/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>tfw no otter kiss

File: 20170708_190232.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32974462
>You ascend to the 3rd floor of the tower. Doesn't look like there's too much here, except for some stairs and a Jolteon.

Jack: Why is it so dark on this floor?

Nibbles: Maybe they forgot to pay the electric bills?

>What would you like to do? 2,6, 9 to start

>>32974494
Touch oshas butt and blame nibbles

>>32974462
Forgot to throw in the rules that I doubt anyone reads anyway

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

>>32974494
First things first. Say hi to Jolteon.

>>32974515
Reroll

>>32974504
re, but touch Jolteon's butt instead

>>32974504
re

>>32974515
re

>>32974557
>>32974504
both of these

File: 20170708_191524.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32974577
>>32974557
>>32974504
Osha: Hey!

>"Nibbles! Don't grab Osha's supple, perfect ass out of the blue like that!"

Osha: Ron, I can feel the difference between a pig hoof and a dragon claw.

Nibbles: Oh, actually it was me too. I bumped into it by accident.

Osha: *sigh* Dammit Nibbles.

File: 20170708_191706.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32974651
Osha: Excuse me there, Jolteon-

>You run up and give its butt a nice squeeze as well

>Jolteon doesn't seem to react much. Lost in thought perhaps?

Osha: Ron! I'm sorry about him, but uh... uh, hello?

File: 20170708_191725.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32974690
>Jolteon turns at Osha's words.

Jolteon: Hello.

Osha:... Hello, yes. Is everything... okay here?

Jolteon: Yes. Of course. Why wouldn't it be?

Osha: Well... it's just that the other floors of this tower all had problems... And this floor's lights are out.

Jolteon: My eyes have been feeling sensitive lately. I prefer the darkness now. Everything is fine here. You may pass freely.

Osha: Uh... o-okay...

>3, 7, 0 next

>>32974729
Arm thrust jolteon in the face, its clearly a mimic

>>32974729
Touch your own butt and blame Nibbles

>>32974729
Give him a good arm thrust to bring him to his senses.

>>32974729
Touch nibbles butt and blame osha

>>32974729
Head past Jolteon for the stairs, but keep an eye on him(?) in case he does anything funny.

>>32974729
Touch OPs butt and blame nibbles

It's time to stop

File: 20170708_193749.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32974757
>>32974755
>"Osha! Don't do that to nibbles!"

Osha: What?

Nibbles: Osha! How could you do that after you scolded me and Ron for it!

Osha: WHAT.

File: 20170708_193757.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32974836
Nibbles: Listen, if you like my butt, you can touch it if you want, but it's very rude to do it without asking!

Osha: I DID'T AND I'M NOT EVEN STANDING CLOSE ENOUGH TO HAVE DONE IT.

>Which stairs do you want to go to? There's three sets of stairs. 4, 6, 8

>>32974836
>Nibbles being a bro and going along with it

I think we should start blaming osha now

>>32974850
Smack the Jolteon.

>>32974850
bottom right

>>32974852
He actually believed Osha did it

>>32974850
Jump on top of Jolteon and ride him to the next floor

File: 20170708_195046.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32974866
>You run around and hop on top of Jolteon. "Yah! To the next floor! Onward, steed!" you cry.

Jolteon: Can I help you?

>...

Jolteon: I am not a steed. Please do not attempt to ride me.

>Hmph. 3, 6, 8 next

>>32974918
Ask him what he's standing on top of.

>>32974918
Falcon punch jolteon

File: 20170708_200042.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32974943
>Jolteon does seem a bit off, doesn't he? You know what, maybe a couple of smacks will solve things. You throw a punch or two his way, but he doesn't budge.

Jolteon: It's rather rude to assault a tower guardian. Please refrain from doing it again. I think it would be best if you and your friends went on your way now.

>3, 6, 7 next

>>32974990
Ask where each of the stairs goes to

>>32974990
Ask the Jolteon to be their guide.

>>32975014
Reroll

File: 20170708_200951.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975026
>>32975014
Jolteon: Where? Why, they go up, of course.

Osha: Up to where?

Jolteon:... You are on the top floor. The stairs will take you to the roof. I take it you're looking to take the bridge to the mountain?

Osha: Um... yes... and... they all go to the same place?

Jolteon: Of course. Please, it's time for you to move on.

>2, 5, 7 next

>>32975090
fuck Jolteon

>>32975090
Inspect Jolteon's shadow. With force if need be.

