Pokemon Mystery Files Translation

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>>33064413
The Elgyem picture taken 50 years ago.
The existence of Elgyem was never confirmed until around 50 years ago. Because of this, it's rumored that they came from a UFO that crashed in the desert. This picture taken 50 years ago is rumored to be that of a freshly captured Elygem who came from the UFO. In actuality, this picture was later determined to be that of a husband and wife trainer couple taking a walk with their Elgyem. There is still much mystery surrounding Elgyem.


The key to solving the world's mysteries is held by Pokemon!
Approaching the four great mysteries of Pokemon!

Ancient ruins, time travel, rumors of extraterrestrials - there exist many strange things in this world that can't be explained by science alone. The idea that all of these are deeply connected to the Pokemon that we're familiar with is one commonly shouted on high. And so our staff is investigating these supernatural occurrences, especially those called the mysteries of the world, from all many different angles. And there what came to our attention, unsurprisingly, was the existence of Pokemon!
No matter angle you look from, the existence of Pokemon holds the key to the world's mysteries... Let's reveal the whole picture!

Facilitator - Ruin Maniac Sakuji
Commentator - Occult Maniac Hitomi
Commentator - Occult Skeptic Prof. Oonuki

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>>33064418
File 1 - Time Travel x Pokemon

How are Pokemon connected to the passage of time!?

Being able to travel across time may be one of humanity's biggest dreams. Rumors of time travelers have been a mainstay in occult circles. Will the mystery behind Pokemon and time be uncovered!?

Hitomi: Among Pokemon, there exist those with the power to control and cross time.
Prof. Oonuki: How stupid. If you're saying that Pokemon can travel across time, then show me a Pokemon that's come from the future.

The story of the Celebi and the trainer that crossed time.
Everyone here likely knows this story.
A lucky trainer who came into possession of a Celebi visited the shrine in the Johto region's Ilex Forest. The trainer's surroundings suddenly changed, and they found themselves standing in a place they've never been. In that moment the radio on the trainer's PokeGear started a broadcast from 3 years ago.
One of our staff who comes from the Johto region said that this story is widely known in Johto.

The Time Travel Pokemon Celebi
A Pokemon said to have traveled across time from the future. It is said to only appear in peaceful times, and that if ones sees a Celebi that means that one can look forward to a bright future. It's said that in the Johto region's Ilex Forest there were a Celebi and trainer that crossed time.

Sakuji: The Ilex Forest is a large forest near Azalea Town in Johto. There is believed to be a time traveling god that watches over the forest, and it is said that if one desecrates the shrine in the forest, that person will be spirited away.
Hitomi: Celebi has the power to cross time. This is even said in the Pokedex.
Oonuki: The number of trainers to meet Celebi is extremely low, so isn't this nothing more than hearsay? This person says they caught Ho-oh and Lugia, went to a shrine in the middle of the night, and other nonsense. It's suspect that anyone has even ever caught Celebi.
Hitomi: There are other Pokemon who control time. Such as Dialga.

>>33064429
The Temporal Pokemon Dialga
The legendary Pokemon said to control the flow of time. It's said that when Dialga was born, time began to move, and when its heart took its first beat, time began to flow. With full control of the flow of time, it can freely move between past and future.

Sakuji: Dialga is said to reside on Mt. Coronet in the Sinnoh region. It, together with the legendary Pokemon Palkia who controls space, are the gods talked about in the Sinnoh region's mythology.
Hitomi: Dialga can even use its time manipulation powers in its moves. Its move Roar of Time attacks the target with enough power to distort time. Would professor like to try taking that attack? You might end up in the past or future. Ufufufu...
Oonuki: ...I refuse!

Among Pokemon, there truly are those that can control time such as these. It could be said that with either of these two Pokemon than can manipulate time, for perhaps with some other Pokemon that can cross time, it wouldn't be fantasy for someone to travel across the ages...

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>>33064434
File 2 - Extraterrestrial Life x Pokemon

There are a surprising number of Pokemon related to space!
Since long ago, people have wondered if there exists lifeforms similar to humans outside the lands we live in. There has yet to be discovered any evidence of the existence of extraterrestrial life or society. But could evidence of such things exist in the shadows of Pokemon right in front of use?

Hitomi: When the subject of Pokemon who live the closest to outer space come up, my thoughts go first to Rayquaza and Minior. Both live in the ozone layer between the land and space.

The Sky High Pokemon Rayquaza
A legendary Pokemon said to flown through the ozone layer for hundreds of millions of years, feeding off of meteorites that enter of atmosphere. It's said use the energy taken from the meteors and stored in its body to Mega Evolve. There exists legend in the Hoenn region of Rayquaza stopping the battle between Groudon and Kyogre.

The Meteor Pokemon Minior
A Pokemon born from mutated nanoparticles in the ozone layer. Originally living in the ozone layer, it falls to the surface after its shell grows heavy. It lives off of particles in the air, the contents of which determine the color of its body.

Oonuki: Even if both of these Pokemon live in the ozone layer, that doesn't mean they're in outer space.
Hitomi: There are other Pokemon with some connection to space, such as Clefairy. I once went the Kanto region a long while ago to see the Clefairy's dance on Mt. Moon. It was a very mystifying sight...

>>33064443
The Fairy Pokemon Clefairy
Since long ago, Clefairy have been observed to gather and dance on night when the moon is full, and that an unusual magnetic field surrounds the area when this occurs. Additionally, Clefairy evolve into Clefable through the use of a Moon Stone, and wild Clefairy have been found holding such stones. Because of this, many people believe that Clefairy have some connection to the moon.

Hitomi: Could the Moon Stones hold some sort of cosmic power in them?
Oonuki: But there's been no reports of sighting of Clefairy or Clefable on the moon. And it's still unclear if Moon Stones are truly stones fallen from the moon. To stop this occult talk from spreading, we need to analyze Clefairy's biology and the stones' makeup someday!
Hitomi: It seems you won't accept that there are any Pokemon in space... So then, how will you feel about Deoxys?

The DNA Pokemon Deoxys
A mythical Pokemon that mutated from a virus on a meteor from space. It has high intelligence and control over psychic powers. It's said that the crystal structure in its chest is its brain, and its been seen to shoot lasers from it. It can change between four specialized forms.

Hitomi: How's that? If even a virus can become a Pokemon, who knows what other Pokemon could be out there in the galaxy.
Oonuki: Even if there were Pokemon who live out in space, none would have the intelligence to start a civilization.
Hitomi: There is a Pokemon said to come from a crashed UFO.

The Cerebral Pokemon Elgyem
A Pokemon rumored to have come a UFO that crash landed in the desert 50 years ago. No one had even seen the Pokemon before then. It uses its psychic power to put pressure on the target's brain, causing a headache.

Hitomi: I have occult friends that swear they've seen a UFO crash out in the desert. There just might be Pokemon that can build UFOs.
Oonuki: That's ridiculous! Besides, there are many reports of people misidentifying Pokemon as UFOs.

