Happy Anniversary Edition
>Official Pokémon Go Updates
http://pokemongolive.com/en
>Latest APK Update
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-67-2-release/pokemon-go-0-67-2-android-apk-download/
>Databases
https://pokeassistant.com/
https://thesilphroad.com/
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
https://pokemongohub.net/
>Pokéstop & Gym Maps
https://www.pokemongomap.info/
https://gymhuntr.com/
>Nest Atlas
https://thesilphroad.com/atlas
>Nest Migration Countdown Clocks
http://nestmigration.com/
http://kingpcs.com/pokemongotimer.html
>Official /pgg/ Raid Meet Up Map
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2599417
>IV Checkers
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemongo-iv-calculator
https://thesilphroad.com/iv-rater
>Evolution Calculator
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Trainer Level Speed Calculator
https://trainerlevelspeed.de/
>Pokédex Progress Chart Template
http://i.imgur.com/tYQ4CEe.png
>General Map Scanner
http://pokehuntr.com
>City Map Scanners
https://pastebin.com/7qwbmQA3
>Spoofing Guide
http://pastebin.com/HBuZnR72
Previous Thread: >>32945106
First for we love John Hanke.
This isn't official art, is it?
WHERE MY DISCOUNTS
why was the tweet deleted
what does it all mean
>no event, just a picture
HANKEEEEE
>>32948655
>year of our lord 2017
>still taking it personally
>tweet deleted and reposted
I am not good with twit etiquette, why would they do this?
Gold hatter needs some duds,any suggestions?
>>32948645
Yes.
HQ version ---> i.imgur.com/xgxvW0D.jpg
>>32948669
They added a watermark at the bottom
>>32948669
The original version's female trainer was too thicc they had to take it down and fix it
>>32948674
Shiiiit. Thanks dude, I appreciate it.
Gotta say, this is a really damn nice picture, one of the best theyve done. Looks like it might be Yusuke Kozaki's work, too.
>check facebook for GO groups in my town
>the valor group has more members than the general GO group
Fucking how I don't see any valor gyms whenever I'm downtown. Also
>instinct group includes both this county and the neighboring one
>still has less members than valor or mystic
It hurts.
Continuing from last thread's topic, here are my hopes for new Raid bosses if they are in fact on rotation.
You know what, im alright with there not being an event if it means theyre working on releasing gen 3 soon.
but also knowing niantic, we're not getting anything good. its nice to be optimistic sometimes, though.
>one year later
>still a virgin autist with no friends
>a-at least i'm amost lvl 30
>>32948707
>Implying Hanke would let us get Unown just like that
I wish
>just log in
>see this
Having fun there?
>>32948727
>>32948730
implying xatu are rare
>>32948725
>one year later
>been laid and made some new friends unrelated to mobile gaming
>still an autist tho
>been level 30 for a few weeks
>>32948730
>>32948736
no, i don't think he was implying that?
>>32948725
>one year later
>still a virgin
>only 6 friends
>at least I'm lvl 30
>>32948707
>Porygon as lv 1 raid boss
This I like
>>32948707
Shouldn't Ninetails and Blissey be in there too? I believe they were also "confirmed".
>>32948725
>one year later
>still a virgin but ive got some friends but not from pokemon go
>not even lvl 29 yet
>>32948766
Ah shit you're right about Ninetales, I did see that one. Just imagine it in place of Dugtrio or Dodrio. As for Blissey, god help us if that one ends up being real. I think Chansey as a Lv. 3 is a good compromise.
>>32948725
>one year
>only level 30
git gud scub, I barely played in winter and am still 33
>>32948766
I have literally had my head up my ass since last summer ended when it comes to Pokemon Go. Only got back into it recently, but only super casually.
What exactly makes Blissey, Ninetales and Charmeleon "confirmed" as being in rotation?
>>32948792
Niantic said so.
So I managed to get three gold gym badges, and what I've noticed besides 125 XP per spin is there's at least one hyper potion/max potion/max revive almost every time. No special items like upgrades yet but will report if I manage to get two in one spin or something ridiculous.
>>32948629
>htc m8 battery died
>buy a s8
>cant spoof anymore
I think its time for me to retire from this game unfortunately
>>32948790
Yeah but the difference between you and him is that he was willing to admit he's a virgin and you aren't.
>nuck says he isnt patriotic at all
typical californian.
>>32948725
>one year later
>still a virgin autist with no friends
>level 36 and still doing this pointless grind
>>32948803
they better update spoofing soon.
>>32948725
>one year later
>same time last year my ex decided to take a break from our relationship
>break up after
>she sees he ex immediately
>been single for an entire year now
>they been together for an entire year now
>I still have the ring from when I was going to propose
>>32948933
Go ahead and hold your breath there, bitch.
>see tyranitar on gymhuntr
>drive over, probably 100 people there
>catch it on 4th throw
>bite/fire blast
oh well, it was cool to see a group of people all excited about the game again
Hello satan
>>32948703
instinct is the official 4chan team yes?
>>32949052
>>32948629
>Showing a road bike.
>Speed limit reduced to like 10km/h or 6mp/h max for egg hatching.
Hanke, give me back the old speed limit.
Event when
>>32949143
5 minutes
>>32949149
>dodging breaks gyms
Well, looks like my Blissey army is still 100% preferred.
