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You receive a mysterious package from Gamefreak in the mail. Inside, you find a strange console with two buttons. As well, you find a folded up note with the following instructions.
If you press the red button, Generation VIII will feature no new Pokemon. Further more, the National Pokedex will be reduced to 400 Pokemon, with many redundant, unpopular, or overpowered monsters being cut. However, the remaining Pokemon will all be rebalanced, with every Pokemon having at least a small niche to fill or a good mega evolution. The type chart will also be reworked from the ground up, and no type will be over or underpowered.
If you press the green button, Generation VIII will introduce 200 new Pokemon. It will introduce a new in-battle mechanic that ends up being more balanced that Z-moves or mega evolution. The game will no longer feature extensive cut-scenes, and will return to somewhat non-linear map like Gen I or II. The plot will focus on more local level things, with the villain team being a regional threat that are dealt with before the final gym. One of the previous regions will be explorable once you defeat the elite 4, but you have no idea which one it will be (aside from the fact that it won't be Kanto again). There are no Mythical Pokémon, and everything can be caught or acquired in game (though, version exclusive Pokemon still exist)
Once you press one of the two buttons, the console will vanish, and your choice will be set. The console will also vanish if you take too long to decide, so it would be best to make your choice posthaste.
At the bottom of the note, there's a small warning, telling you to not press both buttons at the same time.
Which button do you press?
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>>32958570
The green button is such a better option it's fucking stupid. Next time, make a decision that's harder to choose.
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Green
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>>32958578
>Choose green
>Still no end game
>/vp/ still bitches about fairy types and ice types
lol
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>>32958570
Ima press both buttons what happenactually will press green button holy fuck are you retarded? these are supposed to be a hard choice
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>>32958570
Green button, anyone who wants to press red has a few too many chromosomes.
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Or you can choose this box.
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>>32958608
Box
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Is this a troll? Green you fucking moron.
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>>32958570
Green.
I don't care much about second regions, and I even dislike the non-linear aspect to Kanto and Johto, but the only positive thing about the red button is a rebalanced type chart.
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Green, no contest.
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Ok, here's a harder question. Push both buttons or neither.
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>>32958570
Green
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>>32958570
Green, are you some kind of retard?
>>32958660
Both at once.
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>>32958570
>Green
I'm curious about who would actually pick red?
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>>32958608
GIVE ME THAT BOX
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>>32958570
Red is just too bad and green is just too good. And you're just too absurd.
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Green you stupid faggot I bet you only played games since gen four.
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>>32958712
fuck off loli
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>>32958570
Green button
Why should they neuter continuity?
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>>32958570
Red button. Balance over all. Redundant pokemon are the blight of the series.
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>one objectively terrible option
>one objectively great option
I don't think you're very good at this.
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>>32958775
You have to be bui.
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>>32958570
Green
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>>32958570
Both.
>wants to watch the world burn
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>>32958570
>The plot will focus on more local level things, with the villain team being a regional threat that are dealt with before the final gym.
I like it only being a regional villain team, but why must it always be done before the final gym? I think it'd be good to have a story with the evil team stretch past the E4 into the other region or something.
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>>32958570
green if I can get a pokeversion of TPDP typechart and mons (as redundant as this sound)
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>>32958704
is that you tyler?
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>>32958950
Explanation: ice, fairy and dragon no longer exist, bug and plant fused in nature type, rock and ground fused in earth type, light and sound exist plus void, dream, warp and ilusion but steel still exist
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>>32958967
>removes/merges "filler" types
>replaces with filler types
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>>32958967
>replaces autism with more autism
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>>32958979
>>32958987
somehow works
en.tpdpwiki.net/wiki/Type_Chart#YnK 1.011
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>>32958967
Stupid. PDP types only make sense in their context, and are just as imbalanced as Pokemon types.
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>>32958570
red is the objectively better choice
suddenly pokemon is an actual game
but really, both buttons for the lulz
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