waifumons are ruining the franchise

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>>32989376
didn't bother reading your post, I just want her to sit on my face

Dear GOD I want to fuck that fruit

>>32989376
Sad but true

>>32989376
I agree desu

Wish the mods would ban the annoying porn addicts

>>32989385
>>32989386
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>>32989385
Pokephilia equals bestiality.

>>32989376
>>32989388
>>32989392
you are all heretics, the prevalence of waifumons is allowing the franchise to reach its true potential, if you see feminine designs as an issue, there is nothing left in the series for you
>>32989396
the OP does not fit any of those categories

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>>32989376

It's not our fault you're gay OP.

>>32989376
>Game Freak: "Gardevoir and Lopunny are very popular Pokémon... I know! Let's make a Mega Evolution for each one of them!"
>Game Freak: "Z-Moves are our focus on Sun and Moon, but Gardevoir and Lopunny already have Mega Evolutions and most people would end using their Mega Evolutions instead of Z-Moves... I know! Let's make then unobtainable in Sun and Moon and let's create more waifumons as replacement of them!"
This was what really happened and you know it.

>>32989376
>Implying Gamefreak specifically makes feminine designs just so lonely virgins can jackoff to them.

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>>32989376

Wew lad. I haven't seen such a bad case of projection in a long time. Seek a psychiatrist, OP.

>>32989385
Is she's fucking Bayonetta ?

>>32989527
yes

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>>32989530
Awesome.

I agree blatant waifumons are trash, but if you're using "feminine" as a negative descriptor of a Pokemon design you're probably an actual mysogynist or still in elementary school, especially if you don't shit on "masculine" designs either

>>32989576
>blatant waifumons are trash
you aren't any better, get off of your high horse

>>32989513
This.

Don't blame the mon, blame the fandom.

There's no helping it; sex sells. What'cha gonna do about it? Whine anonymously on the internet?

t. barafag

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>>32989376
>FEMININE DESIGNS WERE A MISTAKE
this
that "m-muh queen of fruit concept!" can go to hell if it's done like that

fuck bounsweet evos
and also popplio evos, a starter, which is even worse

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>>32989863
popplio looked feminine from the start

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>>32989874
wrong

>>32989883
>literally has pigtails

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>>32989910
brionne yes

but popplio that's not pigtails at all

>>32989987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-yUKS3O66A

why is /vp/ filled with so many virgins with no libido?

>>32989996
Why are you posting a seal in response to talk about a sea lion Pokémon?

>>32990565
>seal
>sea lion
poplio isn't a sealion you dumbfuck

>>32990573
Popplio is a sea lion. It is the Sea Lion Pokemon and has features of a sea lion such as a long snout and external ear flaps, mixed with a few inspirations from the Hawaiian Monk seal.

>>32989496
>Game Freak: "We're going to reboot the franchise and we have fear of the Waifufags complains and Copying the entrie Kanto dex''
>''Let's Make Gardevoir-Lite(Meloetta) and Lopunny-Lite(Mienshao)

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People who said that Popplio always looked like a feminine pop star/performer rather than something inspired from the circus are flat out lying to themselves and others. It was only until its evolutions were revealed did those people go "Oh, yeah. This is the only possible way this could have turned out."

Everyone thought it was gonna be a clown, don't fool yourself.

It shouldn't have been a mermaid opera singer, and it shouldn't have been a shitty clown either. What it should've been was a circus ringmaster.

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Is this the resident Grass thread?

>>32990671
Fucking hell, now I'll have to fap to Cherrim.

>>32989376
>Anthropomorphize a mangosteen based on its nickname

What exactly was the problem here? The outer part of a mangosteen is pretty tough, hends the hardened red parts like the legs and crown-like protrusion. The "hair" is just the leaves overgrowing and the fleshy parts are white like the edible parts of the fruit.

Waifumon or not, they actually did put some thought into the design.

>>32989376
nah you're just gay

I love people playing the gay card when gays are the most likely to have a favourites list full of feminine designs

>>32989376
feminine designs are fine, furries branding them as waifumons are the problem.

