It's that time again. Post rare and cute Ralts, Kirlias, Gardevoirs and Gallades.
Pokefuckers get out.
I'd cuddlefuck and french-kiss Kirlia all day
Posting strictly better waifu instead.
This is now a Lele thread. Post cute Leles.
>>33035024
>Le genki girl xd
Get that trash off my face
>>33035051
Only trash here is your outclassed waifu that can't use items ;^)
>>33035024
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>>33035087
Literally an ugly nigger. Gtfo you dumb cunt.
>>33034743
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>>33034923
Faggots
Burn in hell, pokefuckers.
>you'll never lick Kirlia's cute little pokecunny
IT'S NOT FUKEN FAIR!
This thread is strictly for pure and cute non-lewd pictures of Gallade, Gardevoir, Kirlia and Ralts.
I'd make this my phone wallpaper if I was more of a faggot.
What gift would you get for your Gardevoir for Christmas?
>>33036246
A mega that isn't as awful.
>>33036246
Genocide of its rabid fanbase
>>33035421
>Faggots internally
>>33036246
Viability.
>>33036246
given that Gardevoir can see into the future, it would be difficult to surprise it with anything
>>33036351
Gardevoir can see into the future?
>>33036400
yup
>>33036437
Proof?
>>33036502
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
can learn Future Sight in all iterations of the game its availabie in
I can't find any pics that ship Gallade with Tsareena so this is the closest I can get.
When I fist saw Ralts back in the day I thought it was a grass type and even to this day I associate the line with grass types.
>>33036552
Just saying it can use Future Sight it a really weak argument that it's clairvoyant. I wouldn't even but too much salt into Bulbapedias description saying it can see the future. But Nintendo said, in the smash trophy description, that it can see into the future, so I supposed that's juuuust enough for me to believe.
Well shit. How am I supposed to fantasize about suprise anal with a Gardevoir if they see it coming? Thank for ruining my fetish, anon.
>>33036731
you can still fantasize about it. just not giving it
>>33036731
You never let her have Ether so she has no PP for Future Sight after a couple days.
Be a Dark type. Future Sight won't work on Dark types. Otherwise, it's convoluted as hell, but you could have a Staryu use Reflect type on you, and then have a Mandibuzz use Mirror Move on you so it can Reflect it's type onto you and make you into Dark/Flying.
You could use Dig, Fly, Dive, or Phantom Force. Future sight won't work on you if you sneak thought the shadows or underground or whatever before you pop out.
You just have to be creative, anon.
>>33036715
I showed it to my mom and she thought the same.
>>33036871
Future Sight is an attack, it's not actual clairvoyance, god damn stop being retarded
>>33036731
>>33036871
The most natural interpretation from a standpoint outside of strict game mechanics is that a Gardevoir (or any other Psychic type) can see things coming only if they're actively focused on that. If they're not thinking about it, you can still surprise them.
>>33036715
I romhacks Black 2 and made it Psychic/Grass
>>33036929
Alternatively the Psychic concentrates and compute various possible futures and decides which one is the most likely to happen.
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>>33036954
And that's why the attack can miss!
>>33036991
Is it cancelled if the attacking Pokémon faints?
>>33036715
Cute.
postsmugvoirs
If anyone would like to have Shiny one
>>33037445
>>33037479
I'd like one please
>Not playing game with your Gardevoir
>>33037552
I don't know if you wanted me to make a recolor but... Here you go.
>>33037445
>>33037607
I thought you meant a Shiny in game...
shiny gardevoir is our dark mistress
>>33037633
I can give you one tho, I own two of them. Her nickname is Ebrietas.
>>33034749
N-no..
>>33035252
>Comes to a lovely ralts topic just to throw up this bile.
Long live the lovely people of the Ralts line thread.
>>33037647
It's better than yellowducky
>>33037660
that's not possible, you freak
>>33037697
So, you want it? Put something on GTS and give me your IGN.
>>33037688
Word. It's not like anyone MAKES them open these threads. They literally do it because they want to. I bet anti garde fags wait for ralts line thread with more anticipation than the garde fags do. Oh well. Have this pretty Gardevoir.
