>Pokemon that are exclusively male exist
>when breeding, the egg is always the same species as the female parent
>therefore, males can only reproduce via Ditto
>yet wild male-only Pokemon exists
Explain this shit, /vp/.
>>32987577
Breeding mechanics are retarded and not canon.
Gay butt babies
>>32987577
Ditto is found in the wild.
>>32987577
me on the bottom
>>32987627
But never in the same place as male-only Pokemon. In gen VII for example, Rufflet is on the first island, Braviary is on the fourth, but Ditto is only on the third.
>>32987650
They evidently travel between the islands. There's probably ditto breeding caves on every island.
>>32987577
fictional
Kangaskhan, born adult with a baby in her pouch.
Mantine, born with two remoraid attached in earlier generations.
Wailmer, Onix, Snorlax, etc., suddenly gain hundreds of pounds with the mere act of hatching.
Don't think too hard on pokemon game mechanics, the egg rule might not apply to nature.
>>32987721
HAH!!! Got eeeem!!!
THIS THREAD JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA FOR A NEW GAME PLOT (LET ME JUST SPICE IT UP WITH SOME JOKE NAMES INBETWEEN BUT THE DITTO PART IS FEASIBLE)
THE NEW EVIL TEAM's PLAN IS TO GATHER ALL THE DITTO'S IN THE WORLD AND KEEP THEM PRISONERS, THEIR GOAL IS TO MAKE MALE ONLY SPECIES GO EXTINCT
The new titles are centered around the male/female duality. Pokemon Male or Female (3rd version: Pokemon Genderfluid) are shit names, you can come up with something better. Coming to the Nintendo Switch in 2019.
HIRE ME GAMEFREAK
>>32987777
>3rd version: Pokemon Genderfluid
Well we already have Pokemon who have no gender at all.
What if we had a Pokemon that could change its sex? There are lots of real life species that do so.
>>32987808
azurill lol
>>32987808
Azurill
>>32987810
>>32987813
I mean a deliberate one, not one brought on by shitty programming.
I got those digits in my best post ever (yes I do think my idea is great), and I only get one answer.
I won't even delve into the box legends (Ice/Fairy epitome of feminine beauty and grace; Rock/Fighting manliest pokemon ever) and how the 3rd version one can Attract both male and female Pokemon...
Also, new evil team's boss ace is a new Wigglytuff evo called Trigglypuff
>>32987586
This
and I think the implication was supposed to be that Braviary and Mandibuzz had some relation.
>>32987586
>haha it's not canon because I don't like it!
fuck off with this meme
>>32988871
>haha it's canon because I like it!
fuck off with this meme
>>32988871
>>32988877
>canon in pokemon games
fuck off with this meme
>>32987808
They would finally make a Frog Pokemon
>>32987577
>gender
>not sex
I deserve whatever happens to me.
ditto been fucking
>>32987777
>genderfluid
Mental illness needs to get out