... It feels like nuck has turned to the dark side... He sounds so.... Shilly
>>33092591
>>33092600
>>33092615
Please fuck off to reddit.
>>33092622
It's a chick from my old high school
>>33092612
I mean, that's pretty normal when you compensate someone to promote an event for you.
>>33092429
I bet it was Team Rocket.
Is Nuck this boring in bed too
>>33092611
This post is retarded. Pinsir has access to a fast AND charge Fighting-type moves. Tyranitar doesn't learn Rock Slide - you're thinking Stone Edge.
>>33092609
England is only Muslims it is a proud Muslim nation
>>33092586
not to mention that the scene where he was walking towards the camera, his voice faded it
pretty amateur tbqh
>>33092611
rock doesnt resist bug retard
>>33092583
Holy shit
I cant even name my fish Kush in Magikarp Jump, but this shit is allowed? On a public fucking broadcast lmfao
>>33092629
>implying he wasn't always a shill
>>33092611
>>33092613
Strange, mine has both fighting type moves
>Pokémon GO Fest as an event was hit with many communication errors preventing people from playing at the event itself. Due to this, according to numerous reports from people at the event, Niantic have announced that they will be offering refunds and $100 of PokéCoins to all people who attended the event. It's currently unclear what is going to happen regarding the in-game bonuses and Legendary Pokémon at this time
>refunded in coins
>literally refunded in Hankébux
>whole thing boils down to just use golem and ttar
BOOTLE THROWN
https://twitter.com/ftarraso/status/888840384746573824
>>33092589
Maybe not, but it is Niantics fault for completely fucking up an event that they knew people spent hundreds of dollars to go to.
>>33092598
Well if the tyranitar's got rock moves, you're gonna get blasted
> We're still working on the three issues we talked about this morning.
> Two of which are Niantic's fault
> Reminder that Unown and Heracross will be spawning throughout the day despite people missing out on potentially getting a full Unown collection
Why are people cheering for Pokecoins and shit?
Post yfw when you never go into pokemon go and you're just here for the shit show
>>33092645
That looks like a picture taken from someone. This screen hasn't been showed in the stream that much, only a bit at the beginning.
>>33092583
So edgy.
>>33092652
oh man if that hit
>>33092652
>https://twitter.com/ftarraso/status/888840384746573824
im so glad it missed. she doesnt deserve that.
>>33092652
I JUST THREW A MASTURBALL AT HER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Fuck off, Nuck
>>33092605
its not for 30mins bro
>game releases with plenty of problems
>horrible coding
>not enough servers
>Errors out the ass even for opening the app
>and it'll most likely end in "We didn't think it'd be this big!"
Guess they wanted to do this again to let people know how it felt like day one. Happy anniversary.
>>33092657
No one is cheering, they are throwing bottles.
extended until monday lul
>>33092652
>WAAAAAAAAH PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING FOR BEING ANGRY AND REASONABLY RIGHT
Cuck.
>>33092663
Yeah, should have been a brick to the head
>spoofers win
Can i GPS spoof to grant park in chicago and get the special event mons?
>>33092652
tfw I confirmed a water bottle throw a few threads ago
good news. its EVERYWHERE IN CHICAGO
UNOWNS ARE EVERYWHERE IN CHICAGO
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>UNOWN
HERACROSS
>>33092664
>You have re-entry rights
HA!
>>33092672
Nobody said that, obviously they have a right to be pissed. Getting violent and chimping out though? Nah
>>33092664
So you are saying you just ripped off your own testicle to throw at her... i would say that takes balls, but you only have the one left.
>>33092674
so edgy
>playing literally the same video
fucking hell
So uh... those TMs this dude mentioned... are they for real or is he fucking mixing the actual games up with this shitshow?
Or is he just retarded and means movesets?
>>33092681
>Eeeehhhhhh...all of those pokEmon that you love
Kek
I don't think the fucker on stage knows anything about Pokémon other than what he's been spoonfed quickly back stage to aid in damage control.
>>33092681
where are the fucking unowns?
are qr locked?
>>33092652
>she saw the bottle coming and decided to pretend to walk a little to dodge it and not make a scene
>>33092684
Back in the line you go.
>>33092580
>unlock it all now!
