Is my "rival" Machamp being considered for UU ban yet?
some people are considering it for an NU ban
>The way Conkeldurr made Machamp his bitch competitively since Gen 5
It hurts
>>33061551
nah but it is being considered for an NU ban
>>33061551
Hey, dad. Me and Mienfoo saw Machop flexing in the schoolyard and we beat the shit out of him. He still thinks he has a chance in Little Cup. It's hilarious. What a dork.
>>33062218
Good going, son.
>>33062218
That's my boy. One day, when you're big and strong like me, you and I are going to take a stroll up to OU and give that stupid genie a nice, cold Ice Punch.
>>33062218
Hey, we all know you have a thing for Mienfoo. Why don't you ask him out already?
>>33062293
>ask him out
You better run back to your father instead of making bold accusations about my son
>>33062293
>him
Conkeldurr, I thought we agreed our sons will be left out of our rivalry and will remain friends at least until the time they evolve?
Hey guys, whats going on ?
>>33062293
>him
>>33061551
Aww... you're cute! Don't try anything funny though or I'll turn your mind into that of an infant with Alzheimer's.
>>33062293
Oh, whatever, Pancham. Just because you're from Amourland, you think everybody's itching for a trip to the daycare. You're just jealous you don't have Kalos squad like we have Unova Squad.Should I tell everybody about that one time Hawlucha replaced your bamboo leaf with a leaf of Secret Herb in your sleep and your face was puckered the whole day from the bitterness? Or how you tried to join that dark type group on facebook and they all saw right through you an laughed you out?
>>33062550
Who let this bug in here? Oh well, time to crush.
what's going on in this thread?
>>33062568
But what you didn't know is that it was me all along you fighting type nerd!
>>33061551
Kek.
>>33062218
>>33062566
2 versus 1. Real brave, Timburr.
>>33062608
>critical hit Stone Edge
what's with the onslaught of conkeldurr fags recently?
>>33062859
Nice job removing the pun, newfag.
>>33061551
>staraptor gets bannned from UU
>becomes laughing stock because it's "worse" than being shit enough for UU
>conkeldurr getting banned is a good thing, though
>>33064806
Fighting types have been fighting an uphill battle since fairies so this is a good thing yea
>>33064922
Flying types have been dealing with Stealth Rock far longer and much more often.
Fairies aren't overpowered and stealth rock was on literally every time for a long time.
/vp/ is just full of uneducated bias making threads about things they don't comprehend.
>>33063396
Pffft, oh look who it is. I'm Adamant, not Brave like your stupid ass. Hey, do you still have that stupid tail? Holy crap, you do! Why haven't you cut that thing off, yet? With gills like those on your chest, you should go hang out with the water types. I bet that Brave Nature means you can blow bubbles good along with them. Come back when you've got a training weight and your third ability isn't... snrk... STEADFAST! AHAHAHAHAH!
>>33065494
I'm adamant as well, Timburr. You watch your back. Once I get you confused, you're going down!
>>33065684
Kid, we've already been through this. With speed like that, I'll be bulked up before you can even touch me. And the defense boost means confusing me while my attack's up does diddly-bupkis. Then I'll just get all my health back with Drain Punch and be better off than when I started. I mean, you could always try Stone Edge instead, since that won't miss either, HAH! You've got no priority, you piss the bed at night over Will-O-Wisp, and you'll never be as good as your dad was back in the day. My dad can totally beat the snot out of your dad. Sit down and let the big boys play. You'll never be as popular as me, so go cling to your No-Guard niche. I do everything else better than you.
http://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/img/girls2.png
Why don't you go to that weird human females club people see you hang around with your family? I promise I won't tell anyone! Heh...
>>33066202
You sure showed him, Tims. You shoulda seen how I made him flinch the other day. He really thought I was his mum, then I spooked him off. Real 'brave' these Kanto shits are. They can barely even know what special abilities are, let alone how to get good ones!
>>33066202
>with speed like that
>both 35 base speed
What did he mean by this
>>33066202
We all know you want your ass whipped in secret with your boyfriend Mienfoo
>>33066493
>boy
>>33066493
shut up Pancham
What are you gringos doing?
>>33066537
Eyy vato! Leave them be! it's not our fight. Yet.
Y-You guys aren't going to fight are you?
Sure is summer in here
>>33066718
Ey cabrón, no hay pedo; I just want to see what the gringos are up to.
>>33066202
Timburr, rumor has it your dad Conkeldurr was seen bending over for Machamp as they went into the forest. How true?
>>33066773
¡Muy bien, voy a vigilar! I'll keep watch just to be safe.
Hey guys whats going on?
>>33066880
What are you staring at? Want to eat rocks?
>>33066754
Sure is anon! Wynaut have some fun in the sun?
hello, fellow fighting types
>>33066537
>>33066718
>>33066773
>>33066855
Hey! Are you two legal residents of the region?
>>33067381
Neither are you import
>>33067482
Hey! I'm legal and you are most certainly not! Don't make me get my trainer! He's big and powerful and rich, and together we'll make Alola Great Again! Just you watch!
Hi, guys! What's up? Timburr, Mienfoo... How've you guys been?
>>33067523
Quick! While he's not looking! Double teaming attack!
>>33067523
Gahmshoos, GAHMSHOOS!
Your hand will be forced, Gahmshoos.
Give me the delegates before yah get crunched Gahmshoos