Countdown To Go Fest Edition
>Official Pokémon Go Updates
http://pokemongolive.com/en
>Latest APK Update
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-67-2-release/pokemon-go-0-67-2-android-apk-download/
>Databases
https://pokeassistant.com/
https://thesilphroad.com/
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
https://pokemongohub.net/
>Pokéstop & Gym Maps
https://www.pokemongomap.info/
https://gymhuntr.com/
>Nest Atlas
https://thesilphroad.com/atlas
>IV Checkers
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemongo-iv-calculator
https://thesilphroad.com/iv-rater
>Best Moves & Movesets
https://pokemongohub.net/generation-2/pokemon-go-generation-1-updated-best-move-sets/
https://pokemongohub.net/generation-2/pokemon-go-generation-ii-best-movesets/
https://thesilphroad.com/pokemon-go-moves
http://www.pogomoves.com/index.php
>Evolution Calculator
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Trainer Level Speed Calculator
https://trainerlevelspeed.de/
>General Map Scanner
http://pokehuntr.com
>City Map Scanners
https://pastebin.com/7qwbmQA3
>Nest Migration Countdowns
http://nestmigration.com/
http://kingpcs.com/pokemongotimer.html
>Meet Up For Raids
https://thesilphroad.com/radio
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2599417
>Spoofing Guide
http://pastebin.com/HBuZnR72
>Game Master Decoding
http://pastebin.com/5upnQpSE
Previous Thread: >>33041032
NUCK IS NOW AN OFFICAL NIANTIC PARTNER.
Any word on legend raids yet?
First one is Saturday in Chicago.
>>33047083
>Britbongs aren't up yet. Post your Tauros.
Ban murkrow and nuck
REMOVE
U
R
K
R
O
W
Post your mr. mimes
Burgers need not apply.
>>33047137
how do people do the 15 15 13 stuff in the name. dont think my phone can do so
Post beta trainers
>>33047154
>burgers need not apply
cause you know we'll win
>moon moon leaves
>nuck gets on the niantic money train
roasties eternally bee tee eff ohh
>>33047154
post your mr. memes after you can get the green out of your teeth, filthy brit.
post your unowns
>>33047194
Spoofies aren't allowed in here
>>33047194
>I just need Unown to complete the DexExcluding regionals
why do people who SPOOF call each other "spoofbros"?
I just don't get it because there is nothing BRO about it. BROS don't ruin the game for other BROS or cheat. You are just a FAT KEK if you spoof
>>33047162
Calxy iv does that.
>>33047215
because "spooffatkek" doesn't sounds good enough?
>>33047225
thanks for the answer, have a good one
>>33047194
Here's a legit F Unownspoofcuck
>>33047228
You need to turn this on as well.
Gen 3 when
>>33047256
>>33047256
fucking never. They don't care about us anymore lol
Can I tap a Pokemon, walk three blocks to my house, and catch it there?
I live in a shitty area.
>>33047311
Yes.
>>33047317
Thanks
I wonder if, for the Go Fest catch events, will evolving count as catching? After all it counts for type medals and in the Pokedex.
>>33047311
Yes. The distance doesn't matter.t. public transportation fag
>>33047330
Hate to tell you Santa's not real but bots will already inadvertently be ensuring that all the catch challenges' requirements are met
At what level can I start playing the game?
My best Pokemon is a 261 Raticate.
What's the best fast attack for the dong face 'phant?
>>33047354
is he even useful?
>>33047349
level 0
>>33047331
Thanks. I was less worried about the distance and more about the time it would take me to walk those three blocks.
Actually that makes another good point: If I feel my phone vibrate from revealing a Pokemon on the map, can I walk the three blocks THEN tap it, or will it go away?
>>33047349
Participate in a tyranitar or any level 4 raid with a large group and use wobbuffets and chansey if you have (you need high stamina mons to stay/survive in the battle) and catch the raid boss. It will be level 20, 2kcp if it's a ttar
Normal level 25 and probably level 30 at this point but they got rid of gyms so all that matters is if u have a group to do raids with
>>33047360
Mine has tackle and play rough. He can really knock around Dnites, dark, and fighting types
>>33047360
Not him but his cp maxes out near 3K, so yeah.
>>33047369
Karenfag or desperate?
>>33047368
>they got rid of gyms
Elaborate?
>all that matters is if u have a group to do raids with
Oh.
I'm boned then.
>>33047365
It'll most likely disappear. Best get it on your capture screen to always be on the safe side.
>>33047334
>bots
You realise that they probably only count catches from accounts that redeem the GO Fest codes in the shop, right?
If anything, it'll be rigged or Niantic will lie about progress and proclaim that people met the challenge requirements because not completing them looks bad for player participation metrics.
>>33047382
Get some spoofbros to help you?
