100 Edition
Previous thread: >>33019885
Screencaps of previous threads(thanks to sceencap anon!): https://imgur.com/a/7TfUl
Discord: https://discord.gg/wCv6pGE
Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing
Story so far: You are Ron, a human who one day turned into a Tepig. Along with your friend Oshawott, you started an exploration team, investigating a mystery of a captured Shaymin, a rogue Tapu Koko, and a dying world. Check the screencaps to catch up!
Deciding it's time for some answers, Shaymin has directed your team in the direction of Mt. Yonder, where a portal to Aula Calesti, the meeting place of many legendary pokemon, awaits. Despite your exploration of the mountain, however, you discovered your path to Aula Calesti cut off. With rumors of a secret path swirling around, you were soon summoned by a Celebi- who revealed to you that you and Osha had a hand in the secret path's construction... some time in the mountain's history. Gathering up your things, you traveled back to the past.
>>33036585
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.
Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.
where's the celebratory otter kiss
>>33036593
>After escaping that Heatran's chamber, you ascended yet further up the towering mountain. The next room, however, seems a bit barren... hm.
>Welp, what would you like to do? 3, 6, 8
>>33036614
Give Celebi a big old smooch on the lips
>OP has tolerated us for 100 threads
Is there a strongest man on this earth?
>>33036585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY
Yaaay! Lets go for the 200 threads!
>>33036614
Who is that Smoochum?
Break rocks as usual.
>>33036614
Tell Celebi her new blonde hair is beautiful, then do this >>33036621
>>33036636
>>33036621
Osha: Celebi? What are you talking about Ron? We've never met a Celebi before. I guess you could've gotten confused though, since it was Smoochum who let us time travel in the first place, remember?
happy 100 threads awooo!
>>33036732
>Previously
Osha: Is this where you were leading us, Carbink?
Smoochum: Yes, hello. Thanks Carbink. I've called you all in to show you my new invention
>>33036758
Smoochum: A time machine! We should all go on a time travelling adventure together!
Osha: Yeah! That sounds great. I'm sure we can take a break from whatever we were doing for that!
Shaymin: Wow, that's amazing Smoochum. You're so smart and amazing.
Smoochum: Aw, don't you all know it! ;)
>>33036771
>Currently
Osha: And we've been travelling together ever since.
Smoochum: That's right, but I'll forgive you Ron, since you're such a goof
>Smoochum plants a kiss on your cheek
>2, 6, 8 next
>>33036788
This still can't be real, poof the rock to make sure it isn't
>>33036795
Reroll
>>33036788
Apologize to smoochum and move on
>>33036788
Pick up that rock with our Super Piggy Strength and crush smoochum with it, make it look like an accident
>>33036771
>No TARDIS
One job, OP, one job.
>>33036810
re, but instead or moving on, tongue her because she's so smart and amazing.
>>33036814
re but also slap her ass and blame nibbles
>>33036835
re but also that ass firmly.
Compliment her depending on how firm that ass is
>>33036812
Osha: Oh boy, looks like there was a warp tile under that boulder. Wonder where it leads.
>>33036881
>4 ft.
what did he mean by this
>>33036881
>Whoops
>>33036888
It is the size of our dick
>>33036891
Machop: Whoa! Watch it there, Ron. I know that was a heavy boulder but you almost hit Smoochum
Osha: Well I'm just glad we had you here, Machop.
>4, 7, 0 next
>>33036907
Thank machop for saving smoochum, he is the hero this team needs
>>33036907
Rolling to nickname Machop Buffy, then hurl ourselves in the portal with reckless abandon.
>>33036907
Ask machop what happened to the 3 tags on his forehead.
>>33036907
Ask them to explore this room while we go into the previous one alone, there is some weird shit in here
I really hope we get to stomp Darkrai tonight
>>33036920
Smoochum: Tags? What are you talking about, Ron?
Osha: Oh, you mean at the well? Yeah, you weren't there with us back then Smoochum, but Machop really came through for us.
>>33036996
Machop: Hey, thanks for pulling me out of that well.
Osha: Uh, sure... you don't... happen to have anything to get rid of this Zygarde do you?
