James Turner <3

full pokedex

James will most likely pass out before I finish.

>suck his dick once
>collect cum and swallow it by the drop
>get a poke for every drop
outsmarted, britbong

>>33083169

9, to see all starters and their evos

>>33083178
Whore

>>33083189
Poor jamie

>>33083214
1 Pokémon = swallow 1 full load of his tasty men juice

>>33083217
He shows you random the Pokémon, you can't choose

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>yfw James is browsing this board right now
>yfw he actually does it when he sees some /vp/ fag on the street

>>33083393
you idiot

james turner is the op

hes just gauging how many blow jobs he can get

>>33083169
Not at all?

If he'd accept anal, I'd do it but I'm not putting it in my mouth.

>>33083558
Why not mate?

>>33083178
>>33083214
While ya'll suck some gaijin's dick. I'll get all the info without doing those disgusting acts because my uncle works in GameFreak.

>>33083178
So about 20 times?

>>33083169

I rather lick pussy than suck dick anyway.
I am a man.

Man don't suck dick. Woman suck dick and have babies.

>>33083690
>Woman suck dick and have babies.
Yes, Richard, this is how it works.

>>33083666
those trips, your uncle must be John Gamefreak himself

>>33083169
Something about those monkey like features of his face and that lewd look make my body so extremely sensitive

I'm asexual, so no.
I prefer to waste my time in more productive things like playing SM.

>>33083846
>2013 + 4 not being gay
wow

>>33084004
Why i would be gay? whats even the point?
Men are boring as fuck (just like women).

>>33084030
you are also a man, how boring

>>33084035
Yes, indeed.
But at least i dont fuck.

>>33084030
Women are boring, men are sexy and fun.

>>33083178
Imagine we are 2010 and we are getting 156 Pokémon.

>>33083846
>>>/t/umblr

>>33084292
Explain me what the heck do you like about men?
>>33085216
(you) piece of shit

>>33085248
everything

>uncut
no thanks

>>33083169
I'd keep sucking past gen 9 ;)

>>33083169
I'd suck his cock regardless.

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>>33083690
You are what you eat, aren't you?

>>33085255
Shit taste
>>33085257
>>33085590
Fuck off of my board cocksuckers,learn to like girls or be asexual

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>>33085917
>Fuck off of
>my board
Summer can't end soon enough

>>33083666
>Satan's uncle works a GF
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER

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>>33085590
This is the correct answer

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>>33083690
The ancient Greeks thought that licking pussy was literally the gayest thing a man could do.

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>>33085917
But what if we are bisexual?

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mfw I realize that Mr Turner probably got the biggest dick in the GF staff because he is white.

>>33083169
3 times

Why would annyone suck other man pee system?
I don't understand sex

>>33088932
Because it's hot anon

>>33089196
Why?

>>33083169
I'd suck him regardless (I'd also make him suck mine).

So yeah, I'll spoil myself full dex

>>33089313
I don't understand?
I'm so confused

>>33083558
You'd take a cock in the ass but not in the mouth? Why?

>>33083690
Nice bait

>>33085917
>calls himself asexual as if it's an actual thing
>is still a bitch to homosexuals
How ironic and hypocritical.

>>33089491
Can annyone explain me why would annyone would want to have sex?
I'm so confused

>>33087263
"Biggest of a bunch" doesn't necessarily mean it's actually big.

>>33089519
I'm asexual too, im not atracted to either gender.
That other asexual anon is a jerk

>>33083846
>>33084030
>>33084072
>>33085248
>>33085917
>>33088932
>>33089335
>>33089520
Stop shitposting, jesus fucking christ. It's not funny, you're just spamming the thread like a whiny kid.

>>33089543
>33089543
???

>>33089529
Asexuality is literally a mayonnaise-tier meme, why anyone would take it seriously is beyond me

>>33089705
Because it's real?
Explain why men or women don't turn me on or i don't have sex drive, idiot.

I guess you're one of those idiots that scream "homophobic" but it's disrespecful with asexuals, fuck you seriously you deserve the homophobia.

>>33089932
Do you have every morning a morning wood?

>>33090111
No, i don't.
Look dude, i don't give a shit about men or women and their uninteresting genitals.
If you like men, good for you! have sex with them, but don't force us asexual people to like it.