We know how bad they are with even the smallest system changes and event unlocks and you want them to rush it right now, on already taxed servers surrounded by irate serviceless autistic walkcucks?
Sure it's rigged but also the Most Important thing, they might have a chance of one thing going right today. they are going to be sweating bullets that it is on time and launches at all.
Who wants to take bets that they might gold wasn't reached but legendaries will be released later next week, out of fear of failure?
is nuck the new face of go fest? will this end his career?
>replaying the same video that they literally just showed
Seriously guys?
>>33092658
>>33092677
Probably, if they extended the radius then they probably aren't relying on QR anymore
>>33092688
i cut the sound but are they just replaying a 5 minutes video over and over ?
at least play some music or some teasers
>thought I'd miss out on everything because working all day
>on break
>see the shitstorm
Niantic is fucked
>>33092689
youre the retard if you play pokemon go and dont know that TMs are in the game now.
>event now extended to anyone within a two mile radius within the park
Spoopies win again
>>33092679
But you have to have a qr code.
>>33092658
>>33092602
>>33092689
They're a thing since they added raids; you can get them by beating raids, and can use them to change your mon's move to a different random one.
>>33092689
Are you retarded? TMs have been in the game for a month now.
>>33092694
Of course. She's a professional.
>>33092689
TMs change your move to another one that pokemon has available.
For example I had a tyrannitar with iron tail, used a fast TM and got bite.
Hahahaha oh my god. Hanke being boo'd has me erect like steel beams.
>>33092715
>>33092715
holy shit you fuckers are fast
>>33092711
Too bad spoofing is impossible on a non jailbroken Iphone now.
>>33092716
Ay gotcha. Ruralfag here.
>>33092711
Teach me how to spoof real quick because I'm sick of this fucking game
this instinct chick is hot
i wanna be in her little family if ya catch my meaning
>>33092711
they probably still have to be on the servers
instinct trap on
>>33092715
q u a l i t y
tfw my waifu can't even read a prompter
>that forehead
>>33092658
CUTIE
U
T
I
E
>Niantic have confirmed that the increased spawns at GO Fest will be widened to 2 miles for the duration of the weekend to allow players to get the increased and rare Pokémon if they attended the event. Players who did not attend the event will not get the increased Pokémon spawns
Spoofies win again
>>33092715
delete this image right this instant
>>33092715
>>33092694
Don't know if I believe that dodge, but yeah, impressed at her utter lack of reaction to it. She's holding out well while everything fucking collapses around her.
>>33092715
risk of spoofing on my main account? LIke what is the chance that my account gets banned?
>>33092715
>>33092677
You probably could, but you should heavily consider ending your life instead.
>>33092715
heh
>>33092747
dumbass this btfo's spoofcucks
>>33092736
>hot
yikes, anon. YIKES.
>>33092726
Lmao. No it isn't
>>33092715
I love this day just for the new memes that have been born
>>33092759
i spoofed in. The spawns are insane. I'm sitting here in the UK catching them all :^)
It's trending on twitter. This mess
>>33092715
top zoz
>>33092747
spoopies always win ;)
do they have like 3 videos playing on loop
whats the point of even streaming this
wow this video again
amazing
>>33092764
I wouldn't really say spoofers can ever be BTFO again after the total dismantling of walkfag dreams at go fest.
>>33092770
coordinates?
using 42.4134812,-90.42651109999997 and not getting shit
>>33092754
Low af. Just don't hit any of the stops. Might get softbanned, but that's an easy fix
>>33092715
I know I probably shouldn't be laughing at this, but I am
sticky when
>>33092775
I'm so tired of this dumb shit video
>>33092754
If you aren't retarded, 0%
>>33092715
>>33092781
i just use an app called 'Mock GPS' that gives you a joystick on your screen so you control it like a regual pokemon ds game. I'm on android though.
Can't actually join the event because i don't have a QR code but i can take advantage of all the lures people have dropped.
>>33092736
She was asked if she still played Pokemon go on the twitter page when she was announced as going.
She did not respond.
No activity on her page hints towards playing Pokemon go ever.
>>33092615
>Yeah. I'm laughing, but geez people there are shit.
Just goes to show you that nerds are some of the worst group of people out there. Just take a look at how people act on 4chan. Disgusting.