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There's a couple of cool ones. Salazzle, for example, gets a pass because it takes inspiration from monitor lizards. Monitor lizards adopt a bipedal stance called tripoding (they use their tails to help balance) to both survey their environment and look more imposing. Of course salazzle would tripod during battle, it needs to look scary. The walking animation shows that it's actually a quadruped, even more so than typhlosion, who is capable of walking on two legs, but gets on all fours to run.

>OP makes no mention of all the Pokemon who are literally just /fit/izens cosplaying as animals

>>32990769
Why would gays want to fuck feminine female pokemon? Don't be retarded.

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>>32990805
I'm still mad for the female only evo

>>32990805
God its feet/paws/claws/whatever are terrible

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>>32990652
>circusfags are STILL delusional one year later

>>32990833
They don't, but it's their favourite kind of design most of the time. Also, feminine male Pokemon. Trust me, I'm one of them.

Gamefreak doesn't make waifumons, the furfag community made them that way. If you can't look at something and not see it as sexual, even shit like Tserana and Salazzle, maybe you're part of the problem.

>inb4 Salazzle having pheromones
Real life animals have them too. Do you look at them and see something sexual or do you just see an animal?

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>>32990889
>Do you look at them and see something sexual or do you just see an animal?

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>>32990852
>"what we could have got" = delusion
>being a circusfagfag

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>>32989376
Stop being such a faggot

Also if people are sexualizing them then chances are that it's because they're good designs. If the internet or /vp/ wasn't here to fuel your dirty mind, then you probably wouldn't give a fuck.

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>Person who cares way too much about what people fap to nitpicks about designs getting too waifu bait on a silk producing loli permitted imageboard
>This of course will trigger a wave of "lol get used to it" and "stop giving so much of a shit"
>Repeat as many times you want

But yeah, the series is slowly going to shit in that regard and there's nothing we can do about it only because the internet allows such tremendous shit in the first place, which then allows Game Freak to become even lazier since they can simply sell the same game if it happens to have new waifu designs which will inevitably be portrayed as simply cute and pretty by little girls.

Get used to it.

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>>32990889
>If you can't look at something and not see it as sexual, even shit like Tserana and Salazzle, maybe you're part of the problem.
Oh it's this stupid argument again.
Nobody is that much of a saint, sans young children. Anyone not with a mental disorder past the age of 10 will start recognizing sexual themes, even outside of fantasy or non-human design. Things like Tsareena, Salazzle, and Lopunny have sexual subtext to anyone that isn't blind or in denial. Stop trying to seem better than those who acknowledge that it's actually there (and it is).

I will give you credit though, Pokemon like Gardevoir or Lilligant aren't inherently sexual because they don't have that subtext or design. In that case, then it's the community's fault for sexualizing them.

>Real life animals have them too. Do you look at them and see something sexual or do you just see an animal?
Another shitty argument. Fruits aren't a strangely humanoid fashion target and rabbits aren't womanly built with optional patterns that resemble ripped pantyhose.

Thanks for bringing out the autistic side in both of us. If it was bait, good job.

>>32991108
>And Lopunny

If I remember correctly, first time I ran into one blind in Diamond (I believe I was fifteen, now twenty five), my mind simply made the whole "Playboy" connection thing. I'd still find it cute and even pretty neutral looking, but I knew some people would get their jollies over it. Gardevoir, I simply didn't knew what the fuck it was, but it seemed feminine looking (even the cry).

There was Roserade, but I simply liked it in a mascarade kind of way. I never thought about it much since it's based around Roselia, which was a cute mon. Lilligant is just cute in a humble way. In 6th gen, Braixen is kinda considered one, but even in-game, I'd still be able to see it going both ways, same with Delphox (mage-witch thing, I'm not unfamiliar with it). There's some famous quadrupedal designs we all know about, but at least they still look like animals. Then the bride-looking Mega for Gardevoir came and Lopunny's ripped pantyhose look as well.