>>32975090
We should give him a parting gift for his sensitive eyes before we go up. We should make a very bright light.

File: 20170708_202555.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975105
>Yeah, least you can do for the guy. It's way too dark in here, after all!

Jolteon: What do you think you're doing? It would be unwise to-

>You build up your flames to a blinding level, in comparison to the darkness of the room.

Jolteon: -Ah! Wait no, NO FIRE! PLEASE DON'T-

File: 20170708_202706.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975202
>Ow.

>1, 4, 8 next

>>32975213
Much ow.

Let's just go up those stairs already.

>>32975213
perform sexual acts with Jolteon

>>32975213
Let's cut to the chase and ask him what's going on with his shadow, or whatever that black stuff is under him. It looks like it's been growing ever since we entered the room.

>>32975232
Re

>>32975213
Yell at the others that the Jolteon is either an impostor or being mind-controlled by that darkness under him. Then Heat Crash right into the dankness.

File: 20170708_204001.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975254
Jolteon: *cough* Sorry for that outburst earlier. Perhaps your Ground friend could take care of these flames?

>"Hey, what's up with your shadow there?"

Jolteon: My shadow? Nothing, it's fine. It must just be a trick of the light... now be off with you, you've caused enough damage.

>3, 5, 0 next

>>32975347
>>32975338
re

>>32975347
Notice jolteon's bulge and wonder what it is

>>32975352
re

>>32975352
Reroll

See what's up with those stairs and get up them

>>32975376
why do you keep doing this
just stop

>>32975347
Yell at the others that the Jolteon is an impostor or is being mind-controlled. Heat Crash the Jolteon AND the darkness if possible

>>32975352
Re

>>32975352
reroll

>>32975387
>32975387
Wrry

keep on tryin, no gets yet

>>32975420
He says while stealing another get

>>32975352
re

File: 20170708_205813.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975425
is what I do
>>32975352
>>32975338
Jolteon: I told you, my shadow- WAIT! FIRE! NO FIRE!

File: 20170708_205903.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975511
>FUCK.

>In the explosion, however, Jolteon and his shadow seem to separate...

File: 20170708_210147.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975524
Osha: !

Darkrai: Augh, damn pyromaniac.

Osha: !!

Darkrai: Ah, yes, now, this may *seem* a little confusing, but, uh...

Osha: !!!!!!

Darkrai: ...Yes?

Osha: It's you!

Darkrai: Ah, do I... know you then?

>>32975551
>Missing quads
Roll to heat crash OP

File: 20170708_210045.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975551
Osha: You're him! The traitor!

Darkrai: Oh, that. Well you see, I-

>Osha attacks Darkrai fervently with a razor shell.

Osha: KILL HIM. KILL HIM NOW!

>3, 4, 9 next

>>32975578
You heard the otter, kill him

>>32975578
fuck off Palpatine
Punch yourself in the head to make sure you're not dreaming.

>>32975595
Re

File: 20170708_211833.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975584
Nibbles: You got it, Osh! Also, why?

Osha: This is Darkrai! He was a disciple of Giratina, but he betrayed him for his own selfish purposes!

Darkrai: Ow, ow, ow! Listen, I was just trying to make a place where I could live happily and comfortably! Is it really such a crime to want to cover the whole world in darkness?

File: 20170708_212528.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975678
Darkrai: Maybe you all need some time to consider the idea- why don't you all sleep on it!

>Darkrai uses Dark Void on your whole party- putting everyone but you and Jack to sleep!

Good thing the roll for you failed. I don't know how you being asleep would play

>3, 7, 0 next

>>32975712
Summon our inner bard and play a tune on the violin to wake everyone up

File: Kitaniji.jpg (65KB, 500x900px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 500x900px

>>32975712
Fill the room with the light of Heat Crash. Aim it towards Darkrai.

LET THE LIGHT SAVE YOU!

>>32975753
Fuck, forgot to add to do it in the name of Arceus.

>>32975753
NOW, RISELLAN WILL BE SAVED.
TWEWY 2 never ever ;_;

>>32975732
>>32975753
Re, but have Jack play the violin

>>32975712
Do >>32975753 but also have Jack use a super effective X-Scissor in such a way that when Darkrai is blown the fuck back he flies right into Jack's SE stabbing

File: twewy820.jpg (31KB, 530x275px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 530x275px

>>32975780
Five years and I'm still filled with anger.