>>33037708
Sorry, I wasn't the anon you were talking to about trading, I was just making a joke about the name. If I wanted a shiny, if just inject lol. But I like em green anyway.
>>33037723
>Inject
Anyone know what happend to /ekx/?
>>33037737
Think they just got tired of remaking the threads during the great nuclear war. It might return at some point.
It's really not hard to start doing if you really really want to.
>>33037647
It's funny because in French ''ébriété'' means ''drunk''.
>>33037708
Which game, gen 6 or gen 7?
>>33037839
Gen 7
>>33037849
Oh shit ok. IGN is Roxanne, friend code is Big Bozo 3239-8031-8882
>>33037875
Hold on need a software update.
Speaking of Gen 7 I forgot how RIGHTEOUS the main menu theme is and how tedious the Festival Plaza is.
>no titdevoir talk yet
Well this is a first
>>33037911
Are you trying to summon Him or something?
>>33037922
Who's "him"? I think i might know who you're talking about.
>>33037887
Welp, tried to put a Zubat in the GTS and I got an error message.
>>33037953
Maybe we should try to Link Trade?
>>33037953
Enjoy!
>>33037968
She's safe and sound! Thank you!
Btw why call her Ebrietas?
>>33037980
>>33037980
>item: Everstone
that gardevoir is made for breeding
>>33037941
The Tailsposter. He dumps Sonic scat porn because he believes he's on a righteous crusade to cleanse the board of ''furry'' stuff.
>>33037980
I called her Ebrietas because I huge Soulsbornefag. Boss called "Ebrietas, Daughter of Cosmos" was one of the bossed that I really enjoyed.
>>33037995
Ah, Tailsposter. I bet him and Heaven are lovers.
Post more 'voir.
I need pictures of Ralts-line families.
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>>33038101
Everything I had.
>>33037911
Probably because barely any had been posted until you came along.
>>33037697
Yellowducky?
>>33038195
Google it.
What are good names for a Gardevoir and a Gallade?
I call mine either Wintermoon, Morningstar Nightingale for Gardevoirs and Tannhauser, Radians or Anfortas for my Gallades.
>>33038282
benis for gallade
bagina for gard
or benis for gard
Anyone saved the pic where Gallade is sitting down and eating a donut and Gardevoir throws donuts on his head horn?
>>33038524
DELET THIS
Yandere Gardevoir best Gardevoir.
Kirlia please sit on my face!
>>3303843
is this a meme?
>>33038999
Based waifuvoir :,D
>>33038999
Based trips
Goodnight Ralts thread.
>>33037479
Got a higher res of that?
>>33039258
That pic is adorbs
Gonna post some Gardes then take a nap
I have more porn than non porn. That's kinda sad.
Would youhuga gardevoir?
>>33040511
I would give Gardevoir all of myplatoniclove!
>>33040511
Yeeeeees
>>33040864
I always forget Meloetta is so short
>>33040511
Of course I would
I can't find the original without titdevoir.
>>33040511
I'd cum inside her every day
>>33040511
Probably not. While it could understand that a human would prefer haptic contact, it may itself not prefer to be touched, as a human's body temperature, skin texture or getting squeezed may make it very uncomfortable, nor do we understand how sensitive a gardevoir's skin would be.
The best way to show affection for a Gardevoir is tograb her by the horn, both sides for maximum connectivity, look directly in her eyes and think about putting an egg in her womb until she becomes a quivering mess
How would you show your love to your Gallade?
can gardevoirs go on long car rides with very little stops?
>>33042386
That's a little cruel
>>33043433
No. They have tiny bladders which emans they have to stop every hour to pee.
They're also prone to getting car sick.
>>33043650
dammit. if they can float how the hell can they get car sick. I can solve the first problem with a wide mouth bottle
>>33043650
can't you tell them to hold it
>>33044361
That's why they get carsick though. They can't levitate while in a moving vehicle, and being in something that's moving without the use of their psychic locomotion through their equilibrium off.