>>33047154
>>33047173
Cajun clown > French fairy
>>33047377
A little column A, little column B. Phanpy aCUTEand I have fond memories of seeing Donphan on the big screen when I was a kid.
>>33047386
Live in a rural area in a country where Pokemon isn't a big thing and I would rather not interact with people from my area at all.
In hindsight I don't know why I thought I'd try this game.
>>33047137
Why don't Spaniards, at least, not have this?
>>33047097
ok does XS and XL mean anything important when battling?
>>33047399
Hence getting spoofers to help you
>another dratini hatched
arigato hanke-sama, for i am grateful
>>33047354
Counter / Play Rough is unfortunately the best moveset. He'd be a monster if he got some ground moves.
>>33047448
I'm just wondering if I can build the charge faster with tackle
butt-evolved my Eevee today
This is why I only have nice things!
(all my pokemon are top 15%)
Have (you) made any stupid mistakes in Pokemon Go?
>>33047450
Slightly. Counter gains 8.89 energy per use, and tackle is 10. Counter has a base of 13.33 DPS while tackle has 10.
>>33047460
>Have (you) made any stupid mistakes in Pokemon Go?
Started playing it
>>33047460
top 15% in what exactly? what list are you getting your top 15% from?
>>33047448
That's the best defensive moveset, but why would you use this mini beast merely for defense?
>>33047489
pic related
I did an IV on some of them and they're rated 85% plus when Blue says the pokemon in question is "wonderous."
>>33047509
...this one.
my bad.
>>33047504
my phanphy has yet to be defeated from its saintly gym
>>33047509
>>33047513
>tfw at just 80%
He still fries atrocious sea snakes which I am indeed proud of.
wow guys my house is a natu nest!!!
>>33047576
I wish the tall bird was better
THANKS HANKE!
I love Pokémon GO, and I love you guys too
>>33047585
What do you mean better.
It's literally the beat Machamp counter.
>>33047576
inb4
>gotta catch em all worms
happy spring time!
>>33047558
I only keep the wonderful pokemon because I read that when you kill an egg you have a chance to spawn a clone pokemon to one you already own which will be of a higher CP...
So I only want the best, ya know?
>>33047631
Please don't spread misinformation, raids are hard enough as is.
>>33047631
I keep hearing his frailty is an issue, haven't done a machamp raid and they aren't very common in my area.
>>33047631
Xatu has shit defense and even shittier HP. Even with 4x resistance, it won't last very long. You're better off using Alakazam. And god help you if the raid Machamp has Bullet Punch or Heavy Slam.
>>33047654
If i get trips I'll max one out to lvl 40 and use it in a raid
>>33047675
>safe bet
Okay anon, sure would suck for you to have to use one Xatu in a raid
>yfw when the mystery challenge in chicago isn't the legendary birds or mewtwo
>it's actually a battle against hanke himselfmerged with his tentacruel like lusamine
>>33047643
Not just frailty, but also its lack of offense.
Allakazam has 50 percent more offense with similar bulk (less HP but more DEF). The extra type advantage doesn't matter all that much due to how ineffective t ype advantages are in this game.
It's not a bad bet though I guess. Might as well use it to fill slots if you have to. But six Alakazams/Espeons will get you farther.
>using Meganium to smash a Rhydon
>Gyarados next
>Meganium is using Vine Whip
>"Not very effective"
Explain this shit.
>>33047734
the mystery challenge will be the unveiling of a new badge where bronze costs $10, silver is $100, and gold is $1000. all the attendees will go for gold, and hanke will be laughing at the bank.
>>33047762
>>33047762
Actual answer, super effective moves are multiplied by 1.4, not very effective moves are multiplied by .714, this comes out to .9996 effectiveness, which triggers the not very effective message.
>>33047795
Well, shit. Great fucking game, Honke.
ok so if i have a pokemon in a gym it maxes out at 50 coins a day right? so if that pokemon stays in a gym for 4 days straight when it comes back will i get 200 coins? or is it a 50 limit total per unique defender no matter how long its defending?
>>33047795
>11 digit decimal is too confusing for pokemon go
hanke does it again
>>33047801
YOU max out at 50 per day, not your mon
you can strictly never get more than 50 coins a day
every minute your mon is in a gym longer than the 50 coin period is wasted in terms of coin revenue
>>33047805
oh that sucks, i dropped off a pokemon in a really random spot in a big park and now i think hes just gonna live there forever
>>33047801
Think about the company that runs this game and ask yourself which is more likely.
Just report the faggot
>>33047872
he has a solid point though
Damn, I left /pgg/ after I made some friends from raiding and joined the local discord. Why are you still here?
Apparnetly messing with the timezone to another day will allow you to get past the 50 daily coin limit.
Nice game coding Hanke.
rest in piss pee gee gee
>>33047246
Is that Philadelphia?