It wasn't until 7th gen where I got more... uncomfortable, if you will by some designs. Salazzle's implied "harem" flavor text, its seductive thief theme (I strangely can still see it going neutral despite it), Tsareena reminding me way too much of those kind of "stomping queens" (I don't think I need to go further to explain what I mean), Brionne being kind of akin to Japanese pop idols (I guess it's true we never had one, but the way how it's executed is unnerving to say the least), Primarina and '''some''' of its fans reminding me too much of a similar phenomenon the Mario fanbase has (Rosalina fans, or at least, the most "loving" fans having this sort of mother/perfection complex), Primarina looking feminine as much as Gardevoir, if not even more.

Maybe I've been tainted too much by the internet, I don't know, but the franchise just doesn't feel as innocent and cartoony as before. I know I'll get the Jynx thing thrown at me, but Jynx was drawn in such a silly looking way, I'm not even sure.

>>32989376

The Actual answer is Less new Pokémon being introduced is killing the Pokémon Franchise.

>>32989397

Pokémon are not animals.

>>32991292
Nice blog

>>32991292
I wonder how it feels to write the same leddit blogs everyday day receiving only joke replies most of the time

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>>32991310
Pokemon are animals if they are based off of animals/have animal-like traits. Those Pokemon are furry.

Pokemon like Gardevoir, Tsareena, Roserade, Lilligant, etc are xeno.

>>32991292
shut up

>>32989376
Don't you fucking talk about Mr. Mime that way.

He's better than you in every way.

>>32991292
Fuck off already.

>>32989376
yeah it does seem Pokemon are becoming too humanised, look at the gen 6 and 7 starters.
I prefer waifus to literal objects though.

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>>32991292
>Rosalina fans
gets me every time

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>>32991292
If your plan was to make my post look like a joke it's working.

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>>32989376
I disagree. There needs to be more waifumons.

Like what the hell do you care if we fap to waifumon? You have your muscular dragon bros, or spooky household appliances. Let us have fun too.

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>>32989396
HAHAHAHAHAH
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

>>32991581
that's not the purpose of the franchise

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Waifufag reporting in

>>32991588
Not on a pornboard, autist.

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>>32991602
It's not porn. Just pretty pics of our varius waifus.

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>>32991589

GAMEFREAK decides on its purpose. They decided Waifumon are necessary.

Checkmate, strange feels. Sorry you walked in on your mother naked in the shower. That's a memory you'll need to address someday.

I'm going to post waifumon until you like it.

>>32989376
Are you seriously implying that barabait like Machamp and Incineroar are any better? Get a grip.

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>>32991666
>666
Really make me think...

Also
ESPEON IS NOT A WAIFUMON
Same for >>32991683

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>>32989397
No and if you think so then you're either underage or shouldn't have been home-schooled.

>>32991713
Of course they are. You can't decide what is and what isn't a waifumon.

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>>32991713
Hit a nerve?
No one escapes our grasp.

>>32991728
thicc

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>>32991724
Yes I can

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>>32991724
If you waifu-mon is on four legs, it wouldn't be far off to call you a dog fucker, amirite?

>>32991666
what a cute boy

>>32991713
I want to fug that ice doggo

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>>32991742
delet this

these shitposters are only proving OP's point desu

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>>32991745
Why is he the best?

>>32991737
Wrong. The only reason a Pokemon is NOT a waifumon/husbandomon is that it's not popular or liked enough to be one.

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>>32991754
Ayy

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>>32991666
Remember: They didn't decide it. The community did. The community acts based on what they see, and if something is appealing enough for the eyes, enough of a humanoid shape usually, it's sexualized by majority.

Pokemon x Human is the worst ship

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>>32991753
She's ready for you, anon.

>>32990769
Am gay
You're kind of dumb

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>>32991796
Well this ship has set sail
>toot toot

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>>32991713
You'll be surprised what's considered waifumon.

All mon are waifumon.

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>>32991825
Then by my all-knowing perception, if every mon can be sexualized, which they can, then no mon is waifu-mon. It all depends on the user.