>>33064455
The Magnet Area Pokemon Magnezone
A Pokemon evolved from Magneton due to a strange electromagnetic field. It emits magnetism from its three units. It flies through the skies broadcasting strange radio waves, and is said to receive unknown broadcasts back. There are many reports of people mistaking Magnezone for UFOs.

Sakuji: Certainly, if you look at a silhouette of Magnezone, it looks like a UFO... (Also, I want to introduce another phenomena that follows along this theme...)
Hitomi: Think of it the other way around, Magnezone might have some connection to UFOs. The possibilities that visitors from another world may have created Pokemon with a similar shape to their vehicles is not zero...
Oonuki: There's no aliens in the first place. If there are then show my some.
Sakuji: Eeeh... This become such a heated debate from the start. That's good, so I would like to introduce another topic. There's a story that someone met an alien in the Alola region's Haina desert.

>>33064460
The old man from space!?
There's an old man in the Haina desert who has used up everything. He's even forgotten who he is and how to return home. He's searching for a nostalgic Pokemon in the corner of his memories.
Sol... Luna... Is what he says he wants to meet. Have him meet a Solrock or Lunatone and he regains his memories. This old man says he received a cosmic pulse from Solrock and Lunatone 30 years ago, and entrusted that power to many other old men. Then, the old man said he can use power he received to return home to space, then disappeared into the sky.

Hitomi: My occult friend looked into this event, and afterwords, couldn't find this old man anywhere. He must have really returned to space... The Pokemon Solrock and Lunatone that he received whatever power from might have some connection to aliens.

The Meteorite Pokemon Solrock
A Pokemon said to have fallen from space. It absorbs energy from sunlight and rotates its body to unleash light and heat.

The Meteorite Pokemon Lunatone
Because this Pokemon was found in a meteor crash site 40 years ago, it's theorized that it comes from space, but this is yet unproven. Its energy levels seem to be affected by the phases of the moon, and it's at its most active during full moons.

Pokemon have been discovered in places no one though life could life, such as in magma and on the ocean floor. In regards to the mysteries of space, there are people such are Prof. Cozmo and the Mossdeep Space Center in Hoenn, and the researching at the Hokulani Observatory in Alola that work to uncover these mysteries. As research continues, the chance of finding yet undiscovered Pokemon in outer space is there.
Perhaps emissaries from space have already arrived...

>>33064465
File 3 - Parallel Worlds x Pokemon

A way to travel to parallel dimensions!? Finding the truth behind the Distortion World!
In the streets, there are things spoken of as if it's truth. "There is another dimension called the Distortion World." The Distortion World is said to be another world on the underside of this one. A strange dimensional space in which this world's logic doesn't apply. Time doesn't flow, and space is unfixed. And it's said that in this mysterious world, the legendary Pokemon Giratina resides.

The key to entering the Distortion World, the legendary Pokemon!
We caught word that there really exists a person who visited the Distortion World. Immediately we went to work and heard from a friend of a friend about this person who went to the Distortion World.
"I heard from a friend of a friend that some group of no-goods called Team something-or-other were trying to destroy this world and create a new one, and it was discovered by accident. You can go there from the Spear Pillar at the summit of Sinnoh's Mt. Coronet. Though, apparently you need the power of both legendary Pokemon Dialga and Palkia"

>>33064469
We quickly headed to the summit of Mt. Coronet in the Sinnoh region. At the summit were a large number of destroyed pillars, and markings that looks like a large creature had fought there. We tried many methods to call out to Dialga and Palkia, but we had no results. But as were leaving, one staff member yelled that they saw some black shadow by the alter. When we got closer to check we found nothing unusual, but perhaps this was the legendary Pokemon Giratina.

What is the ruler of the Distortion World, Giratina?
According to Sinnoh myth, Giratina was born at the same time as Dialga and Palkia. However, even when looking though ancient texts, no other information could be found, other than it was cast out of the world for its violence. After a tough journey, we found someone who, on conditions of anonymity, showed us a snapshot. This is the picture taken of someone said to have entered the Distortion World.

The staff member who spotted the shadow at the Spear Pillar said that this picture was similar to the shadow they saw. The person who gave us this snapshot said that Giratina quietly watches this world, dragging those that break the laws of the world into the Distortion World to feel its wrath.
We are still investigating the Distortion World and Giratina. Please stay tuned for future updates.

>>33064479
Pokemon who have connections to other worlds.
Upon investigating myths and texts on Pokemon, we have found other Pokemon said to have connections to other worlds.
Bronzong has long been revered as a god of harvest, but it's said that it opens holes into other worlds to summon rain. Additionally, Mega Gengar can hide itself away in another dimension, and attack from there. Hoopa uses the rings on its body to take things from far away and teleport, but is unmistakeably traveling through another dimension.

And there have been Pokemon made artificially for the purpose of working in other dimensions. It's said that Porigon-Z was upgraded with the intent of it performing work in other dimensions of space. However, this failed for unknown reasons, causing its erratic behavior.
This may have been a warning from those in other dimensions. That one mustn't step into these places...

Sakuji: And so, this theme is "other dimensions". Since long ago, stories of other worlds have been unending across the world. But with solid evidence of this Distortion World, we are one step closer to the truth.
Hitomi: Ufufu... The Distortion World, such a wonderful name... The laws of reality must even distort there...
Oonuki: Going into other dimensions is simply laughable. This friend of a friend's story has a 97.8% chance of being a huge lie.
Hitomi: ... What's the remaining 2.2%?
Oonuki: That they misheard.

>>33064485
Sakuji: So professor, I take it you believe other worlds don't exist?
Oonuki: Of course. There's no scientific evidence of such things!
Hitomi: Other worlds are close by, even if you don't realize...
Oonuki: What's that? Where's the proof of that that, proof!
Hitomi: Of course... Things in my room... Have just been sucked into another dimension before... I still can't find them...
Oonuki: That's just you not cleaning your room!
Sakuji: Well then! What about the picture of what appears to be Giratina? This has credibility to it.
Hitomi: That right... That foreboding shadow... I want to call it into my room...
Oonuki: Well that, that's certainly some type of trick. Photo editing software has gotten quite advanced. Yesterday, a picture of a UFO people were crying about turned out to be a doctored image of a Magnezone! Unforgivable!
Hitomi: Hmm, Magnezone... isn't cute... Now Gengar...
Oonuki: That has nothing do with it!
Hitomi: Ah, what should I do to call Giratina to me? Maybe if I try to distort the laws of this world it'll come. Then I better start now. I'll curse this world to disappear.
Oonuki: I, I don't believe in curses. I don't believe!
Hitomi: Oh? Then I'll make professor disappear first. Let's see, the curse for erasing people is...
Oonuki: Wait, there's a lecture I need to attend! I forgot about it! Excuse me!
Sakuji: Wa- Wait Proffesor! ... He's already gone.
Hitomi: Well then, I better start my preparations to call upon Giratina. Have a nice day!
Sakuji: ... (I suppose there's nothing I can do but pray she doesn't succeed)

However they do it, there are several Pokemon with the ability to access other worlds. At this time, there is no evidence of humans living in other worlds, but Pokemon such as Giratina already exists, and so talk of humans from parallel worlds might not be so farfetched.