>>33047256
I don't think it's coming this year. Niantic really wants to milk this game dry to maximize their profits. They literally don't care about anything else about the game. That's why I say if you've spent more than 1 cent on this game, you are a sucker.
>>33047978
>tfw you've spent nothing on this game
Feels great
>>33047985
The game would be so so much better if every player was like us. Niantic would be forced to shake things up.
>>33047963
Chicago. Lucky there was an alley there as it was in the center of the block and idk if i could have hit it drifting.
I would have gone into a restaurant if needed be to get that
>>33048044
You know what to do.
Bring the chemo.
You must post the forbidden one.
>>33048046
Surely you could have picked more exciting way to get rangebanned
Not this shit again... a pokémon game where the Pokémon servers are constantly down... nice job...
Hanke is not amused.
>>33048036
So this is what people with 4chan pass get to do?
>>33048055
>he thought he could play this game when he wanted to
lol
night /pgg/
>>33048065
It's been down since yesterday evening and there were problems 3 days ago. It's fucking hilarious because while the TPC servers are down for a Pokémon game, Gogle's servers are always up.
>10km egg hatches
>first lapras come out
>no ice move
Is this useless? I already got tons of water pokemon with water moves.
>>33048126
EYE-DO-RO-PUMP-A!
>>33048096
Imagine playing Pokémon Go there.
Like a dream
>>33048126
same thing happened to me. my first 2 lapras both had water moves. i kept them and when TMs came out, i changed one to have two ice moves.
just keep yours for now and maybe youll get enough TMs to make it better.
PTC down for anyone else? Cant login for the past 2 hours, cant access the login website either.
Anyone else enjoying the poison event?
>bag upgrade still hasn't been discounted
Are you gonna make me pay full price Hanke?
>>33048157
I'm still at the starting bag space
Quilava raid soloed, 1 golden razz 3 revive + exp
FUCK YOU NIANTIC
Oh boy I'm sure I won't be the only one
>>33048168
What did you expect from a level 1 raid m8?
>open game
>see unholy trinity appear
>close
>>33048228
>doesn't want Pidgey candies and a gold Youngster medal
Fucking casual.
>>33048228
At least you get 3 spawn points in your house. I only have one and I need to drift to reach it.
Should I evolve this past 3k?
>>33048271
loool wrong pic
This.
>inb4 female
It's a barney. No masculine traits in this shit.
The moveset is optimal to kill Machamp
>>33048271
Holy kek
>>33048278
That is pretty decent. I'm not sure about leveling it up, haven't really spent stardust since the gym update. But go for it if you want it for raids.
>>33048020
They'd just go bankrupt.
Like it or not, we need the whales because without them there's even less incentive to make the game interesting.
>>33048303
No, that's the opposite. It *IS* the only incentive they have to make the game interesting.
Sure, shutting it down is the easier option but because of its immense cashcow potential, that is never going to be an option for a while.
What you allow, will continue.
As long as shitters and normies spend hundreds of dollars each buying fucking incubators, Niantic will think the status quo is good enough and stay there.
>>33048149
It's been down for around 13 hours.
Missed my catch bonus yesterday and same shit will probably happen today.
Going out on a regular basis makes me realize a lot of women wear sneakers and other footwear without socks most of the time.
Meanwhile If I do that I'm a pig...
>>33048353
>sweaty feet
Go on
>>33048353
They can also wear all types of clothes and accessories, but if a guy does that he's automatically gay, because what you wear clearly defines your sexuality.
>>33048329
PEOPLE WILL CONTINUE TO SUCK NIANTIC COCK IN THE HOPE OF THEM ENGENEERING A WAY TO MAKE 1VS1 FIGHT POSSIBLE.
ALTOUGH THEY WILL NEVER DO THAT EVEN IF THEY COULD SINCE THIS WOULD FUCK UP THE SELLS OF THE MAIN POKEMON SERIES OF THE NINTENDO.
SCREENCOCK THIS.
>>33048329
One guy in my area blew like 500 a week on this game. Fuck them
>>33048353
>>33048362
i see people everywhere going around without socks, whats up with that, dont they bother about ruining the skin of their feet?
Does anyone else feel that legendary raids is gonna ruin the game?
I don't like the idea of loads of people running around with legendaries, you know.
>>33048478
Legendaries can't be placed in gyms, it seems.
But I wouldn't even mind that since it's just 1 of a kind per gym.
>>33048478
Same shit happens in the main games when you do VGC, except it's not legends, but you pretty much always see people with the same mons running the same sets and strategies.
is throwing a chansey into a gym that already houses a blissey a good idea? mainly asking because i hatched a zengleam chansey and I don't have the candies to evolve it yet
>>33048488
>Legendaries can't be placed in gyms, it seems.
?
>>33048184
Just you and Jesus.
>>33048478
>Does anyone else feel that legendary raids is gonna ruin the game?