>>33092778
Agreed. Walkfags got let down today. Spoofers really are getting the best deal right now.
https://twitter.com/daegonkwon/status/888843297913004032
HE MAD
SOMEONE UPLOAD THE WATER BOTTLE CLIP I MISSED IT
I JUST HATCHED A FUCKING CHINCHOU OUT OF A 10K
>>33092795
so how do I prevent being retarded? I can't do it on my phone but can install it on my pc
Fred's doing Take On Me, it seems
>>33092697
>career
>>33092768
pokego++ doesn't work anymore
tutu app is spyware
??
>>33092794
It triggers me because of how shit nick is at pokemon match ups
>no mention of poliwrath for lapras raids
>no mention of Piloswine for zapdos raids
>>33092715
high quality content
>>33092583
>there's more Instinct than Valor now
When did this happen?
>>33092800
i wish i could spoof :(
how the FUCK did no one involved notice how shit the audio was when they recorded this crap?
>be strayan
>just woke up
What the fuck is happening
Five seconds in and I already hate this Mystic faggot.
Today is a good day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vCiXg3njY
>>33092715
where's the circle?
let me guess: network error
>>33092806
It's I'm thread as webm.
>>33092827
It's all ogre, total shitfest.
Only scalpers and spoofies won
>>33092806
here >>33092714
Fuck this guy. He isn't the leader of anything more than preteen kids.
How do people still have battery life for this shit
>>33092829
He has braces IIRC and is one of the worst abusers of the jump cut style of making Youtube videos, he's clearly meant to appeal to the kiddie demographic
>>33092806
https://twitter.com/ftarraso/status/888840384746573824
>>33092815
Works on my machine
>>33092815
>He doesn't cydia
>>33092823
I'm on iOS and did it with a cracked ipa and cydia impactor
THIS KID DOESN'T LIKE THE GAME LMAO
>>33092827
shit's on fire
>>33092827
The deathknell of pokemon go.
I'm glad saw the shitstorm that will take out niantic of the game
>wild Snorlax
>it was there but it flew away
Lyin' kid.
>Uhhhhh, I like it? I'd like to play more.
Don't lie to yourself, kid. Save yourself while you can.
Heracrosses
Mysdic7 shilling his own family
>great success
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>adding personal
>>33092850
I don't have my Iphone Jailbroken.
would PC be a save choice then?
>I AM LEVEL 15
I AM LEVEL 15
>I AM LEVEL 15
I AM LEVEL 15
>I AM LEVEL 15
I AM LEVEL 15
>I AM LEVEL 15
I AM LEVEL 15
>I AM LEVEL 15
I AM LEVEL 15
>"it was a great success"
>crowd laughs
NIANTIC BTFO
>great success
GREAT SUCCESS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>33092815
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH. Pogo++ does work you fool I'm using it now their site is down but new ipa is out.
>>33092658
instinct best girl
>"It was a success"
>"BOOOOOOOO"
Lmaoing hard
>>33092672
Hitting people with stuff is not okay no matter what. Especially when none of this is her fault.
But of course manchildren are going to defend childish behaviors.
Oh shit boys, mareep
AHAHA battery's dead!
>Honestly it was a great success
Niantic plants are still around.
>great success
>>33092711
>>33092712
nope it's for all chicago. fuck i wish i was here
>>33092878
cant wait to see my favorite ghosts in PoGo :')
This whole interview is so embarrassing. Make it stop.
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>33092870
You should reaearch your shit some more mate.
>>33092694
Bottle Throw
Physical move
90 bp
70 acc
The user hurls a discarded bottle at the opponent.
20% flinch chance on hit
Shit. I have to get ready to be a wageslave. Laugh at Hanke and the shills for me.
>>33092850
i have ios does cydia impactor work on 9.0.7 (havent updated it in awhile)
>>33092897
It's so scripted
He can't even commentate without dropping the mic HOLY FUCK
I wish I had money for Go fest fuck
I really need to see how all this plays out IRL
post link to stream pls
>>33092711
>>event now extended to anyone within a two mile radius within the park
Saw this coming. I bet there werent enough people with tickets in the first place because scalpers hoarded 60% of them.