>>33064489
File 4 - Ancient Ruins x Pokemon

Cultures more advanced then the present!? The mysteries behind ancient ruins!
Ancient ruins dot many regions. Theories float around based things found here and there that there existed a "super ancient civilization" with technology more advanced than our own today.
Ancient ruins are structures build in ancient times. The scale ranges from caves and towers to entire ancient cities, but something they all share in common are texts suggesting the existence of advanced technology, and the fact that they worshiped Pokemon as gods.

Remaining ruins across different regions.
Kanto (Sevii Islands)
Tanoby Ruins
Dotted Hole

Johto
Ruins of Alph
Sinjoh Ruins (in land outside Johto)

Hoenn
Sky Pillar
Sealed Chamber
Desert Ruins
Island Cave
Ancient Tomb

Sinnoh
Solaceon Ruins
Celestic Town's ancient ruins
Spear Pillar

Unova
Abyssal Ruins

Kalos
Geosenge Town's ancient ruins

Alola
Ruins of Conflict
Ruins of Life
Ruins of Abundance
Ruins of Hope

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>>33064493
Investigating the ancient ruins sunk to the ocean's floor!
In order to uncover the mysteries behind the super ancient civilization, we decided to investigate the Abyssal Ruins in the Unova region. As the name implies, these ruins are deep on the ocean floor, and can only be reached by diving. As such, we got the help of a Pokemon trainer guide, and started filming. There we found shocking things!
Ancient writings. On the walls of the Abyssal Ruins were carved mysterious ancient glyphs. According to our guide, these are clues pointing to a hidden treasure. Using the method of deciphering them we received from our guide, we could read them thus.

We could read the writings, but the words remained confusing. Our guide only knew up this, and so we stopped our treasure hunt and continued investigation of the ruins. But the interior was complex, and strong currents would periodically push us back to the surface, slowing down the investigation considerably. Reaching the inner most area proved especially difficult. This may be the ancient people's devices to hide the existence of the super ancient civilization. We continued for several hours, but made no real progress in our investigation.

Afterwords, our guide showed us items found in the Abyssal Ruins. Among them were 3000 years old objects such as gold coins and pots, as well as plates with pictures carved into them. Their use remains unknown. These objects that modern technology can't analyze, these could truly be proof of the super ancient civilization. And where did they get their advanced technology? The idea that they got it from the future is perhaps not out of the question...

>>33064498
The key to proving the technology of the super ancient civilizations lies in their writing!
One day while in the midst of our investigation, we received a letter from an unknown source. The letter was a single sentence, "study the symbols." Trusting this mystery letter, we took a closer look at the writings in these ruins.

Other than the ancient writings found in the Abyssal Ruins, there are two main ancient writings that were used. One was made though different combinations of dots. These can be seen in the Dotted Hole in Kanto, and in the Sealed Chamber in Hoenn. It's said that deciphering these writing can lead one to special Pokemon.

The other ancient writing is known as the Unown glyphs. These can be found the Ruins of Alph in the Johto region, and are very similar to the Pokemon Unown.
There are 28 types of Unown, the same number as the glyphs. At this time, it's still yet unknown whether the glyphs came first, or if the symbols are based on the Unown. Additionally, because no eggs have been found, some researchers have theorized that Unown have some relation to Ultra Beasts. Perhaps by researching the Unown we can come closer to the truth behind the ancient ruins. Our challenge still continues.

>>33064506
Sakuji: And so, our theme now is ancient ruins. My specialty! Ask me anything ladies and gentlemen!
Hitomi: I've never seen you this lively...
Oonuki: I feel the same. But let me say this! There's no way ancient civilization was more advanced than modern day! Don't take scientific advancement so lightly.
Sakuji: No, let's me tell you something! The super ancient civilization did exist! There's plenty of evidence for it. Among researchers, there's even a theory that they got their technology from the future.
Hitomi: Woah, what a wonderful theory... I cast my vote for that...
Oonuki: That's putting the cart before the horse! Let's say that time travelers from the future did exist, why would they give this technology to primitive savages. Why wouldn't they give it to say, an intelligent modern man such as myself!
Hitomi: ... I think I can understand why...
Sakuji: I agree.
Oonuki: What does that mean!

Sakuji: Well, let's put the future talk aside. We have found unique writings in these ruins. Having writing-based communication could be said to be a sign of advanced society.
Oonuki: Is that so? You think those Seviper trail looking squiggles are proof of culture. Even my writing is better. *writes note*
Sakuji: ... This is terrible.
Hitomi: It's like the trail of a Zigzagoon... Or the prints of a Snorlax who suddenly awoke and ran to find food...
Oonuki: What's that mean!
Hitomi: What did you even write...?
Oonuki: No, you can read it. It says Unown. Unown!
Hitomi: ... You should apologize to the Unown...
Oonuki: What's that!
Sakuji: I'm in agreement with the occult maniac! You must apologize immediately! We should hurry to the Ruins of Alph right now!
Hitomi: Ufufu... Unown, how fun...
Oonuki: You two just want to go there! Let me go! Let gooooooooo!

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>>33064512
The one to create to the ancient world and Pokemon, Arceus!?

We will now discuss the tale of a certain trainer's strange experience. They're said to have went to the Ruins of Alph with the mythical Pokemon Arcues.
Then suddenly, their vision went dark, and they seemingly teleported to another location. They were in the far away Sinjoh Ruins. In these ruins, said to be the fusion of Sinnoh and Johto culture, there was a holy stage built to worship Arcues, called the Mystri Stage. Legends say that when Arceus gets on the stage, time, space, and anti-matter mix and create a new world.

And so Arceus gives birth the god of time Dialga, the god of space Palkia, and the god of anti-matter Giratina.

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>>33064517
The Ultra Beast Debate

The mysterious beings confirmed to be real in the Alola region, Ultra Beasts. Various theories are flying around as to what exactly they are. And now specialists of two opposing positions, occult and science, have a heated debate to find the truth!

Debate Start!

Sudden appearance! Here comes the Ultra Beasts!!
Sightings of Ultra Beasts have increases rapidly in the Alola region recently. They are said to be extremely dangerous creatures, doing things such as possessing people and swallowing buildings.
It is now understood that Ultra Beasts came from another world called Ultra Space, through the use of rifts in dimensions called Ultra Wormholes.

What is an Ultra Beast?
They are mysterious beings from another world known as Ultra Space. There are multiple species of Ultra Beasts, each with a codename among the international police.

What is Ultra Space?
The overall name of the other world where Ultra Beasts live. It's said that many Ultra Beasts live there, but details are unclear.

Terror! The Ultra Beast Project
Additionally, the Aether Foundation is known to have used the power of an unknown Pokemon to open Ultra Wormholes! We went to the artificial island where the Aether Foundation was studying Ultra Beasts, the Aether Paradise. And there we learned that this place where the Aether Foundation were performing top secret research was also the location of terrifying experimentation.