Do you mean this train wreck you call a game? That would be like eating shit and shitting it again to make it even shittier,Kek.
TPC servers still down. What a great fucking job, guise!
>>33048385
White people bullshit
>>33048619
>even TPC are surprised at people still playing this
>>33048488
>Legendaries can't be placed in gyms, it seems.
[citation needed]
The Articuno incident demonstrated that they were available for deposit into gyms.
>servers on the 22nd
>working
Bahahanhahahah
>>33048353
I also don't get it.
The only footwear for which it's acceptable and actually mandatory to not wear socks is sandals or other open shoes.
>>33048364
Well if you're wearing a skirt you're probably pretty gay. But I agree that it's pretty unfair. Men have a very limited amount of clothes to choose from, whereas women have an enormous list plus also they can wear men's clothes if they want to feel extra empowered.
>>33048488
Even if they were, they won't be as annoying as a Blissy, Snorlax or even a Chansey. I'd love to see them in gyms.
>>33048673
Hanke has contacts at Google. All is well.
>>33048803
Me too but the gloating would be insufferable from carfags that use scanners in my area.
>>33048803
It'd make it all the more useful to level up your Rhydons and Golems, too, and there'd be less of a focus on Water types in gyms (although that's gone down now that you can only have one Vape).
Honestly I think Zapdos might be the only legendary bird that's actually 'good' in gyms. Great offensive stats, solid defensive stats, and a typing that leaves it weak to only Rock and Ice. Moltres and Articuno are both stuck with double Rock weaknesses.
For gen II legendaries I guess they'll all be essentially buffed Eeveelutions.
>>33048855
Feraligatr is so much better than Vaporeon now. It fucks treeman up the ass with noth Crunch and Ice Punch.
>>33048861
>noth
Wot
Meant to type "Bite".
Also fuck this shit. 7 coins short from two raid passes ;_;7
>>33048640
Too lazy to cite directly but the gamemaster has a line of code that says something like "error_legendary_placement" or something like that. Check it out.
>>33048627
>hurr durr what are moccasins
Only lefturds think you socially vacuous chinks are super brains.
>>33048640
You mean the fake articuno incident that involved some one putting the skin of articuno over a pidgeot?
Everyday I wake up and check for an announcement of gen 3 or a double stardust event, everday I wonder what the fuck those faggots at Niantic are doing.
>>33048627
This is true. It's always some tall blonde scandinavian faggots walking around like this.
It's like their cuck trademark clothing.
>finally healed up foot
>can go out again
>SafetyNet is patched
IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T FUCKING WANT PEOPLE TO USE THEIR FUCKING APPS GODDAMNIT FUCKING DIPSHITS!
>>33048961
Ok I'll bite what are you talking about?
Yo wtf?
I cant run this on Cyanogenmod anymore? wtf
>>33048966
Some apps like PoGo, Snapchat and Google Wallet use a kindofprotection system that doesn't allow access to users with root. You can pass it by using systemless root, but they updated it around 15 hours ago and now there's no way of bypassing it (there's one way, but you have to type commands on a terminal and it may or may not work).
>>33048975
Spoofing is a lot easier on an iPhone.
>rooted phones
>>33048975
>>33048973
So spoofers are kill?
>>33048975
So I'm guessing this only fucks you over if you update your phone?
>>33049004
No, not even close.
>>33049012
how the fuck do i spoof now?
>>33049014
Get off your fat ass and go for a walk
>>33048973
My phone runs Cyanogenmod fine though?
>>33048997
I'm not spoofing and have no interest in it. I did it in my first account and it lost it's fun. I'mrooted so I can take over of my phone at 100%.
>>33049000
If you had more IQ than that of a potato you would know that you don't need to be rooted in order to trigger the SafetyNet shit. OnePlus phones and custom roms tend to not pass it simply because the system folder has been modified.
>>33049004
No.
>>33049010
No. SafetyNet is server side. My android isn't updated and I don't pass the check. Phones don't work like consoles.
>>33049014
This >>33049018
Stay safe, walkies.
>>33049027
>having a shitty phone
>9x 5km eggs
>>33049030
I have a nigger in the block I'm living. Fucking monkey leaves the toilet seat up, monkey hair everywhere and in the shower, smashes the doors instead of properly closing them, makes noise walking in and out at 3am, leaves toilet paper on the floor, leaves an horrible smell wherever he goes and doesn't take out the garbage, which other have agreed that each of us takes it every week.
And then they accuse us of being racist.
>>33049044
>he thinks this has to do with the phone itself and not the system
You're welcome for the (You), pajeet.