>>32949242
What do you mean breaks gym?
>>32949264
From Niantic's "Known Issues" page.
>Dodging causes the battle to become unresponsive
>We are actively working to resolve an issue where gameplay becomes unresponsive after dodging an attack during a battle.
>>32948803
just use those legs that you evolved and WALK GODDAMNIT
Post your anniversary start dates
>>32949294
Based launchbro
>7/7/2016
if only made the account 1 hour before
>>32949294
>catching a gastly in my house for the first time, driving around til 4am checking if there was a pokestop at my work
>just barely understanding how candys worked
>ended up getting a vaporeon by 4am from catching Eevees which are common where I live, posting it on FB and everyone freaking out the next day that I had one already.
>for the next few weeks everyone was playing, going out every night with friends to catch pokemon while everywhere I went people were walking around on their phones playing.
last summer was truly a magical experience I blame niantics incompetence for dropping the ball and not making a very good game behind the basic premise but still wow, I will never forget that first month or two last summer where pokemon ruled the world again. childhood me would have never thought they'd get to do that at 28 with so many people on board to get into it too.
So I have two dratini, one is 14/14/14 the other is 15/15/12. Is it better to have the very even stats or the higher defense and attack?
Like hell I would miss out on launch day
>these plebs weren't part of the beta
Lel
>>32949357
>Launch day
>No Fire, Water, Grass, Rock, Ground Gold Medals
>>32948671
Grimer and Muk next to Valorfag
>>32949316
>>32949349
It was a magical time. I still have my Seadra (now Kingdra) that I caught in the first day or two. Even people on /pgg/ were stoked. Good times.
>>32949412
I'm honestly just imagining for a second if this was legitmately real and what we'd actually see if we booted up the game tomorrow. What a fucking thrill it'd be. I don't even know what the fuck I'd try to catch first.
>>32949357
pathetic desu
>>>/out/
>>32949346
>tfw 7/7/16 cause of time zones
I had no chance
Honestly can't believe it's been a year. I remember the exact places I caught my first Lapras, Snorlax and Dragonite. I will always want those 4am nights running around the city with 100's of people for a Magmar which no one had ever seen before.
>>32949507
>Honestly can't believe it's been a year
It's felt like years
>>32949507
Had a similar experience with an exeggcutor late one night.
I remember this big event at a park one of the first weeks with 100s of people and the servers were down, but when they finally went up it was the most incredible LARP pokemon experience imaginable.
Which ones do I fix with my two fast TMs first?
>>32949507
>tfw one day later
>>32949507
Man, I remember getting excited about catching Zubats at my place. Had just downloaded the app, close to midnight and a lot of real bats fly free around the buildings here. Shit was immersive af, maybe that's why Zubats all over the place as the game went on never quite bothered me.
>>32949581
Two of the last three
R9k and Kingdra for offense and Snorlax for defence (since lick/body slam is entirely useless)
>>32949294
I love this game
>>32949615
>>32949581
Isnt body slam snorlax a legacy?
>>32949666
Yeah, you keep those legacy moves until they get nerfed in gen 3.
>>32948872
Send him to Poo in Loo land for a month, I bet he'll learn to appreciate this country
>>32949694
The thought of transferring a legacy poke is making my autism give me physical pain.
>>32949666
Yes Satan, I am a proud owner of a body slam lax
have 130000 dust and 63 special candies, should i push my 4th blissey to 2900 cp? it has 93% zh/ hyper beam
>>32949615
>body slam
>useless
>>32949722
Based Legacylax pls shit on me
>>32949745
*BRAAAAAP*
>>32949736
if you want to cum in her yes otherwise use your dust on something else
>>32949695
once the millenials experience the other side, theyll learn to love what they have.
>>32949294
>>32949736
Hyper beam is a lil too slow for me. Not to mention its not SE against anything so its not exactly the go-to for anything. The great thing about the new gyms is that you can use your dust on your favorite pokes instead of purely gym contenders.
>>32949760
This triggers me. I'm not even some flag waving idiot fatass, it's just that some people don't have the perspective to appreciate what we have
>>32949751
>>32949294tfw I started over just for pikachu
>>32949507
I remember seeing a lot of people outside my house, people of all ages, everyone was so happy and enthusiastic. I remember rewatching the old movies and the series as well. I remember when i caught my first Onix and Snorlax. I remember at work, a warning was issued due to the popularity of the game and the fact that our workplace had a gym and two stops. I remember walking into work and everyone was on it. I remember when i couldn't catch a Machamp because of how shitty the servers were. Good times..
>>32949779
This. Just going to Mexico, there's a glaring difference in the freedom and rights we have in each country.
>>32949812
>Be a halfie beaner
>go to Mexico
>dogs and pigs roaming the streets
>terribly paved roads
>relatives live in a tiny home
>they don't speak English, I don't speak Spanish
>can't go out at night, don't wanna die
God damn I hate these "America sucks bro" faggots so much. Complete lack of perspective
Thanks for reading my blog
>>32949835
ive been to Canada, Finland, and Japan all of which were better than the US. so to be fair yes the United States is pretty OK but it has some real shitty parts and things about it that while better than third world hell holes by no means makes it a country people should just shut up and be thankful about, we should have it better especially with how much the country gloats its #1 best country in the universe.
to get back on track, it is the country where the most regional exclusives can be obtained so we got that going.
