Tales of Horrific Pokemon fans

>>32991874
I'll take things that never happened for 400.

>>be me
Who else would you be?

>>32991983
>be new
Like you.

>fat Haxorus
sounds hot desu

>>32992004
It was a fat male haxorus farting and burping i think.
>hot
more like disturbing

Your best friend probably just wanted to fuck you in a fursuit this whole time. Congratulations.

I almost got diddled by a guy dressed as Ash at TRU. My nana came up to us playing Stadium and he ran off, which freaked her out. She saw him later on the news and showed me.

>>32992062
But why?

>>32992066
Wow, you got to meet a news anchor.

>>32992066
Jesuchrist

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>Be me
>13 years old at the time.
>I meet this kid who's also playing Emerald in my neighborhood.
>We battle, get along pretty well.
>I got a new friend to play vidya with, and we hung out together a lot.
>One day invites me over to his house.
>Ok.jpeg
>Go over to his house.
>Everythings cool for a little bit.
>I see his dog and go to pet it.
>Why The Fuck Is Its Fur So Sticky?
>He comes back.
>He doesn't wanna play vidya right now.
>Ask him if I can get on his game and trade him some good mons.
>Actually going to steal his good mons.
>He says "sure"
>Why the fuck is his GBA so fucking sticky too?
>Get onto his game.
>Open the PC before I take attach the link cable.
>See at least 2 entire boxes of Ralts, Kirlia, and Gardevoir.
>All of them with extremely sexual nicknames.
>Every single male Kirlia is name trap.
>Tell him I need to go home now.
>Walk home.
>Take a shower.
>Wash my hands about 12 times.
>Never speak to him again.

>>32992213
Why are some pokemon fans so autsitic or weird?

>>32992213
Are you the same guy that keeps saving thumbnails?

Every day when I come to this board.