USM LEAKS

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Hello, My name is Sato and I worked for Game Freak for a long time.

I heard that 4chan is website and not an anime.

Of course, my name is an alias it's not my real name Satoshi Tajiri.

So I worked with my friend Junichi and here what I know about the games.
-Team Rocket come back with Giovanni, Musashi and Kojiro.
-Kojiro looks like the Kojiro of the episode 18 "Beauty & the Beach"
-The Necrozma armor formes of Solgaleo and Lunala is a Team Rocket fusion project.
-Colress works for Team Rocket now because of Meowth.
-You have to defeat Team Rocket with Lusamine, Guzma and Ash(lol me) in your side.
-Gyms come back but not like gyms of the previous generations, it's a mix of gyms and trials.
-Ilima, Lana, Kiawe, Mallow, Sophocles, Mina, Nanu and Lillie are now gyms leaders.
-There is not 1 but 2 champions(Lusamine and Guzma).
-All the protagonists from previous generations are now in The Battle Tree except Kris.
-All the Girls are now in micro Bikini don't ask me why.
-1 new type of legendary Pokémon: The Ultrabreasts.
-2 new Z-Moves for the Ultrabreasts ("Tsunami of Milk" and "In between"
-New Alolan Forms for Johto Pokémon (Bellossom, Espeon, Misdreavus, Sneasel, Smoochum, Miltank and Blissey)
-No new Megaevolutions, "fuck this shit Haha! XD" like my friend says.
-New area: the pikaland, in this area you can only battle with pikachu and against pikachu, you meet Ash for the first time in this area, don't forget to buy some pikadrinks.
-Find with Ash the mysterious male Pikachu with a black tip at the end of his tail.
-Help Gladion to accept himself to become a girl (with a micro Bikini)
-Help Hau to quit Depression, Drinking Alcohol, Drugs addiction, Games addiction and Porn addiction.

Sorry for my bad english but I'm Japanese. You MUST believe me!