Oonuki: The Aether Foundation is an organization for protecting the injured Pokemon of the Alola region. They also perform various research.
Hitomi: There are rumors that unbeknown by the average employee, they've been performing dangerous research.

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>>33064519
What are the Ultra Beasts?
We succeeded in contacting someone who was involved in the research of Ultra Beasts. And from him we learned the shocking truth!

Interview with Former Aether Foundation Employee A-san
"What I was involved with was the secret project of researching the Ultra Beasts that appeared out of the Ultra Wormholes. Many Aether Foundation employees are completely unaware of this research. In the project I took part in, I performed experiments to use to power of an unknown Pokemon to open Ultra Wormholes. During one experiment the Aether Foundation lab and Ultra Space connected, and Professor Mohn disappeared."

It seems that the Aether Foundation created an Ultra Wormhole themselves, and connected Ultra Space to the Alola region. And on further investigation, we found out that a trainer actually entered an Ultra Wormhole into Ultra Space and returned back to Alola!
The following is the moment an Ultra Wormhole opened up in the Aether Foundation, secretly captured on camera by a trainer that was there at the time.

Hitomi: It's said that Ultra Beasts came to our world through Ultra Wormholes.
Oonuki: I heard that it was discovered by Professor Mohn, but to see it's actually true! No, it must just be a hole caused by Z Power!

>>33064525
Sending a camera into the Ultra Beast's world!
Additionally, we have received pictures of Ultra Space, taken by the person said to have visited it. This location seems to have been filled with the Ultra Beast known as Nihilego.
This Nihilego uses neurotoxin to unleash people's hearts. There are records of possessed people going on a rampage. People possessed by Nihilego are also weakened by the poison to the point that they can no longer move by their own power.

Oonuki: Pokemon possessing people and sending them on rampages is just nonsense!! It must have just been people panicking because a strange Pokemon grabbed them.
Hitomi: There are other records of Pokemon and people joining together.

Strange! The human who fused with a Pokemon!?
The Pokemon maniac Bill, who lives in the Kanto region. Creator of the Pokemon transfer system, one day while testing his machine an accident caused him to fuse with a Pokemon.
Unable to activate the machine again, Bill was stuck in the form of a Pokemon. However he still possessed human speech, and received the aid of a passing trainer to return to his original form. Bill lived life as usual after this.
Some researchers now look at this incident when trying to find a cure for those people who have been possessed by Nihilego.

This look into the Ultra Space revealed no Ultra Beasts other than Nihilego. There may be other Ultra Spaces that contain other species of Ultra Beast. Ultra Space contains such shocking qualities. There is still much unclear, the research has only just begun...

Hitomi: There a still so many mysteries, but occult researchers will undoubtedly uncover the whole picture...
Oonuki: Again with this stupid stuff! The Aether Foundation opened the way to Ultra Space with the power of science. Science will reveal all!

Who's words to believe is up to you...

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>all this fucking lore drops about time travel to get future tech by ancient civilizations
>Pokemon is literally a fucking temporal feedback loop
>may be other Ultra Spaces that contain different UBs
>an entire universe of Necrozmas

How fucking deep is this gonna go?

>>33064535
And that's all of it. The final page is basically just the UBs' Pokedex entries with pictures depicting those entries, ending with "will Necrozma's true form be revealed in Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon?"

Thank you OP, sorry for posting and breaking up your text

They need to do more lore insights like these
Even the SM pokemon have more lore posted on their site before the games released than in game
They should expand on the pokedex, rewriting dex entries was a great step forward

>>33064489
lmao that Oonuki guy

>>33064506
>Unown have some relation to Ultra Beasts
uh oh
Can't wait for USUM for EVERYTHING COMES TOGETHER

>>33064553
>Necrozma's true form

OK, they can't just drop a sentence like that and fuck off. Still though, great job OP. Major props to you translating these, even if you did it with Google Translate.

>>33064555
Can't be Google Translate or any other online translator, it's well written and doesn't have random nonsensical words.

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>All this plot dropping

>>33064557
Then he's doubly cool. It must have taken a long time, so your efforts aren't wasted, OP.

>>33064553
Are there more pics?

Thank you, OP-kun!!

Would anyone be kind enough to screencap these whole thing? I kinda like having this kind of interesting read saved.

Also, thank you OP. Props to you for taking the effort to do these.

>>33064418
That pic is creepy as fuck.

>>33064418
Thanks nigga.
I knew it wasn't going to be anything, but it was worth the wait for that Elgyem pic. So sweet

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>>33064579
It's cute.

>>33064574
screencapped

>>33064418
>>33064443
LGM a cutie. I wish it was more popular so it would get more art.

>>33064460
>Oonuki: There's no aliens in the first place. If there are then show my some.
>Sakuji: Eeeh...

>tfw Sakuji is the average /vp/ poster

>>33064489
>Hitomi: Of course... Things in my room... Have just been sucked into another dimension before... I still can't find them...
>Oonuki: That's just you not cleaning your room!
Hex is a mess

Thread Theme:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yArJp1zDfAM&

>>33064644
The best kind of Hex.

>>33064652
Do you really, wanna know?

>No new info other than unown being possibly connected to UBs and there being more Ultra Spaces.
Truly pokémon's The Button.

At least they acknowledge how limited Ultra space in SM was.

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>>33064519

>>33064512
>Oonuki: That's putting the cart before the horse! Let's say that time travelers from the future did exist, why would they give this technology to primitive savages. Why wouldn't they give it to say, an intelligent modern man such as myself!
>Hitomi: ... I think I can understand why...
>Sakuji: I agree.
>Oonuki: What does that mean!
Topu Keko

>>33064418
>LGM doesnt get Hold Hands

>>33064418
I knew I saw something like this sometime ago.
https://youtu.be/25T5U-Q_D2Y?t=1m46s

>>33064683
cute!

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What does this mean?

>>33064934
It means PMD's been suspended indefinitely. Please understand.

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>>33064934
>26/07/17

>>33064934
SOMETHING'S COMING?

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>>33064934
>7 days

>>33064934
NANI?!?!

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>>33064934

>>33064934
That in a week we we'll get another rundown on different aspects of the pokemon lore we already knew.

>>33064994
I didn't know any of this.

>>33064413
While there's nothing concrete about USUM except for some cute potential teasers like Unown being related to Ultra Beasts, this stuff is great and I'm glad with got it, considering how dry this board is otherwise. Lorebuilding like this is always fun, thanks for translating.

By the way, is it possible to find translations for any previous entries like this? I know about Blue's Raticate and the Lumiose Ghost girl from a Halloween entry, but were there any other ones?

>>33064994
What about SM logos? Are they going to talk about mysteries only from Alola?

>>33065004
You didn't play a pokemon game ever?

>>33065041
There's no proof about Blue's Raticate, it has been asked repeateldy and never provided.

Also there was barely any lorebuilding here, its was a rundown on the many "misteries" on different games.

>>33064683
>filename isn't Hexpressions

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>>33064597
mind posting it please? would like to save a record for reference.