Machop: Well it just so happens I found these three wishing tags. I'm sure they would help.
Osha: Gosh, how specific and convenient!
Machop: Yep, and yet, it's 100% true and real!
>>33037014
Osha: And that's how that happened.
Smoochum: I see, well it's interesting to hear how you all met, but I think we should keep moving on
>>33037023
Osha: Ah great, these are always confusing and shitty. Hm... which way should we go?
>3, 6, 8
>>33037045
Send a teammate down each one and have them report back if they find anything.
>>33037045
Didn't we establish that we have a totem? We should check that to see if we are dreaming.
>>33037060
Do this but first take a short break to sit on the otter's face
>>33037045
Tell our partners to enter one each and when we are alone start punching the walls, screaming and using fire attacks to turn to normalcy
>>33037060
roll
>>33037073
Osha: Totem? I don't remember any totems or whatever. We didn't fight any totem pokemon did we?
Shaymin: Well there was that incident with the Tapu Koko. He's totem pole-inspired, I guess?
>>33037182
Osha: Oh no! Mayor Magmortar is dead!
Shaymin: And we're... just standing here while the culprit is attacking? Maybe?
>>33037188
Osha: Wait, did I remember that right?
Shaymin: I... think that's how it went... but how did we get out of that again...?
Machop: Uh... may-maybe now's not the time for reminiscing. Why don't we move on?
>2, 6, 8 next
>>33037200
Send everyone down the teleporters we didn't enter from except for Osha.Hug him tight and never let go.
>>33037200
Do this >>33037060 but once we are alone use the Crystal Ball to talk with Spitiromb and ask him what the fuck is going on
>>33037226
Also don't forget to sit on the otter's face
>>33037226
>>33037060
Osha: Alright, we'll scout things out a bit. You stay here, Ron so we'll have a waypoint to keep track of.
Smoochum: We don't have enough ways forward, so I guess I'll check backwards a bit.
>>33037286
Spiritomb: Whoa, this thing works through time too. Wow, no, wow, for real, I'm actually impressed here. This is some quality craftsmanship. Weird as hell being teleported through both space and time but hey, still better than the pit.
Whaddya want, babyback?
>1, 4, 8
>>33037298
Ask him why our partners are now different and how do we fix it
>>33037298
Ask him if he thinks smoochum is hot, tell smoochum his answer
>>33037306
this
>>33037321
>>33037306
Spiritomb: What, like, in general or... I mean either way, no Smoochum are weird and hot pink and yellow is a hideous color combo. Hm? Who? No, I don't remember if you added a Smoochum to your party, but you have to understand, I just barely care about you and the rest of the scooby gang.
>0, 5, 7
>>33037303
re. and how to get a piece of that ass
>>33037354
Focus! Explain what is happening and ask this >>33037303
>>33037354
Ask him if it's possible for a pokemon to mess with memory.
And which pokemon can do that
>>33037354
Ask him what he would do if he suspected that he was stuck in a dream or other reality.
>>33037366
reroll
>>33037366
>>33037303
Spiritomb: So you're saying that your teammates are being switched out for different pokemon but your friends all have memories of them, huh? Well, that could certainly be the work of iunno a psychic pokemon or something. Messing with minds is like, their trademark or something. But maybe just to be safe, try not to think back on any of your past adventures, like for example, when we first met
you there Ohpee?
>>33037463
Osha: Oh no! Our stumbling across those planted clues has opened up this crazy portal!
>>33037474
Sableye: Hey got any gems?
>>33037482
Sableye: Right, so like I was saying, got any gems?
>4, 6, 8
>>33037492
smash his stupid face in with the crystal ball and run into the portal after Osha
OPEN YOUR EYESand close the cursed image thread, we know you did this Uxie
>>33037492
Welp, since this is a false reality, we should do what we are best at doing.Indiscriminate rape. Of Smoochum.
>>33037517
This
>>33037492
grab the ball, grab osha, and btfo of here
>>33037498
>NUUUUHHHH
Sableye: Hey, this looks tasty
>>33037589
Osha: Ron! I thought you were going to stay back there so we'd all have a meeting point! Ah well. This path had a couple branches, but I didn't get too far down either. Looks like both ways have some pokemon guarding them. We should find the others and see what their paths had, or at least so we can take those pokemon down
>>33037631
Smoochum: There you guys are! Our paths were all dead ends, so we came back looking for you. Anything down this way?