File: 20170708_214213.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975753
Darkrai: Wait wait wait- you really need to stop with the-

File: 20170708_214241.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975845
Darkrai: Sweet fuck, ow.

>You are in critical condition

Darkrai: Alright then...

File: 20170708_214317.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975858
Jack(?): New plan...

>1, 4, 8 next

>>32975867
Wake everyone else up and warn them about Jack. Including Jolteon.

>>32975885
This and eat an Oran.

>>32975858
>>32975867
>critical condition
B L A Z E
B O O S T A N
We have another Reviver Seed, right? If not, we have to rely on our heroic resolve for our friends to save ourselves from fainting to this.

Harness your activated inner Blaze to release a Heat Crash of massive proportions. So huge that Darkrai gets utterly blown the fuck out into unconsciousness or immobility, and it purges the dankness from our allies (who can resist our flame) and wake them up. Jack is gonna faint surely, but he'll be fine, he's at full health while Darkrai isn't.

Maybe quote Kamina while you do it, too?

>>32975897
>We have another Reviver Seed, right? If not, we have to rely on our heroic resolve for our friends to save ourselves from fainting to this.

Actually, you are completely out of reviver seeds. May actually have to start figuring out what to do if you faint. Hmm.

>>32975897
Re, but BURASTO!

>>32975915
>>32975867
If we have any other Fire move we can use while in Blaze Critical mode, use it on Darkrai full power, THEN pop an Oran berry.

>>32975867
Still no get? re >>32975923 then

>>32975933
Re, but Berry first

>>32975944
Bullshit. We need to be in critical condition for Blaze to activate, berry would stop that from happening. We need to get DAMAGE in on Darkrai before we heal up.

File: 20170708_215636.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32975933
>>32975923
>You crash full force into Jackrai with a blaze boosted heat crash, then quickly pop an oran berry to regain some health.

File: 20170708_215847.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976017
Jackrai: Oof, should've picked one of the fire resistant ones to control. Ah well, I'm not the one taking the brunt of the damage here.

>Jackrai uses Wing Attack on you

>1, 6, 8 next

>>32976038
Cum on the shadow

>>32976038
Use the Sticky Goo Trap to bind the shadow to the ground, then Crash Jack out of it.

>>32976038
Seconding >>32976064 but rather than Heat Crash Jack out of the shadow, Heat Crash the shadow out of Jack.

>Osha tells us to kill and we go all out
The power of otter ass is dangerous.

>>32976087
Rerolling

it's a shame that heat crash is our only fire move when Ron is stuck as a 20 lb tepig 99% percent of the time. It'll be good when the FINAL EVOLUTION is unlocked though.

also no gets yet

>>32976038
Play the violin to wake up every one.

>>32976087
Reroll!

>>32976184
Rerolling

>>32976087
Reroll to get this over with.

>>32976087
c'mon now

>>32976087
JUST DO IT

>>32976087
fuck it, I'll reroll.

I'll just go with this anyway since it got rolled the most

File: 20170708_222831.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976087
>>32976064
>You toss the Sticky Goo Trap from Ejacasm and Heat Crash into Jack's shadow to separate him and Darkrai from one another, just as the trap detonates over him.

Darkrai: Eugh... what... what is this goop... why can't I move??

>Darkrai is immobilized! What will you do next? 3, 5, 9 next

>>32976334
OP you now perfectly what does our Ron nature calls us to do when we see someone vulnerable
Force him to give us a blowjob so his mouth melts with our magma cum
Then heat crash him to death

>>32976334
Toss an Oran to Jack, who should be awake right now, and tell him to back you up with X-Scissor to banish this shade for good.
Heat Crash Darkrai from behind, so he flies into Jack's bug-charged blades

>>32976334
Tell Jack to play a sweet tune on the fiddle and wake everyone up while you distract Darkrai.

>>32976356
re

>>32976356
Shit, that sounds awesome.

Reroll.

File: 20170708_224040.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976366
>>32976356
>With Darkrai held firmly in place, you toss Jack an oran berry and charge up your flames, ramming into Darkrai with a solid hit

File: 20170708_224142.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976418
>With the heat from your attack, the goo trapping Darkrai down solidifies enough to break from the ground and send him flying straight into Jack's waiting super-effective X-scissor.
>Darkrai crashes back to the ground, defeated

>>32976436
Damn.