>>33092901
>70% accuracy
>>33092892
still not playing in protest of this games massively declining state
>>33092909
you want to pay hundreds of dollars to stand in a line all day while nothing happens?
>>33092910
why are there so many people here that can use the fucking internet? how did you even end up here
>>33092715
>>33092892
Even if you were game would crash awful. Even spoofing there is hard
I'm going to shower real quick. Hopefully I don't miss more hilarious shit
>>33092905
That or just extremely awkward.
>>33092846
>>33092876
PoGo++ hasn't been working on my phone for several updates, no matter what I try to do, it worked fine before hand, and a friend of mine was having the same issue; another friend, who runs a jailbroken IPhone 5, was having no issues with the program. So we assumed the program itself was just fucked on non-jailbroken devices.
Guess we're just unluckly.
>>33092905
If it were scripted, it'd be less awkward; that whole spiel about mistaken identities, interviewing a kid with a flat battery, etc
>words like shit, etc. in the pokemon's names
>>33092914
I think it was more that 75% of the people were still in line and cell coverage was terrible.
They extended it so people could leave and catch rare pokemon.
>gyarados named "Dumb Bitch" broadcast live
lmoa
Waiting for the CrowbCat recap video.
>>33092658
How is the gameplay so smooth here? It takes my phone 30 seconds to switch a pokemon while the screen turns into a oven.
>>33092929
I am currently on an iPhone 5s with ios 6.02 it's probably your firmware.
>>33092916
I'd say 100 acc but we clearly saw that shit miss
>>33092658
>>33092940
Or Internet Historian
41.87125455777348,-87.6188635826111
perfect coordinates for spoofers
>115 posters
You better be screen capping this shit
>>33092950
who is she
>CRASHED
TO THE GEEE YEEEMMMSS.
lolI'd drop the mic but I'd break it
>>33092948
>iOS 6
Jesus. Why. Can GO even actually work on that?
>>33092923
i lived 2 blocks from that unown. i would be winning right now. not being at fest just playing walking around
>>33092947
Yeah, gotta say it's kinda neat to see how it's actually SUPPOSED to play
GAME CRASHED! LMFAO!!!
>GAME CRASHED ON STREAM
KEK
They actually broadcasted this
>crash to homescreen broadcast live
THE BEST
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>33092947
Just as you say it
Anybody got pics of the overpriced merch and "Evee"?
>>33092937
>Cloyster named "Snatch"
>>33092947
SPOKE TOO SOON
>game crashes during livestream
pottery
Finally went through my shit and found a bunch of stuff I can transfer.
Two fucking hundred plus rejects to purge. Transferring these will be cathartic as fuck.
Am waiting for the candy bonus, IF it's happening but this event is a total shitshow and for all we know the candy bonus may only be on captures
>Error: Image resolution is too large.
Oh in that case
http://imgur.com/a/oXEDk
>>33092966
Rofl
>>33092966
DONT STOP ME NOW CUS IM HAVING A GOOD TIME
>Dumb Bitch
>>33092966
>>33092968
to think I thought it couldn't get worst
>>33092937
Another named "Shit Moves"
A Venusaur named Adolf
Muk named Cum Drop
Golem Named Hard On
Jinx named Nikki Minaj (kek)
Snorlax named Jim Sterling
>>33092979
Where's the stream? Both youtube and twitch aren't streaming
God I can't wait for the meme collages from this huge shitshow
>>33092991
Dumb Bitch showed up, then the game crashed
>>33092986
>venusaur named Adolf
>not Wheezing
>>33092991
That is the stream
>>33092919
dude it's a festival, there are bound to be mollys popping up somewhere
I think all the really angry people have gone home; there's a lot of laughs and happier vibe in the background audience chatter, if we assume it's legit (Which it must be, because from what we've seen Niantic aren't fucking up to faking that shit, they can't even play a video and get the audio right)
>>33092986
>Snorlax named Jim Sterling
When is this event going to end?
I want the slow and comfy /pgg/ back
So it's getting a lot better, almost playable now in this section of park but crashes frequently
It's getting better because people are leaving
Lol!
>>33092986
>>33092986
>Snorlax named Jim Sterling
underrated
>displaying just the splash screen
>still glitches and almost crashes for a second
At least someone's having a good time there.
legendaries ARE happening afterall
thank fuck
>>33092892
which site is this?