Next week=necrozma

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>>33065176

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>>33065049
>Also there was barely any lorebuilding here
There were some new tidbits like the aforementioned Unown and people from the future possibly gifting technology to people of the ancient past, but even just the banter between the characters reveal a lot about how different people in the pokemon world evaluate their myths and legends. It's fun.

>>33064489
>Oonuki: Well that, that's certainly some type of trick. Photo editing software has gotten quite advanced. Yesterday, a picture of a UFO people were crying about turned out to be a doctored image of a Magnezone! Unforgivable!

Based Oonuki

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>>33065198

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>>33065205

>>33065207
>IT
>JUST
>EATS
>A
>SKYSCRAPER

>>33065223
I gotta have a good meal

>>33065231
WHERE DID ALL THE SKYSCRAPERS GO

>>33065233
Guzzlord doesn't poop so ???

>>33065200
The banter is fun but there's like 4 tidbits amid an info dump of shit we already knew. Not the big connecting the dots the trailer proposed(not that I want that but if you're promising it, give it).

>>33064525
I don't see how a park bench could pose a threat to a Nihilego.

>>33065180
SAVAGE

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>>33064413

Everything in the Pokédex is fact

>>33065180
Probably confused the dump truck for a Steel type.
Those things don't always have blood, let alone tasty blood.

>>33064683
Hnggg I want to cuddlefuck her so badly

>>33065258
CAN record facts

Does not necessarily ALWAYS record facts

>>33065258
hi richard

>>33065189
H-Hayai!!

>>33065189
Mario?

>>33064934
"Something will happen?"

>>33065189
Sh-she's fast

>>33065317
Yes, and...? I don't see what you're getting at, Richard.

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>>33065300

No. It always records facts about Pokémon.

Does Richard actually think the translation is someone from /vp/ disagreeing about the Pokedex? I always knew he was retarded, but this is a new low.

>>33065325
rotom is evil and is lying to you

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>>33065322
That the Pokédex is always right.

>>33065334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikvea42XCU

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>>33065334

Impossible. The Pokédex never lies!

>>33064429
>>33064517
So Gold is actually famous? Why would he tell anyone about the time travel with Celebi and the event with Arceus?

>>33065342
how can you be sure its not lies

>>33065348

The Pokédex related purposes.

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>>33065359
It always records facts about Pokémon.

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>richard's autism ruins another thread

>>33065368
indian elephant

newfag here, who's Richard?

>>33065381
you.

>>33065380

That's a animal.

>>33065374
Its very hypocritical to call that out when we have headcanonfags running rampant at the same time. I'd rahter have both extremes than only one.

Its worth noting that Bronzong's pokedex entry is outright refered to in here.

>>33065247
Its ground type. Or very unconfortable.

>>33065388
why is it mentioned in the pokedex

>>33065381
thinks the pokedex is the only thing in pokemon that is canon

>>33065368
>The dex never lies because it record facts
>The dex record facts therefore it never lies
Circular logic. Love it.

Need I remind you that Slugma's dex entry was contradictory, or at the very least need to be updated? Now why you suppose that is?
>It never sleeps
>it sleeps near magma
Perhaps because the dex itself is not always true, maybe?

>>33065338
that Banette was creepy

>>33065399

do you realize that other animals are mentioned as well.

>>33065415

There no contradictions.
You all thought the same about Magikarp the fish Pokémon Pokédex entries once but you were wrong.

>>33064498
>Hex Maniac diving
I demand they illustrate the investigation.

>>33065418
i know i used the indian elephant as an example

>>33065368
Sootopolis being the crater lake of an ancient volcano is not relevant to the ORAS universe. It's not even particularly relevant to that Emerald dex entry, either.

mfw main goal in my life now is arrive to day 26 to see what happens with all of this shit. Lack of USUM info is killing me, even when I know it's too soon to get something.

>>33065423
There no contradictions
>It never sleeps
>it sleeps near magma

>>33064525
>A literal who opened a wormhole in the Aether foundation
>Mohn disappeared through that wormhole
>Lusamine went crazy after Mohn disappeared

>mfw the true villain of SM is employee A-san

>>33064560
>wow it's fucking something

>>33065449

You thought the same about Magikarp the fish Pokémon Pokédex entries once.

You were wrong and You're wrong again.

Here is what I am wondering, did the Braillists and Alphians both come from Sinnoh? Or is it more that the Braillists (guys who had to tame the Regi) came from another region, with a group taking Regigigas to the far north (Snow Point in Sinnoh) and the others taking the lesser Regis to the far south? (Various parts of Hoehnn). Be cool if they did a region based on Regi lore but honestly could see it being where those came from pokechina. Then of course the Creation Quad worshippers are based on the Ainu of old and theory that all the dragons of ancient chinese myth are based on the skeletal remains of dinosaurs they uncovered.

Though wait, are the Abyssal Ruins not connected to the other ancient Unovans then? I mean be kinda cool if it turned out if they were not and were acrually part of a Pokelantis Empire but think that they are the tomb of the father of the first twin kings and grandfather to their kids. And wait...what if the ancient Unovans given they worshipped Dragon pokemon came from are eventuallt created the Draconians? The secret tribe our ever lovely but crazy Zinnia was a part of along with probably Clare and Lance.

>>33065465
I'm not gonna read this post, just wanted to let you know.

>>33064418
>pic
>Mother 1's backstory

>>33065456
ive never mentioned magikarp

why are some pokemon hotter than the surface of the sun

>>33065456
Not him but what is it about magikarp that was proven wrong?

>>33065207
>>33065205
>>33065198
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>>33065189
>>33065180
>>33065176
too bad we got nothing like this in-game

>>33065483
just play Pokemon ecks dee Gale of Darkness.

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>>33065452
>A-san confirmed for main antagonist of USUM

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>>33065442

>>33065472

I thought you find Arceus being born before the Universe itself more silly than a Pokémon being hotter than the Sun and etc?

>>33065478

People thought Magikarp Pokédex entries were contradicting each other.

However, they were wrong about It's Pokédex entries contradicting each other.

>>33065322
He's saying that the dex entry is the basis for this (>>33065176) picture, and is therefore based on fact.

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>tfw the Pokémon Company will never release the "Big Book of Pokémon Legends" and update it every generation like an encyclopedia

>>33065423
>There no contradictions
So it needs to be updated then.

>Magikarp
Irrelevant. We're talking about Slugma's entry.

Also, referring to your other posts about Magikarp.
>You were wrong ONCE
>So you are wrong NOW
Now you're just being dumb.

>>33065581
>books
>2017
Hey gramps, isn't it time for your medicine?

>>33065518
what is your explanation for these then

>>33065587
>books have to be print
Also, shut up Blue.

>>33064506
>because no eggs have been found, some researchers have theorized that Unown have some relation to Ultra Beasts
How the fuck does this make any sense to assume? There are dozens of Pokémon that don't lay eggs. The UBs aren't the only ones. Wouldn't it make at least a little more sense to suspect a connection to Leendaries instead? It's less of an assumption at least.

>>33065529
How about Araquanid

"It delivers headbutts with the water bubble on its head. Small Pokemon get sucked into the bubble,where they drown."

