ITT Pokemon you feel sorry for

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>>32963494
Its evolutions are crap,and,unlike chansey,it can't just use eviolite.

But Alolan Meowth also qualifies.

>>32964180
Samefag here.It can't even do shit in LC.http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/lc-sumo-viability-rankings-updated-post-204.3587565/

>>32963494
God no, he was a two-faced pun unintended dick

Whatever got 701 in that Japanese poll. The second least amount of votes but nobody cares because it wasn't the very last.

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>basically has to live the rest of it's life as fucking vanellope von schweetz
>doesn't even get the luxury of fixing itself
>doomed to be a glitchy mess forever

>>32963494
Sounds like someone just finished the main story in Explorers

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Pokedex entry from Ruby:
Spoink bounces around on its tail. The shock of its bouncing makes its heart pump. As a result, this Pokémon cannot afford to stop bouncing - if it stops, its heart will stop.
>has to keep bouncing or it will die
>hugging it will kill it

>>32963494
I like Dusknoir actually.

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This cutie. It has the best design out of the Gen 2 starters yet no one likes it because the fandom of GSC and HGSS appear to be made up of furries and barafags.

>>32966495
One thing I don't get is why Spoink dies when it stops moving, but Grumpig doesn't. It's an autistic thing to say, but still.

>>32965438
I oddly love porygon's story though, but yea 'it went crazy' was kind of a weird twist.. they were trying to make it able to move between dimensions though /

>>32966539
I like it a lot. It's just not viable outside of the story.
Gatr is a good dragon dance/ swords dance mon.
At least Typhlosion has a gimmick.
Meganium is objectively the worst competitively viable starter....but it is also objectively the cutest.

>>32966539
>It has the best design out of the Gen 2 starters
Even if that were true, it's an incredibly low bar. They're all shit, Shitganium is just the shittiest.

>>32966670
This.

>>32966575
Because it evolved out of that retarded disorder

>>32966539
Wow wonder who this could be
>>32966138

>>32966495
A short hug would be fine. The body can survive brief periods of heart-stopping. Spoink can probably survive even longer than most species, given its cardiovascular mechanism.

Besides, all it has to do is last long enough to evolve. Grumpig has that problem solved.

>>32966732
I guess it could be circumvented by manually pumping the tail myself while I hold it.

>NB4 ha ha jerking it off ha ha.

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And every other furry waifumon by extension.

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>>32965438
About to blow your mind

>>32966495
>>32966761
It's the impact that forces the heart to pump, not a hyrdaulic system in the tail. You'd have to spank it.

>>32967031
0.0 Why is this the first time I've seen this? Holy Shit.

>>32967058
>0.0

>>32967063
I'll take that (You). I deserve it.

My reaction image folder is slim right now. Computer crash into new computer. Trying to recover old files is a bitch.

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>>32967076
Here's a decent multi-purpose reaction image for you.

>>32967087
Much oblige, anon.

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>no aqua jet