>you get home >see Skyla's butt in your face Wat do?

burn down my home

>>33046474
Just go with it.

Give me one reason why Skyla isn't girlfriend material.

1. freak out because a character from a video game is in real life
2. ask about Pokémon stuff and if they're real
3. when she tells me she doesn't have any because it was a crazy person, kick her out and call the police
4. tell my girlfriend I had a really bad day

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>>33046474
Don't need unknown thots in my house doing fuck-all. Begone with that bullshit.

>>33046474
Continue my day like its normal.

>>33046474
Tell her to stop eating so much Taco Bell and to wipe her butt better next time she poops because her ass reeks

>>33046474
>Check to see if this is really happening
>Ask her why she's in my home
>Ask her to leave?

She's just a girl. If she's not there for sex, whats the point?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tyrKeThaEJM

>>33046474
beg her to sit on my face and release her foul wind

>>33046498
>4. tell my girlfriend I had a really bad day

This is where I lost my suspension of disbelief

>"Nice, but you aren't my Gardenia."
>Gives it a hard smack before kicking her out

>>33046998
>>33046494
Is it really so hard to believe that some anons on here have girlfriends?

Tell her I ordered a Lillie and ask her to leave and call the company no not fuck up my order next time.

>>33047049
It is, I have one for like 3 years and I still don't believe it.

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Praise it

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>>33046474
>"get home", implying I'm entering through the front door
>see Skyla's butt in my face
Like, how? Is she hanging by the front door or something?

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>this thread
This board deserves to be nuked.

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>>33046474

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>>33046474
So where's the rest of her body? Has she been murdered and disposed of improperly?

>>33046498
>implying you'll not fuck it.

>>33047049
On a board about a game aimed at 8 year olds, yes, yes it is

>>33047714
underrated post

>>33046474
Ask after Elesa, obviously.

>>33048339
Donacdum Houston, Skyla is still alive, for some reason..

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I'd fug her

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>>33046474

>>33046474
brrrt

>>33052084
That's not Houston, that's his original character, Bloustin

B

>>33055100
R

>>33055107
A

>>33055115
P

>>33055115
P

>>33055100
>>33055107
>>33055115
>>33055122
>time between posts
Anon, it's funnier when more than one person does it.

>>33046474

Sign for the delivery, send her on her way and start cooking dinner for my bae Aurea.

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>>33047845
Captcha: SKYES Only