Absol thread? Absol thread.

>>33025704
Absolutely not.

>>33025704
>15 July
Is this from the future?!

>>33026117
Sauce?

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>>33025704
>tfw this artist gave my boyfriend ideas

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>Mfw I can't use Absol because it reminds me of BLIZZARD chaser from PE2 that gave me nightmares when I was younger

Fug

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someone somewhere is celebrating their birthday

>>33026058

I don't. I jack off to shemales and ladyboys like any other degenerate low life

>>33026475
You dress up as absol for sex?

>>33026503
We roleplay every once in awhile. We take turns about what we want and last time he saw this artist and had me be absol.

>>33026524
Somehow I actually do believe you're female because you're namefagging for no other reason than attention, kill yourself.

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How does Absol sense disasters with its horn anyway? Magic?

I've always thought the horn was covered in numerous miniscule hairs. The hairs detect movement in the air around it, so Absol can predict weather, and especially big weather like tornadoes and hurricanes before they happen.

With this theory, the horn is so sensitive that an Absol could find its way around even with its eyes closed. It has a somewhat fuzzy map of the 3D space around it, because it feels the airflow bounce off material objects.

By the same token, they can detect movement, without having to see it. If you're trying to hide from one, you might be able to stand against a tree and blend in, but you'd have to cover your mouth so it can't feel your breath from a distance. But it would know you're there, if you're both in the middle of a field and you're just standing behind it.

The horn probably wouldn't be used for fighting if this were the case, as it wouldn't be a horn, so much as a radar system. But it clearly is, so it's not that great an idea.
It would make sense why they live up in the quiet mountains though. They can't like, be in a city, because all the hustle and bustle would overwhelm and disorient them.

>>33027401
Always thought the visual similarities between Absol and Furfrou were weird.

White fur, black coat, red eyes. For Furfrou thugh that's because its different forms are in different colors, so the base form is just black and white.

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donut die

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best

>>33030569
I want to bury my face in her neckfluff.

>>33030569
Why do glasses work so well with Absol?

>>33027147
I've always thought they had psychic powers, but your theory works too, I guess.

>>33031686
SAUCE!

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Physical Dark variant of Future Sight when?

>>33025704
Congratulations, your virgin jizz manifested into a powerful ball of potent splooge, and you knocked up your dog with it.

>>33032784
we did it /vp/!

>>33032784
Good achievement! Especially if the child is healthy and resembles a human at least 80%. Please be cute too!

>>33032822
rule of pokegenetics dictates it will probably be a healthy Absol

at most you'd probably have to worry about IVs.

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>>33032784
It was bound to happen eventually.

>>33032918
>0 IVs in every stat

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>>33032784
>Everything with 4 legs is a dog

>every place absol appears in the games are places where disaster happens

>mfw red rescue team absol shows up and she's your garden angle

>>33030569
I want to watch the waves of impact of my thrusting travel across that ass

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>>33033852

>>33025704
Who's the artist who draws that qt 3.14 absol with glasses?

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>>33034514

>>33034930
>RSE Absols show up on the route before Mt Pyre to get people to stop Team Magma/Aqua
>DPPT Absol shows up on Mt Coronet as Cyrus attempts to destroy the universe
>XY, tapu village, Lillie gets kidnapped
etc

>>33034713
>he

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>>33034514
>>mfw
>doesn't post a face
>tfw no face

>>33034914
Top left corner nigga

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kys U.A

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>>33025704

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Moo.

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>>33034514
Guardian angle?
Are they 90 degrees?
Also
>she
fucking kys

Ah yes, the porn thread.

>>33038232
Excuse you? Do you see any porn in here? Cause I only see a bunch of cows

>>33038232
I fucking wish

>>33038232
Yeah right. You get warning for posting mildly suggestive pics on this board, as long as they're not human

>>33032752
We call call it
>foreshadow

>>33038232
if only

I would fluff the fuck out of my absol. I'd drop pokebucks at the groomer to get the maximum fluff.

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>>33038232
>jacking off to cows
Who would do that?

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>>33039439
The absol needs to be at least, 90% floof when all is said n done

>>33032784
kek

>>33031686
I, too, am in need of sauce as well, please.

>>33039487
What is the context of this gif?

>>33044491
bork doge

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Very cute edgelord, very cute

>>33047138
My Absol gave up on being an Absol

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>>33025704

>>33049494
Thissmugabsolmocksme.jpg

>>33048392
do not bully the Absol

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>ywn have an absol wife

If an Absol has no evolutions, then does that mean baby Absols are just really tiny Absols?

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>>33052149
I guess so, for the most part. But I also think it's a reasonable headcanon to assume the babies would look somewhat different than the adults, considering that's how it usually works in real life. Maybe their proportions would be different, or their horns would start off small and grow as they age.

>>33033140
>0 IV in speed
>anonxabsol mutant
hypertrain it in all but speed,

>>33053499
Swimming in cum.jpg?

>>33055226
just pretend it's white water

>>33052390
More smol Absols are needed

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>>33057199
>>33052149

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>>33057607

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>>33057612

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>>33057625

>>33057607
>>33057612
Amazing perfect 10/10

>>33026496
>tfw this was for my Birthday
Best Absol

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more comf is necessary

>>33036392
Do mods even exist anymore
not that I'm complaining

I actually found a shiny Absol today after checking this thread on a chain length of two.

She's adorable.

I want to fuck this cow

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>>33063718
Not for fug, senpai.

What happened to these Absol threads? They used to be only slighty degenerate.

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>>33063876
I don't blame them, it is a cute cow

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>>33063876
theres nothing pokemon related to talk about right now since sm was shit and had nothing to do

the only people here are ironically lewdposting or unironically from /trash/

Okay fine, I'd fug it. Satisfied now?

>>33047138
>tfw I will never hug a sleepy Absol

When are those dimensional portals going to be ready?

>>33026496
>this was posted on my birthday
creepy.

>>33065989
If only Absols tail wasn't a damn hatchet, all them edgy bits would make it a hard thing to cuddle with

>>33025704
Is all of that chest fur supposed to resemble a giant pair of breasts? It looks odd.

>>33074639
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to resemble chest fur.

>>33025766
I want to be that Snivy

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>>33074639

>>33025704
That's bullshit. THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING KID!

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>>33074639

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>>33036392

>>33075626
Puff puff

Good Thread

>>33075681
faggot

>>33075626
I wonder how it would feel to stick the dick in that.

>>33077238
DELET