For some reason, I thought he would've made things a lot harder.

See: Double Team.

>>32976436
Now exorcise him with the power of Arceus while Osha is still asleep.

File: 20170708_224957.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976436
>With Darkrai defeated, the illusion on this floor lifts.

Osha: Whoa, you guys actually took him down! Yes! Sorry we were out for most of it... kinda wish I had been there.

Jolteon: Well, thank you for taking care of it. Wish you hadn't blown up so many barrels of our oil store though. They're expensive... but hey, I would've been stuck under that jerk's control forever if not for you guys, so I can't complain.

Osha: Why is there oil here? Why is this tower so flammable?

Jolteon: *shrug*

Osha: Anyway, I'm glad this traitor got what was coming to him.

Darkrai: Hmph, a legendary such as myself defeated by a meddling group of nobodies.

Osha: Hey, we're an elite exploration team! We deal with the world's problems- problems like you.

Darkrai: Pff, sure. It was just a lucky battle. Any other pokemon and I would have my world of darkness.

Osha: Ha, nope. There's plenty of other strong exploration groups out there. Like our friends who can take on a 50% Zygarde. Or another group of friends off finding Time Gears. They're strong as hell too!

Darkrai: (Time gears...?) Well you know what, this has been fun. But, I have better things to do.

Osha: What? No!

File: 20170708_225050.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976578
Darkrai: Bye!

Osha: WAAAAAIT

File: 20170708_225113.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976585
>Darkrai has vanished

Osha: Noooooo...

Celebi: I know you wanted to stop him, but history says he actually does have other things to do. Sorry.

Osha: v_v

Jolteon: Well... at any rate, your way is clear now. The real way up to the roof is that ladder there. Just take it up and you'll find the bridge over to the mountain.

>>32976610
we eos fanfiction now

>>32976578
When do we set the whole tower on fire? It's inevitable now.

File: 20170708_231722.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976610
Osha: Hey, Ron. So, uh... I guess I just wanted to say thanks for taking care of Darkrai after he knocked me and the others out. After I saw him, I couldn't believe I was standing in front of one of the biggest villains in Giratinist history! And you took him out almost single handedly... so, uh...

>>32976610
It's time.

File: 20170708_231833.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976696
Osha: Thanks

File: 1498428211549.png (19KB, 690x858px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 690x858px

>>32976696
DO IT

File: 1497908421957.png (268KB, 988x1582px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 988x1582px

>>32976701

File: 20170708_231849.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976701
Osha: Alright, let's get going. Pokemon as prone as us to starting destructive, uncontrollable fires shouldn't be around a tower like this....

TO BE CONTINUED

File: 1441800806113.gif (4MB, 400x286px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 400x286px

>>32976701

File: 20170708_232528.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976714
...

>>32976726
so what's the tower name already

>>32976741
oh for fuck's sake it's the burned/tin tower or whatever isn't it

File: 20170708_232634.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976726
???: Hey, hey guys! Check it out- over here!

>>32976726
We're in Johto, aren't we?

File: 20170708_232750.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976752
Articuno: What, what is it, Zapdos?

Moltres: It is a nice tower I guess.

Zapdos: No, no, hang on... *hnnng*

File: 20170708_232952.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976775
!!

File: 20170708_233200.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976782
Moltres: Haha, you're such a dick, man

Zapdos: You know it, lol

File: 20170708_233248.jpg (2MB, 2880x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x2160px

>>32976793
TO BE CONTINUED

Fucking legendaries. No sense of right and wrong.

>>32976806
Well played OP, well played

>>32976806
Goddamn legendaries. Made the story interesting as fuck tho'.

>>32976806
>3 Pokemon died in that fire
>Vaporeon, Flareon, and Jolteon are still in there
Y-you monster!

>>32976890
History required it to happen

;_;7

>>32976806
>possible climactic battle while the Brass Tower burns down
Nice. Just needs some rain, thunder, and lightning to make it really dramatic.

So this thread we had the setup for the whole plot of EoS, and the reason for the brass tower burning down. So much lore.

>>32976890
Nah. They didn't die. They became Entei Raikou and Suicune.
Also you better fucking make this canon >>32976919

>>32977049
F

>>32977046
Meh, I could've done without it.
still a better tie-in of previous games than sun and moon

>>32977071
Aw come the fuck on, it would make encountering them later on much more interesting. Come ooooooooooooooooooooooooooon