Is Absol the most deviantArt Pokemon? >dark-type >canine/feline

so

ask again later

>>33009051
>replying to his own post
kek

Yep. Umbreon is pretty up there too.

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Pssshhh, nothing personnel kid

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Just so that this thread doesn't go yo waste.

>>33009122
>Umbreon is my favorite Pokemon
>It is forever tainted by dA faggotry and furry degeneracy

Now I tell people my favorite Pokemon is Breloom. Breloom is pretty innocuous, right?

>>33009149

Is OP a faggot?

>>33009149
Will Absol marry me?

>>33009092
Can you repeat the question?

>>33009152
Breloom is the definitive "I form my opinion based on the opinions of others" Pokemon. Hoenn babies worry so much.

>>33009051
Yes. Cringey and overrated as fuck. Fuck the mega evolution especially.

>>33009149
Will Lillie replace every single girl in the past and future generations?

>>33009149
Is my favorite pure?

>>33009051
I'd say cubone is also pretty high up there as well

>>33009051
Yes

>>33009149
Will USUM be good?

>>33009149
Cynthia/Lusamine lesbian giantess scat scene in UltrSuUltrMoo?

>>33009149
usm interesting news this week or not?

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>>33009051
Absol occupies this weird space with Midnight Lycanroc, where every tiny little thing about it says "edgy", and yet somehow it isn't really.
It's like Gladion, whose edginess and angsty personality is so completely over-the-top that people find it charming.

Absol starts in edgy territory but somehow circles back around again into being just.......normal and lovable. In fact I would say Zangoose and Seviper are many times edgier than Absol. I can't put my finger on WHY that is when Absol clearly has so much inherent edge.

I have also noticed that Absol fans are almost always pleasant and surprisingly mature, rather than the DeviantArt teenagers you would expect. It's a mystery.

>>33009149
Can a human impregnate an Absol?

>>33009152
>Absol is my favorite Pokemon
>It is forever tainted by dA faggotry and furry degeneracy

>>33009534
i think absol is equally cute as it is edgy, mostly because of the ridiculous amount of neck fluff. but im just an angsty edgelord what do i know

>>33009149
Will I ever get laid

>>33009619
It's the fluff, it's basically a white Flareon that played to much in the kitchen.

>>33009051
Top 5 contenders are probably:
>Absol
>Eevee
>Umbreon
>Lucario
>Zoroark

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>>33009051
>black and white, "i can be ur angle or ur weevil"

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>>33009051
Absol is the top cute

>>33009149
if I pull bane's mask off will he die?

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>>33009152
>he lets other people ruin a Pokemon for him

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Absol is wholesome.

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>>33009152
As a Luxrayfag, I sympathize with you my friend.

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>tfw like absol
>tfw like luxray
>tfw like umbreon
>tfw hate furries

>>33012657
>he likes that pokémon so he's automatically a furry who supports faggotry

Please do die.

>>33009051
Not only does it have the "nobody understands me! I am so misunderstood!" Thing going, it has the "everyone thinks I am evil and causing chaos and disasters but actually I am the good guy trying to earn everyone and keep them safe!!! !! !!" Thing as well.

>>33012674
what did he mean by this

>>33012774
that you should kill yourself for being a fucking idiot. I think that's it's pretty straightforward. you don't have the will to live, so putting a shotgun in your mouth isn't going to be hard.

Absol's fur helps hide dried semen stains

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>>33009149
Is Reshiram fluff just a hairy puss puss?

>>33012813
>failing the roll so he deletes and tries again
nice try Ikhros

>>33012816
I forget the pic. :^)

>>33009131
>I literally had to check this is legit

Holy fuck the EDGE is REALLL

DeviantArt and edgy are meaningless buzzwords and if you use them to describe something you're retarded.

>>33012844
Actually you're retarded

>>33009149
bw2 cameos when

>>33012850
Not an argument, retard.

>>33012844
>y-yeah, if you use words to describe something, y-you're retarded

fucking /vp/ baka.

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Absol ain't got shit on me.
Unironically liking Lucario is true suffering.

>>33009149
Can we ever accomplish anything besides shitposts and bestiality?

>>33012865
Stuttering isn't an argument for your retardation

>>33012888
Guess not.

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>>33009051
Absol is cute.

>>33012890
because saying "you're retarded" is an argument? stop fishing for (You)s and actually do something in your life, faggot.

>>33012921
I'm not going to bother making an argument if there isn't one in the first place

>>33012975
great.
so shut the fuck up.

>>33012983
Make me, faggot

>>33012983
>>33012999
Shut up and fuck already, you two

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>>33009229
>without a doubt

>>33009051
As a pokesona yes, as a Pokemon no

>>33012643
hot

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>>33009051
Wrong.

>>33009534
>every tiny little thing about it says "edgy", and yet somehow it isn't really
WRONG.

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that title goes to a different mon

>>33015960
I wana burry my face in it