Where's the fuCKING EVENT HANKE REEEEEAAAARRRRGGH
>>32948725
>one year later
>still with my gf
>lvl 25, but idc, since im not really into battling and more into collecting a living dex
>still live in this shitmon-shithole
>>32949910
at least its all better than Europe. I can't tell you how many times I've walked in to a public place and seen poop/pee/trash all over the place. European people truley are slobs and the land in which they reside is horrid.
>fighting gym
>other teams add shitmons and feed berries while I'm fighting it
>horrible lag, opponent is at 0HP for the past fifty seconds
>battle ends, figure I'll reload the app
>try to rejoin
>ERROR
>gym already taken
>f-fine, I'll just -
>"Battle winners have priority"
>w-well that's fair, I guess -
>"The gym is under attack!"
>locked out for the next ten minutes
>no-one was even physically around except for me
This must be what it's like to get cucked.
>>32949910
Never said that people should ignore the US's faults, but it's a damn big country so there are bound to be areas that are backwards in thinking. That being said, there are many countries one could go to that are shitholes all around, you just chose to cherry pick some great countries that aren't garbage and don't have similar problems that aren't inherent with a vast population
>>32949370
more worrying:
>no ghost, steel, electric, or dragon medals at all
>>32948725
>one year later, havent met A SINGLE instinct player
>still single
>still working shitty job
>not even close to lvl 33
Staying at 0 motivation for 3 days I don't I'll get it back until someone takes over the gym.
>>32949812
>fly to Mexico
>don't cover luggage in saran wrap
>border agents magically discover bullets in the luggage
>Nuck gets stuck in Mexico jail because he tries to shame them on camera and they decided he wasn't worth the potential bribe money
>>32949966
I mean ive been to a few countrys that sucked on the level of the US and one that was worse but the three countrys i mentioned I choose to go to and while I was there I was instantly hit with "this is so much better than back home" so whatever entitled millenials suck I get it, going out into the world is good for you, I agree, but by no means do I think america is anything more than one of the modern countries in the world. Some of ghettos and inner citys, indian reservations, abandoned middle america factory towns, bum fuck no where south western towns, and southern backwards ass redneck villes are all horribly terrible places in the grand scheme of things and thats like half of the US.
>>32949995
I left my Slowbro behind at a park in a nearby town after a raid crawl on Sunday. Still there.
Will I ever see her again? ;_;
>>32950048
With any luck no
>>32948689
>>32950075
THATS SEXIST YOU BIGOT CIS SCUM
THE PATRIA...god i cant even write that shit without cringing. How can feminists keep up with this all the time? is there something wrong with their minds?
Forget i asked...
>>32950075
RIP Original Female Trainer
2016 - 2016
She was too thicc for this world.
Now that I've finished my regional dex, whats there left for me to do? Powering up gym sitters seems counter-intuitive, and I don't know what I should walk as my buddy. Halp.
>>32949990
Nigga I haven't met any Pokémon Go players, aside from carfags who pull up to me as I'm taking a gym to ask what colour I am, only to sit there for the next ten minutes idling, saying nothing, and wasting gasoline.
>>32950119
stock up on TMs for when combat is introduced 3 years from now and they actually matter
>>32950119
Save your candies.
*winks*
>>32950122
I've seen other people, just teenagers and carfags though. Where is my qt 3.14 pokegf?
>>32950119
Try to find rl friends on Tinder or something to help you raid when the legendaries come out.
>>32950146
I've also *seen* plenty of people, I just don't talk to them because I'm not autistic.
>>32950122
all i´ve met until now are a bunch of school kids, a couple of agressiv guys screaming and bitching around because i was on another team as them, and a family (?) playing while walking around the city.
and a colleague from work who has a fucking big team red sticker on his car.
talked to anyone? Nah. except for my work buddy. but that because i have to.
That game doesnt bring people together. people still pack their phone away when others with phones cross them, they are still nervous and dont want to expose that they are playing it, and they tend to stand for themselves because others could be better than you and tell you how shit you are.
Its really sad.
The whole "Go out and explore" aspect is dead, and the "meet people, make friends and play together" deteriorates more and more as time passes by.
except for a few close buddys you cant really call that game a "social game" anymore.
it was fine at the beginning when the hype was big, but now...its just sad.
>>32950139
I already do. I have 2 hours of lucky eggs ready to pop.
>>32950150
I've already become part of 4 group chats in my area, so that's covered.
Finding a raid that happens to be going on around the time you're there is tricky.
I wish the powers of your gym badges would let you detect when a raid is going to go on there even if you aren't anywhere nearby.
>>32950181
Be glad you haven't net your town's autist
>>32950194
have you?
>>32950181
It doesn't help that gyms don't really encourage 'team play'. Even if you're on the same team it's awkward to take a gym together, because you know that once one of you puts a Pokémon in, the other will have to wait ten minutes. You also can't explore together, because if you find a gym with only one slot you'll have to fight for it.
At least raids kind of encourage team play, but even that not very well. Oh, there's a Tyranitar raid on the edge of town in an hour? Great! Go stand there for an hour and hope that people show up!
>>32950201
Yes, it achieved the opposite of what Niantic intended, and made me never want to play this in public ever again
>>32950194
>>32950201
If you haven't, maybe it's you.