>3, 4, 7 next
>>33037645
Don't even think, just grab Osha and run into the portal on the right
>>33037666
Can't argue with Satan
>>33037666
Okay satan
>>33037666
I agree with Satan.
>>33037645
Knock all 3 of them into the warp and explain the situation to Osha.Smooch otter if you must
then run towards one of the back portals
>>33037666
Do this, but when we are alone we explain the situation to Osha, and suggest killing Smoochum since it is the only psychic type here plus we already had an incident with her in the tower
This is ultimately going to end with Osha getting replacedand I'm going to cry when it happens
>>33037673
>>33037666
>You grab Osha and make a run for it to the next warp.
Osha: R-ron! Wait!
Nidoran: Guys! Hang on! Was it something I did? I know Ron's never been to comfortable with me, ever since we met
>>33037765
Osha: Man, that sure was a grueling battle vs. Nidoking. But in the process we all learned the the TRUE King of the Forest was in out hearts all along. Now to see what these gears do.
>>33037782
nani
>>33037782
Nidoran: Hey there!
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Nidoran: Uh
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Osha: Ron, stop screaming
>>33037788
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33037788
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Osha: Ron, stop! You're going to run straight into those angry pokemon over there! Honestly, I don't know what's gotten into you today!
>3, 7, 9 next
>>33037813
Run past them.
Continue screaming
>>33037820
This. Loudred should appreciate someone as loud as it.
>>33037813
Calm yourself down by sitting on the otter's face
>>33037813
Ask the pokes to mercy kill you and make the nightmare end. Unless they're our teammates, in which case >>33037820
>>33037825
Reroll
Did we spend any gold on anything lately? I thought we were in the 100s last I checked
>>33037856
Nigga, our mind is falling apart. There's more important things to worry about.Like how do we save Osha from disappearing?
>>33037843
>>33037825
>>33037820
>>33037897
>oh no
Smoochum: Don't worry, we'll take care of it!
Nidoran: Man, all this fighting and room hopping reminds me of that time we went through that mansion and met a new friend there!
>>33037907
>>33037915
Nidoran: Uh... yeah. That sure was... a time. Hey, we beat these guys! I guess we can keep going now
>3, 5, 7
>>33037921
Do this >>33037696
>>33037921
kill all of your partners but Osha
>>33037929
re, but rape instead
>>33037921
If we don't sit on the fucking otter's face before we die I'm going to an hero
>>33037929
This is perfectly fine.
>>33037929
Do this and end it all
>>33037921
kill ourselves to end this maddness
>>33037966
Okay 2/3 Satan.
>>33037947
>Still panicked, you hop up on top of Osha and plant your butt on his face
Osha: MPH!
>>33037996
OUR BUTT IS TOO TICC FOR OSHA
HE IS GOING TO DIE BY ASPHYXIATION
>>33037996
Oaho: DAMMIT RON! You've been acting REALLY weird today. And that's saying something for you. In fact, I don't think you were even this weird back when we first met!
>>33038006Good.
>>33038007
STOP
>>33038007
No
If OSHA transforms, that would be enough
Something that would involve awakening our inner human to bring doom to this dying world
>>33038007
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>33038007
YAMERO
>>33038007
OSHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT JUST ACCEPT IT AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
This was all a Rick & Morty reference
>>33038007
WHO IS OAHO
>>33038029
Finally! I couldn't remember where i had seen this.
>>33038029I've never watched R&M so I had no clue
>>33038029Gaslighting is a lot older than Rick and Morty.
>>33038007
>-Yes, of course! Your name is Ron. Ron Potter. And it was with a Trips, no less! How could that have slipped your mind
>You do feel weird though... almost like... you're a pokemon! Walking over to a nearby lake confirms your suspicions as the reflection looking back at you is not the human face you've known for years, but that of a Tepig's!
>>33038056
>Your thoughts are interrupted as off in the distance you hear a loud noise. A call for help, in fact! No time to dwell on the how or why of your sudden pokemon-ness at the moment...