>>33048861
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Feraligatr Better Than Vaporeon Hahahaha Nigga Just Switch Your Pokemon Like Nigga Use Flareon Haha
>>33049027
Well, my rooted phone is working perfectly fine. So maybe you shouldgit gud
>>33049079
You mean by using the fix where you input some commands to the terminal and it only works on hald the phones or installing a module made by a 14 year old that may or may not break your phone? Please enlighten me, since you're so smart!
there's a bug that lets spoofers earn unlimited gym coins
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSilphRoad/comments/6nrmma/there_is_a_serious_bug_cause_daily_limit_of_coins/
Battery pack carrying option tier list
>Elder God Tier
Fanny pack
>Chad tier
Cargo shorts pocket
>/fa/ or Cold Weather tier
Jacket / coat pocket
>Retard tier
Backpack
>Oh shit nigga WTF are you doing? tier
Briefcase
>>33049101
Fucked if I know, all I know is I'm playing perfectly on my rooted phone right now
I finally have 200 coins.
Should I buy the bag upgrade or storage upgrade?
>>33049120
>spoofers
Nice editorialization there, walkcuck.
Anyone can exploit that loophole, not just spoofbros.
KYS.
>>33049130
>Elder God Tier
>Fanny pack
Only retards and /fit/ wannabies use fanny pack.
Real men wear satchels.
>>33049120
I hope people abuse this so much that it breaks the whole fucking game, to be honest.
>>33049137
I call bullshit. The only bypass is Magisk or other systemless based integration on a rom and, because no one was expecting an update, devs didn't have the time to patch roms and files. You're welcome for the (You)'s, tho.
>>33049147
you still have to hold the gyms for x amount of time
realistically only botters/spoofers can achieve this
>>33049149
Bindle is the true redpill
>>33049120
oh no a bug that makes gyms useful
the game is ruined! there was so much integrity and gameplay before this was revealed!
>>33049130
>walking around with a 22500 powerbank in everything else besides a backpack
It's pretty nice having it in my MP3 compartment and cable going through the headphones entrance to my pocket. Also allows me to carry more than 1L of water and food.
>>33049130
>Jacket / coat pocket
I used to keep it in my inner jacket pocket with a cable running through the inside of my sleeve so the plug would come out of my sleeve
>>33049166
How you carry the water? Bottles are cylindrical so they don't really fit well in a backpack.
>>33049176
in the water bottle holder on the side of any decent backpack?
>22500 powerbank
>more than 1L of water
>food
You spend a week in the wild or something?
>>33049150
>I call bullshit. The only bypass is Magisk or other systemless based integration on a rom and, because no one was expecting an update, devs didn't have the time to patch roms and files. You're welcome for the (You)'s, tho.
I don't know what to tell you man, I'm rooted and playing right now
>>33049176
How don't they fit decently? As long as you have a normal sized backpack you can fill it with something like 6 1.5L bottles.
>>33049184
Have you tried leaving home at 8am and coming back at 8pm by bicycle in the countryside?
@33049191
Pic with timestamp or you're bullshiting.
Does anyone have a botted account to give to me? I want to beat a Gengar, but I can't solo it.
>>33049208
Had to convert it to gallons so my burger mind could comprehend that you're carrying small bottles.
I leave a gallon jug of water in the car.
>>33049227
I mean that I will use that account on my other phone.
>>33049227
here we have an example where anon manages to defy all odds and actually be bad at pokemon go
>Dude on the local Facebook group calling out and identifying fags that use extra accounts to knock out mons from gyms held by their own team to replace them with their own mons with documentation and screenshots.
Is this faggotry or based level of autism?
>>33049208
>Pic with timestamp or you're bullshiting.
Of SafetyNet passing?
@33049285
Nice PS skills. Guess that's why you took so much time to respond.
>>33048156
all day every day since day 1
>>33049130
What about manpurses
>>33047115
Will Hanke appear in an episode of Trainer Tips? Will he tell Nick that it's nothing personal?
>>33048126
Ciao italibro how ya goin
>>33049295
did you just fucking @ a post
>>33049558
LOOK,I FOUND A SUMMERFAG!
>>33048126
>>33049492
>there are three Italians itt
Mamma mia
>>33048920
mad manlet detected women will always think of you as an old looking child
Welcome to shitsville
>managed to fix SafetyNet
>TPC servers still down
>about to lose my second catch of the day
>>33049120
I want to do this but I'm scared.
Will I get banned?
>>33049698
>second
thats almost as bad as missing your catch of the day #1
>>33049774
maybe. you shouldn't because it's Niantic's fault you can do the exploit. but Niantic might ban you anyway
Fucking cuck shill boys need to suck my hard throbbing cock that will teach them a thing or two about being men
>saved up 7000 gym bux over the months
>now down to 1400 because of raids
Why did they remove my beautiful 100 coins button? Now this game becomes stressful
Quick question, Should I return my go plus and just get a phone with a gyro so that in battery saving mode in game I can just flip my phone upside down to dim screen and continue to track distance? That is really the only reason I have the go plus and now am starting to regret it.