"Despite what its appearance suggest,it cares for others. If it finds vulnerable, weak Pokemon,it protectively brings them into its water bubble."

>>33064512
>You should apologize to the Unown...
Based Hitomi

>>33065595
>>books have to be print
Then why not just read that content the internet like any sane human being? It doesn't have to be a book, what a waste of time.

>>33065529
How can this not be contradictory

"A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless,though."

"An underpowered,pathetic Pokemon. It may jump high on rare occasions,but never more than seven feet."

>>33065529
Where did this supposed contradiction exactly lie? And what proved it wrong? What specific entries contradicted each other?

>>33065505
There are no animals in the Pokemon World.

>>33065581
That'd only be worth it for the 2 people that claim to care about pokemon lore and actually do care about pokemon lore. Most people will diss it if it contradicts their headcanon.

>>33065625
see
>>33065615

>>33065606
>>33065583

There no contradictions.

>>33065628

That' the Greatest lie ever told and by the way, Pokémon World is Earth.

I'm getting annoy by people calling it Pokémon World.

>>33065630
>That'd only be worth it for the 2 people that claim to care about pokemon lore and actually do care about pokemon lore
Of course people care, that's why they're making things like the very article this thread is about. Not to mention the thousands of fanart about pokedex entries.

>>33065640
Araquanid takes pokemon in to the bubble to kill them
Araquanid takes pokemon in to the bubble to protect them
how is that not a contradiction

>>33065652
This Earth has no animals. Zero.

>>33065639
Yeah, I read it after posting. Now I just need to know what proves it not being a contradiction.

>>33065615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x3-22Gi3g

>>33065652
>"A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless,though."
>"An underpowered,pathetic Pokemon. It may jump high on rare occasions,but never more than seven feet."

>>33065655
If people cared that much, then we wouldn't have the big misinformation promoting we have.


People just claim to care, but really don't. The best example is the wars. People still talk about this supposed Kanto war but when Kalos introduces an actual war in the story nobody gives a shit.

>>33065656
They don't purposely kill, they end drowning after they're taken into the bubble for protection.

you dumbasses are still replying seriously to him?

>>33065659
i doubt he'll answer

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>>33065658

Read this Pokédex entry.

>>33065664

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x3-22Gi3g

>>33065673
There are no proofs of animals outside the pokedex.

Try actually exploring the world, no read an encyclopedia.

>>33065640
>There no contradictions
So do tell how "it never sleep" and "it sleeps" is not a contradiction. Merely repeating yourself like a broken record doesn't automatically make you right.

>>33065656
There are no contradictions in the Pokédex.

You were wrong about Magikarp Pokédex entries and You're wrong about all other Pokémon Pokédex entries contradicting each other.

>>33065681
Not him but that's not an argument. The franchise guide specifically stated it being left ambiguous and the world you see in the games is a model of the actual one, you don't see every detail.

>>33065679
Thats not the pokedex though is it

"the pokedex only records facts"
"the pokedex never lies"

These both cant be facts
one has to be a lie

>"A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless,though."
>"An underpowered,pathetic Pokemon. It may jump high on rare occasions,but never more than seven feet."

>>33065669
I need something to stave off my boredom.

>>33065681

a Butterfly in XY can be seen during Pokémon Battles.

>>33065205
>You seem like be a respectably tall warrior, but it won't be enough
>*Teleports behind*
>Nothing personal, steel tower
>And so, another worthy opponent falls before my blade
Fucking paper samurais, man

>>33065692

do you not understand?
You just be debucked by official sources.

>>33065682
It's not a contradictions.
You all thought Magikarp Pokédex entries were once and You're wrong again about this one.

>>33065666
>then we wouldn't have the big misinformation promoting we have.
what?
>People just claim to care, but really don't.
Of course they do, like I said, they make tons of fanart about pokedex entries and TPC knows that, hence why they're making these lore articles on pokemon.jp.
>People still talk about this supposed Kanto war but when Kalos introduces an actual war in the story nobody gives a shit.
I'm guessing you're measuring this based on how much you've seen posted about it? Cause there were threads about everything related to XY lore for months, did you forget all the Zygarde shit around here?

And even if people didn't give a shit about Kalos' war that's no excuse to magically dismiss everything else about the lore that people do care about, hence the fanatical obsession about pokedex entries which is the whole reason people think pokemon can be creepy. Like Drifloon kidnapping children to never be seen again or Lampent eating people's souls in hospitals waiting for people to die.

Or how about the ton of shit about lavender town? You know the most popular creepy aspect of the series that people will never shut up about?

>>33065692
Actually, there's also the possibility that it's just inaccurate. Either way, it still denies the "the dex never lie" statement.

>>33065598
Everything that can't lay eggs will be revealed to be an Ultra Beast, complete with retconned base stats into prime numbers in Gen 8.

>>33065713
Now you're just being silly. Why would anyone wants to falseflag as Richard anyway?

>>33065732

So...Mew is a Ultra Beast?

A Mew give birth instead of laying an egg.

>>33065705
official sources debunk the pokedex all the time you cant pick and choose

"the pokedex only records facts"
"the pokedex never lies"

these were the parameters set magikarp disproves the parameters set

>>33065745
Seriously, It's not a contradiction.

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>>33065732
>Everything that can't lay eggs will be revealed to be an Ultra Beast
humans confirmed for UBs.

finally this pre-release chart will become true.

>>33065756

It doesn't at all.

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Stop replying to Richard

>>33065768
The UN Environmental Programme's definition of "mountainous environment" includes any of the following:
Elevation of at least 2,500 m (8,200 ft);
Elevation of at least 1,500 m (4,900 ft), with a slope greater than 2 degrees;
Elevation of at least 1,000 m (3,300 ft), with a slope greater than 5 degrees;
Elevation of at least 300 m (980 ft), with a 300 m (980 ft) elevation range within 7 km (4.3 mi).

In order to jump a mountain it has to jump higher than seven feet

>>33065782

did you not see the Magikarp song video?

>>33065790
its not the pokedex

>>33065761
Fine, I'll humor you: How is it not a contradiction?

>>33065774
No.

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>>33064418
>I-it's just a family goyim
Yeah right.

>>33065805
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>>33065795

Read this image please.
To truly know everything about Pokémon must follow this tip.

>>33065796

Watch the Magikarp song video.

>>33065817
Every source...
so the anime, the mangas and all the games

>>33065830
It literally shows a Magikarp crawling up a mountain with Splash, not jumping over it.

The Pokedex contradicts itself.

/vp/ is the easiest board to get (you)s in.

>>33065817
every source
how come charizard doesnt burn ash
how come children can hug their magcargo
why can vullaby learn fly
why cant zangoose learn cut

>>33064517
>HG/SS created our new world with megas and ultra beast timeline

oh shit

>>33065849
It's a cartoon world. Why don't explosions kill Wiley Coyote?

>>33065849
>>33065836

In-game universe canon information.

>>33065843

That's how Magikarp do it.

>>33065849
Ash isn't canon to the core-series of Pokémon.

