PokeConfession Thread

>>33016776
I've forced small Pokemon toys up my ass

>>33016812
I did that, but with my foreskin

>>33016825
Everyone on /vp/ has done that.

>>33016867
>>33016825
>>33016812
of those who could afford small pokemon toys growing up

>>33016776
I dressed my dog (3/4 husky) up like a Lycanroc Midday and fucked her

>>33016776
I unironically think that Gen 1 is best gen but for reasons unrelated to gamebalance

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>>33016907
>Lycanroc Midday
Shit taste.

>>33016776
Charizard is my favorite starter line and I'm slightly ashamed of it.

I deleted my savefile en alpha sapphire only to get another legendaries and tradethem

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>>33016776
Lusamine already has my largest 2D waifu folder and second largest overall. Pic related is the first I have for her.

I give my cousin boxes of competitve Pokemon for free just so I can hear stories of her pissing off her casual friends with cutemons.

>>33016812
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>>33016867
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>>33017173
i hate everyone here

>>33016812
>>33016825
>>33016867
>>33016907
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>>33017828
I love everyone here.

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I unironically want to fuck Latias and legit get aroused by her.

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I have actual feelings for Nanu and it keeps up at night.

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I fucking hate this board, but I can't stop coming here. Save me from this hell.

>>33016776
[Spoiler]Gen 5 is my favorite region so far. I like serierior and samurott

>>33016776
Fucked up the last part.
When I was in elementary/middle school, one of my high school friends would battle me in Pokemon, and everytime one of us would lose, we had to perform a sexual favor for the other. But I never knew how to IV breed or EV train, so I always lost and he'd make me suck him off.

>>33017890
[Spoiler]Samurott is bad desu[/Spoiler]

>>33017890
>>33017903
Sure is summer in here.

>>33017912
This entire thread tbqh

>>33017890
You're not alone. Gen 5 was pretty a good. Definitely something new.

>>33017897
Please don't sexualize my wife.

I'm pretty sure I've posted this story in one of these threads before, but I sucked a friend's dick for a shiny Lucario, and got blackmailed into sucking his dick for close to 2 years. I'm pretty sure the Lucario I wanted so bad was hacked, but I was 12 and really gullible.

And I guess that's where my hate Lucario stems from.

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>>33017884
You'll burn with the rest of us.

The only gens I don't like are Gen 6 and 7.

>>33017954
>your wife
fuck off

>>33016812

I put the 3DS pencil in my urethra twice

>>33016776

I don't wanna catch em' all

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anyone else remember these from gen 4? did anyone else take the pikachu off back in the day and shove the ball end of the stylus up their ass?
I only did this once because it kind of hurt

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I lost interest in the anime after battle frontier.
I only watched Diamond and Pearl because of Dawn

>>33019635
MOOOOOODS

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I'm not sure I even like Pokemon anymore, but clinging to the idea of something I used to enjoy staves off depressing thoughts for a little while.
Whenever I try to play one of the games, I get bored and forget about it until I need it again and either start over or play a different one.

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Zinnia is probably my favorite pokémon character, and her personality is one of the biggest reasons for it.

I hated the black/white sprites so much that i've yet to play black/white 2.

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>>33016776
I breed Pokemon to competitive levels even though I never really battle anyone. Also I have balltism.

Also my Blaziken folder is so big that it takes a while for all of the thumbnails to load.

>>33017897
Dude you might be gay... just sayin

>>33019947
This

I sometimes wondertrade a fuck ton of lvl 5 zigzagoons just to piss people off

In grades 7-9, I beat off to Pokemon porn on my ds in the bathroom during lunch

>>33020702
I hope you mean of the pokemon

>>33020702
Something similar, when I was in 4th grade, an 8th grader convinced me to jerk him off in the nurses bathroom in exchange for an Azure Flute.

I inject shiny pumpkaboo nicknamed 4chan VP with 0 ivs in everything and 4 moves to ensure that the person receiving waits for the evolution and giving the moves it learns when it evolves.

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>>33017608
I'm salty about Lusamine's fanart.
Not the character itself.

There's a reason for this.

>>33017652
You should share some stories with us, they sound mildly interesting.

I piss off my casual friends with a skill link kings rock Cinccino

I've jacked off to Pokémon transformations

>>33021796
>I piss off my casual friends with a skill link kings rock Cinccino

Oh I should totally give her one of those.

The stories aren't that interesting to retell though, it's all variants of.

>She's a filthy casual but with my mons
>Her friends are filthy casuals too.
>They use Garchomp's but with shit I.vs, awful ev spreads/natures
>She'll kill it with a Pikachu via HP Ice.
>Also fucks with them via hazards/status.
>They get mad.

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You know how Reshiram powers up with Turboblaze? It's tail when activating its Ability has always looked like a sausage with mustard on it to me. Autistic, I know.

>>33021898
wat

>>33017921
This entire board since 2011.

i am a new fag

dont know the buzzwords and used it wrong lmao

please forgive me

>>33023406
the fuck are you even talking about?