Yee my jap connect came through and caught this beautiful bastard for me. Only need them legendaries now.
>>33048156
Me
>>33049492
Another Italian? Wew
>>33049797
You don't get it. I lost the first catch of the 2 days!
>>33049977
>double sevens of a complete dex
You done good brah
You done good.
>>33049988
The Italian language makes me hungry.
>>33047097
That fucking face.
>still no hat Pichu
>get my 9th 10k egg
>>33049056
I guess he's an asshole and you're a racist
>>33049932
The Plus stops the phone from overheating and wastes much less battery.
>>33050264
I've had 10 5km eggs in row
>>33050307
But couldn't you just turn your phone upside down in battery saving mode for on the go to dim screen and track distance?
>>33050266
I've got 3 black "friends". I'm not racist, I just don't like people in general, specially the ones that act like an undeveloped species.
>>33050353
Yes. Basically the plus is for lazy faggots. And that have a plethora of Poke Balls at their disposal to use whenever the light pops up, no matter the Pokemon.
>>33047151
Remove Rurcrow?
>>33050387
Yeah I think I am going to return the Go Plus, and just upgrade my phone down the road, I only care about tracking distance not catching mons and spinning stops, the locked screen tracking thing should be an obvious part of the game but I cracked and got shilled. Neva again.
>realize legendaries are a week away
>look through Pokémon
>realize I only have 3 counters for best bird zapdos
>shit myself
>>33050488
>he still thinks we're getting legendaries
>not wanting that GO Fest hat Pikachu
You know what we need? An option to release eggs. Now THAT, would be a nice feature!
I like this meme.
>>33050369
Preach. Porch monkeys in general just suck. I live in the ghetto and you can not believe how many dudes my age just sit around outside all day, every day, doing nothing. I don't get why they don't get jobs. I guess even working at McDonald's is too hard for them.
>>33050264
Are you me? Did they increase the 10k egg drops while hardly giving out 2k eggs? And if I do get a 2k egg they're all geodudes.
>>33050603
Yeah, I actually was a NEET for 1 year and half because my country is shit to find a job. Then I moved to England and now that I have a job I can afford to buy things I want and live alone. I guess those guys just steal what they want instead.
The thing is, having a job means responsability and waste of time, but it's actually good to develop some skills and make your brain cells be active.
WHY IS THIS SPIDER IN THE 2K EGGS?
>>33048271
It evolves into the Grinch on Christmas but Hanke hasn't given us one yet
>>33050552
there should've been x stardust or something depending on how long you've been playing
there's nothing about this event that is about the anniversary
>>33047460
This weekend my phone lagged and registered too many taps and I evolved the terrible magikarp I had just caught for the candy, I had been saving up since the water festival and was almost at 800 so I could evolve my 100% and my shiny during my next mass evolution. Hold me /pgg/...
>>33050768
Top hankek
Anyone brit bros have a powerbank they could recommend me getting? Going camping for a week (missing go fest and chester) but still wanna get egg distance and some unique stops whilst hiking.
Heres a magnemite i caught recently in return
Every single time I try to do a raid I get an error once it starts. Also happens some times when I'm trying to take over a gym: ex: I take two down and from that point on I keep getting Error message. Any fixes, suggestions, anything?
>>33050837
Buy more Hankébux
>>33050837
Heh..
>>33050837
Restart your phone after you get error'd, sometimes that helps.
>>33050837
Set your clock on automatic.
What are good Zapdos counters ?
>>33050921
Golem, Tyranitar
>>33050921
Golem with Rock Throw/Stone Edge.
Piloswine with Ice Shard/Avalanche.
That's about it.
>>33050822
This one is pretty good and cheap. Bought it and has been holding fine. You need a cable to connect to your phone, since it only includes one to power the powerbank. I recommend charging it on a wall socket with a power brick. If you try to charge it through a computer it takes ages, since it already takes 1 night to charge on a wall socket.
>>33050943
>>33050952
What about Rhydon ?
>>33050822
>>33050973
Sorry, I'm retarded.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00F5Q4F0U/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
>>33050974
>those fast attacks
>>33050822
Go for the 26800 version if you really need it. If you can charge the 22400 version every 2 days of constant use you probably don't need the 26800, but that's upto you if you want to spend extra.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B071HNKCKT/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1
>>33050974
What ABOUT Rhydon?
>>33050974
Maybe MS/SE, but mudslap is still gonna be "not very effective" at like .74 or something
>>33049581
>>33049492
>>33048126
your guys's language is so beautiful.
>>33051029
>but mudslap is still gonna be "not very effective" at like .74 or something
Yeah man, everyone knows zapdos resists ground.
Apparently if you reset the phone time, it works with the 50 coin limit.