>>33093031
Sauce?
>>33093027
>my wifes son
>>33093031
Source holy shit I'm at the event and i need this
>>33092718
I dont blame him for not knowing.
I've been doing raids almost everyday since, and I have yet to see a single god damn TM.
>>33093027
>Don't host for me or my wife's son ever again
>>33093027
>Taking your wife's son to Go Fest
>>33092658
>>33093031
Of course they are, it's the only way they could save face
>>33093036
They would have to to save face.
>>33093033
chi poke map
i feel bad for niantic desu
>>33093027
>--------
>>33092401
lol
>>33093052
If you really did you'd make a donation buy pokecoins.
>>33093052
>don't do your homework
>people feel bad when you fail
hmm
>>33092709
>>33092718
Most people in the thread right now probably don't actually play the game and are just here for the shitshow.
>>33093052
It's been a long time coming for releasing half assed products
Next OP image
>>33093052
why
This is karma for never fixing their shit game
>>33093052
why? theyre a billion dollar company that tried to cheap out on an event
>>33093052
I don't.
It's been a whole year, and they're still tripping over their own tongues.
>>33093062
>not putting Niantic on there in some capacity.
Maybe the fire.
You all could try Ingress. It's fun, no glitches, fluid gameplay, nice grown up community and events go smooth with after parties. You also get to meet real life entities that appear in the game's history!
po pi po
>>33093078
>he thinks we play this for the gameplay and not the IP
>>33093078
shut the fuck up no one cares about ingress this is a pokemon board
>>33093083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv2_2nN2B5U
>>33093076
I didnt make it. My gf sent me it from twitter
>>33093062
>>33093078
And play it as a single-player game forever. It has more depth than Pokemon Go, but that isn't saying much. It's still a shit game ran by a shittier company with a dead playerbase.
I play both Ingress and Go. I see people in both my homes' neighborhoods playing Pokemon Go all the time. Not a single player plays Ingress.The spoofing problem is just as bad in both games, too.
>>33093096
r.eddit fuck off
>>33093093
>tfw I have never played a pokemon game but I play PoGo a lot
There are dozens of us, dozens!
>>33093078
I've considered it, but then I see news posts from the players roleplaying it as real in a really cringey way and reconsider
>>33093109
fuck off and kill yourself, you are a cancer to pokemon as a whole
>>33093109
At least 2
>>33093114
That's incredible, they can't into dual-screen setups to avoid things like that.
Do you remember
the 21st night of September?
>>33093114
Oh fuck.
FIXTHEGAME
>>WECANTPLAY
>>33093114
Fuck me.
>>33093114
Lel
>>33093114
3RD MISERY CHALLENGE
>>33093114
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>33093114
Let's groove tonight
>>33093114
>editing the medal thresholds so everyone can see
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>>33093114
what am i looking at here
>>33093135
>he didn't expect that
>>33093114
The incompetence on display here is simply astounding
is the 3rd mystery challenge where you have to savage season a poke for your dex?
>>33093114
Jesus christ.
>>33093155
First dubs
Second whoever is doing the challenge medal scoreboard got told to make it so they hit Gold.
And the fucker forget to hide the screen or some shit, so all the Tvs set up displayed the scoreboard getting -manually fucked with- to make sure they hit Gold to cover their asses.
>>33093114
Ebin xDDDDD
Why is seeing Niantic's shitshow so fucking satisfying?
Is it because they deserve it?
>>33093157
I did, but I didn't expect them to fucking display it on the big screen
>>33093114
>>33093192
because pokemon go is a shitty game and they do their best to make it worse with every update instead of listening to their fans.
they absolutely deserve it.
Any active livestreams?
>>33093114
fantastic
>>33093192
I'll be more satisfying if they fixed the game afterwards, but we all know that's not going to happen.
kek
>>33093114
wow someone hacked into their system trying to glitch our chances of unlocking the challenge wtf
>>33093216
Those are some pretty flattering jeans desu
So what happened, I was out for a long time
>>33093215
They're gonna make it worse and you're gonna like it.
>>33093210
God this is so amusing, hopefully GO finally dies after this.
>>33092977
>typing out "transfer" for every one
Autism.