>>32950213
i am kind of autistic, but it doesnt show to the outside. mostly.
people still give me a weird look if i tell them im playing pokemon. im 24 with a secure job, good income, no debts, a car, a gf and a home. i couldnt care less what they think about me since i know there are way worse people here.
>>32950205
explore, huh? What is there to explore? If you enter a big city all you do is run around from stop to stop, then jump over to either stops OR gyms. there is no explore built in this game. explore would mean go somewhere you normally dont go/never were before.>>32950205
>>32950209
This. The same 5 carfags who spoofed their best mons control my entire neighborhood and then some with their 30+ alternate accounts.
>>32950181
raids are about the only thing they've added that encourages team play.
its really sad how much potential this game has and the team behind it cant seem to come up with how to make it work right. I dont mean bugs and stuff I mean the core way the game plays should be simple to tweak a few things and make it encourage you to go out and meet other people playing, again raids are the only thing that has done this and its shallow at it.
pvp/trading is the fix the game needs desperately.
>>32950265
the most raids ive been to is a bunch of people standing around the plac the raid happens, not interacting with each other. it just encourages "Be there when the lvl 4 raid hatches and hope others are doing so too", then fight it, and everyone who gos there afterwards wont have anyone to do the raid with.
there wasnt a single raid on lvl 3 or more that was finished here in this village. not a single one.
Why are you acting like losing your virginity is an achievement? If you haven't lost it at a late age it's probably because of your looks and not your own fault. People who get laid easily are good looking and are hardly more skilled than you.
>>32950293
Reminder that this is the order of important traits to women:
Status > money >>>> looks > anything else
>>32949995
>verteidigungszeit
>>32950323
Money matters more in third world shitholes. If you live in a western country you would have to at least be a millionaire if you want a women's attention with money. Otherwise women here are too financially independent to give a shit.
>>32950341
So?
Ach komm als ob es hier irgendjemand stört das auch deutsche wie wir hier in dem Imageboard sind.
>>32950350
>Otherwise women here are too financially independent to give a shit.
And this is why they want someone with more money, they don't want to be seen with a "lesser" man. There is a reason those 35+ year old career women are freezing their eggs, they can not find a man who fits their standards.
>>32950022
What a ridiculous assessment. This is a huge country with many differing backgrounds, of course there will be backwards thinking dens of idiots. Implying that's half the country is insane considering the population dispersement
>>32950401
He's not wrong, technically. At least 30 states are literally exactly what he says (mostly the flyover states), even if most of the country's population congregate in Florida, Texas, California, and New York.
Is there a scanner with a wider range than pokehuntr?
I've been using it lately whenever I see a pokemon I want in 'nearby' but it can never find everything.
>>32949779
To be fair I feel like that's what Nick was trying to say, he's not a "flag waving idiot fatass" If you watch his other videos he seems to really appreciate living where he does.
Morning lads.
>>32950574
Morning.
Did you wake up and check to see if we are getting an anniversary event too?
>wake up at 5 AM
>check Pokemon Go
>"A raid will be starting near you!"
>it's literally starting at 7 AM
God damn it Hanke, some of us have to go to work.
>>32950150
>using Tinder to find someone to play Pokemon GO with
>>32950593
I logged in and there was a weezing raid in progress with 1 minute left, it was 9:30 when I logged in so that raid appeared at around 6:30 am.
I thought they said it was from 9 to 9 local time?
>>32950367
gas yourself, adolf
>>32950496
pokehunter is buggy as of late.
>>32950630
not before the immigrants, refugees and minoritys here.
>>32950613
Apparently they bumped the start time a bit. Everything still ends around 9pm but you can definitely see earlier raids.
>>32950672
Makes sense, it's daylight here at around 5:30am. So many times I've woken up and thought it was almost time to get up, rolled over and looked at the time and realised I've still got at least 3 hours before I have to even think about moving.
I'm going to miss that feeling when winter comes around and it's dark and raining 24/7, which means that's when Niantic will release generation 3.
>>32950454
Did you miss the part where I mentioned population dispersement? It's the rural, low population areas that are backwards
still haven't paid a dime
>>32949294
>do raid battle
>connection fucks up towards the end, wifi disappears and data plan runs out literally the last thirty seconds of the raid
>takes me five minutes to get back online
>raid is over
>used Pokémon still KO'ed
>check items
>nothing new
>raid pass gone
HANKEEE
>>32950876
Also I just noticed GO used up 300MB of my data this month. What the fuck?
>Niantic tweeted out a picture
>no news of any event today at all
Lel, why can TPC just gas them all and take control.
Is there a way I can interfere with the signal from my phone and cause myself to drift? I don't even have a spawn at my house. I just want to drift some so I can get egg distance.
Does wrapping your phone in foil actually work?
>>32950941
there better be a fucking event.
>>32950949
flygps
>>32950914
If you leave PoGo on 24/7, it uses up about 1.5 GB for me.
>>32949294
Had to buy my first smartphone for the game. i used an old phone all the time since i didn have the need to get one before.
>INB4 hurr so many silver and bronze medals
Shit isnt just spawning here anywhere. most of the eventmons made my medals turn silver. thats it. im lucky to get 1 or 2 grass/fire mons per week
Don't you folks think you're being a tad greedy? We just had the massive fire and ice event a few weeks ago.
