Why is Toucannon so angry at everything?
Being literally just my mom's toucan and nothing more.
This is why.
because it's got the attack of a staraptor but shit everything else
>>33082977
Wouldn't you be if someone pissed in your Froot Loops?
>>33082977
Because he'll never be Spearow.
because it lost speed upon evolving
not bulky enough to use its signature move well
Because he's been on /vp/ for too long and got sick of genwunner's shit.
>>33082990
Fuck now I'M permanently angry.
>>33082977
>>33082977
Maybe he's always squinting. He could use some sunglasses in that tropical region.
>>33082977
It wanted to be a fucking woodpecker king and instead it became a bald cereal mascot.