Don't evolve. Stay an Eevee. Join the straight master race!

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>>33043542
who got fucked up by antidepressants and don't have a fucking clue what their sexuality is here?

>>33043580
I fap to every kind of porn (Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Furry, Feral, Hentai) but I don't feel attracted for anything irl, what the fuck I am?

>>33043625
Desensitized.

>>33043580
i take too much medicine for my autism

>>33043542
See that Eevee? I, a Cisgendered White Male, am going to fuck him.

>>33043625
ruined

>>33043542
I want to impregnate all Eeveelutions though.

>>33043625
either >>33043628 or peak performance if you never liked 3D

>>33043580
Not fucked up by anything but I struggle to understand myself. Feels bad when I see a cute girl and get all flustered but then realize that I don't get arouses by them.

>>33043625
wow anon I feel this way too. the idea of doing anything sexual with other people seems gross to me but then I stay up late reading pokephilia fanfiction and watching hitomi tanaka

>>33043625
Same here, though I tend to fap frequently to something specific for a long time (usually at least a year) before moving to the next subject of my sexual fantasies.
I like people IRL, but I, for some reason, don't feel the need to start a "serious" relationship and/or fuck them, like other people appear to.

>>33043580
Do antidepressants affect hormones/sexuality?

>>33043714
Kek

>>33043542
Reminder that eevees are useless trash. Please evolve your eevee as quickly as possible. Any eeveelution is better than an eevee.

>>33045468
You need to go back to tumblr

>>33045477
No

>>33045481
What are you, a faggot?

>>33045468
>Eevium Z

>>33045491
Considering you're the one using the trip, I'd say the only faggot here is you.

Eevee is a dumb poop colored, small, weak, fox dog abomination

>>33045499
>gimmick

>>33043625
>>33043763
>>33043860
All jokes aside here, are you guys virgins? If so it's probably just because you've never had sex.

>>33045528
I'm not, but I losed it with a person that I didn't even liked.

>>33043939
Yeah, they can permanently decrease sex drive.

>>33043542
wouldn't that be more abdl shit, refusing to grow up and move on

>>33045580
http://www.medicaldaily.com/antidepressants-dont-just-change-your-sex-drive-they-can-affect-your-feelings-love-toward-297598
proof if you don't believe some random anon

>>33045593
It's actually just a series of images with each Eevee representing a different sexuality.
My interpretation is that we're all born straight (Eevee), but some of us decide to be faggots (the Eeveelutions).

>>33045626
post the rest faggot

>>33045626
>tfw Extreme Evoboost is using degenerate faggots as an impersonal kink to help build your sex drive (stat boosts), then Baton Pass on your genes
>tfw only straight sex can produce new babies, and thus have the potential for life to evolve

>>33045630
http://thehumorousace.tumblr.com/post/152313124521/sleepy-sery-dont-let-someone-tell-you-who-to

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>>33045684
stopped after vaporeon so the rest of the eeveelutions didnt get ruined for me

why do fags make this garbage?

>>33043625
Same.

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>>33043542
>the heterosexual one is normal-type
kek

>>33045684
>Gen 1
>Normal people, regular faggots, and people who aren't ready for commitment

>Gen 2
>Time goes on, faggotry is more acceptable, now we have superfags and people who try to justify their inability to get laid by saying that they don't want it at all

>Gen 4
>More time has passed, now we have overzealous drag kings and queens who got into character too hard

>Gen 6
>If you don't give your children hormone replacement therapy, the Canadian government will take them away and charge you for it anyways

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>>33043542
For me its about the person inside of the external meat sack. Doesn't really matter what form they take, if I find something fascinating about the inner Self, then I'm attracted to that.

As per my own physicality, I like all sorts of things, Men, Women, In betweeners, pretenders, heck all sorts of things.

I guess you can say that Love is my ultimate attraction, and I get turned on by things and people who love me at my core.

(Not family love cause that's weird, but that certain "I love you from the very bottom of my heart" love.)

So if I'm attracted to the peculiarity of the individual within the shell, and they have that ember of Love, then it really doesn't matter to me what their outsides look like.

Then again, I married a woman so I guess that means Im technically straight?

>>33043656
>tripfag has autism
What a surprise

Eevee is for hugs and cuddles, not sex.

Sex is why Gajinkas exist.

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>>33046955
>gajinkas

>>33046955
Kill yourself, casual.

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>>33043580
here you go buddy
https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/are-fetishes-innate
https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/ask-us-iam-attracted-to-gay-transsexual
https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/am-i-asexual

>>33045684
>"Asexual Humor!"
>Jolteon isn't the gay one
hahaha nope. :^)