When will it end?

>>33036750
/v/'s "fresh" meme huh?

>>33036750
>purplekecleon meme
stop

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>>33036750

>>33036750
hi tumblr

or yknow gamefreak coulda just made a gender neutral design that stuck with the bandit theme

all pokemon should be 100% female tbqh

>>33037040
except salazzle is already gender neutral you dumb furfaggot

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>>33037054
>feminine design/build and 100% female
>gender neutral
pick one

>>33037117
You're just projecting your scalie fetish onto a kids game, faggot. It's literally a lizard standing on two legs.

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>>33036750
>tfw USM will bring a male evo for Salandit

>>33036994

Umm anon bulls are never female. They aren't a liberal faggot like you and they know who they are.

>>33036750
C'mon, everyone knows Salazzle is the dommy mommy /ss/mon

>>33037187
Suuuure it will. Right after a male Combee evolution.

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>>33037421
Yeah, and right after the male Kirlia evolution.

>>33037040
it's technically more gender neutral thsan primarina

>>33037443

Gallade broke through the Jewish propaganda of transgenderism and became a true fighting force.

>>33036750

Lol. yes, Stop that.

>>33036750
At the very least it should have a separate male evolution that keeps the bandit theme that its pre-evo has

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>>33036750
ftfy

>>33037170
(You)

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fixed.

>>33036750
Hey, I've got an idea. If you're not a big enough fan to buy the latest mainline game regardless of quality, you aren't a real Pokemon fan and should fuck off back to /v/ where you belong.

>>33037627
go to bed masuda

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>>33037634
No.

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>>33037605
Gotchu senpai

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this is the true thing

>>33037605
Is there one for Combee?

>>33037726
best post. I see what you did there.

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>>33036750

>>33037194
Kys polcuck

>>33039672
That's literally the worst salazzle sprite I've ever seen

>>33039672
Primarina looks just as good in 3D though

>>33039688
post one better then

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>>33039717
Actually looks pretty sick.
I'd get rid of the jewel on its head though, seeing as male Combee don't have the red marking it obviously develops from.

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>>33039690
No, it looks undefined, unfocused and bland.

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>>33037443
Gallade is the most unnecessary evo ever. It exists solely because of people who were like "naw dat's gay my little psychic green blob thing boy shouldn't wear a dress when he's evolved"

>>33037726
>>33037605
What the fuck is that tumor on the male's back?

>>33040009
>It exists solely because of people who were like "naw dat's gay my little psychic green blob thing boy shouldn't wear a dress when he's evolved"
I'm not sure if you're aware but Gallade came out before the era of pandering. It came out in the very next gen. In the same gen as lots of contentious evos. Someone in development, far removed from any opinions, decided male Gardevoir are strange. Just like someone decided female Glalie were strange.

>>33040014
It's supposed to be like the typical Japanese bandit knapsack.

>>33039672
Why do autists whine about how they wish the games stayed with sprites? The switch to 3D was inevitable. Plus sprites keep gf limited to what they can do. Over time 3D will improve and models will look better. Obviously gen 5 sprites look miles better than gen 1 sprites.

>>33040017
I still think the Dawn Stone has potental.
If Salandit had an either gender bandit evo, and salazzle was a female only Dawn stone evo, there'd be a lit less conplaints.

But then again, I think they should do more split evo's in general

>>33036750
looks like traps aren't gay after all, thank you for opening my eyes, OP

>>33040087
MALE GOTHITELLE EQUIVALENT PLEASE

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I've still never seen the original unedited version of this. Where and what the fuck is it

>>33040598
https://twitter.com/glitchedpuppet/status/883143570739257344

>PurpleKecleon
Considering everything she has done, it's surprising people rarely talk about her. Nowadays, at least.

>>33040026
>The switch to 3D was inevitable.
That doesn't make it good. Lots of bad things are inevitable.

>>33040634
>T H E
>C U R R E N T
>Y E A R

>female azurill could evolve into male marill for 3 generations
>now impossible in 3ds
How can xey get away with it?

>>33042419
Because it was a gender ratio bug

>>33037523
>>>/pol/

>>33042482
>if you aren't mutilating your body, you're /pol/
I bet you self-castrated yourself, cuck.