In essence;
> 5:00 - Pokemon A arrives back from gym 50 coins
> 5:01 - Change your phone to be the next day
> 5:02 - Pokemon B arrives back from gym with 50 coins
>>33049138
whatever you find yourself running out of space more often
>>33051124
In terms of farming this;
> Fill as many gyms as possible in your area
> Wait 8.5 hours
> Have a rival team or alt-account knock one out
> Set phone time to the next day
> Have a rival team or alt-account knock one out
> Repeat process
>>33051059
>>33051124
Lol fucking niantic man.
>double rock golem is being touted as a legendary bird counter
>it's weak to ice
>mfw team mystic
>>33050921
>mfw Shuckle becomes good
>>33049138
Get an IV checker and check the majority of your Pokemon's IV's, get rid of anything low and keep the remaining strong Pokemon. This maximises your storage space.
Once that is done, spend the coins you have on the bag upgrade - given it enables you more items so you wont have to visit Pokestops as often.
>lv 4 raid turns out to be Lapras
>excited, I have a few but none with high IVs
>get 8 balls, given my earlier raid experience I figured I'd have good odds
>8 great curve throws later, it flees
Pity, actually wanted that one. Although I got 10 candies from the raid and grabbed another 10 km egg right before it, so I have that going for me.
Who else got failed by RNG today?
>>33050860
Nothing personnel...
Gym about 20-25 minute walk away, tempted to take it down but i know the area is filled with one of the main opposing team.
Is it worth it /vp/ ?
>Want to tackle Tier 3 Raids
>Discords only want to do Tier 4
>>33049061
Have you killed many Feraligatrs with Exeguttor yet? Tell me how it went after two consecutive Crunches or Ice Punch.
Meanwhile Vaporeon poses no threat at all to grass types.
>>33051207
Raid 3 are generally low prioirity where I live since pretty much everyone have various kinds of eeveelutions and the other mons aren't as great as they used to be, although Machamp raids usually get us riled up since it's such an anti-meta mon. That, and Machops are rare 'round these parts.
>>33051244
You will still get x2 from any grass attack by treeman.
>>33051207
you can do them alone
>>33051244
There is dodging
>get out of work
>always a Snorlax or a TTar waiting for me with huge groups of autists forming teams
Life is gr8
>>33051280
>Dodging
>three bar moves
Meanwhile you don't need to dodge Vaporeon at all.
Face it, Vaporeon is shit. kys you furry worshippers
>>33051284
>not wanting to know the genre of a song you like so you can search for more like it
>listening to something at less then 320kbps
It's because of people like you that the world is how it is!
>>33051303
>one water mon is worse than other water mon
>at fighting grass mon
Why would you even use water mons against grass?
>>33051303
Are you the El Lagarto guy?
Are you that lizard loving feraligatr fanboy?
Just use a fucking fire type to kill grass types.
Jesus.
>>33051326
>>33051327
I was talking abot leaving them at gyms and no im not, I'm a guy that just hates Vaporeon and his fanboys in these generals.
>>33051021
>>33050985
Cheers anon, will probably get the cheaper one, aiming to go for a few hours a day, will have power when back at tent
>>33051355
>leaving them at gyms
You really think using Feraligatr will stop someone from destroying your gym? At best they will have to use more potions afterwards.
If you want to set up a trap then use double water Lapras.
>>33051355
HEARD YOU WAS TALKING SHIT
>>33051379
You'll be fine, then. I've used it for a whole day playing go and had more than 50% by the end of it.
>>33051391
shut the fuck up and stop replying to me
if niantic really wants to maximize money milking, theyd make regionals spawn from incense. very few people buy incense, but if it were capable of spawning regionals anywhere, then people would want to dump their hankebux on incense so they could complete the pokedex.
>>33051154
That's what you get for picking worst bird
Zapdos masterrace
>>33051414
>very few people buy incense
Source: my ass
>>33048228
>Vodafone
I'm jelly i have to walk a couple blocks for pokemon
>>33051124
>>33051141
Not anymore. Niantic realized they screwed up and disabled coin collection entirely. No Hankebux for you today!
>>33051207
>the trap in our Discord started DM'ing me suggestive messages
HELP
>>33051154
Nigga I have like 7 high iv counters for articunto. Im not worried about that faggot. I only have golem and tyranitar for Zapdos. Maybe piloswine and aerodactyl?
>>33051459
>Hoppip
Thanks for the reminder
>>33051470
Show screenshots anon
>>33051406
O hai Mark
>>33048278
Let my boy fuug?
>>33051501
>>33051501
Who's that pokemon??
If Niantic bans a spoofer, are their pokemons still visible in gyms? It used to be like that, but I just witnessed something strange.
Yesterday evening I defeated a gym and put my pokemon in first. Others added their pokemons in later so logically my pokemon should be the first to be kicked out. However the local spoofer which came in second, was kicked while my pokemon remained (a bit damaged though).