>>32949294
>>32951045
greedy? the game made like billions and its been out for a year with glaring things missing like pvp,trading, and legendaries.
at the very least throw us an event with discounts and increased dust and xp etc... it's summer again and last year the game was the biggest thing in the world the company should do something to 1. get people playing it again 2. reward the loyal fans who have been playing this shit for a year waiting for them to make it half decent.
Is it even possible to get excellent curve throws on tiny shitmon that are way up close?
No matter how gentle I throw, they always bounce off their heads and miss the circle completely. Any softer and I won't be able to actually throw the ball.
>>32951143
just "let it fall" down.
like almost dropping it with a little bit of pushing forward
>>32947728
>so many 2k eggs
it should be 9 yellow ones
>>32947827
what event niBBa
>>32948026
>I've seen some men cross their legs like that
>>32948725
>a year later
>I'm not skinnyfat anymore, back to my skinny selffrom before depression hit
>explored a lot of my uni town thanks to Go, compared to just the fastest way to get to uniback when my depression was literally crippling
>found a nice girl
thanke the hanke
exercise and dopamine are a helluvadrug
>>32948803
good riddance
>>32948800
I'm halfway to gold on 4 badges, can't wait for the max medicine
thanks anon
>>32948872
"We don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. Freedom is like that. It's like air. When you have it, you don't notice it." - Boris Yeltsin
My Galaxy S5 is a piece of shit
I'm upgrading to a Galaxy S7 Active in a couple weeks after my birthday.
Any problems with that and PoGo?
>>32949924
This but I've hit 29. Got everything except regional gen 1 just need to walk for 2-3 evolutions now
>>32950181
My town has a big Facebook group. They keep posting pictures of like 20+ people doing level 4 raids
>>32951167
PoGo doesn't run good on any phone. My 835/Adreno 540 even chugs along with it at random times.
>>32949294
the raid screenshot is from yesterday, that's why there's a difference in the times
>>32949346
I made my account at ~11pm on the 9th and it was raining outside
Is there anything more frustrating then throwing 10+ pokeballs at a pidgey/rattata only to find out its not even a ditto and the game was just trolling your ass?
>>32951236
Yes, throwing a curved ball with green ring at some rare shit that still jumps out and runs away.
>>32951236
Why would you want a ditto? Useless shit mon that you can't even evolve for exp.
>>32951264
If there's a way to tell a Pokemon is a ditto before you catch it, by all means, anon, we're all ears.
>>32949507
>Snorlax
the first rare I got
I actually hatched 3 in a week after not having one for like 3 months
I also caught a wild one just after I was done with my exams but still went to the library to farm items and read non-school related books
>Lapras
I hatched one on my way back from uni
it was a Friday night, I just had a math tutorial
I had had a rough week, hatching Lapras, getting some ice cream, watching the new episode of Pokemon Generations and posting in the comfy thread was pretty soothing
I caught my first wild one on my way to one of my exams, only 35CP but I still have it
>Dragonite
had to walk a Dratini for 300km, by the time I had the candy I decided to wait a few more weeks till I go home for xmas so I can complete my gen1dex with my little sister
it got Steel Wing/Dragon Claw, he's like 4th in line for fast TMs
never caught/seen a wild one
>shopping trip with family
>Lapras raid off-limits
>wild Lapras far from where we are going
social life is a detriment????
>>32951143
Use AR and point down to put more distance between you and them
My ''''''''''''''route'''''''''''''''
>2 gyms near my grandparents place
both have free wifi in that area
>bike around the block next to 3 places of business
>FREE wifi on each
battle/ collect/ poke stop/ RAID
Anyone else have it good like me?
>>32949795
Honestly I was tempted
I just evolved a 98% Eevee into Espeon and he got confusion/psybeam. Should I use a charged TM or I will get nucked by getting psychic?
Uk is getting almost an identical event to chicagofest just without having to get a ticket. Occurs in Chester
>>32951535
>Chester
eww
>>32949052
Heck yea
>>32948725
>one year later
>became meme on korean image board
>constant bullying
>gf left
>she was a moonface anyway
>where did it all go wrong?
>>32949294
Fuck Hanke
>>32948725
>one year later
>lost my virginity
>traveled a ton
>got first fulll time job
>level 28
Damn I had a good year
Mystic has more members because ice is better to counter more mons
I thought i fucked up choosing instinct (Fuck Yeah Zapdos is coolest bird)
>>32950601
>town is a sexual desert for me
>go on grindr, because desperate
>one account with instinct symbol
>cool, maybe I'll find a friend
>message him, suggesting we could go and take gyms together
>never answers
>that was months ago
>his profile is still active
>>32948725
>one year later
>regained what weight I lost
>gf left me
At least I have friends who play and make double the money now. Still I wish I had a girl to squeeze sometimes
>live next to gym
>finally reach gold
>8 items (guaranteed) and 125XP per spin
I started by having just a stop that isn't even close to my house. Feels good
>>32949355
yes
>go to area I knew was rich with Bulbasaurs
>Bulbasaurs are gone
>replaced by Geodudes
>every gym has Golem in it
>tfw already have Golem
>>32949355
I think the 15/15 one are better because of the higher attack.
There's almost no difference between them though.
