>co-worker start talking about Pokemon

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>>33065441
>they're playing some pokemon mobile game
>says it's better than the main games and i should play it
>says the main games should be like this

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>OP steals a meme from /v/
>OP is too much of a beta orbiter to not be an autist and join in on the conversation

>>33065441
>hey remember pokemon?
>ha yea it was so cool
>have you seen they made some new ones, they look awful, original 150 are the best
>my favourite was charminder
>i liked zaptos

>>33065441
>Start talking about autistic breeding, movesets, and IV/EVs
>Either make a friend or get them to leave you alone for the determinable future
what's the downside

>>33065487
Getting passed up for the promotion because your coworkers think you're a weirdo.

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>/vp/ poster posts shitty /v/ meme

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>>33065476
>they're playing some pokemon mobile game
>it's actually Pocket Master
>acquire weeb co-worker friend

>>33065484
>original 150
No lie, that's the part that triggers me the most every time.

>>33065484
>Agree so you don't look like a autistic manchild
>Walk away in shame

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>>33065484
>original 150 are the best
I would honestly rather listen to people talk about sports.

>>33065441
>co-worker
Do you know where are you posting?

>>33065441(OP)
>>>/co/93986442
Get a life op.

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>>33065484

>>33065491

>"Hhmmm who do I pick for promotion... I could pick Anon who's polite, always on time, has an excellent work ethic and has all the necessary qualifications but... hmm his colleagues think he's weird because he mentioned something about Pokeyman once. Oh well fuck it then he's not getting the job"

>>33065879
Chads always wins.

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>They start to talk about red and blue like it's a religion

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>>33065441
>co-workers start talking about Pokégirls

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>>33066161
>co-worker is a furry

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>>33066200
>tfw multiple coworkers are furries

>>33066223
set up an orgy with them.

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>>33066231
>condoning yiffing

>co-worker starts going on about how amazing pokemon is
>can't have an actual convo with him about the series because he doesnt know anything about it aside from a dozen or so gen 1 pokemon
>recent games were too difficult for him to complete despite having overleveled pokemon

>>33065476
get it the bag neby xD

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>co-worker starts talking about old Pokemon stuff
>says how awesome it was to fight Ash in Pokemon Gold

>tfw they hate new pokemon just because thats a cool thing to do according to what they see on 9gag and facebook

>>33065629
for real though, porn when

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>>33066223
>join in discussion
>bring up how badly I want to get coiled by a serperior
>get reported to HR for creating a hostile work environment

>>33065476
>tfw actually a lot of people in /vp/ is like that

>>33066353
>>recent games were too difficult for him to complete despite having overleveled pokemon
Wait are you serious? I beat SM with an underleveled team.

>>33068348
You're a fat neckbeard with no friends who do nothing all day but browse 4chan and jerk off to smogon, anon. Of course you're gonna perform better than other anons co-worker.

>>33065484
They are correct, kys

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>>33068358
rude , its not like you know is life he might have furries friends !

>>33068408

(you

You don't deserve a proper one.

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>>33068415
that's not how you do it, you do it like this
>33068408
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>>33068415
First gen was the best
Second was as good.
Third was worse but still good
Then the series turns to shit

>>33068358
>You're a fat neckbeard with no friends who do nothing all day but browse 4chan and jerk off to smogon
Your wrong in every aspect.

>>33068348
Yes. forgot to mention it earlier but it was actually ORAS in this case since he ended up quitting/fired shortly before Sun and Moon came out. He only made it up to somewhere between the 2nd and 4th badge and was being cryptic about where he got stuck but one of the last things he mentioned he did to me was that he got the cosplay Pikachu. He had a hard on for gen 1 water types and had a Blastoise, Gyarados and some other things so I guess it's possible that he just couldnt muscle pass Wattson in the next town over.

>Every Pokémon after Gen I is Ice Cream and Garbage

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>>33068548
>tfw no cake pokemon

>>33068358
>projecting this hard
Summer sure is a ton on fun.

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>>33068606
Close enough.

>>33068446
Why are you on this board

>>33068721
Because i like the good pokemon games