Did Niantic got him or did something else explainable happen?
>>33051554
>no poliwrath vs tyranitar
damn shit tier image
>Anniversary Box is gone
What did Niantic mean by this?
>>33051569
> Niantic doing anything to spoofers
Please
Niantic never acts on spoofers, only occasionally on bots - but very very rarely.
>>33051569
Spoofer puts in >3000CP mon.
Spoofer mon decays faster.
Attacker does two full rounds.
Spoofer mon is gone, yours stays.
Hard to follow? Back to elementary school?
Hanke pls
>>33051525
>dragon tail
Honestly even the slower water gun is more enjoyable to spam than that. Where's your dragon breath dnite?
>TPC servers offline for 68 hours
>>33051590
Nothing persenel, kid
>>33051590
Nigga are you even trying?
>>33051590
Are you me
Just realized I'll have this shitty bronze medal forever. It's no my fault gyms sucked until a week ago.
>>33051627
>Hat Pichu
I want it so bad....
>>33051603
Traded it in a while back. It had hyperbeam. I have a shiton on Pokémon with that move. Also best bird confirmed.
>>33051612
Thanks for posting my image
>>33051583
>Hard to follow? Back to elementary school?
Rude
But that's probably it.
>finally have a hatchu in a stop near me
>TPC servers down
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>>33051645
It's mine now
>>33051672
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't know HOW this game did it, but it sucked 40% battery in 20 minutes.
Wow.
>>33051706
welcome to Pokemon GO
New bread when?
also why tf doesnt vp have any janitors? I know they share a mod with /w/ but what the fuck. I wake up and the spam is still here
>>33051706
>playing this game without a powerbank
Madman
>>33051706
it's gotten way worse recently.
last time I opened pogo, my phone flashed 15% remaining and then immediately powered down
>>33051706
That's why everyone who plays this game has at least three chargers. One plugged into your phone, one fully charged on standby, and one currently being charged by the coal powered generator you carry around in your backpack
>It's been a week and my mon still hasn't came back from his gym
Is the gym meta really this dead? I've never held a gym longer than a day let alone a week. It's literally the only yellow gym in town, is it bugged or something?
I'm beginning to worry.
>he doesn't have a 100% larvitar
>>33051706
>>33051737
I have 2 solar powerbanks that I carry i my shoulder holsters so I can charge while I walk.
>>33051762
Welcome to well thought out ideas
>>33051762
Hello and welcome to a shit gym update that you faggots wanted so badly because you couldn't be bothered to battle during the old gym system.
Enjoy the stagnation as everyone gives up trying with gyms/the game in general.
Wish me luck senpai.
Damn, I wish I had a farfetchd. Thats one of my all time favs
I only get heracross and fucking corsola where I live.
>TPC servers go up
>finally able to catch hatchu in a stop near me
>go there limping because of damaged foot
>it's a colossal cunt
>it's a piece of shit
THANKS HANKE!
Any way to turn down the graphics?
Me and my raid group took a gym yesterday. Then 1 today. When the mons came back, they did so fainted, but we got no coins. Today's mon was there for like an hour, and yesterday's for like a day. Why did we get no coins.
>>33051767
>he doesn't catch 100% tyranitars from raids
>>33051885
>Acting like that's so bad
Check your poke-privileges anon. All I have is Taruos.
>>33051885
Well at least you get 2. All I get is fucking tauros. Which would be fine if he was any good. Heracross is the only top-tier regional anyway.
>there's a 60 year old level 40 player that's walked 6000km that turns up at raids
What a machine
>>33051054
I am Greek
>>33051885
All I have is Mr. Meme you shitlord
>>33051928
We're cursed to be American for ever anon. We have all this freedom but it doesn't mean shit if I can't catch a Heracross.
>>33051943
I've seen alot of old asian couples play this.
>>33051964
>living in canada
>>33051964
There's always groups of asians
They never come in singles, always at least 2
>>33051969
NEW
>>33051969
THREAD
>>33051969
>>33051973
Commiefornia, actually.
San Fagcisco to be more specific.
>>33051762
my strongest pokemon has been stuck for 22 days now...
>>33051737
i run a solar charger, too, just in case
>>33051947
tri moreta
>>33051921
Repostan. Someone help me.
>>33051459
I've been with Vodafone for a long time now, I don't see anything wrong with it. Is it infamous elsewhere?
>friend who had to start over due to botting reports some other guy who's legit to Niantic
>he gets banned
Sasuga
>>33051467
It is like a bunch of middle school age developers are developing this game and are in the wrong field, oh wait...
>>33050369
>I know people who aren't my race and therefore it's impossible for me to have racial prejudice
You're in denial, bitch
>>33050654
They must've because I've never received more than 4 in under 2 days
>>33051846
Good. The less casuals players the better.