>>33093232
Everything that could go wrong went even worse than expected.
No one could play, nobody got in, spoofers got BTFO, walkers got BTFO, the event was terrible, people threw bottles and heckled the hanke, and they got caught fucking with the capture goals
>>33093210
Eh. It's a lot better than release; gen 2, following mons, raids, lots of misc updates, new gym system, daily bonuses, don't forget those text fixes.
Rip original tracking but they at least got a semi decent tracking system now.
This blunder is still hilarious though.
>>33093239
>not naming all your shitmons "evo" incase of an XP event for easy mass evolving
Faggot
>>33093234
>finally dies
Why the fuck would you wish for that.
>>33093117
What do you mean as real? They need to act like that because the players are part of the story. They need to conquer certain things that alter the story of the game and what you unlock, which is usually videos or hidden web pages.
>>33093256
Why bother writing out whole words?
>>33093256
...Not him, but I never thought to do that. Thanks Anon!
>>33093265
/vp/ is in this thread
>>33093265
Pretty sure, the question is: "Why doesn't everybody wish for that?". GO is and has been a shitty game since day one, it's a soulless cashgrab, seeing this meltdown and how everybody is finally seeing it with their own eyes is so amusing.
>>33093280
>>33093251
1. sort by #
2. evolve pidgeys
not hard
>>33093296
>wasting Lucky Egg time to scroll
Why are you guys so bad at video games?
>>33093114
holy shit
>>33093290
No shit that the game has its blunders and Hanke finally got to get a real experience of it, but this game is 100% playable for free and the experience of the game of meeting new people and exploring to find mons is priceless.
You just sound salty and edgy, m8, not very rational.
>>33093114
>they expected the park to catch 10,000 of each
>60,000 total
Madmen.
Did she have a stroke ?
oh my g od its back and my sides are dead
>>33093331
I know (You) just want some (You)s but save it for plebbit or after the event is over when somebody might care.
This humiliating production value
>>33093281
>name all your mass evolves "evo" or something short
>go to pogo hotspot
>use go+ to catch mons and spin stops while also evolving
I can't watch this trainwreck any longer.
>>33092601
You dumbass, you're not seeing the big picture.
The bitch now has a good reason to avoid these events and Niantic will learn not to be so fucking terrible in the future. Plus, the guy who threw the bottle won't get shit for it. Everyone wins in the end.
>>33093334
They sold like 20k tickets. If their dream world worked right, the numbers aren't that crazy.
It's just they're incompetent fucks and no one can play.
Current standing.
>>33092803
They're completely justified, you stupid retard.
>>33093351
how do they fucking do it
like the cameraman didn't stopped the camera
HOW
>>33093343
Did i miss something? Had stream down for like 10 min
>>33093358
Even if all 20k people were in there with no server issues, they'd be spread out in the crowded park. It's still pretty hard for even one category to hit 10k.
>>33093366
Edit*
>>33093366
Yeah, right
>>33092803
>>33093375
That girl has nothing to do with the server issues. She's literally just to be there and perky and announce things.
If they wanted sympathy it should have been at Hanke.
>>33093229
Well I mean, she's not there because of her extensive knowledge of Pokemon.
>>33093384
Instinct girl said something into the mic, but the audio was fucked so we only got about half of what she said. Then she stared awkwardly at the camera for a half a minute until they finally cut away.
>>33093239
No, organisation.
I didn't type it out, I used swiping motions.
Now when I'm ready to transfer, I can do it in one fell swoop.
>>33093399
It's a means to an end. As long as Niantic gets the message, that's all that matters. And really, that girl would have been better off walking out, no one would blame her at that point.
>>33093331
It's neat if you live in a city
If you don't it's just not worth playing
>>33093366
Horseshit
>>33092872
Who is this semen demon?
>>33093027
>>33093038
>>33093042
>>33093043
>>33093043
>>33093042
>>33093038
>>33093027
I be>>33093972
I bet his wife is black
>>33093114
cute twink bulge
>>33094557
HOW MANY CHARACTERS ARE QR CODES SO I CAN START GUESSING?
Examples would be nice they've probably got a checksum we could decipher.
LUGIA ATE MY RAID PASS THEN GAVE ME NETWORK ERRORS