>>33044417
"Holding it" too much can lead to problems like utis.
>>33041082
Kirlia please let me kiss your whole face and suck on your tongue!
>>33042393
Fight with him.
>>33045370
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33044725
I dont think having them hold it for some time would hurt them. also if she starts making sounds when we pass a sign that says rest stop does that mean she has to go?
>>33045433
Nah dude. It's science. Holding you pees is bad for you.
>>33044725
they don't always float
>>33045460
is it ok to give her a wide mouth bottle?
>>33045484
I suppose, unless she's too Modest to pee in a bottle
>>33045767
how long can they hold it?
>>33045935
Dunno. I've never asked. How long can YOU hold it?
>>33045975
how long can a gardevoir hold it?
>>33045994
Couldn't it just teleport that stuff out?
>>33046036
they can't. so how long can they hold it?
>>33046061
a couple hours
>>33047143
Cute
>>33040511
YES, I LOVE GARDEVOIR
Anyone else wish female Gallades were a thing? I think Gallade is cute, actually, but then I get sad that it's trapped as husband materiel since only male Kirlias can use the Shiny Stone.
Also, I caught an Adamant Ralts once but it was female, made me kinda bummed I couldn't Gallade it.
>>33049403
Meh. I'd rather then make Gardevoir female only and Gallade male only, take away the stone needed for evolving to Gallade. But that won't happen.
My biggest gripe about Gallade is that damn ufo hip. Like.. why?
>>33049445
I kinda like the weird hips though. I like to think they make it more stable and are a really big pivot joint.
and you don't like male Gardevoir? What is wrong with you, man? Male Gardevoir is almost as cool as Gallade! It's like "Yeah, I wear a dress, but what are you gonna do about it?"
>>33049445
I love Gallade but the hips are one thing I dislike.
>>33049672
What's with the Zangoose?
>>33049706
It's a Ralts
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>>33049587
Those hips are weird, dude. Nothing about them seems balancy. And I didn't mind male Gardevoir until Gallade came out. It doesn't seem right to have a fairly masculine Pokemon be male only, but have the obviously feminine one be male or female. Either both should be both or it should be one or the other.
>>33049672
That pic makes me mildly uncomfortable
>>33050691
The joke is that they were mistaken for Grass-types and planted.
Megastones when?
>>33051366
Kek. I just hacked a rom and made the ralts like psychic/Grass
>>33051504
A ROM of what my dude?
do gardevoirs mind plane rides
>>33049587
its a dick cushion
>>33051504
psychic/gas lol
>>33051559
Black 2.
>>33051722
No, but if their trainers do, they can sense their apprehension and emulate their fear and anxiety
>>33051841
i think they will enjoy it. they are very curious and enjoy new things
>>33051443
Shoulda played in the tiny tourney
>>33051755
brrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttt
does anyone think a gardevoir can go into space?
>>33051443
>he's waiting for an outclassed shitmon
You can always get the superior waifu in the Ruins of Life ;)
>>33052451
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttt
>not BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>33053574
>Not having both
>>33053635
But Lele+Garde is a shit core.
>>33053652
I'm not talking competitive here.
>>33053669
Lele's also a better waifu than basic bitch Garde though.
>>33053699
feel free to stop posting your dumb nigger waifu
>>33053748
>he's butthurt that his used-up entry-tier """""""waifu"""""""" is outclassed in both singles and doubles and outclassed in aesthetics too
>>33053699
>Better than literally the Embrace Pokemon
Lele would fit the Manic Pixie half of Manic Pixie Dream Girl better.
>>33053792
Submissive waifus are boring.
>>33053553
I think so
>>33053805
Because crazy clueless waifus are so much better, amirite?
>>33053805
Yeah, and dominant girls are for betas and shitheads. Equal and submissive are the best.But really, all pokemon are submissive, thanks to the magic of pokeballs.
>you will never have a Gardevoir as yourbest friend
>>33040511
It would be uncomfortable with its chest pointy thing.