>>32949355
Attackers>Defenders
Get that 15/15/12
>>32951594
>8 items
Anon pls. We all know it's 6.
>>32951624
+2 team bonus and your Pokémon being there bonus
>>32951644
There's no defender bonus though, and Team Bonus is +1.
2 base + 3 gold + 1 team bonus = 6 items guaranteed
Sometimes spins put out 3 base items but that's not a guarantee.
sooo... no event?
>>32948936
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK KILL THYSELF
>>32951662
Then im having luck but even just 6 I'll take it over just 3 that aren't even close to my house.
>>32951703
OUCH, MY HEAD! THIS REALLY MADE ME THINK
is it worth powering up a 67% confusion/psychic exeggutor with 1900cp? ivs aren't great but confusion is legacy so idk
>the game dies again
>you can't collect coins because no one is taking gyms
The perfect scheme
>>32951748
no, both its IVs and Lv are pretty low
>>32951792
(((tricks)))
Shit, if I had 20 more seconds (or friends) I could easily solo Arcanine
Welp, there goes my Raid Pass.
>>32948645
>>32948649
>>32948669
>>32948674
>>32948680
They added more than a watermark. It seems the original one they tweeted out was unfinished. Spot the differences.
>>32951835
In .gif form
Britbings, you have an event coming your way
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/gaming/627712/Pokemon-GO-News-Anniversary-event-Niantic-reveal-first-UK-event-Big-Heritage-Chester
It it just me or is hyper beam really easy to dodge.
I have no words for this...
>>32951835
>no vaporeon
>>32951912
They're notoriously easy to kill; even with all that capture power their attacks don't really phase anything.
Would you rather get cucked but still get 3k a month or be a permavirgin and only get $100?
Just caught an Eevee with perfect HP, Attack, and 13 Def. Should I Umbreon or hold off since I'd want the def for Umbreon?
>>32951929
>ecelebs
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
EVENT
>>32951835
SHINY CHARIZARD??
>>32951961
Ash hat? wtf they're aknowledging anime now?
>>32951961
>legendaries hinted this summer
THIS JUST IN:
The anniversary event isthe friends you've made along the way.
>>32951961
IT'S SHIT
At least we get legendaries somewhere this Summer
gen 3 fags btfo while legendfags run the show
>>32951990
>>32951990
>implying we made any friends
What I learned was I'm not autistic, and might be a normie compared to local players.
What will /pgg/ do to commemorate it's first pogo day of playing?
I will pretend that I don't know the regular spawn points of my town (just like the real first day) and I will wonder around the streets playing with full volume on.
>>32951961
>no type event
Into the trash it goes
>>32952038
Pikachu is kind of a type.
>>32952038
Wow look at this shitlord. Niantic put in all of five minutes on making the hat model for Pikachu and he wants more. Do you realise that's five more minutes they could have been banging hookers and doing blow, and instead they chose to spend in on the fans?
>>32951961
>Discounted raid passes
Guess upgrading my storages will have to wait. What I'm worried about though is Legendary Raid passes can also be bought and I'll waste dosh on normal premiums.
>>32952023
Snipe a couple of hundos
>http://pokemongolive.com/en/post/birthday2017
>A FUCKING PIKACHU HAT
IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
THE MADMEN
>anniversary event so shit it makes 4chan die
>>32948872
I'm not either, it's just another fucking tuesday my man.
>>32949695
Not patriotic =/= hates the country
Are we finally back?
https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/6/15911936/pokemon-go-niantic-john-hanke-interview-one-year-anniversary
>Has it been a sizable effort internally to fight cheating? From the outside it definitely seems like a lot of effort is put toward it.
>"We dedicate resources to it for sure. There are people working on that that could be working on features, but they’re not. It’s a fraction of the team. It’s not as if half of the team is working on that. It’s significantly less than that. But there is a chunk of resources that we devote to that."
Never let spoofers forget that they are the reason this game is so shitty at this point in its life. Sure, Niantic is lazy and incompetent but we could've had trading and PVP by now if it weren't for cheaters.
>>32952087
>a new hat for Pikachu
>It's Ass Ketchup's and not Red's
>>32952121
So it's basically the janitor working on it?
>Implying I want to get any closer
Game is dead.
Thread is dead.
Happy Anniversary.
>>32952153
Game is very much alive.
Thread was dead because MSM kikes are going after 4chan servers.
>>32952128
>o sí mister Hanke sir
>I good programmer sí
>I set up the TiVo for mi primo Juan
>DUDE ANOTHER PIKACHU WITH A HAT LMAO
>>32952121
Stop making excuses for Niantic. Hanke says it's only a fraction of their team that is working to stop spoofing, when in reality they probably don't do anything about it because they can't. They still have to save face though so this is what hanke has to say to keep raging autists who are butt mad with spoofies at bay. This is a dumb strawman argument used to distract people from the fact that the only reason GO sucks is because of Niantic and its poor decisions. I'd bet that spoofers help more than bring harm to the game. A good portion of spoofers most likely spend money on the game. Snipers and botters are another story though.
>>32952087
>double dust
>double item drops from Pokéstops and Gyms
>~60% off incubators and raid passes
>nothing
>>32952203
>paying
The event is summer long celebration, you fucking autists.