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YAMEROOOOOOOOO!!!

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>>32991841
That's correct.

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>>32991841

It doesn't matter. As long as they get married to their trainer, that's all that matters.

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>>32991848
I am the Mythbuster.

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Lilligants and gardevoirs are for hugs and headpats

>>32991796

But It's canon.

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>>32991416

No. Pokémon are not animals.
You're noob. Pokémon and Animals co-exist on Pokémon Earth.

>>32991892
And fugs

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>>32991416

You're noob.

>>32991841
Hey, a smart person.
Yes, any pokemon can be a waifu (as much as it disgusts me), those that are called "waifu bait" are merely called like that either because they have feminine designs or the person is a raging homosexual

>>32989376
99% of people who like Gardevoir/Tsareena/Primarina/Roserade/Lopunny etc. do NOT have a sexual fantasy attached to their preference...maybe you do?

So, no, these pokemon are not "only made to bee sexualized" it's just your conflicted perspective.

Ultimately, GF included more feminine pokemon, especially as starters, to appeal to a wider audience. Some people like to have a feminine member on our teams for balance sake ( imagine how off a sausage fest team would be for the Avengers/Scooby Doo/Teen Titans/X-men etc.)

Don't ruin it for the VAST majority of us who don't have sexual fantasies of pokemon like you seem to weirdo. Control your anger as well, I am worried you might shoot up a pokeCenter and mutilate all the gardevoir/tsareena merch.

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>>32991416

Fun fact 1. Pokémon are not animals.

Fun fact 2: Ninja originally use animals instead of Pokémon in the past on Pokémon Earth.

>>32991953
>>32991987
>>32992115
Richard, he got it. Go back to your room.

>>32992124

I hope he do.

>>32989376
I agree OP, seeing all these dumb waifufags disagreeing is fucking sad

>>32991683
Froslass is cool

>>32992410

Hi OP.

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>>32989376
Stop complaining about waifumons.

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>>32993210
I won't stop

>>32989385
fpbp

I honestly don't know which is worse: waifufags or anti-waifufags. At least waifufags can be honest.

>>32991825
even the boys?

>>32993505
What do you mean by honest?

>>32991376
>>32991385
>>32991416
>>32991526
>>32991554
>>32991559
>Could have simply ignored my enormous post and replied to someone else
>Nah, let's just call this anon out and remark how much of a blog/stupid opinion it is

I'm not begging for your attention, but thanks either way?

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>>32991796
Latias loves Ash though

>>32990905
>canucks fan

sounds about right

>>32993752
I think those are called husbandos.

>>32993780
He doesn't. He is too full of shit to understand what he posted and cannot possibly defend himself. Both parties are a bunch of fucking liars.

>>32991796
male human and female pokemon is the best though

I disagree.

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>>32991796

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>>32989376
>some pokemon have strong arms
>some pokemon have strong legs
sug my benis :DDD

Grass type = built for sex type

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>>32997354
this

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when I first saw lopunny I thought it looked like a lady sure, but to call that sexualized is dumb did you call machoke sexualized when you know it is

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>>32991825
don't defile pure snak form

>>32991714
That is a awesome Goodra anon

>>32993780
>>32996461
>Waifufags are honest with themselves, and others that they like their waifu. Anti-waifufags probably have a waifu, but are ashamed of their enjoyment of their waifu. So they lie to themselves, and by connection to others.
There, helped you two with that

>>32998474
I fap to classic waifumons, but that doesn't mean they're a good thing

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>>32989376
B-but OP, gardevoir is sooo beautiful

>>32991416
>Pokemon are animals meme

What part of POCKET MONSTERS don't you understand?

It's literally in the fucking name.

>>32989376
>All pink pokemon are Waifumon
Yeah Lickitung sure is sexy

>>32998699
At least you are brave enough to admit it anon, the anti-waifu bunch aren't that honest with themselves. By the by, you have a waifu, so you are in the waifu bunch, live with it. Don't deny what is apart of you.