What's the best Pokemon to use for assisted suicide?

Anything Poison. Drink its sweet, filthy juices and die immediately.

>>33076096
You shouldn't leave your Pokemon without a trainer! It isn't right.

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>>33076096
maybe this one
we don't actually know what happens to what it eats though

I think every time this thread is made someone mentions Gardevoir putting a black hole in your head to immediately snuff you out, so here's the obligatory mention.

>>33076096
Bisharp, that or electrode, you can probably guess why

>>33076096
Farfetch'd

>>33076096
Kartana. Just offer it a hug, and you'll be in pieces before it even realizes what it did to you.

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>>33076119
>[Pokemon] used Sleep Powder!
>[Pokemon] used Stun Spore!
>[Pokemon] used Poison Powder!
Just like an American lethal injection execution.

>>33076131
This. It'll eat the evidence and won't get charged for murder because it can't shit you out and you'll just be filed as a missing person instead.

>>33076169
you can only have one status ailment at a time, shitwit shake

Could a really strong Psychic-type shut down your internal organs? If so I'll go with Alakazam.

>>33076184
>real life =/= pokemon
If you were anymore autistic I would've mistaken you for a Team Rocket grunt.

voltorb/self-destruct pokemon if you want others to suffer with you
shedinja if you want your death to be kinda cool but also agonizing

for a quick kill and painless kill, go for a psychic. They can probably shut your brain down without it being super painful

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Wouldn't be very quick, but it'd be interesting.
>ywn be serperior's food

>>33076316
damn he thicc

>>33076320
>he
Am I cool now?

>>33076517
like, so cool

>>33076169
>Stun Spore
I BECOME SO NUMB

It's koffing.

All you do is shut the windows and door and breath in the nice toxic air it creates.

>>33076096
Depends. You want quick and clean, quick and messy, or slow and painful?

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>>33076549
You cheeky fucker.

>>33076587
Quick and painless, and I don't want my Pokemon to feel bad for doing it, hence why no Gardevoir

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>>33076096
Death by snu snu