>gym rework
>raids
>special pikachu
>store sale
>worldwide events
>legendaries
And summer will come to a close with gen 3. Bank it.
>>32952106
This is a pro-Hanke board. All anti-Hanke (((shills))) must leave.
>>32952127
This is a trend being pushed by TPCi.
Pikachu with special hats are in Sun/Moon and in Pokémon Shuffle too.
>>32952203
>>double dust
>>double item drops from Pokéstops and Gyms
source: your ass
Where's that anon who keeps claiming that Niantic isn't a terrible company?
Special hat Pikachu and a discounted shop for the 1 year anniversary? HAHAHAHA
>Tier 1 Raid happening
>At least I can solo this
>It's the fucking Quilava I couldn't capture last time
>Pops out of every ball, pops out even faster if I use a Razz
>Even used the one Golden Razz I had
>Can't even swipe or feed the gym until the raid ends
Raids are awful
I thought the anniversary box was one time freebie while the raid pass was on discount but apparently the box is just a discount shit Good, I didn't need another event tied to pokemon types, egg bonus, stardust bonus or exp bonus
>>32952271
Not an argument.
>>32952216
>>32952216
>>32952216
>>32951990
Oh look, I was right.
:^)
>mfw I don't find two special pikachus with good IVs
Just a reminder that 1 year anniversary means we've gone around the sun once since the game launched. What is inherently special about that?
>>32948629
Spark falling over is funny and all but those eggs are fucked lmao
>>32951961
>Pikachu with hat
>sale in shop
Thanks Niantic.
Finally, the UnHankening is at hand.
>>32949052
hell yeah
Since it's the anniversary, post the dumbest thing you did when the game launched.
>bought pokeballs before I knew what pokestops were
>>32952292
What a sad shill you are.
>>32952087
>no wild pokemon rate up
>no increase of pokestop drops
>only a cosmetic change to one of the rarest pokemon and some shit in the shop nobody cares about
DEAD GAME
>>32952394
Not an argument.
When does event start? Did it start already?
>>32952393
i bought pokeballs
>>32952288
Learn to curveball
Hide thread?
>>32952494
In a little less than 2 hours.
>>32952494
4pm EST
Hanke literally admitting to his company's incompetency:
" But we had to redirect a substantial portion of the engineering team to [work on] infrastructure versus new features. That switched off things like extending gyms, it pushed out things we still want to have, like player-versus-player and trading. I’d say we’re about six months behind where we thought we would be."
https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/6/15911936/pokemon-go-niantic-john-hanke-interview-one-year-anniversary
>>32952393
it literally tells you before you're allowed to properly start the game how the fuck
>>32952538
WhaJ?
>>32952532
Does that help?
>>32952582
Yes, curveballs give a fairly significance boost to capture chances, and it's not too hard to learn how to do them either.
Combine golden razz berry, curve ball, and great/excellent bonus and your chances of capture are much better than without the curve ball.
>>32952087
I haven't seen a pikachu spawn in my area since the santa hat ones. This means literally nothing to me.
>>32952477
I wasn't arguing. I'm stating a fact. You are a sad shill.
>>32952552
Read the fucking thread and stop excusing spoofers.
>>32952271
>thanks for playing our shitty game for a year!
>give us money!
>I got 4 fast TM's
>FOUR
>>32952738
>having TMs
Must be nice.
>>32952334
what a spoiled little cunt
>2017
>getting upset at a mobile game
>>32952738
It's a sign you're about to get cucked somehow anon
How do people post in this general if they're out catching pokemon?
>>32952346
fuck off Nicholas
>>32952393
transferred my starter
>>32952552
>real human bean starts playing in the background
>>32952774
Spoof brah
>>32952774
Laptop in the park.
>>32952774
>implying this sub isn't 99% spoofers
1. Fire & Ice event
2. Easter event
3. Valentine's event
4. Water Festival
5. Rock event
6. Starter event
...
POWER GAP
...
900. Grass event
901. Egg event
>>32952774
I post when I get back
>>32952393
Actively sought out advice on /pgg/
>tfw your attempt at reclaiming Mystic territory from the clutches of Valortards is interrupted by a fucking bayleef raid battle
>>32952774
Clover
>>32952832
>sub
you need to go back
>>32952840
>Halloween
>Easter
>Rock
>Starter
>fire&ice
>valentine's
>water
>grass
>>32952859
Should've used /r/thesilphroad or watched Trainer Tips!
>>32952774
Mobile data is a thing that exists.
Raids are gay.
How much candy do you get with a Rare Candy?
>>32952927
1:1
>>32952927
its 1-1 but it becomes whatever candy you want.
>>32952935
>>32952936
In 4-5 raids I've only gotten one, damn.
>>32952935
>>32952936
False.
>>32952774
I only play once or twice a week
New Thread
>>32952966
New Thread
>>32952966
New Thread
>>32952966
>>32952916
Can I have their snapchats then?
>>32952334
There are some people you just want to kill.
Personally i would not be too suprised if this is a fake phone as part of a gag to try and seem cool.
>>32952955
no u
>>32952948
stop doing Lv1 raids then
>>32952832
>this sub
>>32952832
Sub what?
>>32952840
Rock event should be higher. The buddy distance being quartered alone was amazing.