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>>33040634
>https://twitter.com/glitchedpuppet/status/883143570739257344
>fur fag comic maker
>mad about monster girls
jesus christ its like im in the twilight zone

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>>33042530
>shit talking jews and saying they're controlling the world
>not /pol/

>>33042463
>transgenderism and gender fluidity are mistakes
Kindly fuck off, hun.

>>33040014
I guess its like a sack robbers and such carry on their backs.

Or Santa Claus.

>>33042586
Good goy

>>33042697
go back to tumbler faggot

>>33037726
>No Timbs

Im kinda sad.

>>33036750
did people bitch this much about Vespiquen, too?

>>33039717
Technically wouldnt make sense since there are no bee kings

>>33037605
This is the only real answer.
Different evos are the best, having only one sex evolving makes the other sex useless, because everyone is going to pick the one that evolves.
If you can choose, hovewer, it becomes interesting.

>>33043893
It's a reference to how in some reptiles the females get much larger and live longer than the males.

It's not supposed to be balanced, that's not the gimmick. The gimmick is to get you to specifically search for a female one.

>>33042901
Vespiquen makes sense though, since the most important aspect of a bee colony is the queen, and majority of drones are males. It also refers to how only female bee's become the next queen during swarming season, always picked by drones.
Salazzle however, makes jack shit sense, because you have a bandit themed lizard who suddenly evolves into a fucking whore.

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>>33040634
Fixed

>>33042932
It could make sense as a soldier bee.

>female Combee evolve into high attack/speed worker/soldier bee
>male Combee evolve into high special/low speed drone bee
>female Combee only evolve into Vespiqueen if the father is a male Combee evolution

>>33044079
10/10

>>33042697
but it is

>>33044079
That's gay anon

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>>33037726
I gotchu F A M

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>>33039690
cancer

>>33042930
All you deserve is a helicopter ride, you fucking faggot.

>>33039680
underage found

>>33040634
>purplekecleon

Why the fuck is this autist not gassed yet

>>33036750
I know right? This is worse than that Doctor Who shit.

>>33048030
no fucking way, finally we have a female doctor ??? my dreams come true

>>33047923
This, how can anyone take what she says seriously let alone like her when all the shit she's been doing has been revealed for years

>>33042301
You know what also wasn't good?

GF's sprites.

>>33044028
Yeah, jack shit sense, just like people like you, that can't even read the official description.
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

plus
>like a few other animals like the seahorse, anglerfish, mantis etc have the female as the superior entity
>some lizard species are female only
>it's a fucking Cat's Eye parody

Literally 1+1 and you retards can't even figure that.

>>33049371
>GF's sprites

Your taste, also.

>that can't even read the official description
They invented that. They actually could say both genders could do that. Is not like the Bees case, that's a real world fact.

>>33042301
It was good. Pokemon actually has good 3D models, unlike its sprites, which were only of more than "acceptable" quality in one game, which was Crystal.

>>33049386
YOUR taste, if anything. Crystal might get a pass. Fourth gen backsprites ONLY get a pass. Every other thing related to graphics in mainline is fucking awful for the system they're on and for the time of their release. Gen 3 is especially at fault here.
You know what was GOOD? The Reshiram/Zekrom/Kyurem models from BW/2. Some of the highest quality 3D the system could offer.

>They invented that. They actually could say both genders could do that.
And they invented Salandit too. And its description was there since day 1. So don't complain if you get a female when it was shown from the start that they were more important than the males.
And even ignoring every single thing i mentioned in my earlier post, this isn't the "real world", it's Pokemon and thus not real. GF could've made Vespiking a thing and reverse the real world rules and no one would've said anything. Or they would've, seeing how we have people complaining about Lurantis's typing exactly because GF did this reverse thing.

>>33049409
BW sprites / FRLG sprites >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crystal Sprites

>>33037443
Except they said US/UM. Gallade is a different species introduced in another Gen to a Pokémon that wasn't specifically intended to be female in it's evolution anyway.

There is no good reason to expect one in US/UM at the very least and at all realistically.

>>33049311
Suprise this fresh meme was made by an lolcow