>>33090186
stop forcing your asexuality onto everyone

>>33090186
Why are you so rude? I just asked you a question. Have sex and you will be more chill.

>>33090210
stop forcing your homosexuality onto everyone
>>33090248
I can't have sex because i'm not attracted to either gender, YOU DONT GET IT KID?

>>33090317
stop forcing your asexuality onto everyone

>>33090317
so you're a homophobe?

>>33090317
So you don't watch porn or jerk off?

>>33087139
The ancient greeks were a bunch of deviants that experimented on every possible kind of sick intercourse. Their opinion on what is and isn't gay doesn't really matter.

>>33090372
Nope.
Women turn me off, and men are women with dick, so im not into either.

>>33090475
What they did?

>>33087139
The ancient Greeks loved small penises and thigh fucking pre-teen boys.

Bulbapedo:
The following is a list of Pokémon designed by James Turner:
Vanillite
Vanillish
Vanilluxe

>fuck off

>>33083169
"Okay, well I guess it's time to get down with this!"
"But I've told you already, I know absolutely nothing about Gen 8 yet!"
"...A promise is a promise, Jim."

>>33090953
weird

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FUCK OFF NORMIES

>>33091042
So you give the succ for free?

>>33083245
why did you feel the need to be so specific on rules for this stupid thought of yours?

>>33091356
Because I want to sick and swallow his dick/cum

>>33092281
why do something so boring when you can play SM?

>>33092387
why do something so boring when you can suck dick?

>>33092397
Because sucking dick is boring?
I mean why no play SM, you can have fun time there

>>33092426
Because playing SM is boring?
I mean why no suck dick, you can have fun time there

>>33092426
I want to play SM with Mr Turner.

desu i'd suck him off for free

>>33092479
JUST FUCKING WHY
YOU'RE SO FUCKING WEIRD.
I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOU GAYFUCKERS

>>33092551
what if that's a girl

>>33092561
Girls are weird, liking men is very strange

>>33092632
i like you

>>33092641
You're creepy for being attracted to guys

>>33092661
i love you

>>33092680
Stop dude, it's getting scary

>>33092732
please marry me

>>33092749
No dude,seriouly im seriou

>>33092797
is that a yes

>>33083591
because he doesn't have a vagina?

>>33092810
No.

>>33092849
why not
i love you

>>33092858
I'm not atracted to girls or guys

>>33092871
please go out with me, i can convince you otherwise

Asexscum leave now! You are cancer for this nice thread.

>>33092896
>Insulting asexuals
who do you think you are,fag?
>>33092891
No

>>33092928
dont call anon a fag, fag
call me a fag when we are married

>>33092928
How is it to know that you will probably die allone as a virgin? Is this not sad as fuck?

>>33093008

Nice projection

>>33090186
Sounds like you should go back to Tumblr, you special snowflake

>>33093008
I'd rather be a virgin forever than have a traumatic experiencie with man/women

>>33093136
i can give you a traumatic experiencie

>>33093137
Fuck off, fetishist werido
I have hair in my muscles, you probs dont like me eitherway

>>33093180
i love you just the way you are

>>33093180
That's my kink tho, I like them hairy ;)

>>33093207
>>33093189
I fart and burp a lot,trough

>>33092426
I want to do BDSM with Turner.

>>33093279
i love you just the way you are

>>33093283
>>33093285
You're just weird.
As an asexual i prefer to not be touched by those disgusting boys

>>33093448
i can show you the joys of being touched, please marry me

>>33093448
>As an asexual
Sounds like something a hetero might say

>>33093459
why?

>>33093513
i love you

guys
being asexual is okay
being gay is okay
being straight is okay
being bisexual is okay
now tell me how much you would suck this man's penis

>>33093569
I would swallow every inch of his dick expect he has dick cheese on his cock ew

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>>33093569

>>33083169
Anon, what if I just devour his man jewels instead?

>>33093969
He will show you the name of a new ability/move.

>>33083169
I'd do it for free mmmhhh

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I love him

>>33083169
Honestly, his designs are shit.

not only did he designs some of the best but he's also really cute an hot and that chest hair fuck me
i'd ride and suck his cock until i drain his balls and my ass is overflowing for free
god i want to be his slave so fucking MUCH desu

>>33094290
I want him to design a whole region but I don't want him to do too much and have it become crappy.