I can't explain everything.
I am not Game freak.

>>33065860
why can vullaby learn fly
why cant zangoose learn cut
how can pidgeot fly at mach speed if its has such a low speed stat

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>>33064429
>>33064517
>The pokemon we receive from events are canon

>>33065716
>what?
Are you seriously asking this?
Is this your first day on the pokemon fanbase?

>Of course they do, like I said, they make tons of fanart about pokedex entries and TPC knows that, hence why they're making these lore articles on pokemon.jp.
That's way less effort than making a book.

>I'm guessing you're measuring this based on how much you've seen posted about it?
I'm not saying people didn't talk about it ever.
But a lie is still talked about 20 years after and a fact is already forgotten. That says somtehing anon.

>And even if people didn't give a shit about Kalos' war that's no excuse to magically dismiss everything else about the lore that people do care about,
I just used Kalos as an example and I didn't say there's zero people that care about it, learn to read.

>Or how about the ton of shit about lavender town?
Oh, thanks for bringing that one as it proves me right, that "ton of shit" that's an outright lie being promoted as true.

>>33065865
the dex says jump

>>33065860
you said from every source

>>33065830
Talking about Slugma, not Magikarp. You have yet to address the sleep/never sleep part.

>>33065348
I think they go with the Generations interpretation, where the main characters just go from adventure to adventure without really making their presence known most of the time.

>>33065901

The Game said that.
It's referring to in-game universe canon information.

>>33065907

As, I said before. There are no contradictions in the Pokédex.

You're wrong to believe that there are some.

>>33065916
then the magikarp song is not canon

>>33065927

That's related to in-game universe canon information, therefore it's canon.

>>33065925
SLUGMA

>>33065932

there are no contradictions.

The pokedex says vullaby cant fly yet it can learn fly

>>33065931
so what your saying is you get to pick and choose what is canon

>>33065934
sleeps/never sleeps

>>33065925
>It is a species of Pokémon that lives in volcanic areas. If its body cools, its skin hardens and immobilizes it. To avoid that, IT SLEEPS near magma
>IT NEVER SLEEPS. It has to keep moving because if it stopped, its magma body would cool and harden
Even if it's not contradictory, it sure as hell ain't accurate either.

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>>33065951
Thank you!
I would say "let me give you a hug", but let's not get awkward.

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>>33065893
If we assume that event pokemon with in-game effects are canon, that means pic related are canon too. How does that fit in with Johto lore?

>>33065946
>>33065939

Listen, I don't have explain everything.
Some things are too simple that even a idiot can get right.

You're telling that you don't know what's canon and what's not canon?

>pokedex is contradictory
>it's not
>magikarp/slugma
>no contradiction
>repeat step 1 to 4

This fucking thread

>>33065946

That's not contradiction.

>>33065944
Listen, that's not a contradiction.

>>33065971
every time richard appears this happens

>>33065971
The retards that reply to him are the people that ruin threads, their autism doesn't let them ignore posts no matter how bait it looks, and they try to excuse it by saying ''haha I'm replying because I'm bored!''.

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>>33065969
>I don't know how to explain it, so I'll call them an idiot instead
Oh you.
>you don't know what's canon and what's not canon?
I do, which is why I brought up Slugma's dex entry. Both come from the dex, therefore both are canon. But one states a different thing than the other, therefore it's inaccurate.

>>33065968
It doesn't.

>>33065939
Most of /vp/ feels that way desu.

I'll stop, I'll stop. Sorry for ruining a good thread.

Also, thank you for the anon who screencapped the posts. Much appreciated.

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>>33065455

>>33066000
I can explain it but I'm not official source.
That's why I won't explain it.

I'm not a official source.

>>33066000

I'm not allow to add any extra fanon information to the Pokédex entries to explain why Slugma's Pokédex entries don't contradicting each other.

I'm not a official source, so...I'm not allow to explain why there are no contradictions in the Pokédex.

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>>33065966
>he doesn't want to hug him
>he doesn't want to kiss him in the cheek
>he doesn't want to suck his cock dry
What are you, a fag?

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>>33066095
Well, when you put it that way....

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>>33065764
>all bugs
>suddenly jellyfish
these theories never make any sense

>>33066133
Jokes on you the relationship is actually invertebrates.

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>>33064674
>every Ultra Beast comes from its own Ultra Space
whoa

>>33065968
There are multiple legendary beasts. Battle facilities use them, and the dex implies there are other ways of them being born.

>pokedex fucks ruining the thread
stay classy /vp/

>>33064485
>Oonuki: Going into other dimensions is simply laughable. This friend of a friend's story has a 97.8% chance of being a huge lie.
>Hitomi: ... What's the remaining 2.2%?
>Oonuki: That they misheard.
kek

>>33064413
Is it worth the read or it will turn out to be fucking nothing?

>>33066325
Read it.

>Ethan/Lyra are huge attention whores who tell everyone about their weird experiences
But of course.

>>33066325
Depends on what you consider ''nothing''.

If it's a big lore reveal you're expecting then yes it's nothing.

I just read it cause it was 3 characters arguing rather than just a simple narrator.

>>33065681
Plants are animals you know

>>33065692
maybe mountains in the pokemon world are smaller than seven feet

>>33065233
I ATE THOSE BUILDING

>>33066325
New info (its discussed as speculation as it is in-universe but I will post it as fact given it wouldn't be new info otherwise)
>All ruins are be connected to a single ancient civilization, said civilization might have met a person from the future
>HGSS events are canon
>The Ultra Space we saw was just the Nihilengo Ultra Space, there might be others for each UB.
>The Unown are connected to UBs

That's about it.

But if you want to read fun banter its fun.

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WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

At least it wasn't a shitty mobile game announcement.

>>33064418
>a Mother reference

Nice

Even if it's not actually "News" I'm glad we're getting some cool stuff like this that atleast ties a little bit into what USUM will cover

It's a good way to hold over until actual stuff comes in

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>Unown are connected to the Ultra Beasts

This to me has the most interesting implications

Maybe the Unown are Ultra Beasts themselves that crossed over to our civilization a long time ago, maybe at the same time Necrozma did!

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>>33066887
Also, the same book that gave us that picture gave us this one

Featuring a Sun legendary with a glorious mane shining down on a tropical flower filled island

>>33066623
Sometimes its really easy to forget that Mother and Pokemon have some of the same people that worked on them.

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>>33066916
If there's one thing Pokemon loves to call back to, it's Mother

>>33066972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nc83W2Hrsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q2et9q17eM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieapBou_3cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hGWPmW4OxI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x48jYv3tFTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOUL4u_F_dI

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>>33066994
>>33066972

>>33066972
do you think the sages ever tried to molest N?

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>>33066906

>>33067038
Ghetsis probably made sure they wouldn't, after all he has to have N's trust for his plan to work.