>>32952692
Did you even read the article you fuck? Hanke clearly states "We lost probably six months on our schedule because of the success of the game." Meaning they had to devote time and effort just to keep the game running because they weren't expecting a huge launch. The only one making excuses around here is you fucking niancuck
>>32952840
Fire & Ice event first ?
That event was shit, Rock was far better.
>>32952638
I'm an active player and I've seen like 3 Pikachu total. I've caught more wild Dratini than fucking Pikachu
>>32953458
I think they add more chances for the chus to spawn.
>>32952108
Never said he hates it. I typed out how unappreciative he is. What is reading comprehension?
>>32952288
>caught raid Quilava in two balls
>with a Pinap
If even your Golden Razzberry isn't enough you must be making shitty throws.
>>32953473
>unappreciative
>a country that fetishizes war
Woah what a cunt huh?
Are they ever going to make the sightings list not fucking garbage? I saw a crobat shadow appear in it but fuck if I'm ever going to find it when shitmon keep clogging the damn thing if I move 5m.
>>32953766
>will the game be any better ever
No.
1200 coins for that shitty box?!!
I thought they were giving us a discount, literally buying the 6 incubators and 2 passes in it is still a 100 coins less expensive then the box.
>pikachu nearby
>no hat on radar
>"maybe when I catch it it will have it"
NOPE
>>32954424
This what the fuck. I haven't even seen a Pikachu this entire year, I don't live in the biome for it so this is clearly an event spawn yet no fucking hat
Bravo hanke
>TOO HOT OUT TO PLAY POKÉMON GO
>>32954740
>south emisphere
do people still use flygps to spoof?
>>32954847
People don't spoof anymore
>>32954871
>AN IMPLICATION
>>32954894
nice spacing faggot
the 'event' is actually even less than I expected, and I reeeeally didn't expect much at all
>>32955201
The 'event' is actually not even ON WHERE ARE THE FUCKING HATS HANKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32953665
Wow talk about beside the point, getting retards with reading comprehension issues AND unrelated bullshit (you)s
New bread when
>>32952106
like the whole thing?
>>32952210
Dat pic is hilarious
>find a local PoGo group
>in order to enter the admin asks some questions
>team, level, top mons, etc.
>"what's your favorite PoGo Youtuber"
>umm, that's weird
>nuck, whatever
>"do you use reddit?"
>I say "No, I like PoGoHub better"
>and he says "I think reddit is better"
>"anyways you are in"
>they organize a meet up for raids today
>I get there early
>ask on the group chat if they were coming
>we are close
>look to my side
>it was a bunch of very poorly dressed betas
>you know those really big dark grey cheap jeans ?
>they were all wearing that
>this balding 19 year old beta male wouldn't stop saying "nani" or some crap after someone said his name
>this other guy randomly shouted waffle a bunch of times
>a fat guy that seems to be praised around the group always made stupid jokes and said "oh this is a Lapras raid, I don't fight against females"
>they asked if raid passes would go on sale during the event
>I said "If they aren't on sale by now, they won't go on sale later on"
>and some cuck said "I think they are releasing the event little by little, that's Niantic's way, they never fail us"
>it wasn't irony
>some other guy had a really shitty phone
>it lagged even on the menu
>he asked a bunch of guys if he could use their phones to play
>he was so annoying that they eventually allowed him to
>they all made stupid jokes
>"oh a nidoran, you are going to the kitchen because of your gender"
I'm never going on a group raid again.
>>32956445
LMAO the cringe is palpable. I had a pretty good experience myself
>bike to local park, machamp raid
>show up, a few other autists are lurking around with their phones out
>game time
>join raid group
>just one other guy
>Fuck it let's do this
>guy leaves 30 secs before raid
>try and solo, get crushed
>leave raid and join again
>now 7 people in the group
>notice artists converged in bbal court
>some kids, some young adults, and even some parents
>join them
>wreck machamp, catch on first ball w/ golden razz
>89% ivs, counter and close combat
>feels good man
Hola, i met the local autist
A fat kid who thinks he knows everything abot pokemon just because he plays PoGo
>Meet Lardy the irst time
>"You´re playing Go too, right? right? right? right?"
>"We team blue´s are so elite, others cant compare"
>"See this? I have a charizard. Im a master trainer"
>"Y´know, i want another smartphone but m dad isnt buying me one, so i selling trainer-tipps and raid-help!"
>"What do you mean, IV? There isnt something like that, it doesnt say anything about that here"
>"You cant have a charizaard! Im the only one allowed to have one. release yours"
He also starts to shout and throw tantrums whenever one of his arenas get taken over.
He uses his hankebux at once to buy plain ass pokeballs.
God that fat fuck is annoying
>>32958093
Is he a literal 12yo autist?
>>32958133
Hes 13
>>32958163
I was close.
Either way, why the fuck are you even talking to him?
>inb4 underageb&
>>32958189
He is at every raidspot, and he seems to be tailing people so he wont miss out on the "rare stuff"
I already told him a few times to fuck off, but he seems to be thinking that im joking.
>>32958216
Wear head phones.
>listening to a book on tape have to concentrate can't talk sorry
Done.
>>32958397
already tried that one. he then just poke me the whole time and pulls on the cable.
>>32958423
If you see him go to a different area.
>>32958445
that shithole of a village has 3 arenas, all close to each other and the pokestops are right beside it.
>>32958458
>rape