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>>33094290
>>33094290
>tfw he made your favorite pokémon, but also your least favorite

>>33094652
Buzzwole favo and Ice cream corn least? Or not?

>>33094340
Where is a pic of his chest hairs?

>>33083169

I would shot that mf in the face for every pokemon with a bad design that he created. So i would have to shot him 9 times. Poor guy would need a closed casket funeral.

>>33083178
Hero.

>>33083169
If it's just pictures it's not worth it. But maybe I'll try it once to see if it's tolerable but I'm pretty squeamish so, I'd probably quit halfway.

>>33083169
Can I suck him without him spoiling a Gen 8 Pokemon for me?

>>33094340
Seconding >>33094943. I need it for reasons.

>>33083169
How can there be so many faggots in here? Seriously, kills youselves, you fucking abortions.

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Here he is with a beard, from his twitter.

>>33096729
Hope he has super tight foreskin as I suck him for No__ gen 8 info.

He's like the fuckable math teacher.

Whole dex. you mad closeted homophobes?[/spoiler

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Does he get nervous going outside knowing a bunch of nerds want his cock snot?

>>33083690
You're not gay if you suck dick
Only if you suck your own

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>>33096997

>>33096729
Daddy <3

>>33083169
Full pokedex for two gens

>>33083169
How does one design mons for Gamefreak?

>>33083169
James "I only like him because he's white" Turner

>>33096729
Looks jewish.

>>33099131
Bullshit he does so much for GameFreak and he did cool stuff for the Pokémon core games. He is not a profesional designer so no wonder some of his designs are not perfect but Pokémon like Buuwole or Golurk are nice good.

You're all disgustig

>>33099234
Licking pussys is disgusting but sucking cock is hot af.

>>33099268
>Implying i like girls
I'm asexual idiot

>>33099289
You are still here? Get the fuck out and leave the thread to normal people. You are not asexual but autistic.

>>33099295
I'm normal.
Sexual people are the ones that are weird

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Sucked my first cock last night, ask me anything

>>33099342
How was it? Was the guy hot and how he looks like? And was he cut or uncut? Big, average or small cock? Did you lick his balls and swalloed his cum? Was he a stranger?

>>33099342
Why did you did it?

>>33083692
he didn't directly state that women have babies via sucking dick... its like saying women eat and go to sleep

>>33086441
winter is coming

>>33099349
Unfortunately for me, not all that. But I won't give up.
Not a stranger, actually a guy I've been dating for a while. He's more into the whole bottom role, and he sucks like a pro and takes sick like a champ, so it's mostly been on him. But I told him I wanted to learn so I could be more versatile, and thus the training began.

So, thing's I didn't know about sucking d that made this hard as fuck: the gag reflex is real, and mine is hella strong. Unfortunately too, the cap gets a bit bigger when you stimulate it, and man I could feel that size increase.
I liked the balls. I need to tell him to shave next time cause I swallowed a hair and had to act like I hadn't.

My plan is to practice with my dildo, get my gag reflex trained. I am primarily a top, but I won't give up, I want to explore new things with my boy.
>>33099351
Cause gay love is beautiful, and sometimes you gotta suck a cock to make your love happy. I didn't write the rules

>>33099377
Seems pretty boring

>>33099377
I heard squeezing your thumb inside your hand helps stop the gag reflex.

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>>33099412
Maybe when I get more practised I'll magically go into gayslut mode and get better stories for you. But good relationships are always gonna sound boring compared to the hook up scene. My bae isn't porn model worthy, but he adores me and we both play pokemon and listen to ambient music together. It's a different kind of fulfilling.

We used strawberry lube. It made it taste like a lollipop. Would 100% recommend. I hear they also have flavored condoms.

>>33099435
I'll try this next time, thanks!

>>33099473
Jesus, sex is really strange
And why would you want strawberry driks for sex?
I don't understand

>>33099481
I thought that too growing up, but then I discovered that sex is completely normal. It's a whole new set of experiences, and discovering what both you and your partner likes is a new way to know yourself and the other person.

Some day, you'll either discover that you like it, or become asexual for an actual reason. But honestly, your fixation on sex and the idea that sex is weird just tells me that you're still at that age where it would be.

>>33099492
i'm 25

>>33099473
You know if you enjoy topping you don't HAVE to be versatile. Just do what comes naturally to you.

Sex is so great