Person who believes in the occult:
>excitable
>has lots of friends
>well-adjusted
>nice and fun to be around
>interested in the occult for the fun of it

Person who doesn't believe in the occult:
>asshole, dismissive
>has no friends
>stuck-up
>probably never had sex
>entire life revolves around ruining the fun of occult fans

Fuck Prof. Oonuki

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okay, so I just fiddled around with the code and found the link about the Nanika Okoru event... seems to be related with a present of sorts

also in that section we should listen to this song...

maybe it is about the old man from SunMoon?

http://www.pokemon.jp/special/mystery/sound/SolLuna.mp3

>>33067053

You could almost say that Oonuki is /vp/ in that case :^)

>>33067217

Good.

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>>33066147

>>33066336

For Pokédex related purposes.

>>33067053
>wanted to find curses to make people and even the entire world disappear
>wanted to find a way to summon an angry eldritch god

That doesn't sound like a person interested in the occult for the "fun" of it.
Sounds more like someone with an impulsive, thoughtless, and dangerous mind.

>>33067250
>Oonuki: What's that? Where's the proof of that that, proof!
He's pretty much the anti-/vp/, or what /vp/ considers Reddit.

>>33067359
>>Oonuki: What's that? Where's the proof of that that, proof!
>Oonuki is Joe serebii

>>33066972
>route 10 is a remix of "run my dog, run!"
>sounds nothing alike
What it mean by this?

>>33067431
Same with snowman and route 113, I can't hear it.

OP here. About the "super ancient civilization". First off I'm not sure if there was a better way to translate other than literally, since it's a term used in real life Japanese occult and pseudoscience circles to discuss the idea of ancient civilizations having advanced technology, possibly gotten from sources like aliens. I'm not sure if there's an English equivalent.

Second, since Japanese generally lacks singular vs plural language, I wasn't sure if they were talking about multiple civilizations or one super empire or something. I flip-flopped on translating as singular or plural, and mostly wrote the former. But after thinking about it and seeing people's posts, my thoughts personally is that it's more multiple civilizations with heavy trade between them that all suffered some sort of Bronze Age collapse type event that heavily destabilized them all and caused the abandonment of the ruins found in the games.

>>33067457
I'd say "super advanced civilizations"

>>33065188
SORE ED

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>>33067317
But Giratina is cute :3

>>33067457

Interesting.

>>33067457
Given the different forms of writing (unown runes, braille, whatever the fuck was in the abyssal ruins) it's likely these were different civilizations.

>>33065764
iirc there has not been a single moment in the pokemon games that would imply that humans DONT lay eggs

>>33067538
don't go there.

>>33065606

That's a mistranslation and the original Japanese mentions it brings in Dewpider into its bubble

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>>33067538

>>33067546

It's not a mistranslation or contradiction.
Let Game freak explain it to them.

>>33067366
Serebii didn't invent not being a gullible retard though.

>>33067457
Thanks for clarifying.

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>>33067538

>>33067538

There is no evidence that Human lay Eggs.

We know Mew give birth but other Pokémon?

>>33067572
well, it depents on the definition of "giving birth" in the pokemon universe

its still possible that mew layed an egg and thats considered "giving birth"

after all, most pokemon that are based on mammals lay eggs as well

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>>33067538

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Reminder once again that Pokemon "eggs" aren't actually eggs.

>all this lore stuff
>then, the games are made for babs

>>33067652
gen 6 and 7 had a pretty dark story, at least, for a pokemon game.

also some of the gen 7 pokedex entries are fucked up, like Gengar's.

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>>33064535
>Oonuki: Again with this stupid stuff! The Aether Foundation opened the way to Ultra Space with the power of science. Science will reveal all!
Ah yes, the classic scientific method of "hit a thing until it does the thing."

>>33067572
>>33067580
>>33067591

This is a whole can of worms that I'm not sure we wanna open.

>>33067652
The games are made for a general audience. Even apart from the occasionally dark and somber moments, they games are filled with tongue-in-cheek and under the radar type humor from NPCs.

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>>33064489
>m-merely an edited pic

this whole special is just an excuse to justify their multiverse mess and shill for sun and moon third titles

>>33067777
multiverse already existed since gen 4 thanks to giratina, why would they need to ''justify'' it? they can do whatever they want.

also how exactly do you shill your own stuff?

>>33067652
Nothing here is adult. Or is Back to the future a mature movie for havign time travel?

>>33065176
That looks like Egypt, but it could be the dessert in UlaUla

>>33067824

Parallel dimensions exist, since 1st generation of Pokémon.

>>33067580

No. It give birth.
They don't lay Eggs.

>>33067890
Seriously stop.

>>33065176
>flipping trashcans
antifas confirmed for retards possessed by nihilego

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>>33065342
>The Pokédex never lies!
Zzzrrt?! That'szz newszz to me! I've just been making thingszz up! Zzz-zzrt!

>>33065415
I interpret that as it is never observed sleeping EXCEPT near magma, take Dex entries with a grain of salt always and try to twist the words to fit your own reasoning.In other words, the Dex isn't always right like you'd said.

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>>33067912

I wasn't joking around.

>>33067988
Ah, sorry, I thought you were the linkfag.

>>33067903
well, the mew was experimented on, so its possible that that was not a "normal" birth (implying it happened that way)

also it doesnt change the fact, that we have no idea how human reproduction works in the pokemon world

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>>33067974

>>33067996
Fool, at least use it's Pokémon Yellow Pokédex entry to back you up.

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Anyone could extract this Sakuji pic? Its the only one I-m missing.

>>33067995

I'm not a homosexual anyway kind of way.

>>33067996
>also it doesnt change the fact, that we have no idea how human reproduction works in the pokemon world
Common knowledge applies here. If nothing is stated of the contrary, assume the ordinary.

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>>33068037
did

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>>33068281
thanks

>>33068037
did you extract the images well enough? the code of the site is pretty damn entertaining to read, it's written so weirdly but still so good

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>>33068313
Nah, I just clicked save background on each, I'm not an expert on this.

>>33068322
do you want me to get them them all? liked the site so much I want a copy of it

>>33068332
Nah, I have everything that interests me but thank you.

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Were any of you able to extract the bg music of the site?

>>33068489
http://www.pokemon.jp/special/mystery/sound/SolLuna.mp3

change SolLuna.mp3 for:

mystery01.mp3
file01.mp3
file02.mp3
file03.mp3
file04.mp3
ultraspace.mp3

you're welcome

>>33066994
>Mother 3 had not one, but TWO Dragons represented on the church.
>The White dragon never has a callback in said game, only the Black dragon matters.

>>33068551
thank you.

>>33068551
why are the filenames written on spanish?
sol = sun
luna = moon

>>33068634
LUNAtone and SOLrock, they're gonna talk about the weird guy on SuMo, I think

have they explained the ghost girl from X/Y yet?

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>>33064489
>Magnezone... isn't cute
Hitomi can fuck off

>>33068717
well it is a gen 4 design so by default it belongs in the trash.

>>33068739
by your logic, there are no pokemon that don't default to being in the trash.

>>33065858
I really liked that they basically confirmed this

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>>33064413
>tfw mods won't sticky this thread
I'm convinced they don't even know how, even the /vp/ birthday thread wasn't made sticky