>Up ahead you can just make out a couple of figures...
>>33038065
>Yes! Up ahead is definitely some pokemon being mercilessly attacked by some bird pokemon! You've got to help them!
>>33038070
I'm going to fucking cry
>>33038020
>the reason Ron takes over the world is to bring Osha back
>the Digimon see him as a ruthless tyrant
>in reality he's willing sacrifices everything, even his humanity, to bring back the one he loves
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
>>33038007
>>33038078
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>>33038070
>Heroically, you swoop into action and drive those birds away with your powerful ember attack!
???: You... you did it! You saved me!
>>33038124Munna:My hero!
>>33038136
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>33038136
Let's end it all. Evolve to Pignite and Heat Crash everything with the Fire Bomb Z. No survivors.
>>33038124
You thought it was going to be osha but it was me DIO!
>>33038136
Munna: And that's how that happened. Now come on! We've got to find the end of these warp panels!
>>33038136
I KNEW IT!
>>33038157
>>33038157
Munna: A Thieves Hideout?? Oh no! We'll have to take care of them! After all, that's what an explorer team does- and no better team out there to do that than Team Regicide! Come on, Ron!
>>33038170
Munna: Hold it right there, scum!
Oshawott: Ah! Intruders! What do you think you're doing here??
Munna: We're here to take you thieves down and bring you to justice! Ron, go! Beat them up like you've always done!
>2, 6, 8 next
>>33038194
Say nothing, just run up to Osha and hug him
>>33038194
Kiss Munna. Then Kiss Osha.
Kill the one that Ron's dick is not attracted to
>>33038194
Attack Munna. Rip and tear.
>>33038194
attack munna
>>33038200
roll
>>33038194
Remind osha of who he really is with a kiss
>>33038222
>>33038215
>>33038200
>You spring into action
>>33038256
Osha: W-what are you-
>>33038262
>suddenly OP goes for the cinematic shots
>>33038262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
>>33038283
>>33038289
>>33038298
>>33038298
>forgetting the kiss that ended chapter 1Still, this is fine.
>>33038302
Osha: !!!
>>33038283
>tfw french kiss anon and haven't missed a thread
>>33038305
Osha: I-I remember now! I remember everything! And you asshole kidnapped us and took our places!
>3, 6, 8 next
>>33038308
maul Munna
>>33038308
Team with Osha to kill Munna
>>33038308
Kill the Munna. Don't let it escape.
>>33038304I wanted to get a bunch from across the whole span of vpmd and I was rushing to do it so you guys wouldn't be waiting for so long! So I settled for the first 4 I could find. Also tried to go for the less consentual onese
>>33038313
This, and eat her heart.
>>33038308
ferociously attack Munna until you can rip its chest open.
Break its heart like it tries to break Ron's. Literally.
>>33038313
>>33038319
Get the testosterone flowing by thinking of Osha and how you almost were forced into betrayal
>>33038307
>tfwanon who rolled for wotter in the first thread, before /vpmd/ was /vpmd/
I haven't kept up with the threads at all until recently but I applaud OP for doing this shit for half a year now.
>>33038313
>>33038314
>>33038317
>>33038322
>>33038325
re
not >>33038319
Munna does not deserve to be a glorious part of Ron's body ever
>>33038327>seeing the original thread and hesitated posting favourite starter
almost glad about that after everything Ron's done
>>33038307
>tfw screencap anonand missed most of chapters 1 and 2 due to shit time zones and general life stuffIt's a wonder that I kept making screencaps for a thread I could barely follow
>>33038322
>>33038313
Shaymin: Uh... boss?
Osha: Hang on a minute.
Munna: Uh... heh, you... you guys aren't mad, right? You can't get mad at a couple pokemon just trying to pilfer a *teeny* bit of gold from some unsuspecting travelers, right?
>>33038359
Smoochum: Sweet Arceus, I did not sign on for this...
>>33038359
>>33038365
>>33038365
Munna: aaaaAAA Ow.. ow, okay, bleeding a lot... dying... dying very badly. You win today Team Regicide, but I promise you I'll have my revenge
>>33038370
Munna: I'll have my reveeeeeeenge!
