straight thread

>>33065852
I'm calling the police

>>33065869
same

>>33065852
>moon isn't aged up

Fuck off, my boy isn't a kiddie fiddler.

>>33065921
>Guzma's implied to be about 15
>Moon is confirmed 11

That's only a 4 year difference, anon. Their love is pure.

>>33065999
>Guzma's implied to be about 15
No he isn't.

>>33065999
Source?

>>33065999
>>Guzma's implied to be about 15
fucking where
IIRC he was actually implied to be kukui's age.

>>33065869
>>33065877
>>33065921
Hi homosexuals

>>33066024
>not being a pedophile makes you gay

>>33066006
>>33066019
>>33066020
Plumeria says something along the lines of "Lusamine's the only adult who's ever shown him respect"

That implies that Guzma is, at the very least, underage. He also looks about the same age as the X/Y protags, who are about 15/16.

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>>33065852
OP, if you're gonna post these 2
Be sure Moon at least looks of age

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>>33065852
>guz-moon
post more

>>33065999
>>33066035
He's 22 to 25. Fuck off with that shit.

>>33066035
>That implies that Guzma is, at the very least, underage
No it doesn't. This is just your headcanon.

>>33066035
That's an enormous leap of logic there. And I also thought Calem/Serena were 17/18

>>33066048
Plumeria objectively confirms he's sub-18. Heck, since adulthood happens at 16 in Japan, if the line's the same there, then he's certainly sub-16.

>>33066035
Are you fucking retarded? He used to be Kukui's rival, and that's a married man. He's at least in his mid to late 20s.
The "Lusamine's the only adult" line means just that. She's the only adult to take him seriously. Before her, only retarded kids respected him, like you and the entirety of Team Skull.

>>33066035
>Plumeria says something along the lines of "Lusamine's the only adult who's ever shown him respect"
>That implies that Guzma is, at the very least, underage.
No it doesn't, it just implies he's a manchild no one trust.

>>33066052
>>33066060
>>33066065
>all this denial

ya boi's a minor, get used to it.

>>33066035
You do realize he could be an adult who's never been respected by other adults right? If anything that would make a lot more sense, Guzma's never been respected by people his own age so he started Team Skull because the underages there actually showed him respect. Then Lusamine comes in being the only adult to show him respect. See?

>>33066074
>I can't deny their claims, fuck it, I'll just say they're in denial!
Thanks for admitting you're wrong.

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>>33066074
>Being this shit at debate
Gets me every time.

>>33066055
Not to mention his dad says kids should never leave home on their own, like his kid did. And I'm pretty sure it happened recently before the events of Sun/Moon.

Who knows? He could be 15, or could be 22.

Whether he's 15, 25, or whatever, Moon's old enough to make her own decisions. If she's 11 and he's 25, then when he's 80 she'll be 66, and no one would bat an eye on that.

Love knows no age.

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>>33065852

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>>33066117

>>33066117
MOOOODS

>>33066117
>Moon's old enough to make her own decisions
ah yes, a developing, hormone-ridden, ignorant, petty child that only has the most surface and alien concept of relationships should make her own decisions!

I'm convinced a faggot made this thread just to deride straight relationships by cherry picking an example with a sizable age difference. All so that anons won't rightfully make fun of the faggot thread in the catalog..
>>33065852
KYS

>>33066156
It was the only romantic image I had saved :(

>>33066156
>complaining about the gays
>while there are multiple pokéwaifu thread on the board RIGHT NOW

>>33066312
>Not complaining about faggots
>Blatant use of misdirection toward another group of insufferables
Anon, I think you might be in the closet. Don't worry. It's not too late to kill yourself.

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>>33065869
>>33065877
>>33065921
>>33066030
>>33066038
>>33066126
>>33066128
>>33066134
>>33066143
>>33066156
>>33066343
I'm not a pedophile myself but the fact that you're triggered by lolishit oroves that you're all newfags

>>33066742
>He thinks somebody saying "I'm calling the police" over an anonymous forum online constitutes anything other than sarcasm
I'm sorry, is making a joke considered newfag behavior now?

>>33066742
Fuck off nigger the only one who is new is you. Go die in a ditch.

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LOLI!!!!!!
I FUCKING HATE CHICKEN BUT LOLI!!!!!!

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Around the same age here

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:^)

>>33066742
>doesn't understand obvious bantz
>knowyourmeme filename
>proceeds to call others new
This is advanced bait.

>>33066841
Be careful, you'll trigger that one autist. I actually wonder if he'll come back when USM comes out.

>>33069602
Are you talking about the Lillie/Chicken one?

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i love both guzmaxmoon and gladionxmoon
i dont know which to choose

>>33069649
He is talking about ACK, or King Autismo the Unbannable, don't know if he is a yurifag

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>>33071130
>straight thread
>posts yuri
One job.

>>33069574
moon is on heaven in that pic.

>mfw most of these shipping images are either related to ORAS or SM
>mfw it's mostly chicken x guzma

>>33071894
Pedo ships are god-tier ships

>>33071905
no

>>33071894
>>mfw most of these shipping images are either related to ORAS or SM
It's not "most". It's all of them. There's a single image of ORAS here. Everything else is SM.

>>33071905
It's probably mostly a bunch of femanons self inserting as moon

>>33071954
nah, it's probably a bunch of pedophiles self-inserting as guzma

>>33071976
It's a mix of both

>>33071954
>>33071976
I'm a pedophile and I self-insert as moon

>>33069583
>advanced bait
Not even close. It's barely regular bait.

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>>33066117
>Love has no age


I've got you reported to the FBI and the state police

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underrated ship

>>33071971
i dont know why but this is hot and cute at the same time

Now, I'm no kiddy diddler or anything but if she's old enough to have a sex change operation then she's old enough to suck cock.

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>>33066117
im going to puke

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zoey is best tomboy

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>>33069602
>Don't worry, honey. The mad autist is gone. He can't hurt you anymore.

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post kissing

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>>33073899

>>33071913
yes

>>33066805
What do the moon runes say?

>>33069715
He's a turbo yurifag. You can go to /a/ and find any Madoka Magika thread and he'll be there having his posts deleted.

>>33065921
>>moon isn't aged up
Noone wants a disgusting old roast

>>33066117
Hello Pomf. It's been a while.

>>33075250
along the lines of "a hand with no place to go"

>>33071954
This

>>33071954
Well, you got me.

>tfw no long-haired moon art

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>>33078072
long hair is overrated

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>straight

Absolutely disgusting.

>>33075904
By "aged up" I meant at least eighteen, not hot-dog-down-a-hallway menopausal trash like Lusamine.

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>this entire thread

>>33079750
ikr

>>33066805
Really cute

>>33080900
Hi homosexual