...
Spiritomb: I dunno about you guys, but I really enjoyed the part with the mauling.
>2, 6, 7 next
>>33038380
>our viciousness as a human has rubbed off on Osha
AAAWWWWWWHug Osha.
>>33038386
Probably should have filled that in or something.
>>33038380
Now sit on Osha's face.
>>33038380
What's in the boxes? If the stuff belongs to someone (civillian) don't pocket it.
>>33038380
Check for any Luxrays inside the boxes
>>33038386
Do this, then hug the rest of our teammates, tell them how much we love em, then hug particularly tightly spiritomb until he starts crying, and open the chests
>>33038055
>>33038050
>>33038046
>>33038029
>Rick and Morty
Fuck off back to >>>/reddit/ please.
>>33038451
You idiot, I said I never saw it. Don't drag me into your shitpost reply.
>>33038479
My bad then.
>>33038380
Ask the party what happened while we were hijacked. Last thing we can remember now is Heatran making the lava bridge.
>>33038386
Osha: Aw, well, I'm glad I remember my real life, and even with all the shit we've been through, you too Ron.
Jirachi: We got our memories screwed with by a common Munna...
Celebi: Yeah I know... this is pretty embarrassing for a bunch of mythicals...
Shaymin: Anyone remember where Uxie lives? I wouldn't mind having my memory of this erased v_v
Spiritomb: Well if nobody else is gonna take any of this loot, don't mind if I help myself
>Inside: 500g
>1 Reviver seed
>3 Oran
>1 Psychium Z
>TM 02 Dragon Claw
>TM 35 Flamethrower
>TM 52 Focus Blast
>>33038497
Dayum! Nice 100 thread gift!
>>33038497
We need to learn to learn Flamethrower
>>33038497
>Focus miss
Just what I always wanted
>>33038497
Jirachi: a-ha! I knew I felt something over here. Looks like this warp pad is our way forward~
Osha: Spiritomb, how did you get here anyway?
Spiritomb: Ham hock there summoned me with the... the... wait, but I got swapped out from the crystal ball... and you're all back in time... *I'M* back in time... AM I STUCK HERE WITH YOU LOSERS?? MOTHERF-TO BE CONTINUED
>>33038520
Good night OP! Thanks for all the threads! Let's hope we make it to the full year next!
>>33038520
Thanks for the 100 threads OP!
>>33038520
Okay VPMD. Prepare for a crack theory.Somehow Spiritomb gets trapped in the horror hell pit in the past due to something we do, and by the time we free him in the future during the haunted house arc, all the trauma fucked with his memory.
So the reason why he hated our guts from the start is because he already didn't like us when we freed him. Because in the past, we were the ones to trap him in the first place. Etc. etc.
stable time loop bullshit. How does that sound?
>>33038520
Thanks for the 100 (+1) threads, OP. Can't believe /vpmd/'s been around this long already.Are we gonna get Spiritomb as a pseudo-teammate?
>>33038520
>Spiritomb finally joins us
>agains his will
Oh boy
Thanks for the thread OP, I can't believe we have made it this far
Here's to- well, I don't know if there's enough material for 100 more, but here's to lots more shenanigans in this world we've all built
Sincerest thanks to everyone who has joined in in, contributed, or even just popped in to lurk and keep up with the antics!
And very, very many thanks to screencap anon >>33038350 for his hard work and dedication in chronicling our adventures- without which I'd have been lost and scrambling for references (ESPECIALLY this thread!) If ever you've checked out the screencap archive, send some love his way too for keeping record for 100+ threads
Night all!
>>33038598
goodnight OP
>>33038563Spiritomb will be begrudgingly hanging around for a bit
>>33038555
I do like me some stable time loops, but that's a bit too dark a fate, even for spiritomb (Don't forget though, his backstory is that he was formed by the souls of all the mansion's servants and then sent to the shadow realm/pit of eternal suffering by Gengar)
>>33038598
Will the 200th thread be the one when OP reveals his handsome face?
>>33038638
Well I forgot that. My bad.
>>33038647(note to self: end story before chapter 200)